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[–]highvoltage988 608 points609 points ago

Asian nerds, cool asians, jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabees, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst....

Safe to say I've seen this movie too many times.

Edited due to corrections from socktopus and ohsideSHOWbob.

Edit number 2: The movie is Mean Girls.

[–]qualiacontrived 206 points207 points ago

Say crack again.

[–]biketrike 177 points178 points ago

Crack.

[–]qualiacontrived 102 points103 points ago

Biketrike just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.

[–]biketrike 78 points79 points ago

I'm a pusher.

[–]qualiacontrived 101 points102 points ago

That's why your hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

[–]cynognathus 58 points59 points ago

Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

[–]spaceye 61 points62 points ago

Oh my GOD Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

[–]Iggyhopper 17 points18 points ago

It's like I have ESPN or something.

[–]PenguinsMelba 17 points18 points ago

I'm sorry I called you a gapped-toothed bitch, it's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

[–]bceedub 11 points12 points ago

Is butter a carb?

[–]4foryouglencoco 106 points107 points ago

YOU GO, GLEN COCO!

[–]derpturtles 40 points41 points ago

...and none for Gretchen Wieners.

[–]4foryouglencoco 2 points3 points ago

I love you.

[–]socktopus 102 points103 points ago

Unfriendly black hotties

...me too.

[–]elijha 37 points38 points ago

Jambo!

[–]ignitionremix 2 points3 points ago

I'm from Michigan...

[–]ZenaLundgren 42 points43 points ago

That black girl's expression pretty much sums up many black Redditor's attitudes. After trying to fit into the community as a whole, most of us are kind of pushed to our own corners of Reddit by racist or racially insensitive comments, posts and attitudes; so it can be challenging give off a welcoming attitude.

[–]homeboy5925 26 points27 points ago

hmph kinda like society in general

[–]FromTheId 14 points15 points ago

Seriously, the girl with highlights on the left?
Good lord. Beautiful, except, you know, for the wildly disapproving look.

[–]NeuxSaed 29 points30 points ago

AND I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

[–]belflandluvr 9 points10 points ago

As a male, my friends make fun of me for liking this movie, by I stand by the opinion that this is a great movie.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Seriously? Mean Girls has excellent writing, awesome character development, a sweet ass plot... There is nothing to not like about the movie. It's dumb that, just because it features a female protagonist/antagonist, your guy friends would put you down. Damn good movie, well written, funny with real substance.

I haven't seen a comedy as good as it was in a loooooong time.

[–]ohsideSHOWbob 5 points6 points ago

Unfriendly black HOTTIES actually ;)

[–]klawy 16 points17 points ago

The right amount of times.

[–]lgnm 2 points3 points ago

I played regina george in a drama class skit based on mean girls about 20 minutes long. Im a guy

[–]ShadowRam 1463 points1464 points ago

is there a video?

This Gif takes a 100 years to load.

[–]SonicFlash01 1132 points1133 points ago

waiting for gif to load
open new tab
reddit

[–]That_Tall_Guy 888 points889 points ago

goes to comments to see if it is slow for everyone else too

[–]filmisbone[S] 1293 points1294 points ago

[–]Skwink 732 points733 points ago

OP was pretty good person today.

[–]SecretlyGayHippo_2 292 points293 points ago

Dear diary.

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 437 points438 points ago

Today op wasn't a bundle of sticks.

[–]onemadnigga 79 points80 points ago

[–]polerix 1 point2 points ago

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but since OP isn't a bundle of sticks, we're safe!

[–]P1TA 17 points18 points ago

[–]filmisbone[S] 226 points227 points ago

Who downvotes a requested, helpful link?

[–]yes_they_do_do_that 430 points431 points ago

people do do that.

[–]fwoar 201 points202 points ago

do do... hehe

[–]Jackson20Bill 122 points123 points ago

Your username... your comment... Dear God...

[–]just_the_tip_ 21 points22 points ago

[–]Strangely_Calm 22 points23 points ago

The evil that I do do.

[–]DeathToPennies 29 points30 points ago

I honestly think there are people that J, Z, repeat every thread they see.

[–]mheat 5 points6 points ago

I knew about A, but never about Z. Thank you. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

edit: I'll be at karmanauts page if you need me.

[–]DeathToPennies 5 points6 points ago

As long as I'm dispensing advice, you should also know that whatever votes you give on a user's overview are invalid. You have to go to the actual post to make a valid vote. They do it like that for precisely the reason you had in mind.

If you really want to fuck his karma, you can do the illegal thing and send a bot after him. I'm sure he has plenty already.

[–]_Jizzle_ 2 points3 points ago

Why didn't you just, nevermind.

[–]SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE 73 points74 points ago

Dude....please get out of my head.

[–]thunderblumpkin 30 points31 points ago

I made it to r/asians.

[–]for_me_to_post_on 19 points20 points ago

I wen to /r/asians and there were only 150 subscribers

/r/xsmall however.. nice.

[–]pomoluese 12 points13 points ago

Made it to r/xsmall before i came to see if everyone was having the same issue

[–]CasimirFunk 8 points9 points ago

Made it to r/xsmall before i came

Great, that's what it's for.

[–]Sanity_prevails 170 points171 points ago

[–]Danna_MP 6 points7 points ago

I find it funny, this is the fastest gif I've loaded.

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 139 points140 points ago

[–]georgiecasey 73 points74 points ago

File size: 15.77 MB (16535274 bytes)

MIME type: image/gif

ಠ_ಠ

I'm assuming (hoping?) that it was uploaded to Youtube and flagged for copyright so that's why it's a GIF.

[–]turbofast 16 points17 points ago

The original video is still on YouTube (see other post), and its highest quality is 6.18 MB and it has audio. Enough said.

[–]Strider96 59 points60 points ago

15.8 MB GIF!!! WTF!!! WTF!!!

[–]Plazm 23 points24 points ago

Ffs, I loaded in on my phone. Using a mobile connection.

[–]Koldfuzion 46 points47 points ago

It's 2012. You'd think after the 15 or so years gifs have been widely circulating the internets we would have come up with something better and adopted it.

[–]bad_german 102 points103 points ago

it's called videos, and I hear they're quiet popular.

[–]superpunk 116 points117 points ago

Maybe that's why noone has heard of them.

[–]shenanegins 28 points29 points ago

maybe noone doesn't get out much, and that's why no one has heard of him

[–]drinking4life 12 points13 points ago

It's called Mean Girls. Pretty good movie, and it got great reviews. Really sad how Lindsay Lohan just plummeted, but that happens all the time with younger actors/actresses.

[–]prolapsedrectum 29 points30 points ago

Most gifs load instantly for me, but this one has been loading for like 5 minutes already.

[–]Skorp 15 points16 points ago

I always have this problem with minus, so I assume it's their server that can't handle the load.

[–]Virileman 17 points18 points ago

[–]Cire11 463 points464 points ago

TIL what /r/xsmall is...

Edit: NSFW

[–]bohknows 158 points159 points ago

NSFW, in case anyone else is curious

[–]Cire11 43 points44 points ago

Ah thanks. I forgot to add that to my comment. Fixed.

Edit: Thanks'd too much

[–]anonymousrapeface 96 points97 points ago

[–]RanchWithEverything 23 points24 points ago

Does anyone have the one like this but with the breadfriend face on the dick?

[–]alekso56 158 points159 points ago

[–]RanchWithEverything 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha thank you, I'll remember to save it this time

[–]wuth 34 points35 points ago

Though it was a pleasant surprise, I do wish that I had been given some kind of heads up before immediately zooming over there.

In hindsight, however, I still regret nothing.

[–]nostramort 12 points13 points ago

...What is it?

[–]RyanLikesyoface 44 points45 points ago

Gonewild for skinny girls.

[–]fwoar 52 points53 points ago

Oh God, there's nothing to hold on to down there.

[–]DestroyerOfWombs 20 points21 points ago

Skinny girls with small boobs naked.

[–]billbacon 138 points139 points ago

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee exists! I knew it was real.

[–]triforce88 41 points42 points ago

I like their rules. The only rule they have is you're not allowed to say "eat a sandwich."

[–]Kon-chezz 68 points69 points ago

Lot of rib cages in there.

[–]DrSandwich 6 points7 points ago

If someone posted a link to gonewildplus and someone commented "Lot of fat there" he would be downvoted to hell.

[–]cheezy8 24 points25 points ago

First picture that girl isn't even xsmall!

edit: oh, never mind. extra small BOOBS

[–]helloskitty 31 points32 points ago

My new fav subreddit.

[–]pseudolobster 28 points29 points ago

See also /r/dirtysmall Edit: NSFW of course

[–]BloodyWaters 10 points11 points ago

whoops, commented.. well can't do anything about it now, can i

[–]GundamWang 5 points6 points ago

What is the difference between that and xsmall?

[–]semi- 11 points12 points ago

Penetration.

[–]Armyless 164 points165 points ago

There are far too many women in this cafeteria to be remotely accurate.

[–]motherfuckingriot 155 points156 points ago

You don't even go here.

[–]lebellacarus 36 points37 points ago

He just has a lot of feelings.

[–]dragonflyer223 8 points9 points ago

I just have a lot of feelings...

[–]cobaltgiant 64 points65 points ago

Seems like the folks at /r/circlejerk are have the best time.

[–]GodOfAtheism 5 points6 points ago

SO. CONTRARIAN.

[–]Skwink 7 points8 points ago

Who needs /r/circlejerk when you have /r/braveryjerk?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

YOU READY FOR THE BRAVE TRAIN? BETTER ENABLE THAT BRAVERY ENHANCEMENT SUITE

[–]XxXpoopblaz0r420XxX 10 points11 points ago

Reddit Enhancement Suite brought to you by Neil deSagan Paul

[–]Shippage 2 points3 points ago

We always do! Sometimes it's the only place on Reddit I can stand.

[–]cumbersomecucumber 5 points6 points ago

I don't get why that table wasn't /r/sex, but whatever..

[–]JewboiTellem 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Magnets 236 points237 points ago

A 16MB GIF? We have the technology to use videos now.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

Disregard data caps, acquire massive gifs.

[–]pizzaandpasta 90 points91 points ago

You go Glen Coco

[–]QueenOfTheOzone 60 points61 points ago

And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye.

[–]Oh-Wee-Oh-Wee-Oh 9 points10 points ago

"That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."

[–]luft-waffle 288 points289 points ago

Any man who says he doesn't like that movie is either a liar or not a real man!

[–]slightly_inaccurate 167 points168 points ago

Seriously, this movie was the tits. Tina Fey is an amazing comedic mind, and it showed in the script. There were tons of great quotes and vintage Lindsay Lohan boobies.

[–]slyr114 52 points53 points ago

Makes me really wish Lindsay had stayed straight. She was freaking hot but now.... not so much :(

[–]qxixp 14 points15 points ago

Hollywood ruined her...

[–]IDriveAVan 110 points111 points ago

It's not their fault they have a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow.

[–]luft-waffle 77 points78 points ago

HELL NO! I DID NOT LEAVE THE SOUTH SIDE FOR THIS!

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

I did not leave the South-side to see you mis-quote!

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0377092/quotes?qt=qt0395785

[–]IDriveAVan 12 points13 points ago

Upvoted, but you gotta edit that to south side. Mean Girls is set in Chicago, yo.

[–]eyeland12 11 points12 points ago

Now I want to watch mean girls!

[–]Olukon 33 points34 points ago

What movie is it?

[–]luft-waffle 79 points80 points ago

Mean Girls.

[–]Olukon 20 points21 points ago

Thanks. Your name reminds me of one of my favorite games, so here.

EDIT: Warning to headphone users.

[–]critrockets 9 points10 points ago

Well now this is awesome.

[–]elijha 7 points8 points ago

GOD, Olukon you are so stupid!

[–]CJGibson 46 points47 points ago

I'm pretty sure that Janis and Damian would not actually be welcome in /r/lgbt.

[–]CONGART 45 points46 points ago

Technically no one is 'welcome' in /r/lgbt, they just rent their stay there until a totalitarian mod bans them for a post that wasn't 'transpositive' enough.

[–]rampantdissonance 26 points27 points ago

Yeah, /r/ainbow is the place to be, but that probably wouldn't be clear enough for the gif.

[–]Shamwow22 28 points29 points ago

Yeah, for not being "transfeminist" enough.

[–]RussRufo 6 points7 points ago

I've never visited /r/lgbt, so I' curious: why not?

[–]scribitur 9 points10 points ago

See here.

tl;dr: they have a problem with overeager mods who ban everyone for saying anything that's even a little bit offensive. It was a big issue in January, and it's died down a bit since then, but a large portion of /r/lgbt flocked to /r/ainbow.

[–]darchangel 55 points56 points ago

I was very pleasantly surprised. I was expecting something lame like a whole cafeteria line with nothing but bins of bacon. This was clever.

[–]Unidan 21 points22 points ago

I read your sentence as "pheasantly surprised."

I laughed out loud at your seemingly strange non-sequitur.

Then I realized I think I'm having a brain aneurysm.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 541 points542 points ago

I CAN'T EVEN TELL IF THIS IS CLEVER OR STUPID BECAUSE IT TAKES 10 YEARS TO FUCKING LOAD

[–]rarisgod 96 points97 points ago

I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'LL GET UPVOTES

[–]chefhacker 77 points78 points ago

MAYBE IT DOES..

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points ago

Fuck it, we'll upvote it anyway!

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 37 points38 points ago

apparently 2500 people in under an hour feel that way!

i'll have to wait for the 100th time this is reposted to see it.

[–]stevesonaplane 13 points14 points ago

/firstworldproblems

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 4 points5 points ago

the fridge made my gatorade too cold :(

[–]Drunken_Economist 115 points116 points ago

You can't sit with us!

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 57 points58 points ago

The 'gonna get pitchforked table' with Karmanaut, Mind_Virus, and (probably) Apostolate. Which is a shame, because I think you're cool.

[–]Brumworth 42 points43 points ago

Which is right beside the r/subredditdrama table

[–]lebellacarus 11 points12 points ago

Popcorn for lunch every day.

[–]SLUT_MUFFIN 25 points26 points ago

Loaded instantly. Powers of modern day connections and computers!

[–]KoreanTerran 150 points151 points ago

[–]hinduguru 45 points46 points ago

motherland

[–]LupivTheGreat 58 points59 points ago

apparently us Indians aren't good enough for /r/asians. We live in Asia too, man :(

[–]tennfan 16 points17 points ago

[–]Tappen_Zee 25 points26 points ago

Last time I checked Indians lived in India...

edit: sigh... it's a joke, a shitty shitty joke.

[–]LupivTheGreat 5 points6 points ago

Which is in what continent?

[–]rockerode 7 points8 points ago

The Indian Subcontinent. (feel free to facepalm)

[–]jordanminjie 26 points27 points ago

The most disappointing subreddit I've seen.

[–]Provid3nce 3 points4 points ago

Thought it would be a subreddit for discussion. Nope just a bunch of scantily clad Asian women.

[–]MaterMatuta 49 points50 points ago

WAIT... There is an /r/food ??

[–]StifmeisterBry 81 points82 points ago

There's a subreddit for pretty much everything, mate.

[–]PokemasterTT 41 points42 points ago

Even for pokemon porn.

[–]peace_off 70 points71 points ago

[–]trikillr42 14 points15 points ago

[–]PokemasterTT 53 points54 points ago

I mean /r/PokePorn

[–]twoface117 42 points43 points ago

Wat.

[–]YLK 14 points15 points ago

Thaaaat's enough reddit for today....

[–]genericname12345 16 points17 points ago

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 9 points10 points ago

Dude it has 150k people.

[–]lixtonpickles 6 points7 points ago

Friend and I randomed onto /r/eatsandwiches the other day. Spent over an hour talking about them over Steam chat.

[–]jollex5 13 points14 points ago

I saw eats and wiches.

[–]ILoveLongfellow 9 points10 points ago

/r/foodporn is better :)

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 45 points46 points ago

I didn't think it would ever come this far but I am strongly in belief that Half Life 3 will come out before this gif. loads.

[–]Guy37 39 points40 points ago

What about /r/spacedicks

[–]LowSociety 156 points157 points ago

[–]ReactsWithWords 43 points44 points ago

Ooh, THERE'S a link I'm not going to be clicking!

[–]Amandurp 52 points53 points ago

Just three guys with weird expressions, it's safe.

[–]Lecks 41 points42 points ago

I'm pretty sure at least one of them is a woman.

[–]nobodyrp 28 points29 points ago

Her name is Margaret and YOU WILL CALL HER!!!

[–]albert0kn0x 20 points21 points ago

It's just the McPoyles.

[–]baxman343 17 points18 points ago

my sister would like to show you her boobies, they're top notch i assure you.

[–]crudelegend 10 points11 points ago

Those are the teachers.

[–]SolidKGB 55 points56 points ago

What about /r/gonewild

[–]matdwyer 40 points41 points ago

Right Here Sir and Here and maybe here

(nsfw, obviously)

[–]POSTS_GIFS 136 points137 points ago

[–]neon_kid 11 points12 points ago

So accurate.

[–]timmmmmm 41 points42 points ago

Picture number three has my penis furiously waving a white flag.

[–]orangeslash 40 points41 points ago

"Good... Very good.... OH GOD WHERE'S THE BACK BUTTON."

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 22 points23 points ago

It looked like a naked mole-rat hiding under a skirt.

[–]nilgiri 112 points113 points ago

that is so fetch!

[–]styxman34 135 points136 points ago

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

[–]pizzaandpasta 30 points31 points ago

It's never going to happen.

[–]Brentyfresh 51 points52 points ago

Yeah, it's totes awk.

[–]ameliamirerye 42 points43 points ago

what movie is this from?

[–]Werke 116 points117 points ago

Mean Girls.

[–]swampertkamm85 73 points74 points ago

Upvote for you Werke! You go Werke!

[–]Flipperbw 41 points42 points ago

Werke it.

[–]krispwnsu 5 points6 points ago

TIL there is an r/blackculture

[–]brblongitude 25 points26 points ago

Black guy here. That black girl mean mug is the most spot on look I've seen a black actor give. I realized whenever I walk down a hall by myself at my Uni if there's a group of black girls they're going to stare an mean mug me until I feel extremely uncomfortable then start power walking the fuck outta there.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

As a black girl, that sounds really really weird.

[–]TheSemiTallest 7 points8 points ago

I knew that looked familiar, but it wasn't until the second-to-last table that I figured it out. Great movie!

[–]stevegasm 2 points3 points ago

Is butter a carb?

[–]constantlyconfused19 2 points3 points ago

This is so fetch

[–]existentialredhead 2 points3 points ago

Upvoting because Mean Girls <3

[–]NotLee 2 points3 points ago

This is SO fetch!

[–]ThePopScientist 2 points3 points ago

4 for you, OP - YOU GO, OP!!

...and none for r/spacedicks!