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[–]Ass_Dragon 34 points35 points ago

[–]iAmJawshh 12 points13 points ago

[–]MestR 2 points3 points ago

[–]read 3 points4 points ago

Awww :(

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[–]arienh4 2 points3 points ago

4 years, 11 months and 6 days. Sorry bro.

[–]Raff001 33 points34 points ago

Does it say "shitty, shitty" in the upper left corner?

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 6 points7 points ago

I'm guessing "shiny, shiny".

[–]CoolguyThePirate 6 points7 points ago

it is actually shitty, shitty.

google knows all

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 4 points5 points ago

Wow. Nice find.

[–]dhtseany 3 points4 points ago

I saw that, too.

[–]holyscomber 0 points1 point ago

Adored, by Tilly Bagshawe. Probably best it was ruined.

[–]PonyVectors 0 points1 point ago

And it does indeed say "shitty, shitty." Specifically, "What a shitty, shitty day it had been."

[–]codered434 10 points11 points ago

hey guys, chill. its ok the book is folded/cut whatever... lets just pretend it's twilight.

[–]Bridgemaster11 62 points63 points ago

The pages are folded not cut...

[–]Menospan 20 points21 points ago

Folding pages still ruins a book, It fucks up the book when you try to close it and it will always have a visible crease

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

Folded page = readable = not ruined

[–]GetTheMoney 23 points24 points ago

You wouldn't want a crack on your computer screen, would you? Still usable, so it's not ruined, right?

[–]Proditus 24 points25 points ago

I cracked the screen on my phone once. It still worked fine, even with touch, so I wouldn't call it ruined. Damaged, but not ruined.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Right.

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[–]AskYouEverything 6 points7 points ago

Reddit can't handle the truth!

[–]Dwnvtngthdmms 1 point2 points ago

Libraries must be hell for you.

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[–]authorless 19 points20 points ago

They aren't folded in the center, the top bits and the bottom bits aren't on the same pages.

[–]ilikejokes 4 points5 points ago

Some people don't want their books folded.

[–]dionvc 5 points6 points ago

They alternated a lot of the folding for that effect It may looks like it's folded in the center but it is actually alternated.

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Linking to funnyjunk? You are a moron. You do realize that, in addition to it being a shitty site, it redirects you to the main page when you click the link, right?

[–]junk_radio[S] 0 points1 point ago

just google image searched "captain obvious" for it. And no, I wasn't aware! Thanks for the heads up.

[–]pm079 11 points12 points ago

Tip: Add imgur to your search for better results!

[–]Josephdirte 4 points5 points ago

"Adored" by Tilly Bagshawe.

Officially contributed to the useless knowledge library that is Reddit. Now I'm off to flex in front of the mirror for a while.

[–]R2Lowber 1 point2 points ago

Dat Irony.

[–]Baron_Tartarus 1 point2 points ago

What's a book asshole used for? How did you get one? Or rather, why do you call it your book asshole?

[–]FryerFace 1 point2 points ago

Well, here's hoping it was a copy of "Fifty Shades of Grey" then.

[–]BBS- 1 point2 points ago

DEA see a batman logo on the top of the folded pages?

[–]THEY_CALL_ME_TOPPER 1 point2 points ago

That nothing. I once cut down a large portion of the Amazon forest and stacked all the tree's so it spelt "Save the Rain Forests" and set it on fire so it would be visible from space.

[–]THE_TOPPER_TOPPER 0 points1 point ago

That's nothing, I once carved out the Earth it form the words "save the planet", then flooded it and lit it on fire at the same time.

[–]DoctorHeadshot 1 point2 points ago

MY RAGE BURNS WITH THE FORCE OF A MILLION PUS-FILLED ANUSES

[–]gurboura 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else see the dinosaur from the black text?

[–]eydryan 0 points1 point ago

Had too many words bro. FTFY.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 0 points1 point ago

"Faster than the speed of love", by Brian Griffin. There are lots more copies somewhere.

[–]warcrylemon 0 points1 point ago

Sort of ironic considering this picture is the result of someone having a books and spending time not reading it.

[–]inmate655321 0 points1 point ago

[–]amazingseiderman 0 points1 point ago

"I'm not even mad, I'm impressed."

[–]czarchastic 0 points1 point ago

Just need about 559999 more books and you can recreate War and Peace.

[–]coaxfun 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it's Adored by Tilly Bagshawe

It's an okay book...

[–]brutalistu 0 points1 point ago

the letters compose the sign of BatCthulhu

[–]GetEffedInTheA 0 points1 point ago

In Russia book ruins your asshole

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

I wanted to remember where i stopped reading on these pages.

[–]cattnack 0 points1 point ago

I want one!

[–]burgerking4 0 points1 point ago

Should have gotten a kindle

[–]Vidalio 0 points1 point ago

the worst part is, that's better than my handwriting

[–]mapkinase 0 points1 point ago

Just restore the backup copy.

[–]Admiral_Turtle 0 points1 point ago

What is this book of which you speak of?

[–]Buscat 0 points1 point ago

"READ.. not because you enjoy it, but because reading is something that interesting people do. You want to be interesting don't you? This shitty book 'art' is a good start."

[–]caramia331 0 points1 point ago

It was twilight who gives a shit

[–]MozzarellaSquirrel -1 points0 points ago

666 upvotes!

[–]cgowsell -1 points0 points ago

looks like a solution to twilight

[–]zwitt95 -1 points0 points ago

It's okay, it was Twilight.

[–]LeftoverBoots -1 points0 points ago

That comma feels so good.

[–]trampus1 -2 points-1 points ago

Unfortunately, it was this future classic.

[–]Sevren -3 points-2 points ago

It's ok, he only ruined a bible.