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[–]AgreesWithIdiots 93 points94 points ago

That's not him.

[–]Usenetking 22 points23 points ago

A bit of an unfortunate username in this situation.

[–]Griffter4 0 points1 point ago

He still looks like an absolute retard. I think he can count to potato now.

[–]vansebastian 46 points47 points ago

how does it feel to be a liar?

[–]Malex_Wolf 20 points21 points ago

[–]courain 68 points69 points ago

[–]ishouldbepainting 9 points10 points ago

I hate that I can remember his face better than most of the people I am friends with.

[–]TheJoel2012 2 points3 points ago

He's really turned himself around huh guys?

[–]la_soltera 0 points1 point ago

HAHAH!!! I laughed WAY too hard at that!

[–]Metrologyy 7 points8 points ago

His eyes went from brown to blue.. Does that normally happen?

[–]leogg_lyl 4 points5 points ago

Really? He's done AMA's here, shown his picture, and you still post this? And who is upvoting this?

[–]ludecknight 0 points1 point ago

He's done an AMA? Shit, where was i when this happened?

[–]leogg_lyl 1 point2 points ago

He's done 2 I believe. The first one was shut down by a mod (Redditors karma-whored the living shite out of that), and the second one went well. It was a couple months ago, I believe.

[–]nixygirl 23 points24 points ago

OP, been a redditor for 4 days ಠ_ಠ

That's a lotta reposts we got there.

ETA: This...is also a 9Gag repost http://9gag.com/gag/4750219

[–]Meta1425 16 points17 points ago

How do you know that it's a 9gag repost? ಠ_ಠ

[–]MagnusTheGreat 11 points12 points ago

BURN THE HERETIC! He went to the babies side.

[–]shivers13 2 points3 points ago

I think that's a she...

[–]Meta1425 4 points5 points ago

It's a trap

[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

In that case, I have few cold beers, condoms and a house all to myself.

[–]ARoyaleWithCheese 3 points4 points ago

Because it's on 9gag?

[–]nixygirl 0 points1 point ago

I put a link to it...did you not notice?

And it was posted at an earlier time than the OP's post...hence 9Gag repost.

[–]MurphysLaw13 0 points1 point ago

This asshole even submitted a link from 9gag that was originally a repost from reddit.

[–]nixygirl 1 point2 points ago

Hi-larious!

[–]malenkylizards 8 points9 points ago

I'm gettin' pay-PERRRRRRRRR

[–]krazyhand -3 points-2 points ago

Ctrl-f'd was not disappointed.

Edit: Why does reddit hate me so much!

[–]malenkylizards 1 point2 points ago

I'm fresher deh' MUH fucka

[–]luke10_27 6 points7 points ago

Posts to r/funny.

Post still gets yanked by karmanaut.

[–]urshtisweak 14 points15 points ago

Grows up.

Still Ginger.

[–]gangstabunniez 4 points5 points ago

Grows up, gets acne.

[–]caphits 2 points3 points ago

Grows up

Still ugly

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 3 points4 points ago

You're going to have to fight coyotecarl to the death for the title.

[–]Nosnhoj24 1 point2 points ago

Can you please keep this stuff on advice animals?

[–]loversduel8 1 point2 points ago

And yet people still upvote it

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck does Imgur look like 9gag now? §_§

[–]OnlySpoilers 2 points3 points ago

not even close

[–]revrend_ 0 points1 point ago

Thats not him, OP is a lying asshole

source

[–]knofle 5 points6 points ago

That's even more wrong than the OP.

[–]V_for_VinceVega 2 points3 points ago

but... but.. your name is alex

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 9 points10 points ago

We'll call him Starburns if we want to.

[–]MBannon2020 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kappz 0 points1 point ago

Staying true to your name eh.

[–]32BitWhore 0 points1 point ago

Same haircut.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

at least his teeth turned out OK

[–]ilikethegams 0 points1 point ago

If it is him, he needs to find a new style for his hair.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

He getting papers?

[–]joshy_p 0 points1 point ago

Joe hart?

[–]vulpes_occulta 0 points1 point ago

Make another one in 5 years.

[–]pieman1122 0 points1 point ago

How many bad luck Brian's are there

[–]oquin70 0 points1 point ago

Dies.

[–]statusone -1 points0 points ago

All the current comments on this page are complete shit

[–]joshg0024 -1 points0 points ago

Never got rid of that acne huh? That's some bad luck...

[–]GI_jim_bob -2 points-1 points ago

even bad luck Brian is better looking then me. :(

[–]Naasaan -4 points-3 points ago

How are his teeth worse after having braces?

[–]Phantom19 -2 points-1 points ago

Wow, looking good! Inspiration to bad luck Brian's everywhere.

[–]archfapper -1 points0 points ago

He's hot though. But he's a LIE. I'm torn.

[–]Gerald_Bald_Z -5 points-4 points ago

[–]yasisterstwat 1 point2 points ago

The exclamation made that unfunny meme even worse

[–]reneepussman -2 points-1 points ago

The years have not been kind to BLB.

[–]danceswithponiez -2 points-1 points ago

Total hottayy.

[–]aiden904 -2 points-1 points ago

He must have hung out with the harry potter cast

[–]mannix1126 -2 points-1 points ago

Posts recent pic, no one believes its him...

[–]dillanm -3 points-2 points ago

You look like Joe Hart the footballer