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[–]a404notfound 26 points27 points ago

doesnt menace with enough spikes of their hair.

[–]Iysif 18 points19 points ago

[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_RACE:ACCEPTABLE]

[–]paby 8 points9 points ago

On the chair is an image of a hooker in leather. The hooker is screaming.

[–]kral2 8 points9 points ago

I would think dwarven discovery of HIV would quickly lead to it being weaponized and tested on goblins.

[–]SamWhite 7 points8 points ago

Conclusion: Takes too long. Replace with lava.

[–]zzandy 4 points5 points ago

Dwarfs don't do such things to fight HIV, they do it for fun.

[–]Nelis47896 1 point2 points ago

Replace hookers with goblins or elves and it makes perfect sense.

[–]iSeven 1 point2 points ago

So he's a legendary bone carver?

[–]jaggederest 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the book "Use of Weapons"

[–]DrStalker 1 point2 points ago

That's exactly what I thought of the first time a moody dwarf crafted a bed from goblin bones.