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[–]nath2411 351 points352 points ago

This isn't funny i can only assume its getting up voted because of cancer..

[–]we_love_dassie 98 points99 points ago

Cancer? I hardly know her!

I'll show myself out...

[–]beeztrain 11 points12 points ago

jokes about cancer.. cancer hater! get him!

[–]KingNick 26 points27 points ago

But...wouldn't Cancer-Hating be good?

[–]GrandmasterSexay 10 points11 points ago

Cancer-Hating is the Cancer of Reddit.

[–]6Revolvers 5 points6 points ago

Cancer sounds so stupid when I've said it 7 times in my head.

[–]SniperTooL 2 points3 points ago

Can, sir?

[–]Hounmlayn 2 points3 points ago

Diet coke? Indeed sir, would you like it in a bottle or a cancer?

Edit: ashamed, but maybe no one will ever try again to replicate this joke if I sacrifice myself.

[–]GrandmasterSexay 0 points1 point ago

It's the special use of the word C that gets me. Hard and soft. KanSer.

I know what I'm calling my grunge band if I ever (never) form one.

[–]Immynimmy -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah...allow me to open the door.

[–]BruschiOnTap 57 points58 points ago

It's funny, because she has a PhD and improper grammar can't you see?!

[–]MestR 27 points28 points ago

The irony is that this post is cancer.

That makes if funny.

[–]Ihateyourdick 9 points10 points ago

It isn't a PhD in English.

[–]Estatunaweena 0 points1 point ago

Us scientist have more important things to worry about than grammar...

[–]ailee43 -4 points-3 points ago

She does?

The comma?

[–]PostalPenguin 13 points14 points ago

Jokes on him/her, if he lives long enough cancer will win the next round.

[–]pastanate 1 point2 points ago

Oh, so if they post this to /r/sob stories well get downvoted like usual?? So this was meant to be funny? Damn

[–]tofagerl 7 points8 points ago

It's funny cause we Cancer fucked up. See, wee pretend that Cancer is a sentient being, and it couldn't manage to kill Vicky. Now Vicky's all grown up, and is coming for Cancer's ass. The movie version will be better.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 1 point2 points ago

Climactic battle at the end of the movie

Vicky versus Cancer

[–]y00t 0 points1 point ago

also that cancer uses twitter

[–]tofagerl 0 points1 point ago

@the_real_c

[–]DFP_ 1 point2 points ago

I got a chuckle due to the OP's username, but otherwise you'd be right.

[–]JehPea 1 point2 points ago

It's superior because of who re-tweeted it.

[–]gamfreak 1 point2 points ago

lol

cancer

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

I laughed. Take that.

[–]excommunicated 0 points1 point ago

I laughed. Kind of made me think of Liam Neeson the scientist.

"If you are a benign growth, that'll be the end of it. I will not chemo you, I will not surgically remove you. But if you don't, I will survive you, I will get my degree, and I will kill you.

[–]Ozzymandias 154 points155 points ago

Cancer sucks and all, but this is r/funny, and this isn't a funny post...

[–]Breathing_Balls 122 points123 points ago

Welcome to r/funny.

[–]sjbennett85 4 points5 points ago

Your reply is funny, does that justify this thread though?

[–]mojorisin2592 4 points5 points ago

No, because even reddit's most serious threads have funnier shit than this place.

[–]pastanate 7 points8 points ago

And here i was thinking reddit finally broke the damn cycle of up voting sob stories and positive comments and downvoting funny ones. FUCK, forgot to read the sub reddit.

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[–]C0nmann 6 points7 points ago

Congratulations! You have been nominated for the award of "Worst Novelty Account." You have now joined the ranks of POSTS_BABY_TALK and arrowstotheknee.

[–]slylibel 3 points4 points ago

what was the username?? I have to know.

[–]C0nmann 5 points6 points ago

It was something like Calls people fags. I don't remember the exact name. His comment was "Fag".

[–]I_FIST_CAMELS 28 points29 points ago

Frankie Boyle retweeted this!?

[–]Poultry_Sashimi 0 points1 point ago

Frankie say Relax!

[–]CANCER_PUNCH[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, I know he's harsh but it's quite cool.

[–]crackdog 2 points3 points ago

I don't care about the downvote I will most likely receive. But I am jealous, even though I don't own a twitter account, I love Frankie Boyle. edit; sent to wrong user and added italics

[–]reebokpumps 78 points79 points ago

dear vicky

You can not form sentences.

sincerely,

cancer

[–]Trowzers 46 points47 points ago

Hey guys! I found cancer! Get him!

[–]DJSyko 8 points9 points ago

Him? am pretty sure cancer's a bitch.

[–]vickyyyf 1 point2 points ago

Dear Reebokpumps,

You are correct. Sadly I only noticed after it had been retweeted 1500 times, by which time i felt it was too late. After a fair few celebratory glasses of wine, it could have been a lot worse i assure you. However, thank you very much for noticing and I shall work on it.

You might want to work on your capitalisation skills if we are going to get picky,

Sincerely,

Vickyyyf ;)

[–]stickaslap 1 point2 points ago

redditor for 0 days? come on now

[–]pint 0 points1 point ago

please don't. any second wasted on sharpening grammar skills is a lost second of cancer research. save the ass of that guy as a revenge.

[–]pint 0 points1 point ago

you neither. you don't even have hands. prepare to die.

[–]redditspice 103 points104 points ago

there is no such thing as a "PhD in Cancer Research"
anyone intelligent enough to get a PhD would use proper terminology

[–]TheBlackHive 23 points24 points ago

Also know how to grammar.

[–]PaullyDee19 10 points11 points ago

I've been saying this ever since I started grad school. For example, I'm in the Institute of Medical Science at UofT studying in a lab working on oncolytic viruses. I have no idea what my Ph.D will be "in". Saying I'm working on a Ph.D in "medical science" is so vague. I'd like to say my Ph.D is "in" oncolytic virology. You could also say it's "in" whatever the title of my Ph.D defence thesis is titled.

[–]vickyyyf 2 points3 points ago

Sadly my thesis title did not fit into a tweet.

[–]PaullyDee19 0 points1 point ago

You'd be hard pressed to find many that would lol

[–]3206 0 points1 point ago

When people ask me I just say abstract algebra.

[–]chazferrari 5 points6 points ago

Hey fuck you guy I'm currently getting my PhD in Laboratory.

[–]lumpaholic 4 points5 points ago

18th century Agrarian Cancer but I guess the concepts are the same...

[–]tenebrous_cloud 2 points3 points ago

This is after getting masters degree in cancer I think.

[–]HoDownMcAssClown 1 point2 points ago

I just got a technical degree in cancer. True story.

[–]frank_the_cat 1 point2 points ago

Wait... I'm getting my phd in cancer research? Actually, its cancer biology, but still....

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

It was posted in a character-limited medium with the express purpose of communicating that the degree was obtained to fight cancer, but no, let the reddit skepticism of late continue to ruin everything.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Been here for years, sorry I don't feel the need to compile my life story on one account so I can wave my e-penis at people and get doxxed for no reason.

[–]colemorris -1 points0 points ago

Oh come on, you didn't think the 4chan reference was at least a little funny?

I wasn't raggin' on you bro, I just thought making fun of 4chan was universally funny. Sorry if I offended.

[–]A_Midsummer_Poop 0 points1 point ago

4chan - universally offensive to all that is reddit

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Hahaha, okay, maybe I overreacted a little bit. It was a bit funny, but you're like the tenth person who's tried to use me not being on a geriatric account as a reason to put me down in a discussion. Sometimes I wish I wasn't an account nomad, but my lawsuit prevents such things.

[–]colemorris 0 points1 point ago

It's all good :) Also, care to elaborate on that lawsuit thing? Sounds interesting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Basically I got really sketchy for a while because of my personal injury lawsuit, I guess I was worried that being a dick online or saying something flippant would somehow come back to me in the court, but I'm starting to think that isn't the case. Still, made me delete all my alts the MOMENT the case started, ya know? Why risk a few hundred thousand for the "badge of honor" of having a four or five year account?

Also I argue with people all the time, so I delete my account in shame and re-start the cycle all the time.

[–]colemorris 0 points1 point ago

Makes sound sense to me. Better safe than sorry for sure.

[–]thethingofcreepy 1 point2 points ago

Potato cancer

[–]PostalPenguin 1 point2 points ago

Many schools have programs in "cancer research" or cancer biology which you can get a phd in.

[–]catjuggler 0 points1 point ago

yeah this must be fake. But on the bright side, the first person to survive rabies became a biologist recently!

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

Its not ;)

[–]twonx 0 points1 point ago

That ASSHOLE stole your karma!

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

You are correct, however condensing the title of my PhD thesis into 140 characters sadly is not possible. Infact FYI it has 245 characters. I summarised, sorry for the inconvenience.

BW, vickyyyf

[–]weskokigen 0 points1 point ago

If she said "Cancer biology" it wouldn't have the same effect.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 35 points36 points ago

HEARTWARMING STORY. WRONG FUCKING SUBREDDIT

[–]Acebulf 0 points1 point ago

It's not really heartwarming when you think about it. Doctorates have about a 10% chance of being academics in their subjects.

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 0 points1 point ago

Is that a real statistic?? Can you show me a citation? That seems awfully low. I'd love to read more

[–]Acebulf 0 points1 point ago

It's what happens when you cut the budget for science and technology. Many PhDs will instead find work in industry.(most likely defense and/or oil)

http://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2012_07_06/caredit.a1200075

This discussion on /r/science is really eye-opening.

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/we1k3/overproduction_of_phds_caused_by_universities/

[–]Eszharen 16 points17 points ago

Retweeted by a man with a plethora of Cancer jokes.

Oh the irony.

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I was a little confused. However his promo made about £500 for the charity im running a half marathon for, so I am happy.

[–]Karlamonmon -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I'm surprised NOBODY ELSE has picked up on that...

[–]AdmiralFace 3 points4 points ago

Is this funny? More GMH..

[–]beluga_whales 12 points13 points ago

It worries me that she doesn't know how to write a proper sentence.

[–]stopstigma 1 point2 points ago

It's twitter.

[–]M0b1u5 3 points4 points ago

Anthropomorphising a disease is retarded.

[–]trojandan 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it

[–]weskokigen 0 points1 point ago

Retweeted by a comedian who makes cancer jokes, I guess.

[–]BraveArt 6 points7 points ago

Dear twitter I had cancer when I was 8 but beat it and now I have a PhD in cancer research.

[–]CaeliAria 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. It's funny how someone with a PhD can't be bothered to use proper grammar.

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

Sorry. Too many glasses of wine. I assure you my grammar was extensively examined by way of a 400 page PhD thesis. In the whole thing there were 18 typos and one grammatical error. So room for improvement definitely, but out of 120,000 words - not bad IMO.

[–]Grand_Theft_Audio -3 points-2 points ago

fucking relax, you anal retentive human. we'll see how judgmental you are when her research saves your life. and her doctorate isn't in english. but you just go ahead and scream about grammar with the rest of them while she does something worthwhile with her life.

[–]Poultry_Sashimi 0 points1 point ago

u mad bro?

[–]CaeliAria 0 points1 point ago

Wow, chill out. This is r/funny you know, where most of us try to keep a general sense of humor about everything. I really was amused that the person said they got a PhD in a very poorly worded sentence.

[–]yasisterstwat 10 points11 points ago

Ive never given less of a shit about anything else in my life than i do this post

[–]DoctorKazefa 2 points3 points ago

This comment has had me laughing for two minutes now

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

Why thank you

[–]TheBlackHive 2 points3 points ago

What is this doing in r/funny? r/pics maybe? r/amusing?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Am i missing the joke? I don't get it. Did normal people laugh at this? Am i strange? OH NO is there something wrong with me? D:

[–]Fengel 2 points3 points ago

"First they attacked her when she was the most vulnerable. Now she's taking the fight to them. With Alan Rickman as cancer and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Vicky it's Vicky the malignant neoplasm slayer"

[–]dlozada01 2 points3 points ago

Cancer always wins in the end.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 4 points5 points ago

Shit, this woman isn't just going to cure cancer, she's going to kill cancer's family and anything cancer ever loved.

[–]Lucavious 4 points5 points ago

Cancer isn't a person with feelings. Posts like these aren't clever.

[–]pjschnet 5 points6 points ago

GREAT, now I have spend the rest of the afternoon consoling Cancer after he read your post. THANKS ASSHOLE.

[–]AdmiralFace 1 point2 points ago

Does cancer deserve consoling?

[–]Lucavious 1 point2 points ago

Even Hitler had his bad days.

[–]AdmiralFace 1 point2 points ago

deserve I doubt it does deserve consoling.

[–]ABCosmos 1 point2 points ago

lik dis if you cry evertim!

[–]prashn64 1 point2 points ago

Dear Vicky, I broke up with you over 10 years ago. Stop stalking me.

Sincerely, Cancer.

But seriously, congrats.

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 1 point2 points ago

Heres a BBC News article based on the same person http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18723723.

[–]KayaXiali 1 point2 points ago

Man, I feel like kind of an asshole, now. I beat cancer at age 21 and I'll I've accomplished today is ordering Papa Johns and eating half a pizza alone in bed without spilling any garlic sauce on the sheets.

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

Congrats for beating cancer also. And to be honest, im pretty jealous about the Papa Johns, i had a crappy chicken sandwich.

[–]KayaXiali 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. Congrats should probably be reserved for the doctors, nurses and surgeons. All I did was lie in bed feeling sorry for myself and enjoying the morphine, nodding weakly as they explained all of the complicated, life saving procedures they were going to perform on me. I'm definitely no hero.

[–]dwalin 1 point2 points ago

ITS PAYBACK TIME!

[–]Varasque 1 point2 points ago

Sorry but I have to ask... Can someone please explain to me the humour in this post? It has genuinely gone straight over my head.

[–]superpastaaisle 1 point2 points ago

Ha HA HA! That was Hilarious

[–]DukeMcbadass 1 point2 points ago

Tell Cancer I'm Looking for him.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

You don't find cancer, cancer finds you.

[–]Tiep0 1 point2 points ago

The only funny thing about this is that Frankie Boyle retweeted it.

[–]arcadeguy 1 point2 points ago

This sub reddit is the garbage disposal of reddit. No wonder it's a default one.

[–]JoeAconite 1 point2 points ago

[–]EatingSteak 1 point2 points ago

[–]ZGVyIHRyb2xs 1 point2 points ago

As a stage 3 testicular cancer survivor, this made me laugh a little and smile a lot. Have an upvote :)

[–]phippsy 1 point2 points ago

Wrong subreddit brah

[–]devilsavacadolarry 1 point2 points ago

Cancer research isn't something you can become a doctorate of..

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 1 point2 points ago

Why does everyone try to anthropomorphize cancer?

[–]ieGod 1 point2 points ago

Hilarious. Except wait. No it's not.

[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points ago

Woopdy fucking do! It will be an accomplishment when you cure it! Let the down voting commence!

[–]KaseyB 5 points6 points ago

I KNOW I'm a total asshole because the first thought that went through my head was "Wouldn't it be the height of irony if she suffered a relapse?"

[–]stahlgrau 7 points8 points ago

I've been in remission from Hodgkins for 30 years. Every day is a gift and every breath is a stolen one.

[–]heylookitspoop 9 points10 points ago

I'm a hodgkins survivor as well. High five, broseph.

[–]1wiseguy 2 points3 points ago

Cancer replies:

Oh yeah? I'm so scared. You know, cause cancer researchers are just wiping us out right and left.

[–]CANCER_PUNCH[S] 2 points3 points ago

If we anthropomorphise cancer as an individual, it's millions of years old and only in the last hundred years have reasonable attempts to fight it been made. I'd say it has reason to be worried.

[–]sydneygamer 2 points3 points ago

My little brother had cancer. He always said that the only thing harder than the chemo was how up-tight people were about cancer jokes.

[–]Poultry_Sashimi 0 points1 point ago

Well, that and the whole dying thing...

[–]sydneygamer 1 point2 points ago

Nah he was fine. We caught it in it's (very) early stages and there was never any real prospect of him dying.

p.s. universal healthcare, bitches.

[–]Phlexonance 1 point2 points ago

Geez, someone holds a grudge

[–]Hazlet95 1 point2 points ago

I hate these stupid facebook posts. "HURR HURR LIKE IF YOU DON'T LIKE CANCER". You people are bad, and you should feel bad. Likes don't stop cancer if you want to do something about it then do it. But Facebook people like that are annoying as shit.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1 point2 points ago

@vickyyyf See ya in a couple years!

@cancer

[–]PrincessDickFart 1 point2 points ago

PhD in cancer research? I have a PhD in calling out bullshit.

Im pretty sure there is no degree for "cancer research"

[–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

I bet cancer is so devastated that they're writing about it in their livejournal

[–]pjng 0 points1 point ago

The chosen one!

[–]jethroboom 0 points1 point ago

That is one pissed off 4chan lurker

[–]xin_kuzi 0 points1 point ago

I'm tired of health issues being treated like a "battle". Not everything has to be treated like a fucking war.

[–]Chrischn89 0 points1 point ago

But... but it's the only thing we're good at!

[–]xin_kuzi 0 points1 point ago

Aye...

...aye.

[–]CarlGauss 0 points1 point ago

And now you're going to spend the rest of your life slaving away to cancer research. Who really won in the end?

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I did-love my job (at least at the moment). If/when it changes, ill let you know.

[–]SnakeSurprise 0 points1 point ago

Actually the doctors beat it, but you gave it your best shot.

[–]Tacitus_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]eydryan 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, seems like you may still have travel back in time to give yourself the cure!

[–]yourafagyourafag 0 points1 point ago

Well... we couldn't find cancer, but we found a guy with cancer!

[–]ervine3 0 points1 point ago

Fck Yeah!

[–]cdbdii 0 points1 point ago

What a clever trap that cancer has lead you into.

[–]wedontneedyourpuppy 0 points1 point ago

I really think you should get rid of that username though.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

3 hours after posting this, Vicky discovered she had a very aggressive form of renal cancer. She's been given 6 months, with treatment.

[–]triv94 0 points1 point ago

Retweeted by Frankie Boyle? I expect he uses this as a base for one of his signature jokes...

[–]Creature_From_Beyond 0 points1 point ago

You'd think that someone with a Ph.D. in cancer research would know that Breast cancer doesn't have a Twitter account and Lung cancer doesn't hablo the ingles.

[–]austinsarles 0 points1 point ago

Retweeted by Frankie Boyle

[–]bigbigtea 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for life, I can tell you I am only eight years old. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long education. Skills that make me a nightmare for things like you. If you let me live, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will research you.

[–]Viperbunny 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome! Congrats. Keep kicking cancer's ass!

[–]seafood10 0 points1 point ago

I really wish there was WAY more attention to Pancreatic Cancer. As of now I believe it is the one cancer that receives the least amount of funding. We seriously need to change this.

[–]vickyyyf 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, I did some work experience in a pancreatic cancer lab ages ago. Its such a difficult type of cancer to sort out, more research/funding definitely needed.

[–]the8bit 0 points1 point ago

I first read this as "Deer Cancer" and it was not anything close to what I expected

[–]notveryanonymous 0 points1 point ago

How exactly does one get a Phd in Cancer Research?

[–]Gullyvuhr 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing to me that when something isn't funny it gets a ton of responses saying it isn't funny.. so many, that people like me see that number of responses and think 'Ooo, that must be funny'.

[–]ShitsInPringlesCans 0 points1 point ago

Wow This is a day-brightener. If everyone in the world had this kind of drive, this soul, the degree of GUTS, the world would be a much better place. We'd be on the Moon, people wouldn't be going hungry, religion would be a peaceful and fairly private affair, and damnit there would be happiness. Thank you for sharing this. You inspire me.

[–]CancerCarl 0 points1 point ago

Look, it wasn't personal....

[–]beshpin 0 points1 point ago

Funny, only because I have a PhD in catching pedophiles.

[–]FifeeBoy 0 points1 point ago

Frankie Boyle? That's unexpected.

[–]kingvolcano 0 points1 point ago

...like a boss! Lost 2 friends to cancer plus having my stepmom fighting it off successfully. Please kick cancer in the nuts from me! :-)

[–]melookielookie 0 points1 point ago

It's one hell of a revenge plan.

[–]steffanlv 0 points1 point ago

Came in expecting to see bald Bambi, left dissapointed!

[–]ma582 0 points1 point ago

Suck it, cancer

[–]y00t 0 points1 point ago

so she developed the treatment AND cured her own cancer at age 8?

[–]momo_4prez 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry you had cancer...BUT this shit isn't /r/funny at all. Downvote

[–]SuperSilver 0 points1 point ago

ITT: a lot of people trying to dictate what's "funny" to everyone else.

[–]MetalMermelade 0 points1 point ago

revenge done right

[–]CaptainJeff 0 points1 point ago

Fuck cancer.

[–]BlinkyGirl 0 points1 point ago

This kinda doesn't belong in r/funny, but I congratulate Vicky on beating cancer. If only my father had...

[–]Blakdragon39 0 points1 point ago

That's not funny, that's just happy and impressive. :)

[–]Batboylives 0 points1 point ago

You really beat it, with the whole it consuming your life thing...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What I was expecting:

Dear Cancer, Fuck you!

Sincerely, everyone.

[–]zzisrafelzz 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of the Dr. Who episode with the little boy in the gas mask who says in a sing songy voice "Coming to get you, coming to find you..."

[–]lesbian-ositis 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why i read this as Deer cancer.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD THE FUNNY! IT HURTS!

[–]drkitteh 0 points1 point ago

i don't know why, but i read it bear cancer probably 10 times before i realized it was dear cancer.

[–]starken116 0 points1 point ago

Upvote x10000 as a 14 year cancer survivor

[–]DoubleJumps 0 points1 point ago

Title should be

Dear Cancer, I'M COMING FOR YOU!

[–]land345 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone noticed his username?

[–]pastanate 0 points1 point ago

Just to be clear for future non /r/funny sob stories like some 1 dying or something, we still upvote them and downvote funny comments right? I was so happy to think I have lived to see the day, reddit stoped giving a fuck about peoples sob stories. :(

[–]prettymuchanasshole 0 points1 point ago

Ecch, I hope round 2 is her fucking ovaries.

[–]farmersdaughter15 0 points1 point ago

Both my parents have been diagnosed with cancer in the past year and a half my mom is healthy then my dad is diagnosed with lymphoma and has recently started his chemo. Fuck you cancer.

[–]backyardlion 0 points1 point ago

Cancer is easy to beat. Just eat only plant-based whole foods.

[–]mijsga 0 points1 point ago

True, just eat some foxglove salad, oleander and roasted cherry pit

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Dear Vicky,

Enjoy paying off the student loans! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

-Cancer

[–]vickyyyf 2 points3 points ago

Fully funded PhD which also enabled me to pay off my undergrad loan, but thanks!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dear Doctor,

You and your friends have been trying to beat me for years. I still p0wn your ass every single day. What else ya got?

  • Cancer

[–]iron_flutterby -1 points0 points ago

Congratulation, Doc. Rock that shit, bro.

[–]pastanate -1 points0 points ago

Finally the day has fucken come where we make fun of these sob ass stories and upvotes all around.

let me be the first to say, NO 1 GIVES A FUCK.