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[–]Ouchmyfuckingface 3 points4 points ago

... You mean it's not bath salt...?

[–]opalcuttlefish 1 point2 points ago

I felt like an idiot when my boyfriend had to explain this to me. I'm so glad I was the only person to have this reaction.

[–]Aled88 1 point2 points ago

White girl

Picture of a Black man....

[–]vegillasaurus 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend asked me why the man bit the other man's face off. I told her he was high off of bath salts. Her face turned all worried and she asked, "Should I throw mine out?"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thatjustwas 0 points1 point ago

Yup, took me a hot second too. I don't think you would want to be the person who said 'Yeah, bath salts, the shit they sling at my local smoke shop. Shit gets you fucked up.' Better lives.

[–]itsatomic[S] 0 points1 point ago

My original thought process was that the homeless man that made the news didn't have enough money to buy actual drugs so he opted for the cheaper option >.>

[–]thatjustwas 1 point2 points ago

I thought some kids had found a way to get high with actual bath soaking salts. They stuff vodka soaked tampons up their bums, anything is possible.

[–]itsatomic[S] 4 points5 points ago

thatjustwas disturbing.

[–]thatjustwas 1 point2 points ago

OH, very nice name play sir..madam..robot....

[–]thatjustwas 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately true. Kids are now drinking hand sanitizer. What ever happened to fishing for booze outside the local liquor store?

[–]itsatomic[S] 0 points1 point ago

I prefer robot. I've heard about that! or getting high off of scented markers in the corner of the classroom?! Kids these days.

[–]thatjustwas 0 points1 point ago

Robot it is. The mimeographed copies! Oh, that sweet carbon smell, all warm and toxic.

[–]itsatomic[S] 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be a drug that makes humans act like robots never-mind zombies. They would automatically follow Isaac's laws, and. talk. like. this. That would be legit

[–]thatjustwas 0 points1 point ago

Newton?

[–]itsatomic[S] 0 points1 point ago

Asimov's. For you, good sir. http://www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/robotics.html

[–]slylibel 0 points1 point ago

there is! it's called adderall.

[–]DontBanMeDaddy 0 points1 point ago

That guy didnt look anything like a white girl

[–]pcmac 0 points1 point ago

Didn't you mean to say "pure white girl"?

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/