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[–]ghostdad666 65 points66 points ago

I have plenty of time for videos, I just lack any sort of attention span.

[–]paperjunkie 13 points14 points ago

I find that i only have patience for videos 10 minutes before i have to leave for work.

[–]rosscatherall 3 points4 points ago

The only videos I find where I can keep my attention levels up are accident compilations, without added music.

[–]Thorvalde 14 points15 points ago

I have no time for videos! continues to browse reddit for next 3 hours

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 26 points27 points ago

Imgur is the key to success. Make a funny gif of the good parts of the video and you're set.

[–]stabsthedrama 15 points16 points ago

Unless the mouthing doesn't sync up to the lettering.

Like a gif that is supposed to be saying "aint nobody got time fo dat" but the mouthing is only captured as far as "......time fo dat" and then loops...

Biggest annoyance on reddit, tbh...

[–]cdcformatc 2 points3 points ago

It's the fault of tumblr. GIFs have a size limit over there, and tumblr people love to make GIFs of videos for some reason.

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 0 points1 point ago

In that case, it would probably be best to just have the text overlap the gif and not try to follow the mouthing.

[–]dirtyword 3 points4 points ago

Also the key to turning reddit into a lackluster repost repository made mostly of content consumable in 1-5 seconds (nothing too thinky!) in the long run.

DOWNVOTE ME TO OBLIVION NOW.

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 1 point2 points ago

And not a single downvote was given that day.

[–]ishouldbepainting 1 point2 points ago

Gifs are like trailers for very short videos. I may or may not want to watch based on the preview.

[–]I_WILL_REPLY 0 points1 point ago

And just like previews, they always show just the good parts.

[–]bankholdup 16 points17 points ago

[–]wakeupwill 18 points19 points ago

[–]luckyratfoot 1 point2 points ago

I kind of hope that woman sees this someday. I have a feeling she would be into it.

[–]JAV0K 3 points4 points ago

She did, and got a few boxes of cold pops.

EDIT: http://youtu.be/8s1J26AqEr8

[–]luckyratfoot 1 point2 points ago

Aww, what a great lady!

[–]allison_diamonde 1 point2 points ago

This woman has charisma and presence like nobody's business.

[–]gak001 0 points1 point ago

I don't got time for that. TL;DW?

[–]mems_account 0 points1 point ago

Ain't nobody got time to give you that.

[–]HereForDeeLolz 0 points1 point ago

A jesus counter would be a nice addition bootleg fireworks

[–]wolfgar00 2 points3 points ago

Proving that good videos are always better than even the best memes.

[–]80sTan 6 points7 points ago

Scumbag Redditor, spends 2 hours looking at pictures. Does not have time for 3 minute video.

[–]Who_flung_poo69 2 points3 points ago

I hate when people do that too.

[–]xLowDown 1 point2 points ago

ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING JOKE!

[–]Creativation 1 point2 points ago

/r/videos will beg to differ.

[–]shitjustaintcray 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because this exact thing was posted the other day as a gif, and you've shortened even that.

[–]tmfg420 1 point2 points ago

Yes but he has time to capture an image from said video and make a meme out of it...

[–]phil8248 1 point2 points ago

I'll watch a video that is less than a minute. After that I just can't be bothered.

[–]GuyWhoSaysRepost 7 points8 points ago

Repost.

[–]Zackyb25 3 points4 points ago

Your reputation precedes you, sir.

[–]Peatore 2 points3 points ago

Who the fuck upvotes this shit?

[–]fishisagod 1 point2 points ago

[–]jayman51481 0 points1 point ago

Videos are my favorite part. I hate when I'm looking at pictures and someone posts something that would take longer than 30 seconds to read. I do not have time for that.

[–]military_history 0 points1 point ago

Russell Howard's Good News, anyone?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Either i had a very clear vision three months or so ago, saying that i'd see this exact post, with exactly that title. Or this is a fucking repost.

[–]GiggleAtTheGoatse 0 points1 point ago

No fucking way. This was on the front page not 2 months ago. I swear Redditors have no memory of the past few months.

[–]fissionchips 0 points1 point ago

Short attention span is why imgur has taken over the front page. It's not a good thing.

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

I watch some vids but if I click a link and the first thing I see is an add. I nope right on back to reddit. F you youtube adds.

[–]OverKillv7 0 points1 point ago

This just in, you can block youtube ads! More news at 7.

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

Well tell me how at the 7 o'clock break.

[–]OverKillv7 0 points1 point ago

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

immediate downvotes for videos

[–]Skatastic 0 points1 point ago

Does it have Bill Nye, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and/or cats? No? Then I shall be on my way.

[–]madzanta 0 points1 point ago

TV for me is Reddit.tv

[–]McGlick502 0 points1 point ago

My computer doesn't have sound, so it'd be futile to even try, time or no.

[–]sock_it_to_em_JB 0 points1 point ago

Damn video gave me bronchitis

[–]lostshootinstar 0 points1 point ago

For me it has more to do with being at work and not feeling like breaking my headphones out.

[–]Gatorchomper15 0 points1 point ago

OMG I remember seeing this on reddit the first time lol

[–]RyuSythe 0 points1 point ago

I can handle videos...it's the damn GIFs I can't stand. They take to long to fully load. At least you can pause videos and wait for them to load, be doing something else.

[–]SpyTec13 0 points1 point ago

Strange they're very far up on the 'hot'- list

[–]tjs1981 0 points1 point ago

Her interview made me think of this guy's interview. Both were pretty entertaining even though the interviews were about a house fire and car accident.

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

Then where did you see the video that this pic is from?

[–]Favre4Life 0 points1 point ago

Wow, did you come up with that all by yourself?

[–]DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME 0 points1 point ago

HEY REMEMBER WHEN THIS EXACT TITLE WAS FRONT PAGE 2 DAYS AGO, BUT WITH THIS IMAGE AS A GIF? OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU REPOSTED IT.

[–]pheck5 0 points1 point ago

Skip to half way, if you don't see what is posted, close the tab.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No one cares about how you feel. Sorry.

[–]Andokool12 0 points1 point ago

Where's the joke

[–]MSUChadwick -1 points0 points ago

Everyone on reddit has the time, they just choose not to use it.

[–]SlowTape -1 points0 points ago

I have time for watching videos but obvoius reposts are just a waste of time.

[–]Dave_Hulud -1 points0 points ago

So does she say "Corn Pop" or "Cold Pop"? I've always thought Corn Pop but both are hilarious.

[–]rymlks 2 points3 points ago

cold pop. Specifically, RC Cola. Somewhat relevant

[–]stylophonics -1 points0 points ago

I logged in just to upvote this and I aint even got time fo dat.

[–]JazzyNips -1 points0 points ago

I do have time for that, but youtube is blocked at my work. :(

First world problem to the max.

[–]groof -1 points0 points ago

That's why they invented gifs with sound

[–]Spicy_Anis -1 points0 points ago

I usually watch if OP posts the total time of the video. Ex: Funny video [45seconds].

If I knew the time and if I'm interested, it could be a 5 min video and I'll watch.

[–]Graptoi -1 points0 points ago

I hear ya dude, I usually just slip on past em.

[–]decubate -1 points0 points ago

Which is why you put your trust in Wadsworth.

[–]HellFire72 -1 points0 points ago

Let's be honest. If you're on Reddit you have time...

[–]Wicksk -1 points0 points ago

Watching a video can be equal to seeing 5 regular posts. So I rarely watch the videos- Gifs are nice tho!

[–]gus_the_bear -1 points0 points ago

gif or gtfo

[–]Dokbokki -1 points0 points ago

Can waste pointless hours on Reddit

5 Minute video

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT

[–]JacobTheFastTurtle -1 points0 points ago

REPOST!!

[–]nite_hm -1 points0 points ago

FO REAL!

[–]gp417 -1 points0 points ago

But to the frontpage with this!

[–]Luigi2198 -1 points0 points ago

Didn't y'all find out about this person through a video on reddit?.......

[–]dillydemo -1 points0 points ago

This made me laugh so much

[–]Ali_Campbell -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else see this video for the first time on reddit?

[–]SWEET__BROWN -1 points0 points ago

I'll bet you ain't got no shoes or nothin on, do you, Jesus?

[–]CokeCanNinja -1 points0 points ago

In my 11 months of being a redditor, I have watched only about 5 videos.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

HAHAHA this is so true. Needs more upvotes.

[–]luca123 -2 points-1 points ago

not only is this a repost but im pretty sure it belongs in /r/AdviceAnimals

[–]Zackyb25 -3 points-2 points ago

I laughed way too long at this...

[–]YesYouIdiot -2 points-1 points ago

Next time, laugh longer, and don't fucking comment.

[–]Zackyb25 -2 points-1 points ago

Eat a dick, bitch.

[–]YesYouIdiot -2 points-1 points ago

2/2... Keep up that perfect batting average of only saying stupid shit. Come on, you can do it! Maybe say "not sure if troll" or something else stupid.

[–]Zackyb25 0 points1 point ago

2/2 isn't an average in the first place. How pathetic do you have to be to try and antagonize people for no reason? You clearly are not intelligent as you like to put on, because an intelligent person would realize that insulting someone on the Internet is pointless and arbitrary.

[–]Scruffy__TheJanitor -3 points-2 points ago

Second.