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True story (imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Cowwars28
[–]GreenEyedDemon 348 points349 points350 points 3 months ago
Thor and Loki were only perceived as gods by mortals though (according to what I understand from the movie), they're not actual gods.
[–]RaccoNooB 126 points127 points128 points 3 months ago
Ya, they basicly just have super advanced technology, and not god powers
[–]GeorgeOlduvai 149 points150 points151 points 3 months ago
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
[–]itsprobablytrue 52 points53 points54 points 3 months ago
clap on, clap off
[–]major_redditor 26 points27 points28 points 3 months ago
HOW DID HE DO THAT? IS HE A MAGICIAN? ALL HAIL itsprobablytrue!
[–]Pirateer 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
We found a witch! May we burn her?
[–]EnjoiThatMosh 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
She turned me into a Newt!
[–]thegoldar 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Did you get better?
[–]spankymuffin 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
HAHA I HAVE SEEN THAT MOVIE TOO.
[–]sonic_tower 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Can't explain that.
[–]chrisn654 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Hey man, clap on again! My reddit's gone dark!
[–]DigitalOsmosis 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
MAGNETS!
[–]UsernameOmitted 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
How do they work1?!?
[–]chaorace 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Think of it like swiss cheese and me eating it.
[–]dracthrus 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Magic doesn't signify a god, think Merlin.
[–]SOMETHING_POTATO 48 points49 points50 points 3 months ago
In Thor, Thor mentions that to his people, Magic and Science are one and the same.
[–]cmotdibbler 35 points36 points37 points 3 months ago
In Avengers, Loki says "humans think we are immortal".
[–]angrybearD 31 points32 points33 points 3 months ago
Norse gods actually aren't immortal anyway
[–]S4uce 56 points57 points58 points 3 months ago
Well, they couldn't get old and die, but shank one with mistletoe and the world ends.
[–]hte_locust 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
They could actually grow old and die. But it turns out that the old saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" actually holds true for the aesir. Though they only needed to eat an apple a year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%C3%B0unn#Apples_and_fertility
[–]S4uce 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Very cool, I did not know this.
[–]bouchard 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Which is why it was dumb of Wotan to promise Freia to the giants in exchange for a house.
[–]ReticulateLemur 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
At least he gets reborn after it ends.
Scumbag Baldr: Dies, causing the end of the world. Gets reborn in the next one.
[–]spankymuffin 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
A lot of scholars of Nordic Myths talk about the whole "rebirth of the world after it ends" story, and many think this was a Christian addition. Originally it was the world burning and that's it.
[–]altrego99 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Odin was very old.
[–]Grotpar 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
He probably just meant they don't die of old age, although they age. Which is the only real requirement to being immortal.
I did, thank you.
[–]altrego99 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Ok, I thought you meant "(couldn't get old) and ([couldn't] die)", but you meant "couldn't (get old and die)". English is becoming more and more ambiguous to me as I learn programming.
[–]Krip123 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Those are the best kind of gods. If they piss you off just stab them with mistletoe.
[–]FacsimilousSarcasm 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
You just made my day. I love you.
[–]Revvy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Isn't it implied that he believes that Thor believes that he himself is immortal with the rest of that statement?
[–]pendragen11 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Just because he says they think they are doesn't mean they aren't :O
[–]cmotdibbler 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Well Loki is known as the "Trickster".
[–]timdiggerm 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Right, because any technology...etcetc
[–]KingOfNope 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
"Your ancestors called it magic but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same."
[–]the_minecraft_master 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
wasn't it a mix of technology and "magic"?
[–]Everyoneheresamoron 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Its a combination of advanced technology and advanced genetics.
[–]Remstone 48 points49 points50 points 3 months ago*
I came here to say this. They are not Gods, they are just long lived. (he even says this in the movie.)
They are like superman with more mythology. Superman can be killed, he just has god-like powers. Both Loki and Thor can be killed, his dad even died because he died of heart failure. Dying of heart failure is a pretty mortal way to die, if you ask me.
I would also like to add that in the event where you would have to choose, the most likely comic book being that would be the closest to a God would be Mr. Manhattan. He cannot die, he is all knowing (even though he can't really change anything that he sees.) He can CREATE matter and reform it into ANYTHING he wants. He can create life just by thinking of it. He can reform or create entire planets and galaxies. And he does all of that with just his mind. No technology involved. If you want a God, Mr. Manhattan is your guy.
[–]MRdaBakkle 31 points32 points33 points 3 months ago
But even in the Norse religion the gods are not immortal. They can die and will die at Ragnarok (norse end times). Source
[–]newmobsforall 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
I think you mean Dr. Manhattan. If Manhattan was a real person, then I would believe he was God for all effective purposes.
[–]gbCerberus 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Would you worship him?
[–]newmobsforall 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Possibly. He has been shown to intervene on behalf of people from time to time, if unreliably.
[–]Madcardigan 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Plus, I'd follow that big blue cock anywhere.
[–]newmobsforall 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Dear Dr Manhattan, please fulfill my smurf gangbang fetish. Amen.
[–]Darrian 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
There are gods in the Marvel universe. Including "The-One-Above-All" who is considered the creator and ruler of everything.
[–]ViaConNada 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Pic of "The-One-Above-All" for those interested.
[–]Janus_Grayden 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
God exists, and he's American.
[–]Ryamix 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
But those little stickers tell me everything was created in china...
[–]diadem 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I'm afraid he can't help it.
[–]krackbaby 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
And he wants us to win
[–]Draziil 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
There are many more powerful beings in the comic-book world than Mr. Manhatten. He seems to be the most well-known god-like character because of the movie but if you think about it, Marvel is chock-full of god-like characters that not only bend reality, but can change it outright, distort the fabric of space-time, can ressurect anyone, and in the case of Captain Marvel II, can be truly omniscient, as he has 'Cosmic awareness". Dr. Manhatten only knows what is going to happen to him, he cannot perceive anyone else's past or future, only those who interract with him that he will know about.
[–]Remstone 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago*
This is true! Good work.
I'd also like to add that i use Manhattan as the example because: He doesn't require technology to create the things he does, he is immortal, he is completely self sufficient. He is also very logical and scientific. He can create life of all kinds and is able to create matter.
In MY OPINION, all of these things are "true" God powers. Just one of these, though, isn't enough to be a true god. You have to have them all, or you're just sub-par. That is why i use Manhattan because he is the perfect example of a "true" God.
[–]Draziil 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
well, he doesn't require technology to create the things he does, but it was technology in the first place that made him that way, so that part is arguable. In my own opinion, I think god characters should only be measured by birthright or powers given to them by other gods, elevating them to god status. When I think of God characters, I think Eternity, The Living Tribunal, and The One Above All. Those are the true gods.
[–]frvwfr2 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Dying any way is a pretty mortal way to die, really...
[–]FXLeach 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
No, they are gods. That is what Stan Lee created them as. Look it up.
[H]ow do you make someone stronger than the strongest person? It finally came to me: Don't make him human — make him a god. -Stan Lee
[–]stonedsasquatch 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Dr. Manhattan, he didnt spend all the time in school for nothing
[–]DigitalOsmosis 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Is immortality a hard requirement for godhood? Is it possible to be a god from one frame of reference while from your perspective you would deny being a god?
[–]D_Spoiler 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
AND he had a giant swinging dick!
[–]MRdaBakkle 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You seem to be thinking in terms of a monotheistic god. But the pagan gods had divided power, controlled different aspects of life, and went to war. That's how evil was explained.
[–]Mrhulktx 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Hulk SMASH all gods!
[–]GreenEyedDemon 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Puny god.
[–]NotSoFastElGuapo 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Yep. Also, it's not a "True story."
[–]bitparity 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Were they Scots gods?
the exact reason i came to the comments
[–]rhythmguy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
What's the difference?
[–]i_poop_mcdonalds 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Demi God... Half God like ability / Half Human.
[–]5fuckingfoos 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
And Loki was adopted so he wouldn't count anyway.
[–]TranClan67 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
What I find weird is that even though my friend watched all the Marvel movies and reads the comics, he still doesn't believe Thor and Loki are "just" aliens. He still thinks they're Gods...even though I've pointed out that they're perceived as gods and I've shown him the wiki page regarding the One-Above-All
[–]gbr4rmunchkin 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
there's only one god maam ....and he wears plimsoles
[–]GreyDeath 61 points62 points63 points 3 months ago
Will put on nerd hat:
Not only are Thor and Loki not actual gods (Thor states so himself in his movie), but as part of the Marvel Multiverse (Universe 199999 per The Official Marvel Universe Handbook) there exists something somewhat akin the the Judeo-Christian God, the One-Above-All. Now 199999 doesn't have any evidence of the One-Above-All, but the Fantastic Four and Spider Man from Universe 616 have met him/her/it, and was referred to by the Living Tribunal as "the judge of all realities and omniverse", and referred by Uatu the watcher as "the only all powerful being". When Dr Strange met Eternity he said "I and my brother, Death, comprise all of your reality, mystic! Neither he nor I are God, for God rules all realities!" again referring to the One-Above-All.
[–]misterfanwank 33 points34 points35 points 3 months ago
Stan Lee?
[–]GreyDeath 36 points37 points38 points 3 months ago
Actually, when the One-Above-All appeared to the Fantastic Four he appeared in the form of Jack Kirby.
[–]Cole_Jaczko 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago*
The One-Above-All was created to signify that the only true "god" of any comic book's universe is the writer, which is why when TOAA has appeared, he has appeared as Jack Kirby and Stan Lee. Also, he is not to be confused with One-Above-All, who is the leader of the Celestials, and is not all powerful.
[–]rabidbot 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Thanks for this clarification.
[–]linearcore 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Goddamn, we be gettin' philosophical up in this bitch.
Heinlein had a similar idea: pantheistic solipsism.
[–]GreyDeath 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Oddly enough, when the One-Above-All appeared to the Fantastic Four (in Fantastic Four #511) he did so in the guise of Jack Kirby (who often penciled, while Stan lee wrote), and he drew the Thing back to life. The issue was written by Mark Waid. In any case, the One-Above-All has had in-universe (or in-multiverse) actions beyond cameos. He subtly manipulated Thanos into destroying and recreating the Universe using its Heart in order to fix a fundamental flaw. That makes him more than just an avatar of the writer, but a character that has had a real effect in the Marvel Multiverse.
[–]Cole_Jaczko 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I agree. I didn't mean to imply that TOAA did not have any effect on the canon, just specifying the idea behind the character's creation.
[–]OnionWillDesecrate 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
Stan Lee dressed as Jack Kirby?
[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
it is Stan Lee... its revealed that Stan Lee is the God in the marvel universe.
Citation needed.
http://marvel.wikia.com/One-Above-All_(Multiverse)
Where on that page does it state that the One-Above-All is Stan Lee?
its hinted in a few issues and by some interviews by stan lee. Also the picture... its just pretty obvious. I think they might hint at it in a later marvel film cause Stan lee makes all those cameos...
But it's nowhere in the source you presented. Do you have a link to transcript of said interviews?
Also, you think this looks like Stan Lee?
yes, that looks like an old dude lol
edit: not sure where I'd go about finding these interviews it was from awhile back :(
[–]CreativeColour 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I don't understand why everyone is using the movies as an accurate frame of reference over the comics...UNLESS we're only discussing the movie characters in which case I'll shut my mouth!
(I acknowledge you used a credible source for the info about 'One-Above-All' I'm referring specifically to the initial statement)
[–]GreyDeath 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Well, the picture shows the movie versions of the characters. As far as the comics, its complicated because of the nebulous use of the word "god". Like in mythology Thor is not immortal, he relies on consuming the Golden Apples of Idunn to not die of old age, and while powerful is nowhere as powerful as the 3-O god of Judeo-Christianity. In fact, there are a number of creatures just as powerful if not more so, such as the a Celestials or Molecule Man to name a few that are far more powerful than Thor, yet nowhere near the One-Above-All. In sense, I guess, it is the difference between "God" and a "god".
[–]Elranzer 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
It makes sense. Similarly, the "God" of the Harry Potter universe would be JK Rowling of our universe.
Maybe we're just a big novel to someone else's universe, and "God" is just a mortal novelist.
[–]pendragen11 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
This novel of ours has a very big attention to detail...
[–]runujhkj 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
It's also got a shitty sense of pacing and plot.
[–]Elranzer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
And terrible character stereotypes.
He is supposed to be in a sense an in-universe amalgamation/representation of comic book writers.
in transformers.... it gets complicated
Boy is that true, especially since depending on who writes it Unicron has been described as a multiversal entity.
[–]Trifur 24 points25 points26 points 3 months ago
Sees funny comic. Reposts. So I will repost my comment.
The obvious conclusion is that the Hulk is the one true god. All hail The Hulk who smashes false gods and leaves them broken at his feet.
[–]Zybob 33 points34 points35 points 3 months ago
I never understood why people turned to the major religions we have today. In my opinion the older ones such as the nordic, greek and egyptian mythology are so much cooler.
[–]reidhasguitar 33 points34 points35 points 3 months ago
If only we picked religions based on how cool they are.
[–]hairybalkan 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
But basically, we do. "If you're good and nice, you will be rewarded with ultimate happyness after you die." That probably sounded pretty cool to most people.
I mean, what do you think how did we pick religions?
[–]reidhasguitar 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
I meant cool in the teenager sense of the word.
[–]SpookyMelon 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
How can you even begin to reason for something that's not Valhalla? It seems to be the obvious choice to me.
[–]Madcardigan 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
Valhalla sounded like a blast. Just drinking, eating and fighting. Imagine how fun it would be to chop someone's head off and then enjoy a mug of mead with that same person afterwards.
Viking 1: Dude, remember when i shoved that spear up your ass and it came out of your mouth, that was awesome.
Viking 2: Yeah, I gotta give it up, you got me good, bro.
[–]TEmpTom 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Silly nords.
[–]bootydew 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I guess the true reasoning behind religions is a bit more complex?
Like another big factor would be how big of a society could you sustain on this religion.
A religion that values war just won't make for a stable culture that can grow.
[–]unicornon 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
You basically pick it based on what your parents happen to be.
[–]hairybalkan 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Well, yeah, but you can't say the "coolness" wasn't a factor. There is a good reason while the early Christians became Christians. The new religion promised something far more attractive than the religion they were already following.
you brought baby jesus to this fight? I raise you.... LORD CUTHULU!!
[–]ZealotKarrde 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Fear of eternal damnation can be an extremely powerful persuader. Additionally, many nordic countries converted late (9th-13th century C.E.) for mostly political reasons. This resulted in widespread folk beliefs remaining, in some cases, until modern times.
[–]snarkfish 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
so were dinosaurs. the universe doesn't care how cool you are. modern religions were better at spreading by blood (conquest or progeny)
[–]Nihiliste 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Political utility and conquest are probably the overriding factors. It's also worth noting that for the most part, none of the religions you mentioned had a "convert or burn" mandate, even if there were incidents of persecution against apostates in Greece.
[–]elbruce 28 points29 points30 points 3 months ago
I had to go check to see if Tony Stark was officially an atheist. Yep.
[–]RollingMarble 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
source? I read some other comments stating he was a deist.
[–]RogerDodgerBro 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_atheists_and_agnostics#cite_note-6
[–]Qui-GonJinn 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Oh guys we need to go and add some names to that. The video game section is horrific.
[–]appleswitch 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Submit it as a story. It would be a better frontpage material to have everyone working together to improve an article than the normal Facebook-screenshot-despair.
[–]koy5 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Blasphemy!
[–]timjs84 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Reddit looked up at Cowwars28 and shouted "NEW CONTENT!" but Cowwars28 whispered "No."
[–]4-bit 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
FTFY.
[–]piggehman 38 points39 points40 points 3 months ago
in thor they even state that they are not gods at all
[–]I_AM_THEDANGER 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
It said they were advanced beings, right? I haven't seen it in a while but that is what I remember. This picture gets reposted a lot though despite being wrong it's annoying.
[–]bustercherrie 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
The hulk beat Loki up. I hardly think he beat Thor up. Thor got the better of Hulk, which is why Hulk punches Thor when he isn't ready or looking.
[–]juan_004 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
I'm with the hulk, anyone else?
[–]misterfanwank 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Jesus, Yahweh, Holy Spirit, we're fucking COMING FOR YOU.
[–]ford_cruller 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Do want.
[–]Im-productive 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
It's shit like this that makes me hate /r/atheism. In the marvel universe, there is only one god. The captain isn't necessarily christian, and stark is just skeptical. Neither Loki nor Thor is a god they're just strong aliens with advanced technology. When the top thing on /r/atheism is a commentary on a fictional universe, something seems wrong.
[–]wildstephen 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Go Hulk and his power to beat up gods!
[–]eeekie 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
False story
[–]kickstand 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
"True story"? You do know that these characters are as fictional as the gods, right?
How can it be "True story" if you're talking about fictional characters... come on now. Misleading title.
[–]PenguinStar1996 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
repost
[–]N8CCRG 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
True Story
[–]yokhai 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Met two aliens with superior technology.
[–]Antebios 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Beat the crap out of both of them.
[–]ZacRobinson 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I'd say there must be a god for this to keep making the front page, but this is from r/atheism. I don't know what to think.
[–]IIAbe_LincolnII 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Don't know if this is what you would call a "true story," brah.
[–]napjacob 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
why wasnt it Kratos from God of War insted of hulk >.< would make more sence :p
[–]sassi-squatch 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Sorry, but really fucking stupid meme. That is all.
[–]styxtraveler 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You understand that the Avengers didn't really happen, right?
[–]wornwinter11 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Repost, was on the front page last week.
[–]slandau2 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Actually, this is a fiction.
[–]Jus10Crummie 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Ironically enough I just watched Thor for this first time a couple hours ago, quote from the movie "this isnt just earth where u show up in a few lightning bolts and everyone thinks ur a god." Great movie tho
[–]emilsmith 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Repost of a repost.
[–]Nacamaka 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
This shit again?
[–]probablyazebra 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
When you meet them, they stop being gods in the religious sense. It wouldn't make sense to worship somebody you could have a beer with!
Essentially, they're just superheroes: just as plausible and just as powerful.
A far cry from the omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent god of today's most popular religions.
[–]S4uce 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
If I could have a beer with god then I would believe in him.
[–]HamiDro 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Truer words have never been spoken.
[–]Ryamix 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Amen to that!
[–]probablyazebra 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Well yes, I'd believe in him to. But I wouldn't worship him--either he's chill and doesn't want to be worshiped or he's a bit of a prima donna and I don't want to worship him.
[–]drnc 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Beer? I'd rather have a falafel with a god.
[–]Kaplow03 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Re-post but still good stuff!
[–]LazerChicklets 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Could be worse.. It could have a 9gag watermark on it.
[–]Dinokknd 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
The horror.
[–]RichardPeterJohnson 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
They're our rivals!
[–]shugr2th 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Loki and Thor aren't gods in the Marvel universe.
[–]TheJotunn 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Breaking news: changing the pictures doesn't mean it's OC.
[–]kabo72 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Only it wouldn't be a true story since its fiction?
[–]crackeddagger 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Met two gods. Reposted.
[–]abhorson 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Except not... because they're fictional characters.
FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! Am I getting through to you at all?
[–]JesusDoesntWantYou 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
This is not only incorrect, it is repost as fuck and has a shitty title. This is bad content and it needs to be downvoted.
[–]necromundus 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
False. This story as with all other Marvell productions is a work of fiction.
[–]Kenny_TE 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Captain America is such a boring hero. " Some scientists made me this awsome shield " fuck him, really...
[–]Cakemunch 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I'd fuck him.
[–]Achilios 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Old Story.
[–]Burly_Satyr 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
In the comic there was a scene where Odin speaks of powers much greater than himself and anything. Thor also mentions them and I think one of them refers to them as light/holy/benevolent or something.
[–]mrminnesota 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You must be new here.
[–]Luthalis 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Made front page, still a repost.
[–]Pirateer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Well that last part seemed like a bit of a stretch. Thor seemed to be holding his own, and possibly enjoying himself. The last part that I remember was him choking Hulk out with Mjolnir.
[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Once again, the hulk dominates the discussion.
Who'd a thought he'd have such a talent for debate?
[–]TotallyTugBoat 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I thought Thor held his own pretty well against Hulk compared to others I've seen fight, or run away from him.
[–]Halloween_Jack 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I haven't read the comics, but at least from what I understood from the movies, Thor and Loki are aliens.
[–]akicktotheeye_ 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago*
An angry scientist ain't nothing to fuck with.
[–]KingN 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
First: Thor and Loki aren't gods
Second: If they were, both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers would be being ignorant
[–]Boxus 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
For the billionth time, they aren't actual "Gods". They are just aliens that humans worshipped.
True story
False, Marvel is a fictional universe written about by prolific authors such as Stan Lee
[–]XsimonbelmontX 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I would think Banner would be an atheist as well. I don't know if they have ever mentioned it.
[–]jusajus 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This again? I think they are both smart enough to realize that Thor and Loki were not gods but just advanced aliens. So not too much faith shaking there. And Hulk? Beating the crap out of things is what he does Bst
[–]Chozo_Lord 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
People cheered during the Avengers when Captain America said he only believes in God -_-
[–]Bishopkilljoy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Maybe I missed it but when does Tony state he doesn't believe in god?
[–]WeDoNotSow 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
False. They aren't real, so nothing they experience or believe is a "True story."
[–]nermid 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This is fiction. This is a fictional story.
That's the opposite of a true story.
[–]Seanofthebread112 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Go Bruce Banner!
[–]The_Geek_Gurl11 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Yes but Loki and Thor are Norse gods and belong into a different faith. Their existance would only prove that the Norse gods exist not Christian or any other religious god there is.
[–]Zintao 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
All I see is two scientists who are atheists and one stupid fucking soldier boy who is a what? christian of some sort. It's easy really, soldiers are taught to follow orders without questioning (which is why theists make such good soldiers) and then scientists whose work it is to explore and discover (which is why atheists make better scientists).
[–]Ashleyartsy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
... Stony FTW >:D
Although the humans in the comics and the film were fascinated (more so in the comics, in the film they were like "meh gods...") by Loki, thor and their ilk they are essentially humanoid beings who have an ancestral link with humans on earth.
It is believed that most humanoid beings (even ones that aren't human) share a common ancestor in the marvel universe. SO while Loki, Thor etc are highly advanced, extremely powerful and have special augmentations that make them god-like it isn't magic, most of the gear they have is explained in the comics and may be explained in the Avengers 3 when Thanos starts some shit.
Thanos has a special gauntlet which you see in the Thor film which allows him to do anything. He rips Iron Man in Half, He chocks the Hulk, Kills a few other Avengers and Captain America shocks Thanos because Captain wasn't afraid of his purple ass.
Regardless. They are just humanoid beings from another planet, not gods :)
Even Loki exclaims that they are mortal, can/will die.
[–]puzzlinggamer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Finally a worthy post from r/atheism that's not about bitching about others way of living.
[–]JamieMeikle 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
By the way the original post is here: http://www.reddit.com/r/Avengers/comments/w848q/met_two_gods/
I made the design and posted the link in the avengers category, surprisingly the original doesn't have any votes or comments.
p.s. the original tumblr post cam be found here http://jamiemeikle.tumblr.com/post/26764463149#notes
[–]hawkon147 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
repost, but better format....you win this time.
[–]JustLikeOnTV 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Of all titles you could have picked, you picked "True Story".
Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?
[–]VanillaFever 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You have no idea how many time this has been posted. After saying that, good pic.
[–]PerfectCarve 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Hi there again welcome back to the front page.
[–]bipolar_sky_fairy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Cap should have asked the gods for a better costume, his looked like a dollar store reject.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
If you met two gods and were still an atheist would you not be kind of dumb?
[–]Mavrocordat 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
how many fucking times will this repost hit the fucking front page?
This is a repost from not even too long ago; fuck this
[–]FormerAnimalLover 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This is getting really old. Stop upvoting this thing. It was funny the first time. After the third time seeing it in the span of two weeks it just isn't.
[–]rosybaby613 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
me and my wife during the "I'm always angry" scene - http://i.imgur.com/R4L4i.gif
[–]Quazz 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
They met 2 aliens who were thought to be gods by ancient civilizations.
So they're justified in their responses.
[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Thor is not a god. He's an advanced species that has mastered intergalactic travel. His species was mistaken as gods by a primitive human culture.
[–]Nukemarine 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I love that people are pointing out that Marvel's Thor and Loki are not actually gods. Ok, I'll bite: at what point do you get to classify yourself as a god?
Sorry it's just coming off as "This guy's imaginary friend is a god while that guy's imaginary friend isn't a god".
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