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[–]DorothyJMan 198 points199 points ago

FENTON! FENNTTON! Jesus Christ!

[–]theodrixx 15 points16 points ago

This bike, he mind so good.

[–]realigion 5 points6 points ago

You know how bikes is, they gotsta ponder the whole sitcheation.

[–]TheBreadnaught 11 points12 points ago

[–]NON_SEQUITUR_FELCHER 10 points11 points ago

Link - have my upvote you glorious bastard.

[–]thisplanetsucks 1 point2 points ago

I'm crying at work and trying to stifle my laughs. It's not working. Oh sweet Jesus, thank you for posting that.

[–]morecambe1 2 points3 points ago

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[–]frogbox 3 points4 points ago

All of your words are SFW. WOW. I think mine would say Penis alot. penis penis vagina vagina vagina vaginawart vaginawart prolapse prolapse prolapse penis penis penis penis

[–]theodrixx 0 points1 point ago

Do me! Do me!

[–]morecambe1 0 points1 point ago

Well that's quite cool

[–]cordman31 1 point2 points ago

I went and watched that video after this.

[–]_Jethro_ 0 points1 point ago

The hardest I've laughed a reply in a while. Thank you, sir.

[–]sneeze_and_fart 543 points544 points ago

This is one of those times when the title makes the whole thing so much more beautiful. Thanks for making me laugh.

[–]Jay_Normous 28 points29 points ago

They video is sorta funny, but when you imagine the bike as insanely pissed off and thrashing around, it makes it so much better. Especially the wheelie at the end.

[–]rambling_raccoon[S] 205 points206 points ago

This is one of the times where reading your name makes your comment so much better. Thanks for making me laugh

[–]FOR_SClENCE 101 points102 points ago

Was that some kind of passive reach-around?

[–]Kattpiss 36 points37 points ago

He is the kind of guy who has the common curtesy to give a man a reach-around.

[–]Randall444 10 points11 points ago

Where do I sign up for this reach around!?

[–]akatherder 14 points15 points ago

There's some give and take involved. Start with the giving, bro.

[–]Randall444 5 points6 points ago

Up votes all round!!! (how's that?)

[–]akatherder 8 points9 points ago

That's more of a circlejerk, but you've got the right spirit.

[–]frogbox 2 points3 points ago

BUKKAKE PARTY. I'll be the one in the middle catching all the upvotes.

EDIT: spelling

[–]Randall444 2 points3 points ago

Well I'm not gonna say no to that either.

Edit: A word.

[–]mouschi 1 point2 points ago

You'll have to get in line behind me.

[–]jew_jitsu 3 points4 points ago

common curtsy? I prefer a fairy curtsy

[–]jew_jitsu 1 point2 points ago

Isn't that the definition of a circlejerk?

[–]passive_reacharound 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm that yes, yes it was.

[–]racoonrick 5 points6 points ago

Hello friend.

[–]rambling_raccoon[S] 4 points5 points ago

Hello Rick

[–]souldonkey 5 points6 points ago

Same. god damn it that title is fucking perfect.

[–]Zambah 143 points144 points ago

I laughed so hard I cried; such a great title. Edit: Reminded me of this http://imgur.com/q7SGd

[–]Pasty_Virgin 79 points80 points ago

[–]nogswarth 20 points21 points ago

Neither did I.

Sorry, that shit drives me nuts.

[–]kryonik 3 points4 points ago

Well, have you or haven't you?

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

I JUST DON'T KNOW ANY MORE

[–]Dentarthurdent42 2 points3 points ago

I'd think "Have you heard [...]" would be be more appropriate.

[–]namedmeducky 7 points8 points ago

You just cured the numbness. :D

[–]blackhawk465 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the chuckles.

[–]o40 23 points24 points ago

[–]laller 16 points17 points ago

I like the big guy that just casually continues eating his food.

[–]svb688 5 points6 points ago

"Move along people, nothing to see here. Just enjoy your food."

[–]LacksMass 6 points7 points ago

Is it just me or was the the first responder just pokin' the injured rider with a stick? "Hey, buddy? You alive, buddy?"

[–]kashodi 0 points1 point ago

For a split second I thought it was a leaf blower.

[–]lawnranger 2 points3 points ago

The music at the end was creepy. ಠ_ಠ

[–]bpm2k 0 points1 point ago

Love how that bike just couldn't upright itself and drive into the fence, noooo it had to careen into a spiraling death-roll before it reached the people. Awesome.

[–]Material_Defender 0 points1 point ago

I saw the rider's life flash before his eyes when that bike turned around. Boy did he scramble.

[–]mikeno1 47 points48 points ago

It's cool I got away.

[–]-Nikolaus- 6 points7 points ago

What the hell did you do though, ride his sister?

[–]bronkula 38 points39 points ago

[–]egzwygart 2 points3 points ago

Thanks!

[–]JmanRobot 0 points1 point ago

If I were drinking a beverage, it would be sprayed all over my computer screen right now

[–]Pixelsandshit 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! Thought the bike was Mike

[–]Krypt0night 48 points49 points ago

Damn, I was hoping it was going to hit the other riders as they went around.

[–]etree -2 points-1 points ago

The title made it so much better.

[–]Lots42 12 points13 points ago

Where the fuck did it go at the end? No, seriously I can't figure it out.

[–]Bulldawghiker 26 points27 points ago

I think it jumped up in the crowd. That's where Mike was...

[–]akatherder 19 points20 points ago

R.I.P. Mike
2010-2012

[–]irawwwr 8 points9 points ago

In the bike's defense, Mike was a giant douchebag.
Edit: I don't think Mike is 2 either.

[–]peon47 15 points16 points ago

He was 2 in bike years.

[–]akatherder 1 point2 points ago

Well sure, he isn't 2 now but he was. R.I.P.

[–]Poltras 2 points3 points ago

Mike isn't the bike. The bike is angry with someone in the crowd and wants to get him.

[–]akatherder 0 points1 point ago

I'm implying that the bike (of unknown age) killed a 2 year old baby (named Mike) in the crowd.

[–]CapnScumbone 3 points4 points ago

Toddlers ARE kind of douchebags, now that I think about it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Home

it went home

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

"CYBERTRON, I LOVE YOU!"

[–]Rainfly_X 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ruddiver 2 points3 points ago

He went after Mike. This made the local news. Mike was a 1976 Moped who fucked Mike the Bike's wife. That's correct, the motorcycle is also named Mike.

[–]gijane480 1 point2 points ago

Michael, Michael motorcycle to be specific

[–]youshedo 17 points18 points ago

This made me cry from laughing so hard. I first watched then i read the title and i could not stop laughing. So you made my night and thanks for posting this

[–]Icouldbeanyone 22 points23 points ago

That Mike is a piece of shit.

[–]goeraz 19 points20 points ago

I don't even know the damn guy but, seeing the motorcycle like that, bastard must be a piece of shit, fuck you Mike.

[–]miketuu 27 points28 points ago

Yeah, Mike's such an asshole! shit, wait...

[–]Banjulioe[!] 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you mike. Fuck. You.

[–]rtype7 13 points14 points ago

[–]xlaxplaya 4 points5 points ago

SOURCE VIDEO. If anybody's Ctrl+Fing.

[–]Bass2Mouth 1 point2 points ago

Where in the hell did you just take me?

[–]fridge_logic 0 points1 point ago

The Heyuan anti-corrosion anti-static flooring

"Anti-Static floor floor paint epoxy floor" Haha, Chinese add links are the craziest.

[–]Pixelsandshit 0 points1 point ago

Oh its from one of those shows. Replay, replay, replay - did you see it? No? replay replay...

[–]StabilizationAttempt 5 points6 points ago

As requested:
[Stabilized]
[Borders filled]
(Using VirtualDub with the Deshaker filter/plugin)
Feel free to send me a message if I might be able to assist.

[–]moarlongcatplox2 1 point2 points ago

[–]he_cried_out_WTF 24 points25 points ago

I view the wobbling as the bike being so belligerently angry that it can't run straight.

[–]phlamez92 10 points11 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]SirFadakar 2 points3 points ago

Dude your picture isn't working, I seriously tried it in 4 different browsers all to no avail.

[–]boozles 21 points22 points ago

Someone please add words to it to make it like this http://i.imgur.com/v7Bgv.gif

[–]Ragas 3 points4 points ago

I must go. My people need me!

[–]McLuda 6 points7 points ago

*piece

[–]ZakkuHiryado 1 point2 points ago

Doing God's work, etc, etc.

[–]roman_candle 6 points7 points ago

HAHA you dick, I laughed really hard (while trying to keep my mouth closed) in a completely silent office. People came by my desk to see if I was choking! Brilliant title, may you be upvoted to the top of the universe

[–]nohbody3 1 point2 points ago

This was all I could think of the whole time.

[–]ReWayne666 2 points3 points ago

[–]ambachan 4 points5 points ago

I just laughed so hard I woke my kid up. Worth it.

[–]killalotx 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of this guy

[–]iamjustinhines 4 points5 points ago

[–]zacattack101 1 point2 points ago

my ankles hurt just looking at that.

[–]Omnix_NerZ 4 points5 points ago

The music makes that video much better.

[–]killalotx 3 points4 points ago

[–]NeuxSaed 1 point2 points ago

No, no...

I know.

[–]Rainfly_X 1 point2 points ago

This was amazing. Good show to whoever made it, that is just some serious brilliance. And so simple as well.

[–]droctopu5 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE

[–]I_am_Fred_Astaire 0 points1 point ago

Well that's one of the creepiest things I've seen in a while.

[–]Aridawn 0 points1 point ago

That would be Cyriak for me. I'd rather watch Human Centipede with a starter of Two Girls on Cup than to watch that sheep video ever, EVER again...

[–]Aridawn 0 points1 point ago

...I don't...eve...

[–]keyed368 1 point2 points ago

It HUNGERS

[–]goeraz 1 point2 points ago

We need more redditors like you, thank you.

[–]kabomlamma 1 point2 points ago

I think driver less racing should be a new sport

[–]whitmell 2 points3 points ago

Reminded me of this, only extended out for more enjoyment

[–]3018 1 point2 points ago

"MIKE !!!

You son of a bitch !"

stumps

"dear god.."

[–]troller_jr 1 point2 points ago

I haven't laughed like this in a while. Good title too.

[–]borkborkbork99 1 point2 points ago

HANRAHAN! Hey, HANRAHAN! Suzanne's a LESBIAN!

/Slapshot

[–]Bulknowt 1 point2 points ago

Awesome work with the title. Reposters need to respect this work and learn what makes a decent gif/image post.

[–]Frankeh 1 point2 points ago

The title really made that gif. Well done OP.

[–]Jaaxx 1 point2 points ago

Laughed so hard I woke my gf up...totally worth it. It's the title that made it fucking hilarious

[–]Sindragon 1 point2 points ago

Best title for a reddit submission I've seen in years.

[–]SweetNeo85 1 point2 points ago

...what was he doing putting his face near tires?

[–]jenesuispasbavard 1 point2 points ago

[–]dtriana 1 point2 points ago

"Bike seeing his owner after 2 years."

[–]smokeinhiseyes 1 point2 points ago

Every now and then I see a post that I have to minimize instantly at work before I completely lose it. This was one of those. I keep sneaking peeks at the minimized window when I think I've fully prepared myself not to lose my cookies, but I'm struggling. I love the way the bike looks like some young mostly uncoordinated child thrashing it's head back and forth in the throws of furious anger. Upvotes for you!

[–]Thediepend 4 points5 points ago

Once I used my imagination for this post, I totally pictured the motorbike yelling with Adam West's voice. Amirite?

[–]killerattack 3 points4 points ago

reminded me of something like this

[–]Pokemaster22 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YOU I'M A MOTORCYCLE!!

[–]Lawnknome 1 point2 points ago

That title made me laugh so hard that I'm not even gonna downvote you for your misspelling.

[–]rawrgs 2 points3 points ago

Motocross 2: The Reckoning.

[–]Dickybow 4 points5 points ago

Speedway. This time it's personal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Speedway II

Speedwayier

[–]The_Ombudsman 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking more along the lines of a sequel to "Christine".

[–]rawrgs 0 points1 point ago

Ooo, good reference!

[–]XycronClawX 0 points1 point ago

Now that's how you ghost ride like a pro!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I may have laughed at this harder than I should have.

[–]McLuda 0 points1 point ago

Angry bike is angry.

[–]Atomica3000 0 points1 point ago

This made my day, and it's only 7:30 am.

[–]thamonsta 0 points1 point ago

Someone with the skills should make the bike go on a crazy trip around the world.

[–]Lolo4369 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna lie, this has definitely started my day off right. Thank you!

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

Bike: "Fuck you, ayyynnd fuckyou, and most of all, fffuucck yoooo!!!"

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 0 points1 point ago

Man that bike is pissed off.

[–]Berjj 0 points1 point ago

Mike, meet bike.

[–]Bsoco 0 points1 point ago

That guy had bad karma...

[–]Xeeker 0 points1 point ago

Now imagine the bike had won the race on its own.

[–]Bumperpegasus 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to add the title into the GIF

[–]pig_called_benis 0 points1 point ago

who did it kill?

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

danny didn't stay in his bike. Probably the humongous balls caused him to fall off

[–]cadderly09 0 points1 point ago

I before e except after c.

[–]paraprosDOPEan 0 points1 point ago

i like when the bike disappears at the end.

[–]Persimmonz 0 points1 point ago

I work in an office with only two other people. My boss and my sister. I am trying so hard to keep my shit together. This is hilarious.

[–]Aries2203 0 points1 point ago

watching that and all i could hear was a really cockney guy shouting the title as the bike went toward the crowd. i lol'd quite hard

[–]Crecy333 0 points1 point ago

John, get back here!!!

No, I must dance!

[–]tiger2380 0 points1 point ago

A retarded bike..

[–]GrandMoffJed 0 points1 point ago

I watched it go three times before actually reading the headline, then I laughed quite a bit. Nicely done.

[–]DerpalSherpa 0 points1 point ago

Grand Theft Auto physics in real life.

[–]Mike_Nelson 0 points1 point ago

I'm sooooooooooooooooooorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[–]iagainsti 0 points1 point ago

ITT: people crying from laughing at the post and title.

[–]Naberius 0 points1 point ago

Okay, what is that thing anyway? It looks more like some kind of motorized bicycle than a full-blown motorcycle? Is there some particular class of motorcycle racing that uses small bikes like this?

[–]squeakyc 1 point2 points ago

Looks like speedway, to me. They are kinda made to go sideways. Google it, it's kinda interesting.

[–]Memoriae 0 points1 point ago

Motocross, I think.

Think scramblers. Light as fuck trials bikes, with exhausts that sound like a pissed as fuck swarm of hornets.

[–]Ls_Lps_Snk_Shps 0 points1 point ago

This should give us some insight on how the physics of motorcycles work. Even through all the flailing and bumps it stays upright.

[–]vedunga 0 points1 point ago

Wheres the multiple upvote button?

[–]originalmctron 0 points1 point ago

The best thing on /r/funny in weeks

[–]dochodiaga 0 points1 point ago

there's no need to be upset

[–]ballzee1 0 points1 point ago

This .gif reminds me of a bull chasing the clowns after it throws a rider.

[–]spongemonster 0 points1 point ago

The bikes nowadays are so advanced they pretty much drive themselves.

[–]Perk456 0 points1 point ago

I can't close the .gif because my hand is too shaky because I keep laughing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fast Fridays!!! Auburn Ca

cover your beer or you will be drinking dirt/gravel

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

The title made it.

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

Don't they have rodeo clowns that are suppose to distract these things so they don't attack the public?

[–]courtkid1012 0 points1 point ago

Mike here, i did in fact owe him $20

[–]mackums 0 points1 point ago

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[–]BobotheAngryGamer 0 points1 point ago

Piece

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the bike just needed to take a shit!

[–]supernatendo 0 points1 point ago

Derp Bike!

[–]DocSilverPen 0 points1 point ago

I just imagine it whipping it's handle bars around yelling, "FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHIT! FUUUUUUUUU!!!"

[–]terranex 0 points1 point ago

That is the ANGRIEST bike I've EVER seen.

[–]jamiesam26 0 points1 point ago

Smells like Corporate America....

[–]BezziVelinov 0 points1 point ago

Ahahaha, it moves just like that pissed off pug!

[–]batrobin 0 points1 point ago

looks like a game glitch IRL

[–]doyalikedags 0 points1 point ago

As many times as i've seen this video, the caption makes it that much more fantastic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Oh lawd that's terrifying.

[–]Bumblebeebakery 0 points1 point ago

TIL dirt bikes don't need riders to stay up-right

[–]stonewall072 0 points1 point ago

That's...that's hilarious.

[–]Jimmmeh 0 points1 point ago

[–]Rainfly_X 1 point2 points ago

That wasn't relevant at all. I mean, it was Zero Punctuation, so it pretty much goes without saying that it was good, but not at all relevant to this post.

[–]Jimmmeh 1 point2 points ago

yeah... I think i was drunk...

[–]Rainfly_X 1 point2 points ago

This is acceptable.

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

I was seriously hoping the bike would have knocked over one of the other racers.

[–]morninghighs 0 points1 point ago

PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS!!! THE HOLY HAND GUIDETH THE CONTRAPTION TO FREEDOM!!

[–]Kodiac34 0 points1 point ago

Sitting in a coffee shop waiting for my fiance laughing my ass off... I am getting some very odd looks. Worth it.

[–]HiddenStar 0 points1 point ago

Did I just watch two people run across that motorbikes course to get away from it?

[–]Gobrin98 0 points1 point ago

bad luck brian was at that race.

[–]Havokk 0 points1 point ago

Angry bike is ANGRY!!!!!

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

Titlewin. Thank you Mr. Raccoon.

[–]Brickfrigid 0 points1 point ago

that is one angry bike

[–]Material_Defender 0 points1 point ago

I'm not too good with motor bikes. How are these damn things running on their own like that? Don't you have to keep the handle bars twisted?

[–]crewdat 0 points1 point ago

I'M A BIKE I'M A BIKE FUCK YOU I'M A BIKE

[–]CptSanchez 0 points1 point ago

Ghost riding wild style

[–]Wheresthepollenbrian 0 points1 point ago

Wish I could give two upvotes, title along with video had me laughing out loud!

[–]Thorndale 0 points1 point ago

Your title made it hilarious, I thank you.

[–]madison2013 0 points1 point ago

Haunted bike

[–]Demi-G0d 0 points1 point ago

Rubber 2

[–]Kasp101 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was kind of funny when I first saw the GIF a long time ago, but the title makes it sooo fucking hilarious, laughed for a long time. thanks!