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[–]Solnse 28 points29 points ago

maybe he believes in spiderman too.

[–]Tyktak 18 points19 points ago

Are you implying that Spiderman doesn't exist?

[–]LeSpatula 11 points12 points ago

Of course he does. If he didn't exist, who else then would not give all the fucks?

[–]CptBoots 9 points10 points ago

If Spiderman doesn't exist, who writes the comics?

[–]deepthot42 6 points7 points ago

Stan Lee... who is also Spiderman.

(Plus: Archaeological sites show that New York was a real place!)

[–]CptBoots 3 points4 points ago

You're blatant apologetics make me sick.

[–]deepthot42 3 points4 points ago

You know what makes me sick? Those splitters over at the Ultimate Church of Spiderman. Biologic web shooters? Blasphemy!

[–]CptBoots 2 points3 points ago

It says in peter 4:12 "and lo he saw that web came forth from his wrists. And verily not his anus!" and you Spiderman-damn know it!

[–]zongxr 14 points15 points ago

Spider-Man DOES exist....

  • New York City is a real city
  • Peter Parkers Address is a real address w/ evidence that a family named Parker once lived their
  • The Holy Book of Spider references many locations thats still exist today in Modern New York...
  • While no copies of the Daily Bugle have been uncovered we do know News Paper existed and that more than a few News Papers went the name The Daily <Something>..

Take THAT Atheists Stan Lee 1 | Atheists 0

[–]TimetogetDownvoted 28 points29 points ago

Yeah well tell your friend to stop reposting

[–]GrahamMc 5 points6 points ago

It's a disease, you have to get him treated.

[–]LeSpatula 5 points6 points ago

Well, you know that some Christians post atheist stuff because they are too stupid or deluded to get it (like the goatse cloud)?

He may think, oh Spiderman doesn't exists, it's only a comic, but for God we have proof right here in the bible.

[–]reidhasguitar 6 points7 points ago

I'm gonna go with this.

[–]weaver2109 1 point2 points ago

Wait, people really post the goatse cloud thinking it has to do with god??

I must see this in context, that's just too funny.

[–]rockb8 6 points7 points ago

Another bad link.

[–]bresnasty 6 points7 points ago

Sorry to nitpick, but it's Spider-Man, not Spiderman. The hyphen is part of his name.

http://www.metrokitty.com/?id=394

[–]JohnDenversCoPilot 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how many more times Spiderman needs to be misspelled before he rage quits and bashes his face on his keyboard.

[–]cinebox 0 points1 point ago

poor spiderman

[–]Spider-Dork 0 points1 point ago

That's the first thing I noticed. There's even a comic book with the correct way of writing his name in the image itself!

[–]theohaiguy 2 points3 points ago

plus spiderman had a movie recently like jeez hes obviously real

[–]fiddlenutz 2 points3 points ago

Could just be dumb and doesn't get the sarcasm.

[–]reidhasguitar 0 points1 point ago

This is most likely the answer. I know one of those.

[–]TheGENTleman420 1 point2 points ago

But man... It's the delux limited edition; that must count for something, right?

[–]JestersDoor 1 point2 points ago

This is the 4th time I've seen this in the past 24 hours -_-

[–]Hukutus 1 point2 points ago

In case of 404, add .jpg to the link.

[–]AnonTheTerrible 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but the one on the right is the deluxe edition.

[–]c0ur4ge 2 points3 points ago

The difference is one was written by a supreme being and the other is the Bible.

[–]Boredyo 1 point2 points ago

Actually the Spiderman Comics are even more Trust-Worthy, they have Pictures!

[–]reidhasguitar 1 point2 points ago

I'd be careful there. I know one guy who is a raging anti-gay, anti-atheist, anti-Semite Catholic, and he just shares the shit out of everything on Facebook. He's posted sarcastic Wonka being pro-gay and anti-religion, he's posted "Money is evil. Give it to us", and he's posted a few others that clash with his ideology, simply because he's an idiot.

[–]megagtfan91[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually asked him about it. He said he recently lost his faith.

[–]Orochisaurus 1 point2 points ago

You believe in spectacular spiderman? Pah! Amazing spiderman is the one true hero! Prepare to die heathen!

TL;DR How imaginary friends cause wars

[–]ZippoS 1 point2 points ago

Spiderman even has pictures. That's proofier.

[–]holy_bullshit 1 point2 points ago

Id rather live in spiderman's world than god's, spiderman is a hero god is a psychopath and jesus is even worse

[–]zoyzoyzoy 3 points4 points ago

the title is stupid. You can be a christian without thinking that the bible is proof for god existing! The key word is faith; you have faith that god exists because its what you choose to believe. The bible is interpreted in many ways, often in fundamentally contradictory ways, by a lot of people. But any self respecting christian knows that the bible isnt proof for anything. its just a book which lays out some moral guidelines by which to live your life. Another key word here is christian- that should be a picture of the new testament if you're talking about christianity. The new testament is the one less littered with violence towards humanity for those who haven't read it. The bible isn't proof- its a set of ideas which some people live their lives by. Faith in god is another thing altogether.

[–]Inf3rnalD3ad 5 points6 points ago

I have faith that spiderman exists.

[–]zoyzoyzoy 0 points1 point ago

so do I man. He'll be back for us don't worry. him and that beautiful shiny white fluid like substance hes gonna pour all over us.. um wait

[–]rape_happens 1 point2 points ago

thank you! this should be the top comment. this subreddit is so fucking stupid. i'm equally stupid for still looking at the posts.

[–]c0ur4ge 0 points1 point ago

So if someone questions that faith, you wouldn't turn to the bible to clarify for them? Somehow I doubt that.

[–]zoyzoyzoy 0 points1 point ago

you could if you want. But most clever religious people turn to the real world and use a more modern interpretation of miracle or a 'god of the gaps' argument where god fills in certain parts of the earth's timeline that we are yet unaware of. Arguments like this cant be disproved which is simultaneously their strength and weakness.

[–]Weigh13 0 points1 point ago

I would not be surprised if your friend is actually saying that Spiderman is real.

[–]chocoboat 0 points1 point ago

There's a pretty good chance that he's a Christian and just doesn't understand the point of that image. He just likes the left half of it.

[–]garyel828 0 points1 point ago

You mean Spiderman isn't real? This is a sad day now.

[–]FaptainAwesome 0 points1 point ago

BUT IT'S IN THE COMIC SO IT MUST BE TRUE

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Why not the Koran or the Bhagavad Gita?

[–]Gooroo2 0 points1 point ago

What if he's serious? :/

[–]TheKanyeStan 0 points1 point ago

I was about to post something, realised I'm in r/atheism, and decided to keep it to myself. Good Guy Sami.

[–]geofj 0 points1 point ago

What's all the fuzz about religions lol, over here (Belgium) no one cares if you believe or not and where ever you guys are from it seems like a big deal. lol :p

[–]rape_happens 0 points1 point ago

well because it's a big deal pretty much everywhere in the world outside western europe. even there it's a big deal in some countries. how about you stop raping the children in your basement and open your eyes

[–]geofj 0 points1 point ago

The fuck? lol

[–]skalp69 0 points1 point ago

my christian parents see it this way:

The whole process of FAITH is contradictory to KNOWLEDGE. God cant be proven. One either chooses to believe or not.

[–]ratajewie 0 points1 point ago

This has been posted over and over again, and upvoted to the front page over and over again ad nauseum. Seriously, can we please get some new content that doesn't 1) make us all look like assholes, and 2) make us all look like a circlejerk reposting and upvoting the same things just in a different way?

[–]jonaheim88 0 points1 point ago

why is god in all capital letters?

[–]NAproducer 0 points1 point ago

One of my old college professors that I thought was mormon posted this on FB a couple of days ago as well. I was surprised.

[–]FusRoBlah 0 points1 point ago

This has got to be the biggest repost on this website.

[–]sally_jupiter 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it at all possible that a Christian might be poking fun at himself?

I know plenty of Christians who emphasize that their faith is just that, FAITH, and that there is no incontrovertible "proof" of god's existence, in the Bible or anywhere else. They base their belief on their own gut feeling that there is some higher power, and on the strength and comfort that their religion has given them.

Not all Christians are evangelical. I would venture to say that most aren't. While I don't support blind faith just because it's what's "normal" in large parts of society, I also don't think it's reasonable or rational to paint all Christians with the same broad strokes.

[–]Diemac 0 points1 point ago

Is your friend named Michael? Serious question

[–]megagtfan91[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nope. The only friend I have named Michael is a practicing catholic.

[–]YeNdEz 0 points1 point ago

He might not think the bible is proof of god, but still believe. My biology textbook is not proof of anything, the proof is out there . . . your friend might have a similar view of god. Not saying this is the case but I cannot rule it out based on the information given.

[–]MicrowaveCola 0 points1 point ago

Can you guys stop reposting this? It's getting annoying.

[–]Ayn_Rand_Was_Right 0 points1 point ago

I have video proof my god exists.

[–]Curtman1 0 points1 point ago

Stan Lee is God in the Marvel universe since he created it.

[–]NovaNexu 0 points1 point ago

FB God?

[–]SockofBadKarma 0 points1 point ago

Um, he could still easily be a Christian. He's simply a Christian who's smart enough to avoid a circular argument; it's honestly not that rare.

[–]megagtfan91[S] 0 points1 point ago

He's not. I asked him about it. He recently lost his faith.

[–]SockofBadKarma 1 point2 points ago

Cool beans, then. :)

[–]joshdbenoit 0 points1 point ago

And the spiderman comic has PICTURES. You can't refute that

[–]Tiktaky -1 points0 points ago

What proof is there that the bible is not a fictional text? (Seriously, I have never found any evidence, but if anyone has factual information on the bible, it's atheists)

Writing styles change dramatically in even a few decades, the stardard bilbical style could of been a style of fiction. what other examples of text do we have from the same era that are known to be fiction and non-fiction?

[–]RealVoltar 0 points1 point ago

i think the generalized semetic style is called midrashic and i believe it's closer to comic book than travel brochure or whatever it's portrayed as now.

[–]superpastaaisle -1 points0 points ago

How serious are you guys.

Do you not realize how lame it is to be posting this shit to your facebook? Who cares?

You do realize we ridicule fundies for doing the same shit, right? Nobody cares about your beliefs or lack thereof.

[–]My_ducks_sick -1 points0 points ago

I've been down-voting this fucking picture for a week but it finally got through.