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[–]econleech 52 points53 points ago

Potato couch.

[–]kdisjubjub[S] 7 points8 points ago

Thought of that after I posted haha

[–]blubase 1 point2 points ago

[–]brownboy13Delhiting your posts since 2012[M] -1 points0 points ago

Removed. Re-host please. We don't allow stuff hosted on facebooks servers.

[–]Junte94 -3 points-2 points ago

I wanted to say that:(

[–]whatthefudgsicles -2 points-1 points ago

potato, po-tah-toe.

[–]zttw 4 points5 points ago

What did it take to hash this out?

[–]OsoGringo 2 points3 points ago

A whole tot of work I bet!

[–]macarattack 2 points3 points ago

I gotta fry making this one day!

[–]ImSkinnyPete -5 points-4 points ago

Make a video and put it on YouTuber.

[–]cmolla 1 point2 points ago

spud-tacular

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[–]WeaverXIII -4 points-3 points ago

That statement is fry from the truth.

[–]DirtbagAvenger 0 points1 point ago

I have a foam suit that is of a couch potato. Like a banana suit, but a couch potato. I wear it often.

I have no idea how to turn this into karma.

[–]s0beit 0 points1 point ago

That's not couch potato, it's potato couch. Completely different.

[–]Lord_Smaximus 0 points1 point ago

Can you fry it?

[–]tmysl 0 points1 point ago

i want to see it baked!

[–]teedoe 0 points1 point ago

POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS where is your comment?

[–]ForeverAvailable 0 points1 point ago

I was honestly wondering why someone would make a couch look like a potato, but then upon further investigation I realized it was the opposite. The cushions tipped me off

[–]ag04 0 points1 point ago

This would be scrumptious baked with cheese, bacon, and sour cream.

[–]spanko1 0 points1 point ago

[–]unseemlycad -1 points0 points ago

You sir, are a genius.

[–]jononfire -2 points-1 points ago

Aaaaand I'm done with the internet for tonight.

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

This is too weird/disturbing for you?

[–]mokro -1 points0 points ago

All I can think is "Damn, I'd throw that sucker in the microwave with some butter and a bit of cheese, maybe some spices, then eat the shit out of it whilst watching sitcom reruns on TV".

Spoken as a true coach potato...

[–]Hamilton5M -1 points0 points ago

Extra points because it's sprouted from being so old.

[–]rabrain -1 points0 points ago

What's taters precious?

[–]qwerto14 -1 points0 points ago

I believe the proper term is potato couch.