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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 42 points43 points ago

The funny thing about browsing /new is you've seen it all before. Every repost, every meme, every variation of the same bad joke.

Like this one for example.

[–]zombeymonkie 11 points12 points ago

Look at the OP's username

[–]sadhound55 6 points7 points ago

Some how I don't think if I was named murderer it would make murdering ok.

[–]venomspitz 10 points11 points ago

You're my hero

[–]abigolhotdog 3 points4 points ago

Just doing our part in keeping these streets clean.

[–]jhowa182 6 points7 points ago

The only reason people actually browse r/new is for the comment karma... Now I don't do that or anything...

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1 point2 points ago

There are so much easier ways...

[–]jjbeanz -1 points0 points ago

So many NSFW..... THANKS!!

[–]chewy7979 1 point2 points ago

Yooouuu could be my-yine...

[–]sethtaylor7 1 point2 points ago

His name is "I Repost Old Stuff" so... I'm gonna call this a repost.

[–]jjpants5 1 point2 points ago

But this post was part of r/new..... So confused...

[–]Slothnazi 1 point2 points ago

What is the movie where the kids are dying from?

[–]TurboNoobie1994 -1 points0 points ago

You sick fuck.

[–]Slothnazi 0 points1 point ago

I've seen it from another .gif and i was just wondering...

[–]TurboNoobie1994 0 points1 point ago

It might be "Children at play" thought iv'e never seen the whole movie.Stuff like this might turn you on

[–]AlphaRedditor 2 points3 points ago

A shotgun doesn't reload fast enough to handle the onslaught.

[–]twosheepforanore 3 points4 points ago

That's why I use the javascript command that downvotes everyone on the page [javascript:$(".down").click()()], and then I go through and upvote the good ones manually. Makes me feel much more useful.

[–]Cptnwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Brace yourself, the cinnamon toast crunch comments are coming.

[–]FHSolidsnake 0 points1 point ago

i use lego landmines

[–]sadhound55 0 points1 point ago

You were the only one you son of a bitch.

[–]RidiculousN 0 points1 point ago

Hasta la vista, /r/new links.

[–]sarahjuneh 0 points1 point ago

Now I can feel like a badass when browsing /r/new

[–]Drifts 0 points1 point ago

that gif is actually disturbing

...can't stop watching

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 0 points1 point ago

As I type this, the post right before this one is title "Terminator...?", and has a picture of Ahnold playing the violin. Coincidence? Yeah...

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

You mean what it's like browsing the front page.

[–]rawrgs 0 points1 point ago

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

[–]Naldaen 0 points1 point ago

Lever-action shotguns do not work this way. Rage.

[–]Phelix96 0 points1 point ago

So tried of see this same GIF over and over with the same heading