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[–]Siethron 9 points10 points ago

Thought it said "Rape" instead of "Rise" for a second.

[–]Juice_Stain 2 points3 points ago

Weirdest thing ever, I looked back and it didn't say 'rape' at all anywhere

[–]gonesnake 0 points1 point ago

I saw it, too

[–]doverhoover 4 points5 points ago

Holy heart failure, Batman!

[–]ilovetodance 7 points8 points ago

I'm not sure how to feel about the Batman insignia that looks like a sperm splotch right over his crotchial region

[–]Qweef 2 points3 points ago

"Mr. Wayneee..eeee...??...?" - Bane

[–]crave_you 0 points1 point ago

Why did you have to go and ruin it for me?

[–]Nulthrax 12 points13 points ago

My girlfriend was telling me about her dog having cancer over the phone and i looked at this and laughed out loud so hard. she hung up on me. fuck you reddit. fuck you.

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

Yeah your fault for multitasking

[–]Flanker6or7[S] 1 point2 points ago

If it makes you feel any better I laughed so hard I nearly cried....? edit: reading your comment.

[–]immatellyouwhat 1 point2 points ago

Why people do anything at the same time as reddit is beyond me. Don't drink coffee, don't browse at work, and don't browse reddit while your supposed to be listening to your girlfriend's story about how her dog got cancer ಠ_ಠ

[–]IANALOGOUS 2 points3 points ago

What am I supposed to do? Stare at the wall while I talk to people?

[–]gramblor 5 points6 points ago

Thank god I wasn't browsing /r/spacedicks

[–]RandomTasked 2 points3 points ago

Great, now when I watch the movie all I will be able to think about is this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrz3W0-NkNI

[–]RaoulDuke92 1 point2 points ago

If only...

[–]Rasmase 1 point2 points ago

Gonna save this for later

[–]virandel 1 point2 points ago

Hey guys, I think this is shopped. . . cough

[–]kayendee 1 point2 points ago

Yes! Now they should remake this scene, except with all the serious actors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4v1hAnfy1I

[–]ChinesePhil 1 point2 points ago

Pure West

[–]optimus_woo 0 points1 point ago

That costume left nothing to the imagination. Poor Adam West has no penis.

[–]TheBlueBlaze 0 points1 point ago

You might say i'm getting a "rise" out of this.

[–]MiloOfIreland 0 points1 point ago

When I first opened the picture, it looked like batman's finger was getting blown off

[–]youngjheezy 0 points1 point ago

Jolly batman but your boner is showing!

[–]elmarko44 0 points1 point ago

[–]teepee_creeper 0 points1 point ago

Bane's mask is Goatse

[–]vertigo1083 0 points1 point ago

This would be seriously fucked up if Adam West dies on the release date.

[–]blairinator 0 points1 point ago

I know this is a repost, but can we PLEEEAASE get a .gif version of this?

[–]Sir_QuacksALot 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaannd I thought that said RAPE.

[–]StevieBoySwag 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Truly a genius poster!

[–]mingamongo 0 points1 point ago

Did any one else think the joke was going to be he had an erection...

[–]I-am_Batman 0 points1 point ago

nananananananananananananananannananana

[–]greenrobot 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see Adam West Batman I think of this.

[–]Chichi778 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm, Tom hardy.

[–]jennehjenneh 0 points1 point ago

this reminds me of the "shark repellent bat-spray" scene in the old batman movie :P

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else notice something that looks like a boner?

[–]bankholdup 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA! This is an instant classic to me. I fucking can't stop laughing. Thank you Reddit! Now today is going to be an AWESOME DAY!

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

Staring Adam We...

[–]derpina_is_a_mermaid 0 points1 point ago

Every time I think about this movie opening my stomach flips and I have to make that fanning my face motion.

[–]escapist11 0 points1 point ago

The thing about this movie is, you can be sure the porno remake of it will have the exact same title.

[–]ManMadeChicken 0 points1 point ago

REPOST.

[–]llahlahkje 1 point2 points ago

Guess I should've waited, I posted this 9 days ago and got a whoppin' 2...

[–]realityfracture 0 points1 point ago

Yea I wonder how many more times it will get posted in the next couple of weeks

[–]settnfiretonugz 0 points1 point ago

My dark knight is rising

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

Gaaaaaaay

[–]lungbuttersandwich -1 points0 points ago

I'd vote Adam West Batman over Christian Bale Batman anyday...

[–]zanmanoodle -1 points0 points ago

Erm der Bhertmern!!

[–]nothisispatrickeu -1 points0 points ago

he is doing the creep