Pointless Freak Of Nature & What To Do When You See It

Gfrisse1 · 3 months

It's not quite so cut and dried. Mud Dauber Wasps kill and eat spiders around your property (and don't sting). So, which Nope do you dislike the most?

Iplayroblox · 3 months

Repost

cynicalsweetheart · 3 months

Hell no. There is a wasp nest inside the window of my bedroom, and every once in a while a wasp manages to make it out of my bedroom before I can kill it and inevitably winds up in my toddler's bedroom. Wasps are not to be left the fuck alone. They are to be fucking demolished. When you see a wasp, grow some balls and kill the fuckers.

RandomHero13b · 3 months

Or, you can wait till night-time or the wee hours of the morning (they are only active during the day) and nuke the fuck out of their nest with a can of brake cleaner.

Boost77 · 3 months

Well I bet they are eaten by some and they eat other insects. But what good does ticks do?

marino1310 · 3 months

They are very common were i live but nothing a can of instect killer cant handle

SamHardwick · 3 months

I see this as pointless. I was kicked out of school for burning a wasp's nest (along with part of the school, but that's irrelevant). The moral of the story is to combat wasps with fire :D.

Grunny · 3 months

nice repost.... this is only like the 10th most popular post of all time... no one will notice >.>

chunk_norris · 3 months

How on earth has this got so high? This is older than the internet.

w00t634 · 3 months

Remake of another picture you slimeheaded fuck. You just copied the text from another pic and made the layout different.

Bridgemaster11 · 3 months

If you swing your arm slowly, mimicking a horses tail, the wasps will fly away.

jvillalba · 3 months

How funny! Just yesterday as I was walking up my front door I noticed two yellow insects from afar next to my plants. As I got closer I noticed they were two wasps.

I'm usually not afraid of bees nor spiders but I know the severity of wasps so I stood still for 5 minutes and as soon as they left ran straight into my house and locked the doors! Got a little too scared there haha

Immadino · 3 months

I was sitting in the car with the windows rolled down waiting from my friend to come out of her house, all of a sudden a wasp flies in. I think I'm fucked. I try to sit as still as possible. It lands on the dashboard. I don't even want to breathe. Then the little shit just flies right back out the window like nothing even happened. He didn't give a fuck about the heart attack he gave me.

LeT-rex · 3 months

I prefer to dropkick the shit out of the hive and then dump car battery acid on it. Then I stand there with a electric fly swatter and kill all those who dare to fly in my air space. After all those flying fuckers are dead I survey the carnage with a song by Hans Zimmer playing. I then proceed to smear shit on all the dead wasps.

They tend not to fuck with me. Grow a pair, And swat a fucking wasp that weighs less then a fucking dandelion. You're a fucking giant to them. Act like you dominate the fucking earth, because humans do.

CharcoaL555 · 3 months

I hate it when people freak out and go statue like that like it's going to kill them

cgowsell · 3 months

Or kill it. Kill it with fire

musicman3739 · 3 months

wasps suck. at least bees have a fucking point. "oh no wasps kill spiders." yeah, spiders suck but they don't fuck shit up. they're just creepy bastards that kill other creepy shits.

deafblindmute · 3 months

Hey universe. Do you remember that time when I was a kid, at a cook out, and you sent a wasp to land on my hand? And then all the adults were like "don't bother it and it won't both you." And then I watched as the wasp bit into my hand. And all the adults were like, "wasps don't bite." Yeah, fuck you for that one universe.

GuyWhoSaysRepost · 3 months

Repost.

TigerGoddess · 3 months

I Kill the $#IT out of those Every time I see them! Especially on My property! They aren't Anything that A Can of Wasp Spray that shoots 20 feet can't handle! Believe that!

vibrant_crab · 3 months

You don't know what an adrenaline rush feels like until you try to eliminate a fully inhabited wasp nest with nothing but a shovel. Smack the nest, run, return and bat down as many as you can before they resettle, repeat.

C_K_B · 3 months

Actually wasps aren't too threatening. If they enter your territory, they aren't prone to attacking. I've killed quite a few of them with a flip-flop (slipper) because after I've failed to kill them the first time, they take off trying to flee. They don't come around and attack me. But I have to get rid of them if there isn't a safe/easy way to get them out of the house.

jjgoertz · 3 months

Actually some wasps are pollinators. Yellow jackets which are a type of wasp actually pollinate. Apart from that they are an effective biological control agent against many other species of insect that would harm plants, crops, etc,... However they are still scary as shit and i do kill on sight.

this_is_your_dad · 3 months

It does not bee.

ketostarcraft · 3 months

cool repost, bro.

Knave67 · 3 months

This picture's already saved on my computer. Now I need to remember if I saw it on reddit or tumblr. I'll give you an upvote anyway.

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