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[–]MisogynistLesbian 10 points11 points ago

Ugh, the other day I was rolling a blunt when my dad texted me that he was right around the corner and would be home in two minutes. Cue me freaking out, stashing everything, and being pissed because it was my last blunt wrap and it was going to dry out.

A few minutes later comes a text saying "just kidding"... fucking troll dad knew exactly what was going on.

[–]Boredom_rage 4 points5 points ago

Cue you checking for cameras hidden around the house?

[–]Vandalay1ndustries -1 points0 points ago

As a troll parENT I can tell you I have several cameras hidden all over my house, I mostly use them to see which kid ate my donuts though.

[–]Mr-Abernathy 2 points3 points ago

I ate your donuts

[–]Mr-Abernathy 2 points3 points ago

Funniest thing I've seen all day, good work elder ent

[–]D_Lizzle_420 1 point2 points ago

Not as bad as being mid blunt and hearing that garage door open. It happened to me. My logic at a [7] was go inside, lock my bedroom door, and act like I was sleeping. Then I forgot I left the dog outside.

[–]iKaytee 0 points1 point ago

nothing to see here nothing to see.

[–]ToxicInsanity4 0 points1 point ago

I've had this happen. You're just like, "shit! Shit! Shit! Retreat!"

[–]StonedMaudDib 0 points1 point ago

Laught for 5 minutes straight @ [0]. Gorilla walking like a human. lol

[–]Tyler182 0 points1 point ago

My moms garage door opener is broken, so I have to just hope I hear her car door shut or the horn honk when she locks it.

[–]ImAFlyingWhale 0 points1 point ago

So... Bigfoot.

[–]brendanp8 0 points1 point ago

Tanline.

[–]mojo923 0 points1 point ago

lmfaoooo!!!!!

[–]FunnyTaco 0 points1 point ago

man this is one of the best posts from this week, soo true

[–]youropinionman420 0 points1 point ago

Just gonna step outside real qui.. OH FUCK SHIT RETREAT RETREAT!!!

[–]PhillipPriddy 0 points1 point ago

I wish my brain was put into a gorilla's body. that way, i could walk down the street, and people would be all "Oh shit! that's a Gorilla!!! oh he waved! now he's rolling a joint...Damn! i wanna chill with that gorilla!!"

[–]where_are_the_trees -2 points-1 points ago

[–]StuMiley -2 points-1 points ago

I can't up vote this enough....

[–]howtokillyourself -5 points-4 points ago

Ha ha I know that feel bro gotta stash that shit an act like ur doin work or some shit lmao