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Having sex at an [8] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]himdudemanguy 28 points29 points ago

Thank god there are others. I thought I was the only one who has had the girl turn into a fire breathing monster.

[–]vertigo1083 27 points28 points ago

This is called marriage.

[–]Big_Pingas 5 points6 points ago

THIS.

[–]ediddy206 13 points14 points ago

so are you santa or the reindeer?

[–]WailingWalrus 34 points35 points ago

I wish I knew what it felt like at a [0] :(

[–]Riotmaker 17 points18 points ago

Aww.... One day buddy.

[–]DaltonBreitz 8 points9 points ago

not with an attitude like that

[–]rustyknucklez 11 points12 points ago

I just read as he only has sex when he's high

[–]hellasiqbro42069 5 points6 points ago

Stop wishin' and start bonin'! There's people out there for everyone, you just have to go meet them.

[–]jerpsonderpson 8 points9 points ago

*meat them

[–]UnrulyFrog 3 points4 points ago

Good to meet girl in park; better to park meat in girl.

[–]dlos22 3 points4 points ago

These guys just gotta start slaying dragons and swamp pigs. Then you can move onto the better prize "the princess". The prince never gets the princess with out slaying a few dragons.

Hopefully lesson learned!! :)

Ride hard and god speed

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Oh god, that analogy.

[–]hewomahjuji 1 point2 points ago

He could always start with fat girls with low self esteem and work his way up

[–]dnrchy1 0 points1 point ago

Yeah man, it's super easy to find a whore. And if youre a woman... well you know haha

[–]ThomasTheDankEngine 1 point2 points ago

No whores whore themselves to me :(

[–]azc0021 8 points9 points ago

Dude... C'mon, you are ThomasTheDankEngine. What bitch wouldn't wanna hop on board and grease down your tracks? Full steam ahead my friENT, full steam ahead. Ps- Whores like jewelry and Italian food.

[–]DaltonBreitz 11 points12 points ago

just no mexican food and anal

[–]nvkhuang 2 points3 points ago

oh god

[–]dnrchy1 1 point2 points ago

thats why you must use alpha dog tactics

[–]virnovus 2 points3 points ago

It's not as good. All awkwardness and performance anxiety and bedsprings digging into your knees and elbows. At least initially.

It is good to get past that mental block though.

[–]monkeymagoo 2 points3 points ago

My first time was in an attic so I didn't have to worry about springs. There were some old ass nails though.

[–]LostSoles 2 points3 points ago

I bet!

[–]monkeymagoo 1 point2 points ago

Surprisingly, not bullshit. We were just Chillin in the attic after smokin, and then bing badda boom, the magic happened

[–]LostSoles 1 point2 points ago

fair enough, good on ya then.

[–]nvkhuang 0 points1 point ago

wow i need to bring girls to chill in my attic more often lol

[–]monkeymagoo 1 point2 points ago

Her attic. Works just as well

[–]ANONANONONO 1 point2 points ago

Here's an idea - think of having sex like bird watching. You walk through the park hoping to find a match. Some times you only see birds that just aren't the right ones. When you see one that you think is right, you don't over-react, you just act. You don't freeze up, you just approach as you would with any bird.

[–]shutup_shinji 0 points1 point ago

Unless you can't even approach any bird. In which case you just grab your binoculars and watch from afar.

Or maybe that's just me.

[–]ANONANONONO 0 points1 point ago

Don't be scared of birds, man.

[–]ooogaboogah 1 point2 points ago

Dude I once had that mentality but I hit college and was like, "Fuck this shit I'm gonna slay some fine bitches."

All about the confidence man. Everyone was right.

[–]TiadTheHero 5 points6 points ago

Just make sure you have sex with them before you slay them, not after. Necrophilia just doesn't seem as good.

[–]JCN3 0 points1 point ago

Take your time man. It'll come just wait it out and make moves when the times right.

[–]joeywalla -4 points-3 points ago

R/seduction

The only thing holding you back is you. Start today, there's no time but the present.

[–]hellasiqbro42069 10 points11 points ago

Have seen this gif 91239129381238273918273581235 times. But sex, yay!!

[–]hellasiqbro42069 13 points14 points ago

hehh.. hehh... "but(t) sex"

[–]sarahmj13 0 points1 point ago

high butt sex.....yes

[–]LostSoles 6 points7 points ago

canalbis? fuck i tried..

[–]dnrchy1 2 points3 points ago

bwaahhhh!

[–]TheRealYM 0 points1 point ago

Same, and every time I see it, it's better than the time before. Kind of like sex.

[–]TosinAbasi 19 points20 points ago

its nothing like this

[–]Riotmaker 9 points10 points ago

I get too fucking lazy sometimes

[–]Dr_Twatson 1 point2 points ago

All of the posts like this on this subreddit remind me of the 15 year old that says "Have you ever tried acid? Man you'll see some crazy shit like your house flying away, and your TV talking to you, I even saw a dragon eat my mom!"

[–]monkeymagoo 1 point2 points ago

I could see having sex on shrooms being like this

[–]co_alpine 2 points3 points ago

it is much worse! it is crazy as hell when you’re trying to do a good job and you look over and all the stuff animals she has (she was 19 so no pedo) came over to watch and cheer me on. They were jumping around and mickey mouse came over and gave me a high five at one point. I then look up and all the objects in the pictures are dancing around and having a good time. then I look down and she turns into a wooden person, and melts into the bed.
let's just say it makes it very hard to keep a solid performance going with all that going on, too much pressure to just go running around in the room. but then, I ate a LOT that night.....

[–]crisk21 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure you took shrooms? Seeing things that aren't there (Mickey Mouse giving you a high five) sounds more like acid.

[–]Derpoline 0 points1 point ago

Is it physically possible for a guy to even get it up while on shrooms?

[–]crisk21 0 points1 point ago

I don't know. I tried masturbating on shrooms but their faces were all morphed so I got scared and stopped.

[–]co_alpine 0 points1 point ago

I had no issues at the start, but it took a lot of work to keep your mind on the game.

[–]co_alpine 0 points1 point ago

100%, unless they were laced but it was from a good frient.

[–]ThomasTheDankEngine 0 points1 point ago

OH MISTER ABASI

[–]SAP_in_RL 2 points3 points ago

He was just standing there bored and then suddenly, high sex.

[–]itisthumper 3 points4 points ago

Sex at [8] = major cotton mouth

[–]BrutalPrince 3 points4 points ago

where is this from

[–]chelseaott 2 points3 points ago

Yep. I can vouch for this, once again. Happened last night after eating 2 fresh special rice krispie treats :o

[–]iamtrees420 2 points3 points ago

This god is like the super repost

[–]IamTooDamHigh 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering where this video would go..............then it happened and I completely agreed with your post. Haha

[–]adarkwindblows 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]holycraprhinos 1 point2 points ago

i don't give any fucks how many times i see this gif. it is the best goddamn gif ever.

[–]ANONANONONO 0 points1 point ago

for your lack of fucks concerning dissent of your own opinion on the day of your cakening, I present you with one upvote.

[–]wake_n_bake 0 points1 point ago

What about this gif?

[–]Afromonk3y 1 point2 points ago

Lost my virginity to my gf last monday, we were both blazed as fuck, and I felt like a god on a flying chariot.

[–]asstasm 1 point2 points ago

Comedy gold http://i.imgur.com/ldM1o.gif

[–]smithjj789 1 point2 points ago

If i see this gif again in the next 2 weeks...

[–]where_are_the_trees 8 points9 points ago

[–]TheRealYM 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]floppykittens 3 points4 points ago

it's pretty hard to make up you're own OC these days isn't it ents.

[–]Oxyrotin 1 point2 points ago

How many times is this going to get reposted under a different title...

[–]Megadajik 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand the plot here, but I get the imagery.

[–]afrotreetrunk 0 points1 point ago

I don't really see where you are going with this one

[–]HobbsietheTiger 0 points1 point ago

Must have been terrible for you Jack...

[–]tvelev92 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]nee617 0 points1 point ago

YES! Only usually it's just really tie-dye esk to me lol

[–]Equallyyours 0 points1 point ago

I just LOLed so hard. This is perfect.

[–]harvestmoon64 0 points1 point ago

Should be retitled to Taking a hit of DMT.

[–]Big_Pingas 0 points1 point ago

Can one even have sex while on DMT? O.o

[–]ale2h 0 points1 point ago

Best.

[–]latinagringa2121 0 points1 point ago

Having sex on acid .

[–]tchong420 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]lifeguardEnts 0 points1 point ago

I literally said, "oh no not this one again.." - repost but uptoked for high sex.

[–]youropinionman420 0 points1 point ago

cute gif, where'd ya get it?

[–]Faded_Chucks 3 points4 points ago

Internets.

[–]eamantite 0 points1 point ago

You fuck animals?

[–]stonedintheattic 0 points1 point ago

OP is a reindeer rapist

[–]t3hrabb1t 0 points1 point ago

didn't see that one coming...

[–]xBlazinTreesx 0 points1 point ago

Lost my shit in the middle of my design class, now dealing with weird looks. Thanks for that

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

High sex. That is all.

[–]big_ol_boners -1 points0 points ago

High sex while toke, feelsgoodman. GGF

[–]DaltonBreitz -1 points0 points ago

i just see that deer going... yeeeeeaAAAAAAAAahhhhhhh!

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[–]Big_Pingas 0 points1 point ago

Woah man. Just smoke another bowl and calm down. :o

[–]digmachine -1 points0 points ago

how did you get the footage from my brain?!?

[–]DJMattB241 -1 points0 points ago

I actually made a BWAH! noise when the change happened. Hilarious!

[–]tehchives -1 points0 points ago

where the hell is his fourth leg after transformation [5]

[–]SamArtYeah -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else laugh for 10 minutes?

[–]PLSBRY_DOBOY -1 points0 points ago

Wat does the [8] stand for? Sorry new here

[–]Radioactive24 -2 points-1 points ago

Man, if you can function enough to have sex at an [8], you aren't at an [8].

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