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[–]NasalSnack 3 points4 points ago

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[–]blore40 5 points6 points ago

Bloody?

[–]isaackleiner 10 points11 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheSporkening 10 points11 points ago

My wife said "Where is the wine?"

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 1 point2 points ago

They should add the boxed wine somewhere near there.

[–]Gizmo9682 0 points1 point ago

I live in pennsylvania.. this isnt an option.

[–]mazumi 0 points1 point ago

If I was PMSsing and my fiance brought home boxed wine, I'd throw it at his face. Shit's nasty.

[–]lonerdottie 0 points1 point ago

If I was PMSing and my fiance came home AT ALL, I'd never let him go.

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 0 points1 point ago

I have honestly never had boxed wine.

[–]mazumi -1 points0 points ago

I even like cheap wine like Yellow Tail and it's too gross for me. Very very harsh and the hangovers...oh god...

[–]Talisk3r 1 point2 points ago

yea the hangovers off boxed wine are clearly not worth it, spend $2 more and avoid the hangover, it will be money well spent

[–]andshewas_45 -1 points0 points ago

Was going to post the same question.

[–]woeb0t 8 points9 points ago

They really should put more expensive chocolate there. They're missing an opportunity here. I love chocolate on my period, but Hershey's is always bad.

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 3 points4 points ago

The Reese's are good enough for me. I don't need the fancy kind of chocolate, just junk food. Bad milk chocolate is still good.

[–]Pookish 0 points1 point ago

My go to chocolate is a little polish candy called a kukulka. It's fucking amazing. Imagine a chocolate outer shell that you suck on, and on the inside is a gooey chocolate center that has just a hint of some other delicious ingredient (I have no idea what, but this shit is GOOD).

This is what they look like if anyone is interested.

[–]IHaertFartsmell 10 points11 points ago

They bait the ladies with the beautiful beautiful chocolate right where and when they need it the most, and then they hide the fucking Midol in some other obscure location. It's like an emotionally dangerous game of scavenger hunt.

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 0 points1 point ago

It is always fucking impossible to find Midol.

[–]mazumi 2 points3 points ago

My store puts it right next to the pads and tampons. Your store is an asshole.

[–]Pannecake 0 points1 point ago

my store puts it with condoms, pregnancy tests, etc. I just buy some muthafuckin ibuprofen since its essentially the same thing. Also I rarely buy tampons/pads when on my period. I always buy them a week in advance if I'm out... and usually in the three months supply...because my boyfriend hates going out and buying them for me... not because he's embarrassed.... but because he doesn't like shopping without me.

[–]rawrc 35 points36 points ago

Why is it fucking genius? Fuck you. Just because I'm on my period doesn't make me a fat cow. Is that what you think I am? A fat cow? Fucking look at me! Coward. You're a coward and I hate you. Why don't you tell me you love me more? You hate me! All I've ever said I is I love you and you still hate me!

PS. Fuck you.

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 6 points7 points ago

MIDOL.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Midol only helps with cramps/headaches... not with the mood swings

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 6 points7 points ago

I don't know, usually with me, I'm not mood swinging as much when I'm not in pain.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Touche

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb 1 point2 points ago

By rainbow Fiji, are you implying that you are a gay member of Phi Gamma Delta?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

No... I am not. But if I was that would be pretty cool.

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry! I've never seen it and a friend texted it to me, thought he had taken it himself. I searched for it on TinEye and nothing came up.

[–]DaUsed 1 point2 points ago

Comes up just fine for me. Try karma decay before you repost unoriginal content.

[–]AREYOUSauRuS -1 points0 points ago

Come'on, get off her case.... it's only been posted 14+ times in the past month. Who actually gets on reddit more than once a month anyhow?

(had 10 based on your KD link, but someone elses shows 14 for the past month, but now I'm sure it's more than that)

[–]AndThenThereWasMeep 0 points1 point ago

I get on reddit for a few hours on a daily basis and never have I seen this picture. So stop

[–]ParaChizzy 0 points1 point ago

upvote for you...

[–]MikeRowPhone 3 points4 points ago

That genius should join the high IQ society, Menses International.

[–]pineapplehugs 2 points3 points ago

A friend of mine had the idea to sell a combo box of pads, tampons, and assorted chocolates. One bar for each day of your period. That you inevitably eat all on the same day.

[–]forrestlumps 13 points14 points ago

It's also a repost.

[–]magnet513 7 points8 points ago

everything is a repost

[–]mathgod -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, but this is a rererererererererepost. It (or something similar) comes up on the front page at least a couple times a month.

[–]magnet513 1 point2 points ago

really? huh i havent seen it but those are really annoying

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

It's only been frontpaged twice before. It looks like the knights of new usually slam it back down but this one leaked through.

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mr_Rawrr 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking repost.

[–]ngtstkr 1 point2 points ago

Think of how many relationships that little cardboard chocolate display has saved.

[–]sparton192 1 point2 points ago

AMUBLANCE_ARTIST YOU ARE A MONSTER http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/yktea.jpg

[–]HiItsBrandon 0 points1 point ago

Burn the witch!

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I'm sorry! I searched for it on TinEye and nothing came up! My friend texted it to me and I thought he had taken it himself.

[–]sparton192 0 points1 point ago

[–]bwaredapenguin 1 point2 points ago

repost alert.....scratch that, i mean reddit alert

[–]TheIrateGlaswegian 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking this was like the "Head & Shoulders"/Knees/Toes product shelf image (that I can't find), so I was reading this as Always/Reeses/Always/Pure Hersheys. Which didn't seem genius to me.

[–]armoredporpoise 1 point2 points ago

The store actually does that stuff on purpose. Its all about making dollars per square foot and if moving items next to each other to yield purchase combos like this then that's certainly whats going to be done.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

Cue emotional women beating each other over the head with grocery baskets over the last Hershey bar.

[–]IHaertFartsmell 0 points1 point ago

I KNOW you didn't lay a hand on my Butter Finger

[–]Knezzy 0 points1 point ago

There's gonna be lots of stressed out women shopping that thing. It's nowhere large enough..

[–]Ambulance_Artist[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Seriously, I will buy that entire thing if I feel shitty enough.

[–]vrscdx07 0 points1 point ago

Marketing 101...

[–]thechad45 0 points1 point ago

I don't think Hershey's has the necessary absorption power. Reese's, maybe...

[–]Derekabutton 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... Walmart. I stock the shelves in the pharmacy department.

[–]nastypoker 0 points1 point ago

I got hersheys mixed up with the jolly rancher story

[–]twist3dl0gic 0 points1 point ago

You know what would be better? The actual comfort food I crave, like calzones and whiskey and bacon/cheese covered everything.

[–]Pannecake 1 point2 points ago

I'd prefer wine and assorted cheeses, fruits, and maybe a little bit of chocolate, also black olives.... yeah...that sounds good.

[–]twist3dl0gic 0 points1 point ago

All of those sound delicious. Except for the chocolate. Unless it's semi-dark chocolate chips on top of peanutbutter toast. But hey, to each their own!

[–]Pannecake 1 point2 points ago

dark bakers chocolate :D

[–]jamboogy 0 points1 point ago

is this in the UK? fucking hope so. impossible to find reese's cups here

[–]asmel 0 points1 point ago

Was just at a closing earlier today (to buy a house) and there was a nice big candy dish on the center of the table. All four women in the room had a candy bar at the same time; the only man in the room didn't eat any. It was pretty funny.

[–]Punkrockprincess 0 points1 point ago

Wish I could find a store that did this. It would make things SOOO much easier! When it comes to your time of the month you don't want to walk down every single freakin isle to find 3 small items. Now I want some chocolate..

[–]jackchange 0 points1 point ago

This is a fucking repost.

[–]Multisyllabic 0 points1 point ago

Pure repost.

[–]cozmosmashzu 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost!!!

[–]grenaidster 0 points1 point ago

REPOST MOTHERFUCKER

[–]opboxs 0 points1 point ago

Ladies of reddit unite in up-voting this post!!!

[–]Mellih17 0 points1 point ago

"Cool! More period-related reposts! I care so much about the mood wings and bullshit that women like to complain about!" - Said no one, ever.

[–]xXMind_tricksXx 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Tori1313 0 points1 point ago

Good marketing strategy

[–]soupbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Should have put Dove chocolate there.

[–]Unholy-Knight 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS A FUCKING REPOST

[–]dWhites 0 points1 point ago

Dear god. This has been reposted more then I care to count. I never count past 7.

[–]Fuglypump 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like o_O but then I was like :D

[–]teetoris 0 points1 point ago

this is a repost

[–]Rallerboy888 0 points1 point ago

'Tis but a repost

[–]Kiltsoftly 0 points1 point ago

This is a fucking genius post I've seen at least three times already. ;)

[–]dom65659 -4 points-3 points ago

You know what would be even better? Chocolate that doesn't taste like shit.

[–]chalklady0 -2 points-1 points ago

What, isn't that where the chocolate belongs?

[–]chalklady0 1 point2 points ago

Dark chocolate contains alkaloids which reduce tension, stress and physical symptoms of P.M.S. Men do not receive the same benefits.Google Dark chocolate-pms, READ any of the top replies. Dark chocolate is a treatment for P.M.S.