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[–]actonesceneone 16 points17 points ago

Given the shit news in my hometown, i'm incredibly intrigued to see where that dildo came from!

[–]chirgalfrog[S] 23 points24 points ago

Apparently from a stripper's vagina..

[–]actonesceneone 9 points10 points ago

You made my day!

[–]unknown_name 2 points3 points ago

Bazinga!

[–]Drebusch 2 points3 points ago

Bajingo!

[–]backwaterbob 8 points9 points ago

I just want to know how to win that family pass to the wiggles!

[–]JaSkynyrd 3 points4 points ago

"And wait till you hear how much it costs!"

[–]spacemonkey0042 5 points6 points ago

This is totally newsworthy. Any day of the week I would read on to find this dildo's origin.

[–]MacScissor 2 points3 points ago

So, where DID it came from?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I know. I'm still waiting over here, too.

[–]Turkster 2 points3 points ago

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html

Northern Territory Australia is a bit of a weird place.

[–]Ibeatthegods 5 points6 points ago

Sooooo many reposts...

[–]tmwks22 1 point2 points ago

I bet that pearl necklace had something to do with it...

[–]tonyvila 1 point2 points ago

Murder, however, is far less important.

[–]Kalanth 1 point2 points ago

So where did it come from?

[–]whatahitson 1 point2 points ago

Is there ever a big news day in Australia's Northern Territory?

[–]hepalopala 1 point2 points ago

There was that guy that decapitated his neighbour and took of into the bush.

[–]AJMorgan 1 point2 points ago

I saw this with a post titled "Spider-Granny" underneath it...

[–]NahnaBear 1 point2 points ago

Well where did it come from?!?!

[–]uchiha2 0 points1 point ago

all I want is to read this article!

[–]SpiritStudent 0 points1 point ago

I must know where it came from. Don't leave me hanging OP.

[–]Surfacetovolume 1 point2 points ago

OP delivered. (above)

[–]SpiritStudent 1 point2 points ago

So he did. But I still want to read the article.

[–]Ekhart 0 points1 point ago

From the bride's happy cannon?

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

No... typical tabloid news day.

[–]JoeBoarder 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to guess the dildo bazooka from Jackass 3.

[–]rocopotomus 0 points1 point ago

Just read the article - the author is a wordsmith of awesome calibre

[–]courpsey 0 points1 point ago

Why are there no crocodile stories in my newspaper?!

[–]jspliff1 -1 points0 points ago

[–]digbus -1 points0 points ago

Repost vs reddit - reposts are winning