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[–]plepord 236 points237 points ago

No. None of you even know the pain I go through.

I recently started a new job as a nurse and I am being trained by a nurse in her 60's. We do the majority of our charting and medication administration on the computers. The first 3 days of work I still had not received my computer log ins so I had to do all my computer stuff with her. Oh. My. Gosh.

It takes her about 30 seconds to move the mouse to the place she wants and click on something. If the computer starts working slower or doesn't respond all the way her first instinct is to unplug it. She also cannot grasp the concept of the refresh button on our labs so when looking for a new lab value she will log out and log back in to make it appear. I think the real kicker though was when she was trying to explain a new system to me. She brought up a word document explaining the system complete with pictures. She kept trying to click the different tabs in the pictures and was getting frustrated when they were not working. I explained that they were just pictures on the word document, not the actual program and she called me stupid. I really can't wait to get off training!!

[–]sweet_n_salty 26 points27 points ago

Try being an IT minion at a community health center and in 3 months you know more about the software systems and servers than your sup. I'm in charge of putting together procedure documents and walk through for updating our EMR and a few other things, and all 3 times in the past month, he's screwed it up so it wasn't working in the morning when patients started flooding in, and he's now blaming on my walk-through being wrong, even though myself and the other guy I work with have followed them and been fine!!

[–]forserial 16 points17 points ago

Look on the bright side you have job security because you are seen as a computer wizard. On a related note I'm working with a tech lead on a basic CRUD webapp and I just had a conversation that went like this:

Me: "No that's not an issue with the UI, it's a back-end issue with the data in the database."

Him: "You keep saying "back-end" do we have two databases because I'm looking at the database on the website?"

facepalm

[–]lukeman3000 2 points3 points ago

job security

[–]rootb33r 22 points23 points ago

I just had a revelation... in 20 years, our healthcare system will majorly cut costs, because people like your trainer will be retired.

All the young computer-savvy kids will be in the work force (god help us), and assuming no fancy shmancy new technology has been developed that we are inept at using, everyone will be so much more efficient!

[–]danjr 24 points25 points ago

I almost guarantee there will will be "fancy shmancy new technology" that we will be inept at using.

I have no proof to back that up, so maybe I shouldn't guarantee anything.

You know, I have no evidence or background to back up that claim either.

Pls ignore.

[–]reddit_poster_anon 2 points3 points ago

It seems people get locked into the tech that was available when they were young, and they don't adapt, because they stop caring. At 29 now, I grew up in the beginning of the home computing age. I accessed the Internet through a web browser. Now, while I understand how smartphone apps work, I prefer the workflow of apps hosted in a browser over those installed on my phone. I was a senior in college when facebook came out, so I got used to it. Now, a new social networking technology is thrown at us every couple months, and I pretty much ignore it.

[–]newloaf 44 points45 points ago

How about watching a 40-year-old professor drag the mouse across the screen, hover over the icon, look down at her mouse hand to ensure her finger was on the button and not scratching her ass, click once to select the program, then... very hesitantly... click a second time to open it. It's like watching bomb disposal but you're the one who's going to explode.

[–]ja4d 7 points8 points ago

I really don't think 40 is old enough to explain this behavior. Perhaps she's just, um, odd. - 48 year-old who has been using 'puters since 1985ish

[–]qdizztq 19 points20 points ago

I feel your pain, maybe even worse. I offered to help my sister's husband's dad learn to use a computer for the first time. Saying things like "Ok, click that icon" would lead to a response of "What does click mean?" Or when he was writing the email I will talk about later in this post, I said "Okay, press space bar" and his reply was "What's a space bar?" The whole concept of "opening a program", how a mouse can move a cursor on the screen, or even closing a "window" made absolutely zero sense to this man. He's a very bright man but computers were just 100% foreign to him. When I finally set up his email, he wanted to send his grandson an email and it took him about 5 full minutes to type "hi jay thisis granpa !!!" because he insisted he do it on his own.

[–]Cocomaan 22 points23 points ago

At least he tried to do it on his own, because I've had relatives that insist on dictating to me...

[–]likeakoshka 15 points16 points ago

Seriously, I prefer it this way. It's so much easier than trying to explain the same thing, over and over again.

[–]KickedbyaChicken 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, if I am helping my mom with the computer she immediately gives me the keyboard because I can go and make a sandwich in the time it would have taken her to write this post.

[–]LoveOfProfit 3 points4 points ago

My mom was like that, but I pushed through the pain and made her do it all on her own. She always wanted me to show her and then take notes in a notebook so she could check later, while I would force to to actually do it and try to figure it out on her own so that she actually remembered in the future. She was always scared that she'd break something, so I would tell her "there is nothing you can do to break the computer that I can't fix".

In the end it was worth it, and now she still comes to me with questions sometimes but she's got a handle on the basics and she's not afraid to figure things out on her own.

Had to do the same thing with cell phones.

[–]Dump-Truck 2 points3 points ago

As annoying as that is the process probably will be over 100 times more quickly that way.

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[–]sunchaos 2 points3 points ago

I know someone whose MacBook two-finger scroll goes the opposite direction from mine. It breaks my heart.

[–]BlueTongueSkink 2 points3 points ago

I totally feel your pain. I'm in a six person ob/gyn group where three of the physicians are over the age of 55, and I'm the de facto "tech guy". Hearing them crab about the inpatient EMR and computer physician order entry drives me nuts, and watching them handle the mouse and click slowly or in the wrong area drives me nuts. What should take three seconds takes 15 seconds or more. These are people who perform laparoscopic surgery for Pete's sake!!

[–]Cocomaan 4 points5 points ago

Ugh, the blows.

[–]P3chorin 25 points26 points ago

My dad reads every dialog box like it's a fucking contract.

[–]nastylittleman 509 points510 points ago

She's almost as pretty as Stop Girl.

[–]Schnix 282 points283 points ago

I KNEW someone was gonna post it. And I'm happy about it.

[–]nastylittleman 114 points115 points ago

I live to serve.

Plus, I got to look at Stop Girl again.

Win / win.

[–]ctborder 29 points30 points ago

Thank you for that. Ohh how pretty she is.

[–]vishalb777 10 points11 points ago

Don't forget the karma

[–]postposter 2 points3 points ago

AMA Request: Stop Girl

[–]Fushigidane 6 points7 points ago

"Are you the girl that looks at the camera, smiles, and yells stop?"

"Yes."

"..."

"..."

"Umm... You single?"

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 42 points43 points ago

I was smiling before the comment page loaded because I just knew... I just knew she would get to see me again

[–]jerrylundegaard 128 points129 points ago

AMA request: Stop Girl.

[–]dressedAsDog 129 points130 points ago

Cut the bullshit:

Pics request: Stop Girl

[–]Afootlongdong 118 points119 points ago

Gonewild request: Stop Girl

[–]admvb[!] 136 points137 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]newloaf 10 points11 points ago

Sometimes you have to ask for the nice things to get them.

[–]HamzasSister 24 points25 points ago

this is why we have reddit

[–]TheB3RG 23 points24 points ago

Yes everyone, he just did that.

[–]RunningWithBeer 38 points39 points ago

I was expecting something much better when I clicked that link.

[–]strigen 24 points25 points ago

Wow, first time I've seen someone link Reddit while on Reddit.

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[–]MrPeppa 9 points10 points ago

No! We will have atleast one female we don't sexualize. Please! Please let us do this one thing!

[–]tiborbelay 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks she is saying "No", not "Stop"?

[–]OMGSX 14 points15 points ago

Stop Girl

Let's Go Girl?

[–]flyingturdmonster 14 points15 points ago

Further suggestions would be welcome at r/GirlsWatchingSports.

[–]MVolta 8 points9 points ago

excellent, now i can watch both gifs at the same time

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[–]duckstaped 242 points243 points ago

that finger ಠ_ಠ

[–]KazMux 266 points267 points ago

[–]Chanz 55 points56 points ago

That's so fucking creepy...

[–]Thydamine 14 points15 points ago

Oh fuck this.

[–]EchoKnox 40 points41 points ago

Just laughed more than I should have

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I'm sitting here in awe of how easily the last 4 gifs I saw went from yea, to yeeaaaa, to fuck ye-wtf, to what am I doing with my life...

[–]Cryptophagist 8 points9 points ago

Oh thank you this shit made me burst out laughing.

[–]Vengeant 25 points26 points ago

It looks like she got it fixed. This is a picture she posted on twitter: https://yfrog.com/kg99060787j:tw1

[–]Alexithymia 6 points7 points ago

Wasn't expecting that!

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 207 points208 points ago

perfect body, perfect face, ERMAGHAD FINNER

1/20 would not bang.

[–]WigginIII 107 points108 points ago

[–]dressedAsDog 29 points30 points ago

That'd feel awesome on my prostate.

[–]jeff_ct 38 points39 points ago

YOU FUCKING RUINED IT!!! I watched that so many times and never noticed it, until now. ಠ_ಠ

[–]acog 3 points4 points ago

Extremely relevant (although crappy audio quality)

[–]Macpunk 11 points12 points ago

What in the holy fuck happened to her finger?!

I mean, I'd still bang her like gong, but handjobs are probably out of the question.

[–]Menzlo 11 points12 points ago

why?

[–]Macpunk 55 points56 points ago

I'm shallow and chicks are insecure about their imperfections.

[–]Maxables 18 points19 points ago

You may be shallow, but you're damn honest.

[–]dressedAsDog 7 points8 points ago

Michael Strahan fingers

video

If you are so surprised about her fingers you are gonna find these nsfl.

[–]WigginIII 7 points8 points ago

Probably what happened to my friend, he fell and his pinky caught his weight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk1Z3pj5bCo possible NSFL

[–]FilsDeCric 15 points16 points ago

Clicked on this thread just to see her. Thanks!

[–]wholetyouinhere 5 points6 points ago

It's almost as if cameras are operated by dudes... It's as if they're picking out these girls on purpose or something.

[–]stixone 4 points5 points ago

so i just noticed the guy on the top left corner...

[–]twinglockfortys 32 points33 points ago

No, she IS prettier.

[–]wolvmatt 6 points7 points ago

I hate how you always have to make everything a competition.

[–]notcoolbrooo 9 points10 points ago

Oh yeah? I bet I could hate it more than you.

[–]hidemeplease 4 points5 points ago

Is she really saying stop? Looks to me like she is saying no, either that or she forgot the p at the end of stop.

[–]desertjedi85 6 points7 points ago

I just watched that for 15 minutes. Now I can't stop smiling.

[–]WeirdSmells 7 points8 points ago

A hot chick and a UofA fan. Awesome. Tucson for life

[–]colarg 5 points6 points ago

I came for Stop Girl, not disappointed. I don't know why, but everytime she says STOP! i immediately respond ....No, YOU STOP!

So weird

[–]Kuina 73 points74 points ago

Use Google Chrome instead...no Mom, the internet isn't deleted.

[–]finalsight 36 points37 points ago

My mom asked me a week after I installed Chrome on her computer "but what if I just want to use the internet, but don't want to google everything?"

I had no idea what that meant, and still don't. I just told her to use Chrome the same way she used IE. She looked frustrated and walked away. sIgH. Something about the browser being developed by Google was throwing her off I think.

[–]jjzippo 55 points56 points ago

Old people don't recognize browsers, just start up pages. So what she was complaining about is she didn't get MSN or whatever her old startup page was.

[–]me_lurk_longtime 35 points36 points ago

God I hope I am not like this when I am old.

It scares me because it seams to be a symptom of all old people I encounter. Not caring about crap music or crap movies is one thing. Not being able to learn how to use something new that you have an interest in using is disturbing.

[–]chris_ut 38 points39 points ago

You in 50 years: "But son I just want to jack into the allweb." Son:"God Dad the neural interfaces are all the same it doesn't matter which cortex you use!"

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

Alternative ending: " please son show me how tie a fishing knot or string a bow"

[–]YouListening 4 points5 points ago

Dude, please I've got all my apocalypse/total-blackout training in the bag. I can hit a target with a bow that's moving from 50 yards.

I spent a lot of time at the archery range earlier in life.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

May the odds be ever in your favor!

[–]YouListening 7 points8 points ago

I will shoot you last.

[–]blu3ninja 4 points5 points ago

A bow that's moving, you say?

[–]MrPeppa 10 points11 points ago

You will be. You'll have just as much trouble getting your 3D hologram to work.

And your grandchildren will log onto their favorite timewasting virtual bars and complain about how their grandpa can't seem to understand how to get to the wibblywobbly using the timeywimey...stuff.

[–]Sentient545 2 points3 points ago

I don't think it's entirely an age thing. I mean obviously experience plays some role, but I find a lot of people just lack proficiency when it comes to intuitive thinking.

Computers are usually designed with a very intuition-based user interface to increase efficiency and ease of use. Some people just can't make the same leaps as others. It's more of a difference in thought patterns than it is raw IQ; I see many very intelligent people (young and old) that completely break down when it comes to modern technology.

[–]Cocomaan 7 points8 points ago

I think you're right. The vocab gap is jarring, though.

[–]fELLAbUSTA 7 points8 points ago

she probably thinks the search bar is only a search bar and doesn't also perform as the address bar.

[–]bethanyj 12 points13 points ago

My mom insisted that my computer wouldn't connect to her lousy internet because I used Google Chrome. "Its working fine with Internet Explorer!"

[–]WigginIII 27 points28 points ago

This is exactly what my mom says. Then she has a problem with IE and I tell her to use FF or Chrome and she just insists "I always have problems with those ones. What did you do to my computer? I bet its those damn games."

[–]Rellapardy 4 points5 points ago

Open up FF or Chrome, takes 5 minutes to load with 45 new toolbars "Those damn games ruined my computer, it worked just fine!"

[–]Word_Analyzer 7 points8 points ago

Why hello there Rellapardy! I am a bot!

I have studied your past comments here on Reddit to find out which words you use most frequently.

After analyzing 2172 unique words you've typed - I've found out these are your top 10 most used words:

[–]Rellapardy 9 points10 points ago

Damn, I have to increase my vocabulary.

[–]doomgiver98 5 points6 points ago

I think you're doing really well with your time because even his sister said she is into it.

[–]Avavee 8 points9 points ago

Tell her you'll take her up on her bet.

[–]Jlmjiggy 2 points3 points ago

A thousand times this. Whenever there is a problem she immediately blames me even though im the one who is always cleaning out her computer, defragging and scanning for viruses weekly to keep it working well. I know how to use a compiter much better than her too and its really frustrating to hear her complain when SHE messes up the computer or internet somehow.

[–]Dweide_Schrude 14 points15 points ago

ALWAYS make sure that you replace the icon with IE and say that the new texture makes the internet load faster.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 2 points3 points ago

O...M.....G.... It's genius!

[–]DreamOfTomorrow 4 points5 points ago

Mozilla is better for privacy though, wouldn't you agree?

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 64 points65 points ago

I wish I turned into a hot girl every time my parents screwed up something on the computer. I'd just install a ton of crappy programs that slow down the computer, then I'd go in the other room and look at myself naked. For hours.

[–]Rangourthaman_ 14 points15 points ago

Just look!? Damn, you must be the most chaste person on reddit. I know I would do things......things that are probably illegal in most countries.

[–]fanboat 16 points17 points ago

I, too, would use my new fingerprints and appearance to commit robberies and perhaps murders.

[–]somisinformed 46 points47 points ago

Just wait until you get a job. You make 40k they all make 150k and they still don't know how to use a mouse, or alt tab or copy and paste. WTF YOU WERE WORKING WHEN EXCEL AND THE COMPUTER WERE INVENTED WHY YOU NOT LEARN THEM BETTER IN 30 YEARS THAN WE DID IN 4

[–]Dump-Truck 20 points21 points ago

This is what gets me. I can totally understand a career construction worker or mechanic in his 50s not knowing how to use a computer at all. But how can some one who has had a job producing reports in Microsoft Word still not know how to use it after 15 years?

[–]deadymcstevejobs 12 points13 points ago

I don't think this "I just don't understand it" excuse should be valid anymore. Personal computers and the need to interact with them has been essential to the economy for around 20 years now. You either learn to adapt or become obsolete, we shouldn't have to cater to someone who doesn't want to learn how to do their job the right way.

[–]grantly0711 4 points5 points ago

100% this. My boss makes probably 3x what I do, and watching him chicken peck at a keyboard is like watching a two-year-old "play" the piano.

[–]raven12456 2 points3 points ago

I got severely reamed the other day when my boss came in and asked about some info on a quote. I said sure and I'll bring it up on the network. He then got extremely upset that I didn't have a hard copy folder with all the info and emails printed off in it. You can guess what I've been doing the last two weeks with two extra filing cabinets.

[–]ctborder 60 points61 points ago

It is quite frustrating.

[–]InstigatorNY 67 points68 points ago

My dad types with one finger. By the time he gets to google I steal the keyboard with force.

[–]melance 74 points75 points ago

MOOOoooooove

[–]YuriTheAmishDr 29 points30 points ago

Oh by the way... you're welcome!

[–]WigginIII 16 points17 points ago

I watch my girlfriend work on her laptop in the slowest way possible it seems. Uses the little touch pad, selects text, right clicks, selects copy, pulls up other document, right clicks, selects paste.

OMFG Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, DONE

[–]TheRealSamBell 13 points14 points ago

My mom still calls Mozilla "Godzilla", and no, she isn't trying to be funny.

[–]rbsklz 12 points13 points ago

Better than "where's the internet gone" when IE icon disappears from desktop. I installed chrome for my mum and get the obligatory "so that's the internet now?"

[–]Mixed-Signals 17 points18 points ago

Use the IE icon for Chrome. Ta-da!

[–]Thydamine 2 points3 points ago

I know I'm in for a hell of a time when someone calls and says "My 'E' is gone, how do I mail?"

[–]HandsomeDan 11 points12 points ago

My dad does the same. And he cannot understand the difference between the address bar and the google search bar no matter how many times I explain it. I finally gave up and now he thinks you have to google search the name of a website then click on the link in the results to access any site. I fear that if I correct him now we'll lose all the progress it took so long to get to this point.

[–]ctborder 21 points22 points ago

We must be related. My dads pecks at the keyboard and in the time it takes him to write one paragraph I've already sent about ten emails. We work together, so the struggle is constant.

Side note, I built him a Ubuntu Linux box just to stop him from getting viruses. I'm waiting for the day he manages to fuck it up.

[–]zoidb0rg 16 points17 points ago

I just don't understand what sort of ghetto porn sites my parents must be going to that they get so many viruses. I traverse some shady corners of the internet and somehow never get one.

[–]ctborder 16 points17 points ago

Just the act of putting ad block on firefox caused my Father great pains when we still had a PC. He said, "I like seeing the ads." Then I knew that he was a true monster who needed to be stopped.

[–]TheLastBadger 7 points8 points ago

Your mom needs her donkey porn.

[–]eythian 2 points3 points ago

I did the same thing for my parents. Tech support calls fell dramatically, and it's been working solid for years.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 4 points5 points ago

Ugh. The worst is that older co-worker you have who does this, who is writing a report next to you, pecking each letter one at a time, writing at such ludicrous speeds as about a sentence an hour. I will never understand how someone who spends so much time typing cant type with more than two fingers. Ugh.

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 2 points3 points ago

Oh the columbus method. Scan and land.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 17 points18 points ago

Getting them to double click has knocked at least five years off my life.

[–]ctborder 12 points13 points ago

Yes, but how do I get to solitaire?

[–]JohnAbruzzi 4 points5 points ago

My dad whines at me for playing games all day and that it will break the computer when he spends most of his time playing solitaire or chess titans. What does he think computers are being built with super graphics cards and processors are for? It's the only reason Intel and AMD are pushing end consumer processors.

[–]ctborder 8 points9 points ago

Show him spider solitaire. He'll be elbow deep and too busy to complain about gaming.

[–]MrPeppa 3 points4 points ago

My dad is a computer engineer and he keeps telling me that my playing games is why a computer runs slower as time goes by. I hope to god he's trolling me and its just his way to get me to play less games since he hates games with a passion.

[–]zoidb0rg 3 points4 points ago

When I was a kid my parents always yelled at me for installing games because it would "slow down the computer". They thought(and probably still do, since I obviously don't know what I'm talking about) that the more stuff on your hard drive, the slower your computer will run.

[–]JohnAbruzzi 2 points3 points ago

Before I became a 'computer nerd', I knew nothing and our old yard sale Win 95 computer came up with memory errors (I now know it meant RAM but back then we though it was hard drive space). When we bought a new machine from a store, it was really expensive and my dad was very strict about it. I once got in trouble for saving a favourite on IE6 because it would waste the memory and break it. Now I'm usually download torrents at 5mb/s

[–]fassaction 23 points24 points ago

My mom is pretty computer savy, as she has worked for a law firm for 15 years....has been using a computer the whole time.

I dont know why, but as soon as I ask my mom to follow some simple instructions, her IQ suddenly drops about a 100 points.

"Click the start button? What is this "start button" you are talking about? Is it near the clock?"

My father....hes just a riot. He hates computers, never uses them...I played a little trick on him a few years ago. I popped off a bunch of the keys and switched them around. He kept typing, looking up at the screen and then furiously hitting the back space. He finally wised up to my antics and said "Alright...whos been fucking with my keyboard?"

[–]worstchristmasever 2 points3 points ago

That's cruel, man.

[–]LimaEchoCharlie 19 points20 points ago

I have the same reaction in my head to 98% of the questions I receive as an IT support person for a public university. (I deal only with faculty, not students.)

[–]Dweide_Schrude 28 points29 points ago

Me: "You say your laptop won't work... when's the last time you plugged it in?"

Them: "Three days ago, but it's a Mac, so it's OK. They're better than Windows you know."

Me: You got into college??

[–]LimaEchoCharlie 18 points19 points ago

hahaha i can't upvote this enough.

Professor: "The internet isn't working!"

Me: "Are you on campus, connected to the network?"

Professor: "No, I already connected and downloaded the internet."

Me: /facepalm

true story

[–]Dweide_Schrude 2 points3 points ago

It really was great training for me. I am much more aware of my body language and facial expressions in conversations than I was before that job. It pays off in big ways.

Plus, I re-imaged an entire lab of computers with Halo as a part of the image. So there's that.

[–]UseThe4s 22 points23 points ago

Not my parents, but my completely computer illiterate aunt.

"So how do I look up 'such and such'"

"I don't know, just google it."

Opens IE, MSN as homepage, types 'Google' into Bing search bar, opens link to google.

"Okay, what now?"

"Umm, just search for it"

"Well how do I do that?"

Wat?

[–]JesFine 17 points18 points ago

This is the weirdest thing. A few days ago, my mom said she didn't know how to search for stuff on the internet. It went something like this:

Mom (frustrated): "I just don't know how to find the stuff I want to find!"

Me: "Just type what you are looking for into the search box on Google."

Mom: "I can do that but I just don't know what to type! Like, what if I wanted to find recipes for meatloaf, what would I type?!?!"

Me: (mouth agape)

Mom: "See? Not so easy is it?" (walks away smugly)

I would love someone to explain this.

[–]ButterMyBiscuit 3 points4 points ago

This just made me rage more than anything else in this thread so far.

[–]Phyrion01 31 points32 points ago

What is this from and who is that chick?

[–]cimple 40 points41 points ago

UCLA beating Texas in football two years ago.

[–]misterclay 23 points24 points ago

I was there. It was sad.

[–]fpe23 8 points9 points ago

It was a sad year indeed.

[–]s1ncere 10 points11 points ago

Same here. Hookem.

[–]Smellmyhand 2 points3 points ago

There too. Really upsetting year.

[–]afterforever21 5 points6 points ago

\m/

[–]snokyguy 2 points3 points ago

you sure it wasn't Iowa State beating texas 2 years ago? I road tripped down for that game. AWESOME

[–]stratocastification 2 points3 points ago

So many UCLA fans were there. So much heartbreak was had.

[–]saiga762 144 points145 points ago

[–]Phyrion01 41 points42 points ago

:(

[–]chewy7979 6 points7 points ago

The flame of Anor is only so powerful my friend.

[–]Menzlo 6 points7 points ago

flawless

[–]myegoiscontrollingme 54 points55 points ago

Looks like a Texas Longhorns game. Probably one in which we were losing. Again.

[–]afterforever21 7 points8 points ago

I blame Gilbert.

[–]wiseapple 3 points4 points ago

You and most of the Longhorn Nation. Poor guy. Have an upvote for making me chuckle.

[–]Bodhisattva314 14 points15 points ago

you wish you were as awful as the real UT. Go vols! god we suck...

[–]mumxsy 33 points34 points ago

Does anybody really think Tennessee is the real UT?

[–]JonnyGalt 4 points5 points ago

  1. We were a school before you were even a state.
  2. More national championships
  3. The last team to prevent an opposing team from scoring all season.

Yep, I'ld say a lot of people think Tennessee is the real UT. (especially when you are in SEC country)

Go Vols!!! I hope we won't be as terrible this year...

[–]ksw2599 8 points9 points ago

and now tell me how many games and championships your school has won

[–]ScaryGarcia 5 points6 points ago

Never let divorced fathers browse unsupervised. "but there we're locals in my area wanting to chat!"

[–]lotictrance 11 points12 points ago

Every time I see this gif, I can hear her saying it in a mild Texas Southern accent.

"Oh. Mai. Gawd."

[–]Mapes 21 points22 points ago

  1. Find top post on /r/reactiongifs

  2. Post to /r/funny

  3. ??????

  4. Karma!

[–]Erobre 2 points3 points ago

Check his username. At least he is honest?

[–]steelfrog 5 points6 points ago

"Hold on, let me get on the fox fire so I can ask the Google"

[–]extreme_kiwi 33 points34 points ago

Please allow me to play Devil's advocate here. I am 43 years old. I currently hold a BSEET and a dozen certs. I also type at about 80-90wpm.

Most of the computers that come into my shop are trashed by kids. Viruses and malware, failed upgrades and repairs, corrupted OS installations... you name it.

Now get off my lawn! Dang whippersnappers!

[–]mr_pleco 33 points34 points ago

I help manage a gaming clan of ~50k oddballs, mostly kids, and I'll second this fact that most kids have no clue how computers work to the same extent that most people have no clue how TVs work, just on an entirely different world of complexity.

Case in point, recently one kid (18) allowed another kid to take control of his computer via teamviewer so the second kid to "check and see that he had the cash" to do a real money trade transaction. Kid #1 then watched helplessly as Kid #2 dropped Kid #1's cash from the game inventory thereby scamming Kid #1 out of ~$600 worth of game money.

My only response: "Let me get this straight... you let him take control of your computer?"

The primary difference I see between kids and adults is adults are terrified of the computer and afraid to do anything, while kids are fearless and do everything, but both of them act out of ignorance.

[–]haev 17 points18 points ago

I think you forgot to use caps-lock with that last sentence.

[–]ololwut 4 points5 points ago

Which leads to the kids knowing how to use computers after a while, while the adults barely make any progress.

[–]Dyan654 6 points7 points ago

This irritates me to no end. I am a 14 year old who: updates his computer, uses antivirus (MSE and Malwarebytes), has developed webpages, and actually keeps a clean desktop and computer system. But when it comes to my peers, all bets are off. I can not even believe the amount of damage a typical teenager can do to a computer system in such a little amount of time. Just know that not all of us are like that!

[–]mr_pleco 2 points3 points ago

most kids

I was the same as you at your age, so I understand. My dad was the one who claimed to be the computer pro, and always yelled at me for getting "viruses" on the computer by playing text games like eRepublik and Cyber Nations.

[–]lolbacon 17 points18 points ago

To be fair, 43 isn't that old in tech years. You were still a kid when the PC market took off whereas most boomer parents' last computer class involved punch cards.

[–]extreme_kiwi 9 points10 points ago

While a very true statement, most twenty-somethings see me as an old man.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Die already! you should be in a museum. Why don't you go get some prescription pills! This is the future! Our president is BLACK! Gay marriage!!! Hahaha, old guy!

[–]Basbhat 2 points3 points ago

I don't think you know what devils advocate means

[–]CheeseStalker 5 points6 points ago

My mom is getting better. She still has three or four browsers open at any time, but she's getting there!

[–]Phapeu 4 points5 points ago

Every time my mother boots up her computer she double-clicks the IE icon the desktop pops up, waits about two seconds and then double-clicks it again. She repeats this process until she's too frustrated to continue "waiting" for it to open and then calls me.

When I come and see that she has opened twenty or so Internet Explorers I tell her that that slows it down and she should just wait after the first time that she double-clicks it. She always looks at me like I'm a bit stupid and says "But I get frustrated by how slow it is".

[–]latino_steak_knife 4 points5 points ago

Hey, this exact thing with the exact same title was posted 3 months ago with over 2000 upvotes. Reddit will upvote anything even from u/irepostoldstuff...

Oh and wouldn't you know it, the number one comment in this thread is the number one comment in the old thread as well.

[–]flashcats 5 points6 points ago

Five years ago, I was a summer intern at a major car manufacturer as a finance intern.

One of my projects was crunching a bunch of old financials and projecting what they would have been under certain cost situations. The old financials were in a series of Excel files.

My boss said it would take me a few weeks to do everything.

I turned in the project in about one afternoon. She was shocked. "How did you do that so fast?"

Turns out, she didn't know you could copy + paste from one Excel file into another. She had been re-typing everything by hand for years...

This car company no longer exists. ಠ_ಠ

[–]doctor_x 3 points4 points ago

Clicka-clicka

"You don't have to double-click hyperlinks."

Clicka-clicka

"You only need to click it once for it take you to—"

Clicka-clicka

"I said you don't have to doub—" Clicka-clicka.

"It doesn't—" Clicka-clicka

"STOP FUCKING DOUBLE-CLICKING EVERYTHING!"

[–]Crossfox17 2 points3 points ago

Relevant username: irepostoldstuff.

[–]InTheHamIAm 6 points7 points ago

Watching Texas play football this year...

[–]anthrocide 7 points8 points ago

I would really ike to have sex with you when you're watching your parents use a computer

[–]undeterminedalius 1 point2 points ago

My parents use Internet explorer and refuse to get chrome or Firefox because they know it annoys me.

[–]jhangel77 1 point2 points ago

I was just down in CA visiting my parents and while I'm there my mom wants to know how to transfer pics from a camera to her computer (again!) and how to load FB pictures (again!). I show her and we go step by step through it. You know how you were in school and had a project on writing down all the steps to make a PB&J sandwich? Well, there are actually a lot of steps to doing what we have come to do automatically. She would write these steps down and I would have to repeat them and go really slow. Once we had all the pictures on the computer, I showed her how to select the pictures for FB. I also showed her how to do select SHIFT and select CTRL for pictures. She wrote it all down, but I don't know... She jokes that people will know when I'm visiting because that's the only time she loads pictures on FB.

[–]jennaberry 1 point2 points ago

I feel like one of the few without this problem. My dad has worked with computers almost his entire life... he hacked into his library's computer system and stole their passwords when he was a teenager. And my mom is very competent, she's never once gotten a virus or used a toolbar. I'm very proud. :)

[–]Dubrock87 1 point2 points ago

My parents are bad at computer machines, too.

[–]kidcurly 1 point2 points ago

Watching the netherlands (if youre dutch.

[–]Ortekk 1 point2 points ago

Watching my dad using the computer, he's doing fine.. A bit slow.

Watching my mum using the computer. No, no, no, NO! BAD MOM! BAD!! You just deleted everything, how the fuck did you do that?

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 1 point2 points ago

Any time i watch my alma mater's football team... University of Idaho.

[–]ContaxG2 1 point2 points ago

They did the same thing during your toilet training.

[–]Vanthu 1 point2 points ago

Just to put things in perspective. This is probably exactly how your parents feel, watching you grow up and become responsible. In other words, for every time you feel this about them, they felt it about you 1000 times.

[–]AshtrayPettingZoo 1 point2 points ago

/r/reactiongifs ? maybe? Isn't this exactly the kind of post that should be there?

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

back in the 90's i felt sorry for them it was new and they were learning, early 2000's I was patient, but in 2012 when they call me to figure out how to use skype, their wifi, the printer, ect.. i feel like lecturing them. "you know you've owned a computer for 15 years and still don't know how to use one?, you realize my daughter is 6 and understands the computer better?"

[–]arkhound 1 point2 points ago

Watching everyone in my workplace use a computer.

[–]lgtheright1 1 point2 points ago

Ha! She's wearing a WWJD? bracelet!

[–]A_Hippie 1 point2 points ago

You just took the exact title of a highly rated post from React-

Fuck, it's irepostoldstuff.

[–]robotortoise 1 point2 points ago

Don't say anything....let them figure it out for them.... "MOM! That is NOT a virus scanner!"