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[–]Gonzoalonso 9 points10 points ago

Actually atheism is v way...

[–]myeverymovment -2 points-1 points ago

atheism doesn't believe that either.

[–]cpmnriley 17 points18 points ago

"Welcome to r/Funny: You may only post if you are funny."

[–]WastingMyYouthHere 2 points3 points ago

[–]the_b0b0 21 points22 points ago

/r/athiesm is that way --->

[–]listentobillyzane 13 points14 points ago

technically /r/athiesm is <----- that way

[–]the_b0b0 4 points5 points ago

touché salesman.. i too have an uncle..

[–]charrington173 7 points8 points ago

WRONG SUBREDDIT DUMBASS

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[–]TheGankingGeek 1 point2 points ago

it isn't. too bad.

[–]scottocs 0 points1 point ago

This, this I like.

[–]Youssefous 1 point2 points ago

AHAHA wow, that is pretty hilariousness. Have you considering teaching at a prestigious liberal arts college, as with that kind of insight you might be able to finally educate all those silly religious types!

[–]Chewie316[S] 0 points1 point ago

can you feel the love in here?

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]Chewie316[S] -3 points-2 points ago

TIL: Not believing in God makes one like penises .

[–]QuillJS 1 point2 points ago

Being intolerant of different cultures, beliefs, and/or opinions is what makes you a faggot. The only intolerance that is justified is intolerance of the intolerant.

[–]Chewie316[S] 0 points1 point ago

How am I untolerant?

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

like christians who are intolerant of those "faggots" you love so much? or how about christian's intolerance of reality? how about christian's intolerance of women's right to make decisions about their own fucking bodies? how about christian's infuckingtolerance of everyfuckingbody but other fucking fuck christians, who never live up to christian's standards cuz they don't hate the same? you're a homophobe and probably a racist too. the day someone takes a fuckcheese like you seriously, I'll eat shit.

stupid little cunt.

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

Implying all christains are intolerant.

There are just as many intolerant atheists as there are christains. Look at Reddit's beloved circle jerk /r/atheism.

I don't have a problem with atheists, or any religion. As a Buddhist I try to not hate anybody. But I do have a problem with people like you who decide to judge an entire group of people by the worst of them.

I could assume that all atheists are similar to those on /r/atheism and say that they are intolerant dick holes who think they are scientists and know what is best for the world, but I don't. You know why?

Because hate is the root of all evil. Now, I know that you're going to say "Christains are extremely hateful!" Or something along those lines, but before you do, I'd like you to take a look at yourself.

Now, I know I called OP a faggot, and he is a ragging faggot, but I don't hate him/her. They just need to open their eyes a bit.

Now, I know that you will probably not change your mind about anything because I assume you're pretty dense and deluded, but please, stop being such a dick hole.

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

show me an atheist who's working to pass legislation to deny anyone their rights.

bitch, you've never, fucking never read the bible, so don't try to tell me what's what and who hates whom.

you think you're tough just because you throw fucked up labels? I've read your posts. you're a late teen or early 20s basement dwelling masturbation junkie who's never worked a day in your pathetic little life. Let me know when you reach 30, or better, when you're 40 and you've finally fucking moved out.

by the way, you sure do spend a lot of time focused on "faggots" and "dickholes", I'm thinking you need to examine yourself more honestly.

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

I cannot wait until I'm 30 and a bigot. It sounds fun to judge people based on biases and propaganda, instead of seeing things from different perspectives. To have so much hate in my heart instead of loving our differences.

Obviously some differences are tough to get around, such as you and I couldn't be friends with each other and we probably couldn't be friends with someone working against gay rights or such things, but that's only because of hate.

It's your hate of another group of people that wouldn't allow us to be friends, because I don't hate them. Just as some people in said group are against what I think should be legal. I've lost friends over meaningless hate like this.

You opinion on Christians is easily comparable to a recent incident involving some furries. These furries were hosting a BBQ in NJ to raise money for the local police department, but two miscreants pretty much screwed the whole thing over by being a bit indecent in the public.

That indecent tarnished the fandom's name. They have been working to make people see that they aren't just sex perverts, but a few people in the fandom are extremely bad examples and give them a bad name. Just like Christains.

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

if you made sense or could spell someone might take your half retarded ass seriously. what does any of this have to do with the fact that all religion is made up specifically to oppress and control others? fuck you and fuck your fake god or gods. I'm pretty sure your mom is calling. go take out the garbage like a good little short bus student.

[–]myeverymovment 0 points1 point ago

thirty? wow. you're stupid and a bad guesser.

[–]QuillJS 0 points1 point ago

Let me know when you reach 30

u wot m8?

[–]joe100su 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jakek1 -3 points-2 points ago