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[–]looknottothesky 50 points51 points ago

Legally, yes you are an adult. In reality, you are a child who can smoke and buy porn.

[–]abbykc72[S] 50 points51 points ago

Most importantly, I can buy dry ice.

[–]MrDoe 7 points8 points ago

Aw shit man, I didn't know we could do this. Suddenly, this weekend looks very promising!

[–]apextek 5 points6 points ago

technically I think you are a child that can smoke and buy porn up till the birth of your first child. then you are an adult hiding your smokes and porn

[–]sir_maximum_fuck 2 points3 points ago

Fireworks. Lots and lots of fireworks.

[–]Anyx 2 points3 points ago

So I get to be a child forever?

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

uh huh

[–]Lecks 0 points1 point ago

Sums up every adult I know, except my grandparents. They aren't allowed to smoke anymore.

[–]deadymcstevejobs 2 points3 points ago

They sure buy a hell of a lot of porn though...

[–]Lecks 1 point2 points ago

Despite my numerous emails on how to get free porn. Some people are just too set in their ways.

[–]itsSparkky 0 points1 point ago

I just feel like a kid with too much money.

I grew up poor so I had no idea that middle class lifestyle was so boss... I can pay people to make me food on a regular basis. If a game I want come out, I buy it.

And I'm not even being irresponsible because I'm building my saving and paying off my student loans.

[–]swizzyk 0 points1 point ago

but not alcohol. [0]

[–]TrustmeIknowaguy 0 points1 point ago

I'm 25 going on 26 and I still feel like a child that can drink smoke and look at porn. Just because you're getting older doesn't mean you have to grow up. My girlfriend still doesn't like my fart jokes though...

[–]zach84 0 points1 point ago

How do you explain this to an 18 year old who thinks they are an adult?

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

as a 26 year old going back to college, this arouses me

[–]kekky 15 points16 points ago

THATS NOT MY DAD

[–]structuremole 13 points14 points ago

THAT'S A CELL PHONE!

[–]whiskeyonsunday 4 points5 points ago

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE

[–]8biticon 4 points5 points ago

MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[–]foosrohdah 1 point2 points ago

WHAT YOU THINK IM STUPID?!

[–]ThEMuScLeHaT 6 points7 points ago

SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

[–]jaydeekay 2 points3 points ago

YOU CAN'T BUY ME, HOT DOG MAN!

[–]spookydrew 26 points27 points ago

[–]joey9801 7 points8 points ago

I use them to feel things too

[–]abbykc72[S] -1 points0 points ago

[–]fraudisokay 4 points5 points ago

Orthodox Saruman?

[–]abbykc72[S] -1 points0 points ago

He says a prayer before he prays which takes place before he can use magic.

[–]PostSincerity 2 points3 points ago

Just wait till you get effed over on your insurance because a clinic told you they were in network when they were actually out of network. Then you'll reeeeally feel like an adult.

[–]xAretardx 0 points1 point ago

... its even better when the insurance company tells you they blanket cover all of one clinic name... GUESS WHO WENT THE THE ONLY ONE THEY DONT COVER! I feel a little better

[–]zoso33 2 points3 points ago

I say the same thing as a 22 year old buying whipped-cream covered Belgian waffles and chocolate milkshakes for breakfast.

[–]DrAwesome44 5 points6 points ago

Haha, I'm 18 and I just literally got off the phone with my bank-discussing my account.

[–]dwighticus 3 points4 points ago

haha im 18 and I just literally got off the phone with somebody asking about their account

[–]apextek 5 points6 points ago

haha im not 18 but remember what it was like to not have money and try to front like I did.

[–]dwighticus 0 points1 point ago

haha i actually work at a bank

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

haha handling other peoples money

[–]dwighticus 1 point2 points ago

no, I'm not a teller

[–]apextek 3 points4 points ago

well thats good, you never want to kiss and tell.

[–]wise_beyond_my_ears 0 points1 point ago

Are you a Penn?

[–]dwighticus 0 points1 point ago

wouldn't you like to know

[–]daleadil 1 point2 points ago

where is this gif from?

[–]shaunc -1 points0 points ago

tumblr.com

[–]jaydeekay 2 points3 points ago

This comment, while accurate, is supremely unhelpful.

[–]trav110 1 point2 points ago

As someone on the other end, be nice and you'll get things a lot easier.

[–]abbykc72[S] 1 point2 points ago

It was actually a brief and easy deal. My bank wanted to make sure my identity wasn't stolen and I told them it wasn't.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The worst part was, I was agreeing with you in my head, thinking "mmhmm, I know that feel".

Than I realized you were younger than me. People, who are adults, are younger than me.

Damn.

[–]jillyboooty 1 point2 points ago

You want me to get off your lawn?

Old man BLEEDING_UTERUS sure doesn't like us kids.

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

What I do at the ripe adult age of 18 is go to places with a different accent and freak the fuck out of people. WHY YES, YES I AM FROM RUSSIA.

[–]LoveReddit2Bits 1 point2 points ago

good for you

[–]PokemasterTT 1 point2 points ago

Why do you need to call your bank?

[–]abbykc72[S] 1 point2 points ago

I bought minecraft and that became suspicious debit account activity

[–]dirtyword 0 points1 point ago

Why do you have to call the bank to talk about account activity? Am I missing something?

[–]abbykc72[S] 1 point2 points ago

Didn't really explain, they thought there was something suspicious going on with my debit card's recent activity. What had happened was, I bought minecraft and I just had to clear that up with them.

[–]tavy87 1 point2 points ago

uh huh.... "minecraft"...

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

Actually I'm the thief stealing some chick's money and happen to be playing minecraft for the hell of it

[–]jaydeekay 4 points5 points ago

So you're an 18 year old female huh?

http://i.imgur.com/uFCzA.gif

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

Anyone will be anything necessary for Christian Bale

[–]jaydeekay 0 points1 point ago

He's Batman, for God's sakes.

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'd dress up like Robin for Batman.

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[–]abbykc72[S] 1 point2 points ago

I remember my bank offered me a lollipop whilst I was getting my debit card, but I felt too adult-like at that moment so I painfully rejected the sweet goodness

[–]outlaw_pete 0 points1 point ago

Is that Chris Morris?

[–]HuggyMcSnugglet 1 point2 points ago

No sir, Andy Samberg from SNL and Lonely Island. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ Here's the video for the reference.

[–]dadirabyt 0 points1 point ago

More like, "Why yes, all of those $20 withdrawals are legitimate."

[–]Pedro105 0 points1 point ago

Great! Grab a beer and celebr..... oh yeah. Never mind.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

YOU CABT BUY ME HOT DOG MAN

[–]trav110 0 points1 point ago

/Hint, most banks have telephone banking. The agents are similarly trained to those in the branch and can service your accounts in most anyway- You can even get a mortgage. Plus it can save a ton of time, not having to call in to make a reservation, going there, waiting, etc.

[–]ForcedSim[!] 0 points1 point ago

Aha, haha, hahaha. No you're not.

[–]VestaDear 0 points1 point ago

When I had to do this it was mostly embarrassing because they asked for my SSN and I suddenly had to remember where I left my book with my SSN in it in my new bedroom because I hadn't gotten around to memorizing it yet.

[–]dwighticus 0 points1 point ago

soo are you the person who calls and mumbles incomprehensibly into the phone and yells at me because you actually needed to call another location, but you didn't, and somehow that's my fault

[–]trav110 0 points1 point ago

So much respect for you man. Or woman.

[–]dwighticus 0 points1 point ago

and half the time they get mad at me for not transferring them to someone who isn't real

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

Never would I ever. However, the guy I talked to was hard to understand, but it was no bother to me. The call only lasted a few minutes anyway

[–]dwighticus 0 points1 point ago

yeah they usually only last a few minutes but sometimes its just them yelling about their account being overdrawn, as if it's my problem

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of all the stories my sister tells me from her job at o'hare airport.

[–]dwighticus 0 points1 point ago

that sounds like a riot, working at o'hare

[–]emperornibble 0 points1 point ago

Not yet. You cant buy beer or rent a car.

[–]nikon1123 1 point2 points ago

Actually, most car rental agencies will rent to anyone over 18 with a license. It's just stupid expensive until you're 25.

[–]jaydeekay 0 points1 point ago

I had always heard you can't walk into a rental car agency and just rent a car before you are age 25. However, I have car insurance and I was issued a rental in my name at the age of 24, so it kind of seems like bunk.

[–]yasisterstwat 0 points1 point ago

Posting this means you're still a child

[–]abbykc72[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yes, I can be childish in a sense, but oh the responsibilities; not that they're bad, they're just there.

[–]viennaaaa -4 points-3 points ago

I'm 19 and I can honestly say that it's even scarier once you start doing these things and DON'T feel like that because you've gotten used to doing them. then you really start to feel old.

[–]Maxables 9 points10 points ago

[–]PostSincerity 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, no shit. I'm in my 30s people. What the fuck is a Young Weezy?!

[–]Maxables 4 points5 points ago

... An underage smoker? Fuck if I know...

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

I remember listening to the rolling stones with my dad in early childhood, and suddenly I'm 18 and there's a young weezy

[–]dickobags 0 points1 point ago

Garbage. That's what.

[–]viennaaaa 0 points1 point ago

"she", but like. yeah.

[–]guns_of_navarone -1 points0 points ago

[–]abbykc72[S] 0 points1 point ago

That was absolutely wonderful. That's how I want to feel when I'm 25.

[–]Mishone -1 points0 points ago

I'm 16 and I do this. TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!

[–]dr_dickhead -4 points-3 points ago

How I feel as a 19 yo with a 5000 cc

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

you forgot to put a link but ima do it for you anyway

[–]elude107 0 points1 point ago

5000cc?

[–]dmmagic 0 points1 point ago

I assume he means a credit card with a $5,000 limit.

[–]jaydeekay 2 points3 points ago

Lol, if that's what he meant, then the slang is inexcusable.

I thought he was referring to a really big motorcycle.

[–]itchy118 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same.