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[–]deathismybitchlover 2 points3 points ago

Wait.... Batdog? Is that you?

/textsfromdog.com

[–]deepfryerdan 14 points15 points ago

If you didn't take the picture, don't post it.

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Qdeo2.jpg

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

If you feel cheated, I have a less interesting version that isn't a repost! http://i.imgur.com/R8avK.jpg

[–]Pike1914 0 points1 point ago

I like how the Jedi robe picture is less similar but still up there.

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

We need to devalue karma apparently to prevent reposts like this from inundating the site. Meanwhile all my OC is downvoted to oblivion. WTF. Recently I posted a photoshop I made of a horse riding a horse riding a horse riding a horse riding a horse riding a horse. Never made it past r/new

[–]Rule_32 1 point2 points ago

Stop posting shit and getting pissy about it. Reposts are a part of life and serve to amuse the already informed and enlighten the new.

[–]wwhateverr 0 points1 point ago

How do you devalue something that is worth nothing?

[–]Shnazzyone 1 point2 points ago

Make karma hurt you somehow. Physically

[–]WwReptaRwW -5 points-4 points ago

EL OH EL

[–]misterfanwank 1 point2 points ago

If my username were "Captain Obvious" I would say "This is ironic."

[–]UmberGryphon 2 points3 points ago

I went to the comments after thinking "This is what the word ironic actually means, right? Ever since that Alanis Morrisette song I'm not sure." Thanks for confirming.

[–]raeinmay14 1 point2 points ago

He saw the word "adopted" and freaked out.

[–]newloaf 1 point2 points ago

Your "adopted" dog. As opposed to the one you gave birth to yourself.

[–]shsnd 1 point2 points ago

The dog knew exactly what he was doing here.

[–]jreitsch 1 point2 points ago

How to train your adopted dog, as oppossed to one you sired or birthed yourself.

[–]diggerB 1 point2 points ago

I really hope there are no active redditors who sired their dogs.

[–]jreitsch 0 points1 point ago

Me too!!

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 2 points3 points ago

I tried to train my dog, but I didn't have the drive.

[–]lolsail 1 point2 points ago

Those look like human bite marks. OP chewed the cd himself so they could whore karma.

[–]JafBot 0 points1 point ago

Damn us and our large selection of canine shaped teeth.

[–]staunchbro 0 points1 point ago

Must not be one of those adopted dogs then. Congrats on fatherhood OP!

[–]unpredictableSOUP 0 points1 point ago

"How to screen your dog before adoption". That is the DVD you should have purchased.

[–]TearTea 0 points1 point ago

That looks like what the Animal Rescue Foundation gives you when you adopt a dog from them.

[–]djmere 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the police

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

Now available for Gamecube!

[–]grandpasjazztobacco 0 points1 point ago

Now we may never know how to train dog.

[–]dantods 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious, almost in tears at work

[–]livy360 0 points1 point ago

he can't be trained

[–]zenny2972 0 points1 point ago

Not to be "that guy" but.....it's probably because he's adopted

[–]TaeKwonDoGeek 0 points1 point ago

Clearly this person's dog has not passed the first step yet: admitting you have a problem.

[–]Mhodi 0 points1 point ago

dog just said "Training? hell no! I just got to this house!"

[–]diggerB 0 points1 point ago

I think every dog owner has one of these... I know I do.

[–]CestWhatAgain 0 points1 point ago

your adopted dog? as opposed to your natural born dog?

[–]professorbros_jfk 0 points1 point ago

Now all you need is a Nickleback CD.

[–]epatti0914 -2 points-1 points ago

How to Repost a Dead Horse'd Picture:

please see above

[–]Rule_32 -1 points0 points ago

How to senselessly bitch. See above.