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[–]A_Flying_Toe 23 points24 points ago

"I think I'm having a stroke." "Oh, god, everyone always uses that pickup line on me." "No, really, I'm having a stroke."

[–]CleanBaldy 13 points14 points ago

QWOP Kitty!

[–]a-dark-passenger 12 points13 points ago

what the fuck is wrong with this cat?

[–]bthoman2 17 points18 points ago

It's a kitten. They derp pretty hard sometimes.

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[–]Guboj 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, that sounds way more plausible than my explanation. To me, it seemed like the cat had a magnet attached to the rear back of its body and the object in the center was alternating between atracting him and repeling him...

[–]stirfryandnoodles 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why you've been downvoted, at the end it does look like it threw something off of it's hind legs. I'll help however I can and good eye with regard to the kitten's problem.

[–]Gobias_Industries 1 point2 points ago

Are you serious? It's just a kitten trying to posture the way cats do sometimes. There is nothing wrong with it. This one is just so little he can't balance right yet, so he falls over. Here's a slightly older kitten doing a better job:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnk7wCgG_I8&feature=related

[–]JSyn25 0 points1 point ago

I think there's a string attaching its tail to its back right leg

[–]joanzen -4 points-3 points ago

Nope, see how the back/butt is so blurry? Like the video has been edited?

Someone was manipulating it by holding it. That's why the butt moves around like no gravity.

[–]here_to_nowhere 3 points4 points ago

Well if that just isn't the cutest thing I have ever seen.

[–]joe100su 0 points1 point ago

Go on...

[–]WeWillFallTogether 14 points15 points ago

You roll around on the floor like an idiot?

[–]rawrc 18 points19 points ago

Does that not impress the ladies?

[–]labradorrescuer 2 points3 points ago

You and me both buddy.. we should start a club.

[–]jeccap 2 points3 points ago

That was the cutest thing I have seen today.

[–]claudesoph 2 points3 points ago

*try to

[–]lalondtm 7 points8 points ago

why are you bragging about your inability to talk to a female?

[–]Klowned 6 points7 points ago

Perhaps he is insecure and is secretly looking for inspiration to break his cycle of social awkwardness.

Too bad reading doesn't bring breakthroughs, breakthroughs come from within.

[–]lalondtm 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps. But my money is on the fact that reddit is full of insecure nerds and by saying you are one of them, they all cheer for you and give you karma. I could do the exact same thing, and all of them would give me karma, but I don't have that problem.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 1 point2 points ago

... And a restraining order or two.

[–]Klowned 2 points3 points ago

It's possible.

I am that creepy guy in reality, so I did the world a favor and locked myself in fiction.

It's kind of a bittersweet moment when you accept you aren't fit for reality.

[–]lespaul134 1 point2 points ago

You just...inspired me.

[–]Klowned 1 point2 points ago

Liar. I can't do anything for you, you'll have to do it or have to have done it, for yourself.

[–]detlefcliff 1 point2 points ago

I wish I was this cute when I try to talk to a girl.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I feel the same way. Only difference is I don't look that cute...

[–]burkya 1 point2 points ago

nice. upvote for cat analogy!

[–]Nataliaissexy 1 point2 points ago

Catnip, not even once.

[–]heroicducky -1 points0 points ago

Force fields enabled!

[–]Stephen_W_Hawking 1 point2 points ago

Indeed

[–]Tumblebumble 0 points1 point ago

What's he trying to get too? His movements don't seem normal but more like something is manipulating it :0

[–]Gobias_Industries 0 points1 point ago

He's trying to do normal cat posturing (arching the back and turning to the side to appear bigger) but he's so small he's off balance and falls over. The result is this rather cute display. I'm certain there is nothing manipulating him.

Here's a video of another kitty doing a similar move (but having a bit more success):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnk7wCgG_I8&feature=related

[–]Tumblebumble 0 points1 point ago

Ahh I see. Interesting makes sense now. Thanks :)

[–]curiouskitten_meow 0 points1 point ago

If you look as cute as that kitten while trying to get a girl then you're good to go.

[–]yose21 0 points1 point ago

Cats are so weird. I love it.

[–]zackary2001 0 points1 point ago

Funny!

[–]Daliniues 0 points1 point ago

So, woman go crazy around you?

[–]KidCasey 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person on reddit who doesn't seem to have a hard time holding a conversation with someone of the opposite sex?

[–]PrimeIntellect 2 points3 points ago

No there are tons of us, but the basement dwellers don't like it so it never makes it to the top. Plus we can be out touching females instead of whining on Reddit that an extremely basic part of being human is hard

[–]KidCasey 0 points1 point ago

haha thank you! I don't fully understand the difficulty some of these people are having.

[–]TooBrokeToGiveAShit 0 points1 point ago

Clubs can't handle you!!!

[–]cherish_it 0 points1 point ago

i love reading posts automatically in the character's voice

[–]plutPWNium 0 points1 point ago

You try to attack, then stumble over your feet and head?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

In this analogy, are you the adorable yet retarded kitten, or the magically repellant sparkle toy?

[–]theFeelsies 0 points1 point ago

If only you were that cute.

[–]rosaparkshercar 0 points1 point ago

So you're tripping acid everytime you talk to a girl?

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

Then save time and just fuck her. It's like candyland. Why take the path all the way around when you can hop on rainbow trail and skip to the part where you put it in her butt.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

It's like they have an opposite gravitational field around them.

[–]grandpasjazztobacco -1 points0 points ago

/r/seduction. Go there, learn things.

[–]useonlyonce -2 points-1 points ago

[–]BR0WN13 -2 points-1 points ago

You're not that cute...

[–]Drebusch -1 points0 points ago

Downvote for repost. Up vote for adorable kitty. Hmm. You are neutral now my friend.