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[–]ANAL_EMANCIPATOR 1 point2 points ago

I worked outdoors on the hottest days of both this and last years... It puts hair on a man's chest.

[–]spacedicksmakestears 1 point2 points ago

But is your humidity in the 85-95% range? That's what makes it so miserable and why we are all whiny.

[–]antwilliams89 3 points4 points ago

In the Northern parts of Australia, yes.

I live in the south, which is less humid, and this summer just gone we had periods of more than a week at a time that were consistently 45 in the shade, day in, day out.

That's 113o for you guys. And that's a pretty average summer.

I'm not piling on like the OP, I'm just saying that we know that feel every year. I, for one, would probably sook more than you guys if I was over there. FUCK humidity.

[–]Acidwits 1 point2 points ago

I'm from saudi arabia, earlier this month the temperature hit 70 celsius. To challenge myself, I ran to the store to get ice cream, microwave pizza and a ps3 game. By the time I got back, I was leaving rubber from my shoes on the tarmac, the ice cream was pudding and there was a slight dent on the plastic case of the cd where I'd been holding it. The next day we left a mountain dew can outside and waited, 40 minutes later, BANG. We rush outside, once the steam cleared, the base of the can had exploded and the dew was evaporating away.

So yeah you take your puny heatwave and call it a major crisis, wimps.

[–]FAMAJAH 0 points1 point ago

I'm from Kuwait. I feel the same too :-P

[–]Shaaaz3 1 point2 points ago

You have more right to complain than we do! Hahahaha

[–]Shaaaz3 0 points1 point ago

I'm from Melbourne Australia. Melbourne has the most random weather ever but Austalians on the net need stop acting like we have temperatures all over Australia like the temperatures in places like Coober Pedy! Australia's climate is warm but come on 95% of us are tucked up in air conditioned places. And we complain at 8degree days being freezing, when other places would boil. It's all relative. It's weird to think about but relative.

[–]SkinniestAnimal[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm in northern Queensland, the weather is random as fuck as well.

[–]Shaaaz3 1 point2 points ago

Northern Queenslands weather has been messed up!

[–]ohdalulz 0 points1 point ago

wow Saudi arabia is hot? Y'all in the desert and dont have Hummidity. GTFO

[–]Kozi47 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck the Aussies. you jerks are at least seasoned to deal with warmer climates. In Alberta when you spend pretty much the entire year 20 degrees Celsius or lower, winters -20 and below, you aren't prepared for when the weather turns on you and says hey I know you just took a shower but I'm gonna make it 32 degrees today so enjoy the ball sweat all over your body, yeah I think I have a case to bitch.

Sure it's warm where you are and you have these temperatures all the time, but you are accustomed to it. North America is typically a cool, dry climate. This weather sucks for us, wheras it's your average summer. Seriously, if it hits fucking 35 I'm throwing my shoe and calling it a day.

[–]Acidwits 0 points1 point ago

Are you in calgary too? Dear god it was hot yesterday O_O

[–]Kozi47 0 points1 point ago

Edmonton. It was 25 in my house when I woke up at 6 am! It was so unbearable I kept a cold wet towel on my head and kept throwing my boxers in the freezer!

[–]SkinniestAnimal[S] 0 points1 point ago

Warm? It's winter right now 9:30 pm and it's 30 degrees Celsius..

[–]Kozi47 1 point2 points ago

But that is the norm. I'm not comparing temperatures. I'm comparing average temperature. This is above average for us.

[–]nhobah -2 points-1 points ago

American soldier in the poster. Ironic?