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[–]elli0tt 120 points121 points ago

Sudden Clarity Clarence:

Reddit is to the internet

as Lenny is to small, soft animals.

[–]Ragnalypse 61 points62 points ago

Reddit is to women as Lenny is to women. Simpler.

[–]Tactful 44 points45 points ago

Lenny is to George as Reddit is to Neil Degrasse Tyson.

[–]Ragark 21 points22 points ago

He has failed to shoot us in the back of the head so far...

[–]Q-Pod 8 points9 points ago

Im cracking up here at work. Thanks, jackass.

[–]freestyle6R 0 points1 point ago

I would really like a background of NDT shooting Lenny in the back of the head while saying think of rabbits. Shitty_watercolur or awesome_oilpaint up for the task?

[–]throwmeaway76 1 point2 points ago

How about: Epiphany Ed?

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[–]lolsail 45 points46 points ago

It was an 'Of Mice and Men' reference. Lenny was this big, strong guy who was a little... thick, and always unwittingly hurt things.

[–]not_rumplestiltskin 40 points41 points ago

"I can tend the rabbits George?" ;_;

[–]waffle569 36 points37 points ago

sniff

Yeah... Yeah Lennie...

BOOM

tears

[–]icecoldbabes 11 points12 points ago

READ OF MICE AND MEN EVERYONE!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Anyone that's old enough to use a computer, and hasn't read Of Mice and Men, isn't a real person.

[–]InsanitySK 4 points5 points ago

I must be a robot..

[–]TheLastMan 8 points9 points ago

Quick! This sentence is false. Suck on that paradox, robot!

[–]rdeluca 2 points3 points ago

"I'm going to have to go with 'Yes', yup, 'yes' on that one."

[–]paulmclaughlin 2 points3 points ago

Or not American.

[–]Necrotroph 4 points5 points ago

We watched that movie in English class, and this douchebag busted out laughing at that part. Everyone in the room turned and gave him a death glare.

[–]Dave_Hulud 2 points3 points ago

Fatta Da Land!!!!

[–]irrelevantsociallife 1 point2 points ago

Ouch. Right in the feelings.

[–]ActuallyAChimpanzee 2 points3 points ago

You look like you could really use a tissue :(

[–]HappyDays7 3 points4 points ago

This is a monkey.

[–]DumbUsername420 6 points7 points ago

No...it's an ape.

[–]HappyDays7 4 points5 points ago

Oh. Whoops. Shit. I'm a moron. Damn it.

[–]DumbUsername420 3 points4 points ago

It's okay. I still love you. Maybe a little less than I did before, but still more than a toaster. Well maybe not a toaster, but I definitely love you more than Hitler. Or maybe equal to or greater than Hitler. There you go, feel better now?

[–]hipsterlolita 0 points1 point ago

.....wait a second...(reads username)... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think "thick" gives a wrong opinion. When God was handing out brains Lenny thought he said trains and asked for a bicycle...

[–]deathismybitchlover 1 point2 points ago

Ahhhh.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 3 points4 points ago

Sorry you didn't get the reference. It's funny how redditors feel the need to downvote you for not knowing something that they know.

Granted I pretty much assumed anybody who went to grade school had read this book.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 31 points32 points ago

Reddit does that to new memes too. Except we step on it a few times on top of crushing it so it isn't edible.

[–]NotaMethAddict 9 points10 points ago

But you can still beat a horse after it's dead!

[–]UTC_Hellgate 8 points9 points ago

Lol this guy doesn't eat food that's been stepped on.

Must be nice up there in your Ivory Tower!

[–]Arufe 1 point2 points ago

It's still edible, 5 second rule man.

[–]TipsTheJust 27 points28 points ago

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 25 points26 points ago

[–]WorldsSmallestGiant 26 points27 points ago

Please make it stop.

[–]hotlawndream 3 points4 points ago

this is the best. :)

[–]treecosy 0 points1 point ago

"Charlize Theron couldn't quite understand why taco's never seemed to return her affection"

[–]tunyfish 0 points1 point ago

HUH?

[–]NotaMethAddict 23 points24 points ago

Ahhh Reddit, the friendly DDoS

[–]JSA17 9 points10 points ago

I think that robot in Idaho is probably pissed right now.

[–]drgmaster909 9 points10 points ago

It's not our fault we accidentally DDoS every non-massive website that's given to us :'(

[–]lebowskisweater 7 points8 points ago

"Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty"

[–]aequitas3 4 points5 points ago

Soft shell with a hard shell inside is the way to go, hombre. we CAN have both, AND... It works better!

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 7 points8 points ago

[–]poringo 0 points1 point ago

Soft and hard shells? A real taco only have a tortilla, what is a shell anyway?

I hereby remove your right to say "hombre".

Source: I am a mexican.

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

do you like burritos?

[–]poringo 0 points1 point ago

yes why o.o

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

well, I was going to say "They are tex-mex! bahahahahah!" as though that proved some kind of point, but then I reviewed my argument, and it made no sense. I like burritos too.

[–]poringo 1 point2 points ago

dunno if they are tex mex, I've eaten burritos all my life, here in mexico.

Hey why don't you join us /r/tacos

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

they ARE tex mex. But have been around forever, so nobody even cares. and yes, i will join tacos. they are my lifeblood. Ever had panuchos or salbutes?

[–]poringo 1 point2 points ago

no I haven't eaten panuchos or salbutes, what is that o.o

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

now, I get them mixed up, but one is all kinds of fixins (onions, tomatoes, beans, meats/fish etc.) on a deep fried corn tortilla (it naturally folds up into a small bowl) and the other is the same thing, but it has 2 corn tortillas sealed together with a black bean pocket in the middle. My grandfather started the first college abroad program in the US, and he was in Merida, Yucatan, and he met this little kid who knew EVERYTHING about the pyramids there, even the ones sandwiched between houses that were only 10 feet tall. He brought him up to the U.S to learn english, and nowadays, he is the head tour guide at Uxmal, speaks spanish, english, and german. When I went to visit his family with my dad we got the behind the scenes tours of uxmal, and he introduced me to these awesome dishes. Off season, his job is to tell newbie archaeologists what you can touch, what you cant touch, etc.

[–]BluesTruths 1 point2 points ago

Is this a real quote from an episode?

[–]Mortimer1736 0 points1 point ago

No I don't think it is.

[–]junnew 1 point2 points ago

Probably from the Webisodes "The Accountants" or some of the bonus material released with some of the DVD's.

[–]hunkill 1 point2 points ago

THIS MAN IS A
TACO CRUSHER

[–]I_play_elin 1 point2 points ago

Is this an actual quote from the office? I've seen every episode like 5 times and I don't remember it.

[–]Canvasch 1 point2 points ago

The same thing happens when reddit finds a cool meme.

[–]pdnick 1 point2 points ago

[–]laderp555 1 point2 points ago

I love Kevin.

[–]thelastdwemer 0 points1 point ago

I would not trust him with pets...

[–]chuck_jones 0 points1 point ago

Every damn time!

[–]myztry 0 points1 point ago

This guy is like Steve Ballmer's doppelgänger except Steve's making a tablet.

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[–]schpere 0 points1 point ago

I think he's talking about how we make sites go over capacity...

[–]Zhang5 0 points1 point ago

Speaking of which, that rock skipping thing seems to still be down. Sad day.

[–]SubcommanderShran 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I try to make a taco.... it comes out as a burrito.

[–]Platypus81 0 points1 point ago

Has the stone skipping robot recovered yet?

[–]teh_sHady 0 points1 point ago

What season/episode is that from? I don't seem to remember :(

[–]Harlski 0 points1 point ago

I don't remember this either, had to rush to google to scope out season 9.

[–]teh_sHady 0 points1 point ago

well.. S09E01 is airing Sep. 20, 2012 strange.

[–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago

We should make a name for that... maybe we should call it the /. effect.

[–]SUPERSTEFF1 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what it is, but that picture made me really sad. Maybe I just love tacos too much?

[–]robindis737 0 points1 point ago

No I don't think it is.

[–]georgedubbya43 0 points1 point ago

OOOAAAHH...I KILLED IT!!

[–]JayVeeDi 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]Pants_R_Overatd 0 points1 point ago

I really can not think of a better way to describe how Reddit treats something new and noteworthy.

[–]TheGentileWookie 0 points1 point ago

[–]sisterjo 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]lukashima 0 points1 point ago

like jojo the Indian circus boy with a pretty new pet

[–]Stevazz 0 points1 point ago

Repost it 20 times?

[–]PVTCaboose1337 0 points1 point ago

Taco Solution: Soft tortillas.
Reddit Solution:

[–]BiiPass -1 points0 points ago

"Bears, beats.... Battlestar Galactica."

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Also, check out this link http://i.imgur.com/V5B7N.png