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[–]sirprizes 12 points13 points ago

I recently watched Bugs Bunny for the first time since I was a kid. It's surprisingly racist.

[–]stopstigma -1 points0 points ago

Well, it's pretty old. Ppl were racist back then, not so surprising

[–]kevintherectangle99 0 points1 point ago

Ppl?

[–]IamSparticles 0 points1 point ago

He meant "you ppl".

[–]stopstigma 0 points1 point ago

Ppl= people. I reddit on my phone, I sometimes wonder into text speak.

[–]kevintherectangle99 0 points1 point ago

Oh, sorry. I do that from time to time as well

[–]ryumast3r 0 points1 point ago

Wander.

[–]vanuhitman 8 points9 points ago

IRAPECATS' role model and moral compass.

Also, fuck yeah Looney Toons. That is all.

[–]drunk_otter 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

What the heck happened to him?

[–]Joseph_Valdez 6 points7 points ago

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian."

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON -1 points0 points ago

The hero that Reddit deserves yadda yadda yadda

[–]Kinomi 9 points10 points ago

He was a romancer

[–]nixnaxmik -1 points0 points ago

Romance is considered Rape now. Its called Feminism.

[–]emmittsith 3 points4 points ago

He was also educational since he taught us a second language. French is easy since you only have to put le or la in front of an English noun.

[–]FullMoon1108 0 points1 point ago

Le i la totally le understand la what le you la mean le sir.

[–]Peeweedan9 5 points6 points ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]I_queefed_a_pickle 2 points3 points ago

Pepe was my hero, and also the reason I am no longer allowed at the animal shelter.

[–]armthehomeless 0 points1 point ago

More proof that rape jokes can be funny.

[–]imperator285 3 points4 points ago

The Most Interesting Rapist in the World?

[–]aequitas3 1 point2 points ago

Eau de LePew. Anyone else not mind the smell of skunks? (Never been sprayed so I don't know if it is too much of a good thing)

[–]zeroGamer 0 points1 point ago

Whether it's passing dead skunks on the road, or dealing with my dog that was sprayed, or the skunk he killed (thus the being sprayed)... I've also never been that deterred by the smell. It's certainly powerful, not altogether unpleasant.

Reading Animorphs as a kid (you know the one, where Visser Three gets skunked!), I always figured I would be bent over gagging from the smell. Not so much, though.

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

My old dog was a derp, and he was maybe twice as big as a skunk, but similarly marked. One time I went out in my back yard and he wad just chilling with one.

[–]tedmdelacruz 1 point2 points ago

I don't get this. Could please someone explain?

[–]Driesens 4 points5 points ago

In the old Looney Toons, this character is a French skunk, and keeps chasing after a cat that looks like a skunk. Even though the cat is running away, and obviously not romantically interested, he trys to woo her (and this post implies that he also tries to rape her)

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 3 points4 points ago

It's pretty rapey. She is literally fleeing, he keeps grabbing at her, locking the doors, etc. It came on one day in the dining hall and everyone slowly got very wide-eyed.

[–]tedmdelacruz 0 points1 point ago

I see. I thought Looney Toons had sexually graphic skits wherein a skunk actually rapes a cat.

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 0 points1 point ago

It came on one day in the dining hall and everyone slowly got very wide-eyed.

WHAT

[–]zobbas -3 points-2 points ago

It is also a reference to the reddit user I_RAPE_CATS who posted a large amount of content that made it to the front page on r/funny

[–]stopstigma 0 points1 point ago

No it's not.

[–]VAGINAL_HOLOCAUST 1 point2 points ago

It's because of Pepe that made me who I am today.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 1 point2 points ago

I do the same thing to children in order to entertain my cats.

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 1 point2 points ago

A TRUE HERO TO US ALL

[–]LightyearsEverywere 5 points6 points ago

I was a better time.

[–]shooter190 3 points4 points ago

You will always be a better time.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

I'll be the judge of that.

[–]FauxShizzle 0 points1 point ago

I was a better time.

TYPO

[–]armthehomeless 12 points13 points ago

PROOF THAT RAPE JOKES CAN BE FUNNY.

[–]drunk_otter 13 points14 points ago

Only if they're forced on you when you don't really want them.

[–]gynocracy_now 17 points18 points ago

TIL that /r/MensRights loves rape.

[–]ValiantPie -2 points-1 points ago

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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[–]TonyRollings 7 points8 points ago

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

[–]gynocracy_now 10 points11 points ago

So brave.

[–]djdalek 12 points13 points ago

More like proof that /r/mensrights is ok with rape.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I'm just going to pretend you're being sarcastic because I don't want to spend two days arguing with the downvote brigade.

[–]jaistar2k22 -3 points-2 points ago

Stop worrying or arguing with the downvote brigade come over to http://www.reddit.com/r/brosrights/ It's a safe space for bros and bro supporters to discuss bro issues without judgement from feminazi scum. r/Bros rights, because bros are always right

[–]gprime -5 points-4 points ago

No. Rape =/= rape jokes. Yeah, many (most?) of us in r/mensrights are okay with rape jokes. None of us are okay with rape.

[–]061342 1 point2 points ago

His was a educational cartoon. It tough that no means yes.

[–]clerveu 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

(nsfw language)

[–]squaaduhoh 0 points1 point ago

Cats?? I thought he was a skunk :/

[–]stopstigma 0 points1 point ago

No but he does it to the cat that looked like a skunk

[–]typhoon937 0 points1 point ago

Saw my First episode with him in it today! Surprising what fun TV you stumble on when Viacom is a slut

[–]basslinekilla 0 points1 point ago

Step one) watch Dave Chapelle's stand up "killing them softly"

Step two) Make his jokes into memes [thus, successfully transforming them into your own joke, of course]

Step three) karma

[–]a_tad_rapey 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]I_WANT_TO_RAPE_YOU 0 points1 point ago

It was a better time.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

I don't always rape children,

but when i do, it's for the entertainment of cats.

[–]brewmeister58 -1 points0 points ago

Boo repost

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[–]stopstigma 2 points3 points ago

She flees, he grabs her repeatedly, moves his hand all over her body, and he tries to everything to trap her. They don't show the sex but it would be implied if he caught her...

Basically he sexually assaults her repeatedly.

[–]nooknstuff -1 points0 points ago

Fuck that pussy!

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[–]stopstigma 1 point2 points ago

Be great full he sexually assaults her?

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[–]stopstigma 1 point2 points ago

Sexual assault and rape are not the same thing. Sexual assault- Sexual assault is an assault of a sexual nature on another person, or any sexual act committed without consent. This includes rape (such as forced vaginal, anal or oral penetration), inappropriate touching, forced kissing etc.

He definitely sexually assaults her.

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[–]stopstigma 0 points1 point ago

I never once said that sexual assault is only to women, sexual assault happens to both men and women.

You need consent, always. Or it is sexual assault, if you were touched inappropriately and you did not want those sexual advances, its sexual assault regardless of gender.

[–]felixjmorgan -3 points-2 points ago

I_RAPE_CATS

[–]bizzyj93 -5 points-4 points ago

That's not even true... He ALWAYS rapes kids. Memes used to be accurately used and for at least mildly intellectual people, but now it is just anyone with a computer beat a dead horse.

[–]cranberry94 1 point2 points ago

Uhm... He never rapes kids? Its a cat.

Not to mention, he actually never rapes the cat. Its more like stalking and attempted rape.