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[–]Iamthegoodguy 4 points5 points ago

Please, for fucks sake read tge rules before you post. It's funny, but you should've made a self post.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 8 points9 points ago

That was as funny as....ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTIST!!

[–]Derplar 2 points3 points ago

Really? We're still going with jo......ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTIST!!

[–]Drunk_muslim 2 points3 points ago

That magic is for infide....ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTIST!!

[–]Dtadvd 3 points4 points ago

Everybody loves a good rape joke

[–]boredcanadian 6 points7 points ago

Ah double standards. Glorious aren't they?

[–]NoodlesTheAlmighty 0 points1 point ago

Apparently, women who go to Daniel Tosh shows aren't fond of it.

[–]Dreku 0 points1 point ago

New plan!

  • Become hypnotist
  • gain quality reputation
  • become hypnotherapist for a womens sex addiction group...
  • win!

[–]Derplar 1 point2 points ago

You're a visionary.

[–]vanza23 1 point2 points ago

Hypno-the-rapist

[–]Scarmanz -1 points0 points ago

He enjoyed every minute of it.

[–]JosiahBradley -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for the early morning laugh.

[–]lucak98 -2 points-1 points ago

Well I thank you for the late night laugh.

[–]BigKurt -2 points-1 points ago

Well I thank you for the semi-late night laugh.

[–]groupgasm -2 points-1 points ago

That was no accident...

[–]Blood_Sample -1 points0 points ago

It would be strange if you were a dog.

[–]Atomichawk -3 points-2 points ago

My childhood dream was to do this to my babysitter

[–]pantpiratesteve 1 point2 points ago

wut