What is 4chan?? I keep hearing about that and 9gag, but when I go to their world wide web address it's all weird and confusing. I like it here because I can be an asshole fucking weirdo, but no one knows who I am, hahahaha!! On facebook everyone can see, but I just want to tell them all to go fuck themselves the spill their semen into a large above ground pool, allow the semen to sit in the hot S. Texas sun for 5 hours, then swim in it with their mouths open, then I want to tell them that they are all fake fucking shits, and it should be called fakebook. It's all about creating an appealing persona. Have you ever noticed on Facebook that everyone has an amazing fucking career? Like I save pandas or I develop clean water for those ethiopian skinny fly kids, yet there are pics of them working in call centers. It's like fuck, buddy, you ain't shit go fuck thine self. Anyways just wondering what those two Internet places are. Are they like this? If they are, then I'm there. I just found out about this place, but I already have like -65 points for comments which is fucking great! I called this dad who took a sweet little picture with his darling daughter, a fucking cock gobbling pussy fart. The dude flipped out!! But he doesn't know me and he's basically just pissed at the internet. Think of that! IT's hilarious! His buddy is like, "yo Gunderson, what's wrong, why are you so mad?" Gunderson says, "look at what the fucking internet said about my sweet little pic I put up for everyone to see, because I'm super insecure and need confirmation from strangers that I'm a good person." Fuck Gunderson, Fuck facebook, fuck the internet. I'm going to go masturbate to guns, tobacco, fucking bears, and death. FUCK YEAH!