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[–]Evermore707 4 points5 points ago

A tv show like that today would never survive. Too many poor white adults and not enough computer generated "fat beats"

[–]zenthor109 7 points8 points ago

Childish Gambino's line "i eat more pussy than Alf" makes a lot more sense now...

[–]i_have_a_name 6 points7 points ago

Did you not get that before? How old are you?

[–]GetKenny 6 points7 points ago

I really miss alf

[–]breakingeven 1 point2 points ago

Me too

[–]BillHardDrive 1 point2 points ago

man that guy could fucking rock a jugsaw puzzle

[–]rockandrowland 20 points21 points ago

I dunno guys, I just feel like the best forum for being anti-cat is probably not Reddit. :/

[–]Bonevac 6 points7 points ago

FYI the best forum for hating cats on reddit is /r/ifuckinghatecats

[–]GlassHouseResident 8 points9 points ago

If you are going to go clubbing seals, you need to go where the seals are... or wait until the seals start frequenting a particular website and install remote clubbing devices on all their computers.

[–]Munchees 0 points1 point ago

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz

I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals

Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel

Try to wash off that baby seal smell

And then I'll make a toast to me

Hey, here's to my hell...th

My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

[–]Ibeatthegods 1 point2 points ago

The worst part is...this post is a repost.

[–]Roderick111 0 points1 point ago

Is... is there a pro-seal clubbing subreddit? Because I'd be all over that.

[–]sethboy67 1 point2 points ago

I think it is the perfect place, I go to the Nazi parties website to get recruits for anti-Nazi protests.

[–]Flapjack_ 0 points1 point ago

When I joined reddit I was surprised at all the cat pictures.

I thought they'd gone out of style back in like..2008.

[–]ElBobo 0 points1 point ago

Not when I first started lurking here, the popularity has summoned the retards from the rest of the internet.

[–]rawrc -1 points0 points ago

Yes, join us...

One of us

One of us

One of us

[–]Norwazy 2 points3 points ago

I have an Alf stuffed "animal" that my cat loves. I think it's hilarious.

[–]drunxor 2 points3 points ago

Aw you're new here, how cute

[–]tier19345 9 points10 points ago

right back at you

[–]kateesaurus 1 point2 points ago

I need one for my wall.

[–]ariablackfire 1 point2 points ago

Oh God! Why can't I give a million upvotes!!! sob

[–]RedBeard89 1 point2 points ago

It's not even like I hate cats. I love cats, they're so mysterious and independent. I'm just so sick of seeing picture after picture of your standard cat. I don't know these cats, they mean nothing to me and the picture of your cat looks exactly like the last picture of someone's cat that was posted. ONE LINK AGO.
I thought, hey I'll just unsubscribe from r/aww and that will fix it. NO. I still am getting kitten bombed from r/pics. Alf, we need you.

[–]LEGITIMATE_SOURCE 4 points5 points ago

Anyone else worry about reddit's obsession with cats? I mean I love animals, I'm just not attached to them in the way I think a lot of people are. Psychologically I think there's something a bit unhealthy about it all... like people in clingy relationships... or, in reddit's case, people addicted to bath salts.

I'll interpret downvotes as admittance of guilt

[–]marissasweetie 1 point2 points ago

I think its more of a right of passage or tradition. I like cats just as much as the next girl, but I don't think anyone on here (aside from a select few) actually like cats THIS much. We just post and upvote cause we r Redditors, and that's just what we do! ;D

[–]zenthor109 1 point2 points ago

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN DONE!

[–]huntsecker 0 points1 point ago

As is tradition. As is tradition.

[–]christianjb -1 points0 points ago

Rite of passage.

Edit: Are people disagreeing with my correction or are they voting me down for being a pedant?

[–]ElBobo 0 points1 point ago

I only upvoted because fuck cat posts.

[–]darkside17 0 points1 point ago

HA! (as Alf would say)

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

Nooooo Problem

[–]ben_610 0 points1 point ago

HA!

[–]erikgil 0 points1 point ago

Thin the herd, let all the cats out. And nobody feed them.

I'd really be curious as to what would happen.

Darwin would be proud.

[–]Kistoff 0 points1 point ago

Maybe just crazy cat people hang out here?

[–]DorkothyParker 0 points1 point ago

This is really confusing. Do I downvote because it is complaining about cats or do I upvote because there is a fuzzy-wuzzy wittle kitty?

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

Worst ending to a show, ever.... Next to Dinosaurs.

[–]DungeonMaster45 0 points1 point ago

My title wasn't even close to as successful 11 months ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j0qf6/alf_likes_reddits_obsession_with_cats/

[–]Ryugi 0 points1 point ago

Ahaha that's probably my stepsister (unless it's a talking scene, in which case it's the other guy).

[–]pantychancellor 0 points1 point ago

You've saved yourself from a downvote by posting Alf.

[–]Alexbell89 0 points1 point ago

[–]CubanMissileCrisis 0 points1 point ago

eat that pussy!

[–]TheChazz 0 points1 point ago

I posted this question a while ago http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyadvice/comments/nk7vc/how_do_i_get_to_get_people_to_stop_posting/ and I thought it was working for a while, but the power of the cats seems too strong for me to fight against alone.

[–]Roderick111 0 points1 point ago

An alternate title could have been "Reddit's Greatest Enemy."

:-)

[–]epmca 0 points1 point ago

Alf has died, Alf has risen, Alf will come again.

[–]xbenzerox 0 points1 point ago

I love you. And i sang it in my head.

[–]abagofdicks 0 points1 point ago

Does this show hold up? Has anyone watched back?

[–]magic7ball 0 points1 point ago

awwww, loooook!! A kitty! A cute one! Thanx for the cat post!

[–]jmh401 0 points1 point ago

That's how I eat pussy too.

[–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

we don't need to be saved!

[–]furiousfunk 0 points1 point ago

Alf is racist, don't post that dirty monster. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHoOo5ZmFI

[–]Lazerspewpew 0 points1 point ago

I don't like you.

[–]hkymrp42 -5 points-4 points ago

I have literally started downvoting every cat picture/ gif/ meme I come across. I also have been downvoting people who upvote them.

[–]authorless 11 points12 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/5k6DP.png

(I am just joshing with you. Don't think I am trying to be a dick.)

[–]hkymrp42 0 points1 point ago

it was funny

[–]darkside17 1 point2 points ago

yep. They need to stay in r/aww and r/cats or whatever. Same with dogs. Dogs and Cats should not be in pics/funny/wtf or any of the other main subs. Upboat for you sir!

[–]Extra_Crispy_Bacon 4 points5 points ago

Cats are cute, but enough is enough.

[–]gopudge 3 points4 points ago

Keep up the good work. I'm glad to see there is someone else fighting the good fight. I started doing the same thing a couple months ago. I really hate cats.

[–]dawdex[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]tmotom 0 points1 point ago

"Look kids! Lucky had a litter of kittens!"

Alf: "Congratulations. Anyone going to freak if I eat the afterbirth?"

*Edit: Link

[–]queenielios173 0 points1 point ago

I have never laughed so hard. Thanks!

[–]hatkid 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was only back in Pog form.

[–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see Alf's people come to earth and trade us their space travel tech in exchange for all our cats

[–]Creepella_780 0 points1 point ago

I seriously LOL'd into my beer.

[–]BillHardDrive 0 points1 point ago

Down vote all the cats!

[–]gettheboom 0 points1 point ago

I completely forgot that Alf ate cats. As a dog person, that just brightened up my day.

[–]loevenzaan -1 points0 points ago

say what? "these damn cat posts???" that's a downvote...

[–]Dinosaur_Boner 0 points1 point ago

People gotta keep their cats under control. I never understood why people hate cats until the internet. Fuck cats.

[–]Tripl5EsouL -1 points0 points ago

Alf. because a cat won't fit in the blender...

[–]WilliamHatespeare -2 points-1 points ago

I watched ALF the other day and he ate a pizza. With no cat on it. I was disappointed.

[–]loveismydrug -2 points-1 points ago

No!!! Kitty save yourself!!!

[–]craigwhyte -2 points-1 points ago

I posted that before you and got 4 upvotes. Screw reddit

[–]thimblyjoe -1 points0 points ago

Quickly! Post this to r/aww!

[–]jaya9581 -1 points0 points ago

That cat is dead now.

[–]DrunkAngryScotsman -2 points-1 points ago

I like cats, I just can't finish a whole one by myself.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Alf's back, in Pog form.

[–]Cratopia81 -2 points-1 points ago

O.o uh-huh, eat all the cats, see how easy it will be