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[–]Stumbling_Sober 8 points9 points ago

Shit. That was a test?

[–]SneakyPenguin77 7 points8 points ago

Why, then, did most of the bible belt fail this test miserably?

[–]colin_moore 7 points8 points ago

George Micheal must have the advanced placement test

[–]ncm3t4l 4 points5 points ago

"The careless whisper... of a cousin"

[–]i_quit 4 points5 points ago

then i failed. wincest.

[–]alcakd 4 points5 points ago

I thought banging cousins was a-okay.

Shit...

[–]ncm3t4l 2 points3 points ago

Funny lady.

I used to read her blog

"We have an open relationship, Phil just doesn't know it"

[–]voodoochild954 2 points3 points ago

which is why it's legal to marry one's cousin according to religion

[–]enigmatican 1 point2 points ago

and why shouldn't it?

[–]CyberDagger 2 points3 points ago

Wait, didn't God kill a guy because he refused to bone his dead brother's wife?

[–]nuusain 1 point2 points ago

Haven't heard that one before, educate me.

[–]CyberDagger 1 point2 points ago

Genesis 38

Judah had two sons, Er and Onan. Er was wicked, so God killed him. Then he ordered Onan to impregnate the late Er's wife. He went along with the plan at first, but then realized that the Bro Code was more important then some asshole in the sky, so he ejaculated on the floor instead of inside the lady. God didn't likethat and killed him on the spot.

EDIT: And reading a bit more of that. In the end, Judah, the father of the brothers, and therefore the lady's father-in-law, is the one who ends up impregnating her. And she has twins. Priceless.

[–]nuusain 0 points1 point ago

It's almost as if God planned this out to make awesome stories to put in a book. I like the one where he tells Abraham to kill his son then at the last second says 'bro I was joking'. And then after that fucks with his head even more by telling him to chop off his and his sons foreskins'.. What a joker

[–]supermonkey1313 2 points3 points ago

I have it worse. He likes Minecraft.

[–]Skarmotastic 1 point2 points ago

So what if you are the hot cousin?

[–]onceastreetrat 1 point2 points ago

But both of my cousins are ugly fat cows... Wait a minute! Am I the hot cousin? OMG I TOTALLY AM YOU GUYZ!

[–]Arandmoor 1 point2 points ago

I don't have a hot cousin.

I feel left out :(

[–]Juergenator 1 point2 points ago

How awkward would it be if your cousin tweeted that

[–]Aliencow 1 point2 points ago

doesn't matter, had sex

[–]NumbMyLove -1 points0 points ago

Ha. No he didn't. The bible shows us incest is a-ok and the basis of our species. After all, what happened after "Adam and Eve"? More people spawned for their kids?

[–]izlude7027 0 points1 point ago

False. I have no desire to bone any of my cousins.

[–]Dueada 0 points1 point ago

Then you are the hot cousin. Congratulations.

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