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[–]IMasturbateToMyself 11 points12 points ago

That's too much work. Just get the top post from last week and repost it.

[–]polerburr -1 points0 points ago

That's what he did silly!

[–]opelwerk 16 points17 points ago

Go away please.

[–]apm96 3 points4 points ago

Well that didn't work out for you so well

[–]pyronarwhal 1 point2 points ago

Eh, still got karma. Some people just don't know how to play fair...

[–]GoldenBacon 6 points7 points ago

YOU DID NOT YOU DIRTY WHORE.

[–]viperprince911 3 points4 points ago

..... still not there.

[–]sabel0099 3 points4 points ago

Had to google how to do it o.o?

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Allergic to cats? Que the rich guy dinner party laughter

[–]bobloblaw32 2 points3 points ago

You didn't, but wouldn't it have been cool if you did

[–]Falkvinge 1 point2 points ago

Close, but no cigar. See this guy's photo (and Reddit thread) for a more accurate methodology.

[–]rawrc 0 points1 point ago

Needs more boobs.

[–]GTi_83 -1 points0 points ago

well since i got rid of r/aww, (had to reddit, my girlfriend hates cats so does my whole family but i secretly love them. and am getting a nebelung the second I get my first house here shortly.

[–]Peartato59 1 point2 points ago

Did you ever finish your initial thought there?

[–]GTi_83 -1 points0 points ago

Nope, boss walked in and I must have clicked save and changed screens and forgot about it. to conclude it I would say that a pic of a cat doesn't get you to the front page of Reddit when r/aww isn't subscribed to, I think. Not sure thought.

[–]Peartato59 0 points1 point ago

Right. If you're browsing r/funny (which we obviously are), a simple cat picture ain't gonna do it. Your cat had better be doing something hilarious or it's going nowhere.

[–]thedude3600 0 points1 point ago

aaww, looks like it didnt works :'((((((

[–]InterMando5555 0 points1 point ago

I, for one, am sick of people Googling this. As if it's some new, brilliant revelation.

[–]illogician 0 points1 point ago

DAE not really give a shit about cats?

[–]Timbles 0 points1 point ago

obviously didn't google this.

[–]Ride_My_Walmart_Pony 0 points1 point ago

Looks like it didn't work. When I checked, this was ranked at like #137.

[–]SleepyAstronaut -1 points0 points ago

This picture only works with this title, and this title will not get you to the front page.

[–]PatrickSauncy -1 points0 points ago

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Repost, repost, repost.

[–]mamadrood 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's pretty much what he did.