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Me when i wake up to wake and bake and cant find a lighter (imgur.com)

submitted ago by marmar0459

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[–]Melkor_Morgoth 10 points11 points ago

The ANCESTORS of your species mastered fire. You need to step up! (j/k)

[–]rndmEIEIO 5 points6 points ago

sun and a magnifying glass!

[–]fredd01 3 points4 points ago

last time my lighter ran out, i used old zippo fluid i found laying around to light a candle (with the spark from the dead lighter) felt like mcgyver haha

[–]Perceive 3 points4 points ago

Lol that looks like Anderson Silva..

[–]busydoingnothing 1 point2 points ago

PROTIP: If you do not have a gas stove, take a toothpick, jam it between the red hot wires in your toaster and watch it light in about 10 secconds. You're welcome, sincerely -Mac Gyver

[–]marmar0459[S] 1 point2 points ago

that would be awesome but my kitchen is right by my apartment entrance and tons of people have already complained about the smell. when i can actually smoke in the freedom of my own place ill remember that though!

[–]busydoingnothing 1 point2 points ago

Do you have a balcony? If so you could obviously move the toaster away from your apartment entrance

[–]marmar0459[S] 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea how stupid i feel for never thinking about that

[–]busydoingnothing 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, well congratulations! Just be discrete if its a place where people can see you, also if you are a cigarette smoker like me, it's good to mix your weed with tobacco so the whole neighborhood wont reek of bud

[–]vahjsmileyisvendisle 0 points1 point ago

http://static.gamelux.nl/storage/images/photos/a48/1a2/10855_original.jpg thank you, i love you

[–]busydoingnothing 1 point2 points ago

Spread the love ma nigga

[–]vahjsmileyisvendisle 0 points1 point ago

http://arch.413chan.net/ma-nigga-(n1308641069969).jpg spread it will be

[–]oneduce 2 points3 points ago

I swear that guy must have bet his house and his life savings on that game. Shit just aint go his way

[–]iamzheone 1 point2 points ago

You wake up TO bake?

[–]marmar0459[S] 8 points9 points ago

its not intentional. im on holiday and was up wayyy too early. by my rules that means only one thing, time to blaze

[–]naewpaks 2 points3 points ago

best bake of the day brother shits a necessity

[–]victordoom13 1 point2 points ago

id wake up to bake, the feeling is grand

[–]booonzy 1 point2 points ago

knife hits?

[–]StonedMaudDib 1 point2 points ago

Strip of cardboard + toaster oven.

[–]RaePie 1 point2 points ago

Thank the lord of dank for the Plaid Pantry 2 blocks from my apartment. Lighters for days!

[–]jfredsox 1 point2 points ago

the look the kid gave him in the background made me laugh.

[–]lupiboy15 1 point2 points ago

honestly the worst, i've been scrounging lately a lot too

[–]thedaddymack 1 point2 points ago

I've used an electric toaster in the past. Ended up pouring the crumbs everywhere, but it was worth it in my time of need.

[–]SubtlePineapple 1 point2 points ago

  1. Roll up newspaper into thin, thin tube.

  2. Light on stove

  3. Carry torch to candle, light candle

  4. From candle, light bowl with toothpicks lit from candle

[–]youropinionman420 1 point2 points ago

go to the gas station?

[–]EskimoPrisoner 0 points1 point ago

That would be too easy. And not. Ninja.

[–]InvaderSkoodge 0 points1 point ago

Did this remind anyone else of Troy from Community?

[–]GoodLawdAlmighty 0 points1 point ago

Every time i see a reaction like this, i always wonder WHY they get so upset. Maybe it's something really bad. Like what if somebodys life depends on if a certain team wins or loses?

[–]vahjsmileyisvendisle 0 points1 point ago

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dancing-tigers_gif-party.gif when you find another way to light your bowl

[–]AshTheGoblin 0 points1 point ago

He just lost his car in a bet

[–]Stine90 0 points1 point ago

You should get a pack of matches for emergency purposes

[–]Atalanta265 0 points1 point ago

Personally, I just really like the kid in the background observing this guys hilarious reaction

[–]VbolieuV 0 points1 point ago

Not as bad as going a long way to go to a smoke spot, pack a bowl and roll a joint, then you realize nobody has a lighter. Happened to me once, now I always buy 5-pack or lighter and keep them in my car.

[–]quesaadia 0 points1 point ago

THIS HAPPENED TO ME. UGH. SOOOOO ready to hit the bowl and go on a run. Just dropped my sister off at her bus stop... so I'm up at SIX THIRTY IN THE MORNING. I just wanna hit the grav...run...move on with life. Ended up buying two lighters on my run.

[–]rclark563 0 points1 point ago

use the stove maybe?

[–]Vandalay1ndustries 0 points1 point ago

Man, I've had so many close calls with a stove and smoking. Using rolled up pieces of paper to pass the flame to my bong always starts off fine, but steadily declines into a very dangerous activity.

[–]marmar0459[S] 0 points1 point ago

i used to just light the joint from the stove without the paper...cant really do that with a bong or pipe though

[–]TheAwkwardBanana 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, use a hotknife!

[–]Doilyn 0 points1 point ago

  1. Empty your sink and turn on the water
  2. Light paper
  3. After use, throw into sink

Danger averted.

[–]punchuinface55 0 points1 point ago

put a glass upside down over some weed on a pan... vap

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