Cuz, you know. .. . .. . ..bear dig that sort of shit.

Lord_Purple_ · 2 months

There are several questions raised here.

i_love_history · 2 months

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Necrohavoc · 2 months

"Is that Bearthoven?" "No, it's Schubeart."

jmb1406 · 2 months

"He's gotta come down from there sometime. Be patient."

Subrotow · 2 months

I do believe this is Fortress of the Bear in Sitka, AK.

sleepfighter7 · 2 months

I think the lack of bear pluralization actually made the title funnier

nonnymouse · 2 months

WTF is with that "ellipsis"? o_O

Omnamah · 2 months

I take your bears, and raise you some cows

BossDulciJo · 2 months

"What he doesn’t understand is, if Carpet Man don’t dance, Carpet Man don’t eat." -Bob Fossil. Looks like the Zoonieverse has really gone down hill.

HittingSmoke · 2 months

Contrary to the misleading title and subject matter, I have it on good authority that bears don't dig on dancing.

G9A2HvK9 · 2 months

Now the question is: How do we turn this into an album cover?

Pythagoras_the_Great · 2 months

Who doesn't like cello? Best string if I do say so myself.

liam_jm · 2 months

Bears Don't Dig On Dancing

samozhir · 2 months

How many times do I have to tell you bears, stop your food from playing!

NoOne0507 · 2 months

As long as they aren't forced to dance. Bears don't dig on dancing.

MrLindblade · 2 months

Bears don't dig on dancin'.

imafunghi · 2 months

Bears love indie rock music. Their favorite bands include Grizzly Bear, Bear in Heaven, Minus the Bear, and Panda Bear.

Unconscionablebelief · 2 months

Waiting for them to come down or?

Pedro_the_Bear · 2 months

I can confirm that we bears love us some solo cello play.

WeaponX86 · 2 months

It's obviously Mick Foley

heytherehandsome · 2 months

Bear 1: "Hey that sounds nice."

Bear 2: "Yeah, when he's done you want to eat them?"

Bear 1: "Totally."

[deleted] · 2 months

I suppose this sort of thing is just accepted in /r/wtf without questioning these days.

[deleted] · 2 months

OP speaks the truth.

Source: I'm a bear.

bctTamu · 2 months

Spent way too long thinking about if the correct plural word is "bear" or "bears"

sil0 · 2 months

Country Bear Jamboree.

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skillfull · 2 months

Repost

Tyaedalis · 2 months

I think your ellipses had a seizure or something.

Diels_Alder · 2 months

Lunch is making a funny noise.

chefman777 · 2 months

Actually I remember hearing from somewhere that a certain note triggers a bears mating process. So they make bear-love. Either that or I need to stop eating foreign candies before bed.

naardvark · 2 months

I find this image lovely. I feel like crying.

drschlock · 2 months

meanwhile in Russia...

bloodomen911 · 2 months

Look at those Soviets. Ah, the governmental collapse has done wonders for their society.

high_and_dry · 2 months

It's hard to tell if they're enjoying the music or just hungry.

telegrams · 2 months

judging by their posture, I'd say that they do

sirbruce · 2 months

"Play Freebird!"

moveslikemusic · 2 months

Sitka, and yes, a recent Russian history in this town. They also have farmed animals outside of this pen... wild bears have broken in to feed on the farm animals!

6SUPERMAN9 · 2 months

bears *

TipsTheJust · 2 months

Edgar Meyer?

FeculentUtopia · 2 months

It looks like the end of the world has come and gone, there. When you're a musician at the end of the world, there's nothing left to do but play cello for the bears.

Ragequitington · 2 months

Am I the only one that imagined Mr. Kringle being played?

GaraktheTailor · 2 months

Am I the only one who immediately thought of the NCR Prison in FO:New Vegas?

Sl1ngdad · 2 months

Russia

Maharajah · 2 months

Cuz, you know...bears dig that sort of shit. [FIXED]

justinm715 · 2 months

I am finding this thread (with the cows, beluga whales, turkey vulture) to be extremely amusing.

spanglish14 · 2 months

Look at those bears 'getting down to da funky beat y'all', or however it's said...

mrgravybaby · 2 months

TURN UP THE BWAUGHAUGHRAHAR!!!!!

layla_24 · 2 months

He's got quite an audience.

aviciirox · 2 months

FREEBIRD!

M1sterOneTwo · 2 months

I will now refer to more than one bears as bear. Sounds so fly.

Ballacaust3000 · 2 months

Jack the Bear and Barlow the Bear were the best bears in the bear fighting ring. But they were too good at their jobs. They were far too savage. The only way to soothe them was to play them classical music, otherwise their trainers couldn't feed them small animals. One day Barlow, remembering how horrible his job was, and longing for his days in the forest, flew into an extra bear-sized rage and smashed the boombox. His trainers were at a loss. How were they supposed to feed them now? Then one of them remembered he used to be a cello prodigy when he was 8. But did he still have the chops? He dusted off his old cello, that he called Swagzilla, and played a sweet yet somber tune. The bears were entranced. Now they could be fed. But Barlow was too into the music, and he lost his edge. He died two weeks later. Jack got too fat from eating too many small animals, and he had a heart attack. He was forced to retire. As for their trainers, who cares.

YES_THIS_IS_BEAR · 2 months

I FUCKING LOVE CELLOS.

Takuya813 · 2 months

Here we stand

majorstruggles · 2 months

I love when bears stand on two legs like people

IonBeam2 · 2 months

They take cello lessons very seriously up north.

Mess up? Bears.

Da_Brown_Bear · 2 months

Love me some cello.

ImNabooThatsWho · 2 months

This reminds me of the episode of The Mighty Boosh where Vince and Howard were transporting the bear to the Zoo for animal offenders and they established that he likes Gary Numan more than Jazz Funk. Oh the fond memories I of watching that showing and laughing for hours with friends.

Willyq25 · 2 months

Sir Bearington likes his classical music...

xdef23 · 2 months

they're waiting for the platform to collapse so they can eat him

k4510x · 2 months

Don't play with bears, they will seriously kill you.

BloopBleepBlorp · 2 months

In Russia, human entertain bear!

scumbaggrandparent · 2 months

next up: 50 cent kickin it with pinguins

OMGGGEEEE · 2 months

♫ There's always room for C-E-L-L-O!! ♫

divinesleeper · 2 months

A bear there was, a bear, A BEAR!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

Rikkushin · 2 months

They seem to be enjoying it

kabob23 · 2 months

Bear charmer?

SupaFlyChunkFunk · 2 months

Get ready son. That chair is giving way.

EffYourCouch · 2 months

There is only one country this could be. Somalia

blair9123 · 2 months

alot of effort put into that title OP...kudos.

ch00d · 2 months

This is not WTF, but it certainly made me chuckle.

tonythelovemonster · 2 months

Wat.

3wrinkles · 2 months

Showed this picture to my best friend and she for real said, "music tames the savage beast, baby" smh

gun_toting_pothead · 2 months

Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities Old Mother Nature's recipes That brings the bare necessities of life - Jungle Book Quote haha

StripRip · 2 months

More like, "Man, can't wait until one of them falls. They haven't served me lunch yet.

konkordia · 2 months

I bet they can't bear it.

dracthrus · 2 months

I like that the one bear is trying to copy the pose of the musician.

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chamberlainb · 2 months

shouldn't it be bears? it isn't like deer or fish where the word doesn't change when it is pluralized, right?

Kellianne · 2 months

"You distract them with your awesome viola and I'll get the gun. (insert evil laughter here)"

ReturnOfTheBurn · 2 months

If there were more bears there, they would mosh.

tits_hemingway · 2 months

"Play Freebird!"

ARGHJP · 2 months

I want to eat them but how the fuck do we get to them? Billy stand up, see if you can find something we can climb.

Freddie_AppsHero · 2 months

Pictures like this make me wish that animals said their own name, like Pokemon. I imagine it being really low pitched and drawn out.

Beeeeeaaaaaaarrrrr.

antipromaybe · 2 months

Talk about a captive audience

jawbyedew · 2 months

'Darned. If we only had some lighters. And opposable digits.'

ubergeekking · 2 months

I imagine this is a zoo in Russia.

RAGING_GENITALIA · 2 months

2 раза КУ

suburban_illuminato · 2 months

i showed this to a friend i work with and her comment was "This looks like Guantanamo Bay... with Bears"

ITHOUGHTYOUMENTWEAST · 2 months

There are several things going on here that I don't understand...

Kelsomatic · 2 months

When did an ellipsis stop being enough?

EdgHG · 2 months

That guy playing the cello looks delicious.

ludflu · 2 months

In fairness, the bears seem pretty interested.

Punkgoblin · 2 months

DV for bad grammar in the title.

RadioHep · 2 months

In Soviet Russia... Bear Gets Dinner And Show!

chodechugging · 2 months

BOW TO ME FAITHFUUULLLYYYYYYY BOW TO ME SPLENDIDLYYYYYYYYYYY!

mmcakes · 2 months

I don't get it. What's imageshack?

ntongh2o · 2 months

The bears are actually thinking, "How do we get up there and maul those annoying people?"

WTF

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