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[–]dogsarefun 92 points93 points ago

is it fun knight or funk night?

[–]NoSarcasmHere 60 points61 points ago

I read it as fuck night...

[–]devilbird99 11 points12 points ago

Same.... And I didn't even think twice about how strange that is. What have you done to me reddit?

[–]funknight[S] 35 points36 points ago

yeah, well, that's the 'joke' :) I'm a little related to both of them.

[–]nockbox 115 points116 points ago

The correct way to respond to this question is "Yes"

[–]davidraz 38 points39 points ago

[–]funknight[S] 7 points8 points ago

LOL

[–]Battletooth 13 points14 points ago

That's the best answer for any question with multiple choices.

Unless the question is, "So, doctor, what do I have?"

[–]Fonjask 24 points25 points ago

Yes.

[–]Master_Mad 6 points7 points ago

Youth Ending Syndrome

[–]Aliensfear 6 points7 points ago

Puberty?

[–]Fivelon 0 points1 point ago

Motorcycles.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point2 points ago

You have there a chrono-metric stasis generator, it's well, think of time as a potato. Scratch that, it's nothing like a potato. It's, yes, let's just leave it at yes. Now, to the TARDIS, allons-y!

[–]doctorwhore 2 points3 points ago

Someone just linked to the parent thread containing this comment and I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. Even if it's weeks old.

[–]FishWash 1 point2 points ago

Actually, if it's a little of both, the answer is "no"

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 12 points13 points ago

I wish I didn't have underscores in my name now.... :'(

[–]gabidamo999 12 points13 points ago

JUSTICE CREAM! Awwww yeah

[–]Learned-Hand 5 points6 points ago

I've seen those ads too, it doesn't make it bigger.

[–]that_guitar_guy 2 points3 points ago

You're related to Funk Night?! How's he doing these days?

[–]nessinn 1 point2 points ago

Also you could claim it is Funk Knight which is pretty badass.

Like one of those logos by companies that use the same letter for two words

I googled Funk Knight and i got this as a result. Can someone draw a image or find some other cooler thing to use as a funk knight?

[–]keejee 0 points1 point ago

So, you're a fun knight who listens on funk music at night?

[–]Houndie 6 points7 points ago

Funk Rock or Funk Rock?

[–]kyle69d 1 point2 points ago

why dont't we try funk rock tonight and funk rock tomorrow night?

[–]DR3AM 1 point2 points ago

This! I need to know this otherwise I'll probably have difficulty sleeping tonight! TELL US!

[–]funknight[S] 7 points8 points ago

A wise man does not seek the Truth, but lets the Truth seek them. Or sh** like that.

[–]Battletooth 38 points39 points ago

sh**

Cute.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 12 points13 points ago

You know you can swear here right?

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 15 points16 points ago

He was using wildcards. Shop like that. Shin like that. Shag like that.

He meant them ALL.

[–]funknight[S] 6 points7 points ago

um... fuck me then.

[–]thetroll1911 100 points101 points ago

I was at level 4 then I posted a bad link and it went down down down in a burning ring of fire

[–]machonacho 44 points45 points ago

down, down, down and the flames went higher

[–]ibetrollingyou 30 points31 points ago

And it burned, burned, burned, the ring of fire

[–]BoatLoadOfC-Men 27 points28 points ago

The ring of fire...

[–]Ry_Gor 21 points22 points ago

..the ring of fire..

[–]ismaithliomvag 15 points16 points ago

Badass trumpet solo

[–]s0bmarine 12 points13 points ago

Should have posted a cat

[–]thetroll1911 6 points7 points ago

That was my mistake

[–]0bsesshun 3 points4 points ago

The blue fire of downvote hell.

[–]Izual09 7 points8 points ago

Level 5 now!

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 1 point2 points ago

Yeah that levelling curve sucks.

[–]Miiich 5 points6 points ago

What episode is that?

[–]prutte94 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 1 point2 points ago

The episode about the PSP's.

[–]fucktthat 0 points1 point ago

Best friends forever

[–]jomar1234567jm 28 points29 points ago

you got 4 karma on your first post :( I got -10 and two angry comments

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 12 points13 points ago

Posts don't go below 0 ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Also, you lie, your first post got 2 points and a comment telling you the appropriate sub to put stoner music in.

[–]Thatch1990 5 points6 points ago

probably deleted his first post?

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 6 points7 points ago

Deleting your post is the coward's way out.

[–]WeAllLoveRed 2 points3 points ago

That's not a very reliable method of prooving things.

[–]ThePwnStick 2 points3 points ago

They do go below 0 in the recently viewed links box.

[–]gingerheadman11 5 points6 points ago

I'm still at level four, and I've posted about ten links...

[–]thesoppywanker 4 points5 points ago

This checks out. Nobody upvote this guy's links, lest he be made into a liar!

[–]Infamously_Unknown 2 points3 points ago

I tried to destroy his life and reputation by upvoting all his links, but it looks like someone immediately jumped in and saved the day. You have some reliable friends, gingerheadman11.

[–]LFC_sandiego 5 points6 points ago

Damn, you went from a level 4 to 1124 in a days time. Good on ya

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[–]Toasty117 9 points10 points ago

1 + 1 = 2.

Yep, doubling one's karma is easy-peasy.

[–]HashBR 1 point2 points ago

Well. Last week he wasn't an user yet.

[–]PerpetualKitty5 0 points1 point ago

It's in your name!

[–]ayderpie 5 points6 points ago

is it funk- night or fun-knight?

[–]funknight[S] 29 points30 points ago

[–]funkymatt 1 point2 points ago

that's enough funk for this thread.

[–]mewditto 2 points3 points ago

fun- kymatt

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 0 points1 point ago

Or is it enough fun...?

[–]BaconKlan -5 points-4 points ago

That GIF always gets me.

[–]EmeraldEnd 2 points3 points ago

I still have 1 link karma (;_;)

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 2 points3 points ago

Make up a witty title to go with this gif and plop it into /r/funny. Bam, instant karma.

[–]albinobluesheep 0 points1 point ago

I haven't submitted to r/funny for awhile, apparently the submit page has a new feature, it made me laugh.

[–]Fr3nZy 4 points5 points ago

That's a level indicator? There is leveling up on reddit?! I always though that ment i had 1 message in my inbox. 'Welcome to reddit' or something.

[–]Fonjask 1 point2 points ago

It's your link karma.

[–]mathiatus 1 point2 points ago

Whoa there, level 624?? How did you get there so fast? *pages for GM.

[–]FunkMaverick 1 point2 points ago

For half a second as I read that I thought you had somehow screencapped my account, until I realised I'm a moron. Also I'm stuck on level three.

[–]Pur3kill3d 1 point2 points ago

Level 1095... That's one advanced game.

[–]ZorgHCS 1 point2 points ago

I'm stuck on level 3, where did you turn in that quest about the cats? :/

[–]Zoomerlawns 1 point2 points ago

I'm a level 4! I will field your questions until 8:00 p.m. tonight.

[–]Kazu215 1 point2 points ago

Well, that escalated quickly

[–]henstep15 1 point2 points ago

RIP funknight. He died doing what he loved: texting while driving his kiddie-rape-mobile.

[–]cronos844 1 point2 points ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–]Macintosh_HD 1 point2 points ago

Clever post.

[–]raegunXD 1 point2 points ago

Well, you certainly know how to Reddit correctly. Haha.

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

I feel like we are destined to either be best friends or archenemies.

[–]funknight[S] 0 points1 point ago

Maybe we should get drunk together and find out...

[–]funkbitch 1 point2 points ago

[–]hammer13 0 points1 point ago

Four levels for you glen coco! YOU GO GLEN COCO YOU GO.

[–]Just_Ice_Cream 0 points1 point ago

And none for Gretchen... :(

[–]tmight 3 points4 points ago

This may be a bit of a dumb question, but how does one achieve higher levels?

[–]Fonjask 1 point2 points ago

It's your link karma.

[–]Sortech 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand.. My link karma is 45, yet my posts have more than that.. what is it? What does the 45 mean? :(

[–]Neonarg 1 point2 points ago

Your Karma is not a 1:1 correlation to the amounts of upvotes you get.

[–]Sortech 0 points1 point ago

Then what decides the amount of karma I have?

EDIT: Also, suddenly it up to 50 after being stuck on 45 for weeks.. I am so confuzzled.

EDIT2: I must have done something magical.. 60 now..

[–]shitjustaintcray 2 points3 points ago

What does that number mean? I have a 36 next to my name.

[–]alice_aslice 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if kidding, but it's your link karma

[–]shitjustaintcray 0 points1 point ago

Ah, thanks.

[–]alice_aslice 1 point2 points ago

No problemo, my confused muchacho

[–]BionicBeans 1 point2 points ago

Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!

Seriously, look where you are going when you drive.

[–]EvTheSmev 0 points1 point ago

All I did was post a picture of a flying saucer and I got to max level

[–]iluhbewbies 0 points1 point ago

HACKER!!!

[–]I_Am_A_Pumpkin 0 points1 point ago

screw you, I'm on level 9!

[–]The_IV 0 points1 point ago

Well gotta say, getting to almost level 10 in a couple of hours is pretty badass.

[–]Slslookout 0 points1 point ago

You know the Japanese don't have souls!

[–]Morokea 0 points1 point ago

So what's the level cap?

[–]Dracobe 0 points1 point ago

I've uploaded 4 links and I'm still sitting at 1. :/

[–]therealgenius11 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if Fun Knight.... or Funk Night

[–]supermonkey1313 0 points1 point ago

Make that level 1,191.

[–]ibetrollingyou 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing my first post did rather well,I think it got 2000 upvotes and about 1600 downvotes .

[–]happysadman 0 points1 point ago

Are you related to the Detroit Funk Night?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah, level 1242, sweet!

[–]bnelson1 0 points1 point ago

Is it a fun knight? Or a funk night?

[–]Roflunit 0 points1 point ago

Question: Should we read your name as "fun knight" or "funk night"?

[–]icescoop 0 points1 point ago

can't wait until my level is OVER 9000! But seriously.

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

Is that what that number means? Your level? Sweet...

[–]CaptainMage 0 points1 point ago

I honestly though your name was fuknight

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

Is your username supposed to be "fun knight" or "funk knight"?

[–]Ultyma 0 points1 point ago

I've been level 4 for like a month :(

[–]timja27 0 points1 point ago

Damnit I'm still stuck on level 3

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing it was as inane as this one?

[–]thehoove 0 points1 point ago

Sweet, level 1291!!!

[–]Mrbick 0 points1 point ago

I'm only level 3, wanna quest together?

[–]prutte94 0 points1 point ago

I feel dirty for almost being level 9999.... is that the level gap of this game?

[–]KevinKes 0 points1 point ago

You made me feel good about being level 50!

[–]skeot 0 points1 point ago

Grats on leveling up.

[–]funknight[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon 0 points1 point ago

Current level: 91 baby. You max out at 99, right? Right?

[–]eliav 0 points1 point ago

Now you're level thousand and a few O:

[–]hobbur 0 points1 point ago

Level 2525. If this was a real game I'd have stopped playing long ago.

[–]BloodshotHippy 0 points1 point ago

You just power leveled today!

[–]osoroco 0 points1 point ago

thank you sir, now I know what that (1) means

[–]disteriaa 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy Level 1000+

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

RES.

[–]the_peoples_elbow 0 points1 point ago

And now you have 1200. Good on you funknight.

[–]mightybird 0 points1 point ago

*repost FTFY.

[–]grab29 0 points1 point ago

HOW DO YA FEEL NOW, PUNK?

[–]funkygmt 0 points1 point ago

I misread your username. I was confused for a minute.

[–]WalrusRid3r 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel man. Cept mine ended up being an unbeatable level 1 lol.

[–]The1Courier 0 points1 point ago

Wait... 4 karma is good, right?

[–]abipes13 0 points1 point ago

And now you're famous

[–]Blehgopie 0 points1 point ago

Link karma is for bitches.

[–]aiden904 0 points1 point ago

Someone went up a few levels

[–]stevebuscememe 0 points1 point ago

nobody ever gives me karma, im still stuck on level one

[–]oxyclean_angel 0 points1 point ago

I've been on this site for two months and I'm only at level 3 still ;_;

[–]TheCraterProject 0 points1 point ago

I just checked the karma levels of all of the people commenting on this post expecting them all to have low karma levels, I was not surprised.

[–]cazz14159 0 points1 point ago

ha level seven bitch!

[–]krakenunleashed 0 points1 point ago

I have been on level 12 for a few months now.

[–]broaris 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't going to upvote, then I realized it was at 1234, I had to ruin it.

[–]mewditto 0 points1 point ago

Lvl. 176 here. Feels great.

[–]keeganadavis -1 points0 points ago

there needs to be an MMO type of game in where your karma from Reddit affects the game. I would be more motivated to post shit more often

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK -1 points0 points ago

It looks so weird without Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]StarCheese -2 points-1 points ago

I felt the same way.

[–]gk9760 -3 points-2 points ago

And I'm still at Level 1...after being on Reddit for a month. In other news, here is an interesting cat photo: http://www.roflcat.com/50-shades-of-cat