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[–]FreeDirt 51 points52 points ago

Here is codereddit to help you disguise it.

[–]khardman51[S] 16 points17 points ago

it's...beautiful.

[–]johansolo 17 points18 points ago

I like that, at my place of work, Reddit isn't blocked, but codereddit is.

[–]ffn 8 points9 points ago

Haha mine too, it's like the IT department is telling me, "be a man, surf reddit out in the open."

[–]FreeDirt 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome. At my work, 4chan isn't blocked, but several blogs are. And atheist blogs/websites, oddly enough. Go figure.

[–]negative_epsilon 10 points11 points ago

And here's reddit in MS Word if you work in an office setting instead of an IT job.

[–]stickdude918 1 point2 points ago

how do you use that!

[–]For_A_Dollar 1 point2 points ago

That link, plus full screen mode, equals awesome!

[–]xxfay6 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! how much do I owe you?

[–]science_lover -4 points-3 points ago

YOU KNOW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

[–]Chaytup 1 point2 points ago

Wow you really love science

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 0 points1 point ago

Who's upvoting this?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

omg

[–]Doctor_of_Recreation 27 points28 points ago

I only felt obligated to upvote this because I'm at work right now.

[–]studmuffffffin 19 points20 points ago

I didn't understand why people redditted at work until I got an actual office job. Now I understand.

[–]helperpc 8 points9 points ago

same here, i also feel obliged to take $dumps$ while at work!

[–]Mine_is_nice 8 points9 points ago

Pooping at work right now!

[–]Doctor_of_Recreation 1 point2 points ago

That's why I drink coffee for the first four hours of work.

[–]FancyMoustache 2 points3 points ago

Don't you get your computer monitored?

One time I was on reddit at work and IT remotely connected to my computer. They exited my broswer, locked my computer, logged back in, and opened a text document asking me if I had signed the internet agreement form. Scared the shit out of me and I haven't been on reddit at work since.

[–]Doctor_of_Recreation 0 points1 point ago

They do monitor your internet usage, but I usually just browse during breaks/lunch. And either way, my boss doesn't actually look at it. She can, but she doesn't -- she's just too busy. It's just the IT guys. And all the IT guys are redditors. They understand.

[–]FancyMoustache 0 points1 point ago

I wish our IT guys consisted of redditors. Instead, our IT has old perverted and grumpy men.

[–]Doctor_of_Recreation 0 points1 point ago

I lucked out in that our IT department consists of three guys who are all considerably less socially awkward than most IT guys I've met. Some people in the office have an incredibly hard time dealing with them still, but they're by no means unapproachable, and I have no problem ditching a reddit break for a "Go talk to the IT department" break.

[–]UlsterRebels 20 points21 points ago

That's not what spiderman is for OP

[–]archie886 6 points7 points ago

I can get all my links to be purple before I leave work so I'll have the entire night to do whatever I want!

Gets home

I think I'll just check for anything new real quick. So much for being productive.

[–]gullale 3 points4 points ago

Bored with reddit; open reddit in a new tab.

[–]Cabooseman 12 points13 points ago

Did someone say... Spiderman thread?

[–]RougeSaid 13 points14 points ago

[–]RyanV1022 7 points8 points ago

Needs moar Jpeg.

Also, 4Chan is leaking into Reddit.

[–]KillerHoggle 2 points3 points ago

Funny. You were downvoted simply because people didn't understand the reference. I don't think everyone get's what the downvote system is there for.

[–]dman8000 0 points1 point ago

Yep, thats the only reason. It isn't possible for someone to dislike a spiderman thread.

[–]KillerHoggle 0 points1 point ago

You're not supposed to downvote because you dislike or disagree with something, you're supposed to downvote because it adds nothing to the conversation and is irrelevant.

Cabooseman used the correct usage of the 60's spiderman meme whilst the OP didn't and he was downvoted for it, despite it being completely relevant and relatively humorous.

[–]dman8000 -1 points0 points ago

I don't care.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You feel like you're in a wincest thread?

[–]Thizzlebot 2 points3 points ago

This is me right now. Feel free to xpost to /r/Spider_Man while we are at it

[–]lurkerr 1 point2 points ago

I excel at not being excellent

[–]Drunk88Monk 1 point2 points ago

You mean you guys don't get paid to reddit?Hawkward...

[–]Volcom4380 1 point2 points ago

This made me remember that there was a purpose for desks before computers.

[–]SinisterKid 1 point2 points ago

But seriously, why does Spiderman have a picture of himself at his desk?

[–]Skate28 1 point2 points ago

Ha. Such Unproductiveness!!!

[–]Kristi351 1 point2 points ago

When I saw that picture behind him I thought of "Bye Spiderman!"

[–]khardman51[S] 8 points9 points ago

My favorite part of that image is the fact that he has a giant picture of himself right behind him. Gets me every time.

[–]xXxFearTheBeardxXx 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhh story of my life as a network administrator.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I just had this feeling yesterday. Stop looking over my shoulder at work.

[–]hahayousofunnyshit 0 points1 point ago

ME NOW!

[–]MishT 0 points1 point ago

Rustle papers when someone walks by.... commence redditing :D

[–]supersofa 0 points1 point ago

this picture always makes me laugh

[–]Ragaejesus187 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is blocked at my school. Thank god for smart phones

[–]symptomless 0 points1 point ago

They shouldn't have made my wasting time machine, the same thing as my working machine.

[–]Rarely_Productive 0 points1 point ago

Touche spiderman.

[–]mrdude817 0 points1 point ago

Spiderman has a picture of himself in what I presume is his office.... I really gotta watch the older Spiderman cartoons.

[–]BJKInonu 0 points1 point ago

"One more page and I'm done"...10 pages later....

[–]I_Love_Your_Marbles -1 points0 points ago

And now reddit steals the Spiderman meme...

[–]Wiskie 0 points1 point ago

At least you have a job. When you don't have a job, being unproductive is your work.

[–]themauwinator -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you r/adviceanimals for taking this from 4chan and making it into a shit meme. This is the cancer that ruins reddit.