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[–]not_my_phone 31 points32 points ago

romantic italian dinner under a full moon

[–]pumpkinhooker 1 point2 points ago

You are so clever. I loved that.

[–]mumbly__joe 5 points6 points ago

When an arse makes you drool, all your pasta fazool. That's a whore-eh.

[–]pants75 0 points1 point ago

Excellent!

[–]DirtyKlam22 7 points8 points ago

Mario, Luigi, and princess; trailer park edition

[–]Grimlock69 2 points3 points ago

The whitest of trash

[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

Britney Spears' thanksgiving, 1999.

[–]fwoar 3 points4 points ago

I think this is more /r/wtf than funny.

[–]ChiBears811 1 point2 points ago

On the next "Swamp People"

[–]SmiskarN 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly spaghetti

[–]Sharpedgs 1 point2 points ago

CROSS POST! CROSS POST! R/WTF CRAVES THIS!

[–]steven_wlkr 1 point2 points ago

This looks like that scene in Se7en, where Pitt and Freeman find the guy who was fed to death...only before they got there...

[–]MrJ414 0 points1 point ago

I like everything about this!

[–]ansate 0 points1 point ago

I... well... nevermind; No words exist.

[–]Lumini925 0 points1 point ago

I am speechless for a comment...

[–]rogpog195 0 points1 point ago

This is what it's like to have eyes in the back of my head

[–]John814s 0 points1 point ago

I think "Red necks" would have been an appropriate title.

[–]reedler 0 points1 point ago

spaghetti monster satanist defying the one truth

[–]wowwpaigeex3 0 points1 point ago

'merica.

[–]SoggyCheez 0 points1 point ago

"One of the worst times to have eyes on the back of your head."

[–]killingzone 0 points1 point ago

Cthulhu

[–]ALKINDA 0 points1 point ago

your cape is on backwards

[–]impassive-aggressive 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmmm GARLIC BREAD!!!!!

[–]madlordofestnoth 0 points1 point ago

My brain is full of fuck!!!

[–]Mrs_Lovely 0 points1 point ago

'MERICA!

[–]pandageek 1 point2 points ago

Mario bros: Red Neck edition.

[–]GonzoMojo 0 points1 point ago

is that guy in the red tablecloth standing...?

[–]tidweezy 0 points1 point ago

is that a boob?

[–]yoreatowel 0 points1 point ago

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

Who photo shopped that guy to look so huge?

[–]thedocwatson 0 points1 point ago

I believe her breast has fallen out.

[–]smasheybashe 0 points1 point ago

[–]Super_MooCow 0 points1 point ago

How about 'THIS IS A REPOST PLEASE JUST DOWN-VOTE IT SO NO ONE EVER HAS TO SEE IT AGAIN'

[–]mumbly__joe 0 points1 point ago

Out of morbid curiosity, what was the title?

[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

FAP FAP FAP FAP

[–]sparkrivet 0 points1 point ago

america, its not for everyone

[–]hippytech42 0 points1 point ago

It's only a wafer thin...

[–]Zpaset 0 points1 point ago

how about another fucking repost

[–]Locclo 0 points1 point ago

Ermagerd! Spergerti!

[–]tacoh -1 points0 points ago

Dude, the girl in the black legitimately looks like a girl I went to high school with...wtf