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all 181 comments

[–]mboliveira 576 points577 points ago

my what?

[–]failburn 333 points334 points ago

your fine! How is it?

[–]idio3 270 points271 points ago

Paid in full!

[–]mboliveira 75 points76 points ago

my fine is fine, what about youres?

[–]TumbleDryLow 109 points110 points ago

you're'es*

[–]apostropheRE 69 points70 points ago

OH COME ON!

[–]Naltai 46 points47 points ago

Like the guy in the $4000 suit has time to correct his mistakes!

[–]SpenceNation 12 points13 points ago

COME ON!

[–]shipman 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit.

[–]Mufasa_says 11 points12 points ago

Alright now, don't go losing your head over this

[–]strintek 3 points4 points ago

u're*

[–]grantly0711 0 points1 point ago

yore*

[–]Biospider 5 points6 points ago

Its alright.

[–]vadergeek 13 points14 points ago

It's 16 bottlecaps.

[–]justsomeguy_youknow 1 point2 points ago

>setgs fpickpocketmaxchance 100

pickpockets vadergeek

There you go.

pickpockets bottlecaps back

[–]DukeBammerfire 22 points23 points ago

How do these posts get on the front page with such a glaring mistake? I mean I wouldn't downvote it because of spelling, but if I posted it, I would delete it and fix it. Shit is embarrassing yo. especially since everything ever has spellchecker.

edit : this last statement is stupid. I blame sleep deprivation. and being a fuckwit.

[–]therealduffin 4 points5 points ago

A spellchecker wouldn't tag this as incorrect since "your" is a word, just not the right word for this situation.

[–]6degreestoBillMurray 2 points3 points ago

If you're going to bitch about a spelling error, the least you could do is present your argument using proper capitalization and punctuation.

[–]DukeBammerfire -1 points0 points ago

If you're going to have an abortion you may as well just go around murdering all the babies!

The point I was making was if you are posting something you see as important like a link, most people double check it. Where as comments are usually just a spew of words coming out of the brain. As I said it's not worth getting butthurt about a few mistakes of another person, but if I was posting content I would usually try to make sure everything was in order.

[–]ChunkBunny 0 points1 point ago

How do these comments get on here with such a glaring mistake? I mean, I wouldn't downvote because of improper capitalization and missing words, but if I posted it, I would delete it and fix it, yo.

[–]DukeBammerfire 0 points1 point ago

dIs NiGgA mAd..................................................................... .........yo

[–]appleofpine 2 points3 points ago

Your is also a word.

[–]TennuyanRyu 2 points3 points ago

Someone needs to add a grammar checker to everything......

[–]appleofpine 4 points5 points ago

They're hard as fuck to write.

[–]PraetorianXVIII 1 point2 points ago

right

[–]appleofpine 0 points1 point ago

Aren't they?

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -1 points0 points ago

If only there were an open source spell grammar checker...

[–]appleofpine -1 points0 points ago

?

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -1 points0 points ago

?!

[–]appleofpine -1 points0 points ago

I think you have "spell checker" and "grammar checker" confused.

[–]feanturi 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't downvote it because of spelling

That's how right there.

[–]ProximaC 0 points1 point ago

One should never chastise another for their spelling and grammar whilst using the sentence "Shit is embarrassing yo."

[–]mboliveira 0 points1 point ago

i believe this post got to the front page for the wrong reasons.

yo

[–]TuneRaider 1 point2 points ago

dat trachea

[–]Lalabadie 0 points1 point ago

Whose fine?

[–]Slimjim0617 30 points31 points ago

'Tis but a scratch!

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 0 points1 point ago

fleshwound.txt

[–]The_Derpening 13 points14 points ago

I'll title this one "Blow-it-out-your-ass.jpg"

[–]DjBunn3h 23 points24 points ago

I love you.

[–]DoctorBagels 1 point2 points ago

Do you make prints?

[–]I_Love_My_M0m 1 point2 points ago

My favorite one by far.

[–]griever23 177 points178 points ago

you're

[–]dn00 29 points30 points ago

I am what?!

[–]RYuukiG 69 points70 points ago

yer a wizard

[–]Xisifer 21 points22 points ago

Oi'm a wot??

[–]trambe25 3 points4 points ago

Ur A fking wzar hry

[–]FranklySinatra 3 points4 points ago

Harry!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]TASagent 2 points3 points ago

The top comment, at least right now, is also making fun of the grammatical mistake.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 21 points22 points ago

[–]Superseuss 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha. I love the morphine at the end.

[–]ProfessorNope 21 points22 points ago

"I cant hear you!"

[–]Jonathan_Turnbuckle 21 points22 points ago

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

[–]woundedonkey 8 points9 points ago

oooooooOOOOOOH

who lives in a pineapple under the seeeea?

[–]7253uy 8 points9 points ago

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

[–]meriadocdog 5 points6 points ago

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

[–]claudesoph 6 points7 points ago

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!

[–]XavierMendel 5 points6 points ago

If nautical nonsense is something you wish?

[–]Apollyna 4 points5 points ago

[–]Jonathan_Turnbuckle 4 points5 points ago

SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!!

Wait...

[–]Interrogator_Vishas 6 points7 points ago

GODDAMNIT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AGAIN!

[–]thedbp 1 point2 points ago

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBooooOOOB SQUAREPaAANTS

[–]One_Eyed_Sneasel 120 points121 points ago

Allan, please add a head.

[–]griesuschrist 42 points43 points ago

Allan please fix the title of this reddit post so it is grammatically correct.

[–]I_am_Fred_Astaire -1 points0 points ago

I know it has only been a day or two but this needs to die, and quickly.

[–]Jesus_Harold_Christ 9 points10 points ago

B) Poop down his neckhole.

[–]RzK 19 points20 points ago

my fine what?

[–]TickleTh1sElmo 23 points24 points ago

I know it has been fixed dozens of times already, but...

you're*

This isn't 9gag.

r/circlejerk

[–]alkhalicious 5 points6 points ago

youryouryouryouryouryouryouryouryouryouryouryouryouryour

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 5 points6 points ago

That's certainly no way to get....a-head in life. [snicker, snicker]

[–]RowboatMcHiggans 2 points3 points ago

Get your head out of your ass.

[–]raidenmaiden 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry .. It'll buff out..

[–]SpaceManDug 0 points1 point ago

Just rub some dirt in it.

[–]Trickster174 2 points3 points ago

It'll grow back.

[–]nekidasajaybird 2 points3 points ago

It's a flesh wound!

[–]jambo2011 2 points3 points ago

Recently watched "Constantine" and the demons looked familiar http://graphics.ink19.com/magazine/screenReviews/constantine1.jpeg

[–]nicksnare 2 points3 points ago

you're a brave man for using the incorrect your

[–]A_jay321 2 points3 points ago

i see Britney Spears new look is starting to catch on

[–]Ausgeflippt 4 points5 points ago

Sadly you're spelling isn't.

[–]archaicruin 2 points3 points ago

You are spelling's sucks.

[–]GoodtimeSlim 8 points9 points ago

Cannot... upvote... Grammar... atrocious...

[–]Hackett47 6 points7 points ago

Downvote for bad grammar

[–]EnigmaticJester 9 points10 points ago

*you're and this would be front-page gold

[–]Instinct408 3 points4 points ago

you're*

[–]Goodrita 1 point2 points ago

I think he's literally talking out of his ass...

[–]DidSomeoneSaySloth 1 point2 points ago

[–]xenofexk 1 point2 points ago

"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

[–]thefuzz001 1 point2 points ago

Bethesda game glitches are among the best.

[–]mitchsurp 1 point2 points ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[–]BlackMacGyver 1 point2 points ago

He might be fine, but your grammar isn't.

[–]New_Anarchy 0 points1 point ago

Ho ho !!! New some1 lyke dis be ere'.

=D

/s

[–]WhereAmINow 1 point2 points ago

Causing public disorder by scaring people to death. "Man, I thought I was dead." No sir, Here's your fine. Just don't let me see you do it again.

[–]Alfakyn 1 point2 points ago

Ah, Bethesda bugs

[–]dieselray9999 1 point2 points ago

i bet they keep the bugs in for brand recognition purposes.

[–]shamananana 1 point2 points ago

*You're

[–]Press_Z_toDownvote 1 point2 points ago

*you're

[–]Jabberminor 1 point2 points ago

Allen...

[–]starkid08 1 point2 points ago

[–]skyriman 1 point2 points ago

It's just a flesh wound!

[–]Gabe315 5 points6 points ago

Allan, please finish human head

[–]drum_playing_twig 2 points3 points ago

you're

[–]unholyrage 4 points5 points ago

What about his fine?

[–]Grummond 3 points4 points ago

My fine what?

[–]Ziroth 2 points3 points ago

[–]Endraxial 1 point2 points ago

Merely a flesh wound.

[–]Not_Your_Droids 2 points3 points ago

I really want to upvote this. I really do. "Your" ruined it for me though, and I suddenly find myself disinclined to do so.

[–]nekoashide 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, it's heading to the front page without you're help.

[–]Not_Your_Droids 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for that. You made me itch a little.

[–]lPFreely 0 points1 point ago

Your welcome, from all of us.

[–]Not_Your_Droids 0 points1 point ago

I sincerely hope that one day this will end.

[–]ChuckFiinley 0 points1 point ago

I can't hear you man! I gotta clean my ears! * checking pockets * YEAH, they are fine now!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Walk it off. You'll be fine.

[–]golfwang999 0 points1 point ago

Tis' only a flesh wound.

[–]SyntheticEddie 0 points1 point ago

This picture reminded me so much of New Model Army by Adam Roberts. Its about a society that removes peoples heads for commiting crimes and then reattach sensors so they can still see and hear. The main character joins the army and goes to another planet to fight. Its a really cool book.

[–]Daiski101 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of This.

[–]sculptedpixels 0 points1 point ago

That'll buff out.

[–]Elblacker 0 points1 point ago

That's no way to get ahead in the game.

[–]To_serve_and_protect 0 points1 point ago

I had a fine? Who fined me? What did I do to get a fine? How do I pay my fine????

[–]rhayward 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god! Look! It's Britney Spears!

[–]aryon984 0 points1 point ago

[–]dacookeymonsta 0 points1 point ago

Glitch or mod?

[–]Backpedal 0 points1 point ago

Not if I nah you fine first!

[–]rizlah 0 points1 point ago

funny, i did this quest just yesterday (finally gave fallout a try after all those years).

[–]Chupathingy12 0 points1 point ago

It's just a flesh wound.

[–]JetpackAwaaay 0 points1 point ago

You made a pretty big grammar mistake in the title and got to front page? I'm actually impressed.

[–]cheatonus 0 points1 point ago

My fine what?

[–]They_took_it 0 points1 point ago

"You eyeballin' me?"

[–]Volumest 0 points1 point ago

Just a fleshwound

[–]Ancomh 0 points1 point ago

kill him, take his stuff and then revive him in the console. cool

[–]Lolo4369 0 points1 point ago

It's just a flesh wound

[–]davedgd 0 points1 point ago

It's just gas.

[–]steakmeout 0 points1 point ago

Pvt. Ackerman's a real cunt head.

[–]StraightPorkin 0 points1 point ago

'Tis but a flesh wound.

[–]Ontopourmama 0 points1 point ago

Walk it off!

[–]ObeseMoreece 0 points1 point ago

Did he died?

[–]Net_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

Just give him a Band-aid and it'll heal right up.

[–]murderousmarty 0 points1 point ago

what game is this?

[–]CatoAsAPun 0 points1 point ago

Why is it that the dozens of people trying to correct the OP's spelling mistake are being upvoted? Aren't we supposed to downvote comments that add nothing to the topic?

And just so my comment isn't one of those:

This is one thing I love about games made on Bethesda's engines. Some glitches may be game breaking but they're usually patched or fixed while the funny glitches stay in there. It adds a sort of novelty value to the game after months/years of playing, and I mean that in a good way.

[–]akuta 0 points1 point ago

[–]MishaRaptor 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought what it would feel like to put your dick in his breathing hole?

[–]vault15 0 points1 point ago

good luck sifting through the comments to find anything related to that image.

[–]Woonsauce 0 points1 point ago

Allan, please design a head.

[–]icancolor -4 points-3 points ago

really no one? ok...my time to shine...

you're*

[–]brecheisen37 3 points4 points ago

You didn't feel like reading the top comment?

[–]Suboptimus -2 points-1 points ago

your what?

[–]icancolor 0 points1 point ago

nvm i was correcting the title..but i just noticed it has already been corrected..i've made a fool of myself :(

[–]Drachaus 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't correct someone's grammar or spelling if I couldn't seem to find the shift key on a keyboard.

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[–]faction60 5 points6 points ago

holy shit, what a complete faggot

[–]badboy7576 0 points1 point ago

What did he say?

[–]doctor457 1 point2 points ago

We'll never know.

[–]faction60 1 point2 points ago

he said "wow, you used the wrong form of you're!!" but in 3 paragraphs after getting his thesaurus out

[–]snappin -1 points0 points ago

Alan please add head

[–]Thergal -1 points0 points ago

So I bought fallout 3 ages ago on steam, I haven't played it more then 50 minutes or so, I got overencumbered and ragequit, but is it worth picking up again?

[–]Brett686 -1 points0 points ago

you're*

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

*you're

[–]agrapedope -1 points0 points ago

ur