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[–]UNEification 283 points284 points ago

I hate to say this but without the stupid mustache, Hitler isn't not attractive. He's almost.... kinda okay?

[–]Wargall 478 points479 points ago

HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY WOULD FUCK HITLER!

[–]Seven_Sins_Lust 107 points108 points ago

FUCK HITLER!

[–]beergoggles69 35 points36 points ago

Hey now, let's not say anything we can't take back

[–]Whitentaco 13 points14 points ago

It's okay, you were responding to lust, that's what he does.

[–]SexyStevie 16 points17 points ago

[–]mikev7743 27 points28 points ago

Come on man. Hitler wasnt THAT bad. He did kill Hitler after all.

[–]picturesofmiceandmen 6 points7 points ago

He did kill the guy who killed Hitler though so....double edged blade.

[–]skullturf 6 points7 points ago

But he also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Hitler... Now I'm confused.

[–]gilgada 6 points7 points ago

But in the end he was defeated by Hitler...

[–]Pumpernickell 5 points6 points ago

Careful... you will bring the enormous power of the fourth Reich upon you!

[–]Lord_Subway 40 points41 points ago

Hes tagged now "hitler fucker"

[–]cablewire 15 points16 points ago

this is going to really confuse me when I'm sober.

[–]UNEification 0 points1 point ago

Aw shit, and the other comment people have me tagged for is about the time I masturbated with icy-hot. People on Reddit know me as "Icy-Hot" and "Hitler Fucker". God dammit.

[–]Lord_Subway 1 point2 points ago

Ive retagged you "masturbates with icy hot while thinking about hitler"

[–]hoonmaster 8 points9 points ago

I'd tap him.

[–]whynotpatrick 9 points10 points ago

I'm sure Fucking Hitler would be perfectly ALL-WHITE

[–]Not_Invited 1 point2 points ago

I have now tagged UNEification as "would fuck hitler".

[–]MuffinzxD 1 point2 points ago

I hope u guys know that hitler was born with only one testicle. If anything is missing its his left nut...

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

I'm a girl if that makes it any better.

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

Yes, that totally makes it okay and normal that you want to have sex with Hitler

[–]UNEification 0 points1 point ago

I didn't say that, I just said he wasn't unattractive without the mustache. jesus.

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

WHAT? YOU SAY YOU'D CUDDLE WITH HIM AFTERWARDS?

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GIRL WANTS TO CUDDLE WITH HITLER

[–]UNEification 1 point2 points ago

Oh fuck my life.

[–]mesh1 1 point2 points ago

In my head "This guys a phony!" followed "HEY EVERYBODY!"

[–]wadetype 5 points6 points ago

To be fair they'd also fuck the guy who killed Hitler...

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[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 1 point2 points ago

Without the moustache he looks like he could just be your neighbours grandpa or something, kind of weird how much that small bit of facial hair changed his appearance.

[–]jointsmcdank 1 point2 points ago

A tad mod looking.

[–]derpherpatitis 56 points57 points ago

"Aww who is that nice young man. Look into his eyes, he looks so sweet and innocent." -Add mustache- "oh shit look at that psychopathic dictaiting murder! Oh hitler you tricked us again!"

[–]VietRevenant 10 points11 points ago

"Oh, Hitler" meme in 3...2...1...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

How about not.

[–]FlyingPasta 46 points47 points ago

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

If they stay this good I'll allow it.

[–]boxedlogic 7 points8 points ago

I'm sure we can get some better ones with some concentration.

[–]Sabrages 4 points5 points ago

[–]VietRevenant -1 points0 points ago

Just to be clear, I was being sarcastic. I in no way want this to actually happen.

[–]UNEification 0 points1 point ago

this disturbs me on a few levels.

[–]StrangerBL 11 points12 points ago

I think he looks more attractive with the mustache on. Too bad his actions ruined this awesome facial hairstyle for everyone.

[–]FritzHaarmann 7 points8 points ago

Besides, the Hitlerstache was considered very stylish at this time. He was a sexy Führer.

[–]Gothika_47 2 points3 points ago

I fear mustasheless hitler more :(

[–]xTRYPTAMINEx 8 points9 points ago

He looks like a male professor McGonagall from Harry Potter

You will never think of him the same again.

[–]dopeybanana93 7 points8 points ago

I also see a bit of Michael Emerson who played Benjamin Linus on Lost.... Hmmm

[–]cumfarts 2 points3 points ago

he's downreich jewtiful

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god my brain hurts from trying to comprehend what you said. Please correct it.

[–]GiPes 1 point2 points ago

It's his hair, they don't go well without the mustache.

[–]thelittlewhitebird 1 point2 points ago

he looks very similar to hugh laurie. kinda.

[–]freakzilla149 0 points1 point ago

And maybe he was even attractive in his younger days... gasp

[–]ZeekySantos 0 points1 point ago

He's got a kind of droopy eyelid though.

[–]IM_YOUR_GOD 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]origin_rejuv 133 points134 points ago

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 23 points24 points ago

Wow, he is actually quite handsome.

[–]boxedlogic 7 points8 points ago

Don't be fooled by dem earbuds.

[–]L_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

Dem buds....mmmmmmm

[–]IraeDeorum 56 points57 points ago

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[–]ladiesngentlemenplz 48 points49 points ago

[–]b0sw0rth 7 points8 points ago

holy shit, That actor would be perfect in a movie about Hitler. And he's such an amazing actor too! Having said that, this is about as likely to happen as Hugh Laurie playing Gordon Freeman in a Half Life movie.

[–]chairitable 2 points3 points ago

yeah, but once you act as Hitler, you can't not act as Hitler..

[–]jointsmcdank 3 points4 points ago

Not the only similarity, either.

[–]belowthelaw 0 points1 point ago

I thought he looked a little like Christopher Hitchens.

[–]Ginger-Nerd 0 points1 point ago

Michael Emerson is the best, i like his performance in Person of Interest, it's amazing.

[–]AXrino 34 points35 points ago

Is there a "something missing" subreddit? If not, there should be.

[–]opus666 46 points47 points ago

I think we're missing that subreddit.

[–]ChurnedIntoButter[S] 22 points23 points ago

r/allanaddasubreddit

[–]code_primate 15 points16 points ago

Ok

Wanna mod it?

Edit: since several people are interested, I'll probably give it to someone who is active on the sub after two weeks or something.

[–]famousonmars 17 points18 points ago

Is it missing a mod?

[–]iamnotbrian 2 points3 points ago

subbed

[–]Alex-the-3217th 1 point2 points ago

I have witnessed the birth of a sub.

I'd mod, but who'd be mad enough to give me power?

[–]hitlersshit 1 point2 points ago

I will mod it.

[–]flobots204 0 points1 point ago

I'll do it.

[–]Anthony_Hopkins 0 points1 point ago

You should ask Karmanaut if he's interested.

[–]OMNIPHILIAC 0 points1 point ago

I'd gladly mod.

[–]PhotoshopMogul 53 points54 points ago

is one of his eyes bigger than the other or what

[–]Amsterdom 17 points18 points ago

yes... yes it is

[–]skinnywhitemale 14 points15 points ago

why??? why it is?

[–]Razoken 14 points15 points ago

It happens.

[–]worker32 5 points6 points ago

Genetics and chromosome scrambling.

[–]boxedlogic 12 points13 points ago

Radiohead's next album.

[–]PeteRoss 6 points7 points ago

I notice this with every person.

[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

Not a single person on Earth has a left side of the face that matches up with the right side of their face. The angle and shape of the eye is one of the more noticeable features.

[–]Alascar 3 points4 points ago

I can't unsee this.

[–]CDangerC 2 points3 points ago

I just tried to find something on it. No luck. Looks fucky for sure.

[–]redsunglasses 1 point2 points ago

It's partly the angle. And I would wager that your eyes are different sizes, too. Faces are very rarely symmetrical.

[–]Hoodooz39 5 points6 points ago

Seriously, if I saw that picture of him, I would not have a clue that it was Hitler. Can a square inch patch of hair really make that much difference?

[–]jimmytheone45 0 points1 point ago

Apparently, according to your very own observation

[–]Hoodooz39 1 point2 points ago

But that's just anecdotal evidence, which doesn't fly here on Reddit.

[–]caseysaysRAWR 25 points26 points ago

He actually looks...not evil...

It was the mustache all along...

[–]DrDWayneLove 2 points3 points ago

I think he looks even more evil. Look at that scowl.

[–]panda_zombies 8 points9 points ago

I'm to lazy to photoshop but this would be a great time to add a new more stylish mustache in.

[–]Lolologist 4 points5 points ago

Or a far less stylish one! A fu-manchu! A handlebar! Hipster styles! Go crazy with Photoshop.

[–]BeastofChicken 7 points8 points ago

This made me wonder what he'd look like with a different mustache. Here's the result:

http://i.imgur.com/OGOEe.jpg

Not sure what I think about it. I feel conflicted. I think the next course of action would be to put his normal mustache on other famous people, and see if they turn evil.

[–]Luffykins 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a 1910's French artist with that mustache.

[–]Windir19 2 points3 points ago

Lenin Hitler?

[–]feckinmik 8 points9 points ago

Never noticed before, but Hitler actually had very pretty eyes.

[–]deferoamor 4 points5 points ago

My girlfriend thought it was Christopher Walken!

[–]dericpeace 4 points5 points ago

After seeing this, I think that should a movie ever be done about Hitler, Kevin Spacey should play the part. He's got the same exact clay-like quality.

[–]fetchlycosfetch 0 points1 point ago

I regret I cannot upvote this comment more than once...

[–]jcbdewees 10 points11 points ago

He looks like Thomas Lennon.

[–]ArsonParty 11 points12 points ago

I think this belongs in r/pics or r/funny, just a heads up

[–]Iamspamable 15 points16 points ago

Then again, we're all used to the idea of Hitler have his signature mustache and so seing a picture of him without any is a throw-off, basically a wtf moment. Hence, this last part does make worthy of being in r/WTF. Really, not all the links submitted to this subreddit HAVE to be NSFW or gory or absolutely grandiose. Let's just also enjoy this sort of mild stuff too.

[–]megret 7 points8 points ago

[–]teaearlgreyhot1701 5 points6 points ago

Looks almost like Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element.

[–]cheese_dreams 0 points1 point ago

Well, he is a monster...

[–]colher 2 points3 points ago

This looks like my boyfriends father. I could not stop laughing. I won't be able to keep a straight face when we have family visits any more. Thank you so much for this.

[–]stig185 2 points3 points ago

The creepy thing is that I can see myself looking like this in ten/twenty years :s

[–]Red_Woody 2 points3 points ago

He looks like an older Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy.

[–]-TheBender- 2 points3 points ago

Oh Lord, it's Gary Oldman.

[–]ishottheserif 2 points3 points ago

So how could this guy not notice his dad missing his mustache?

[–]Kuusou 2 points3 points ago

I think there is more than just the mustache missing. Somethings looks really different about him. As if it's two people.

[–]duxbellorum2313 2 points3 points ago

He looks so sad and misunderstood... He's still a dick though.

[–]rastapasta808 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone else think he looks exactly like Kevin Spacey??

[–]HeyFunkyPianist 8 points9 points ago

Why does that missing 'tash make him look so innocent?

[–]KIPhoto 5 points6 points ago

Exactly what I was trying to figure out. I think we associate so much evil with the image of him we know best, slicked hair combed to one side, the mustache and uniform. Here he just looks like any other man.

[–]partysnatcher 4 points5 points ago

He's basically a geek who tried to look authoritarian, or if you will, his time's version of "badass". He looked harmless without it, that's why he grew facial hair. Hide parts of your face with something people associate with strength. It's a compensation thing. Much like most of today's beard-wearers.

[–]Vlad164164 1 point2 points ago

It... just doesn't look right...

[–]Miraga 1 point2 points ago

Who is this guy? He looks like a nice man.

[–]PPCwarren 1 point2 points ago

so did he have a cleft pallet/upper lip?

[–]Iroquois-Pliskin 1 point2 points ago

Einstein looks weird without his mustache.

[–]FrogDie 1 point2 points ago

Picture of Hitler? TO THE FRONT PAGE!

[–]crisk21 1 point2 points ago

I just realized how emo Hitler's hair is.

[–]OrangeBeverage 1 point2 points ago

Why would you google something missing.

[–]txdale 0 points1 point ago

he is looking to hop on the Allen bandwagon, which i did shamefully in my comment on this thread.

[–]Anarchophobia 1 point2 points ago

Hitler had only one testicle. You are right. Something is really missing.

[–]Fwob 1 point2 points ago

He looks like benjamin linus from lost.

[–]Hezad 1 point2 points ago

Poor guy. He deserves a mustache. http://imgur.com/0FW4N

[–]pappeske 1 point2 points ago

The way it looks like he's missing his SOUL distracted me from the missing moustache.

[–]ajw827 1 point2 points ago

Mustache or not, he still looks like a twat.

[–]TeenageAnimeLife 1 point2 points ago

...why would you Google that?

[–]HeatherMary1515 1 point2 points ago

.... Hitler kinda has beautiful eyes..... :-/

[–]JAsherP 1 point2 points ago

I almost didn't recognize him.

[–]DuckyFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Kind of looks like Hillary Clinton.

[–]aTrafficCone 2 points3 points ago

i've been browsing for a few days, and after all i've seen, i made an account just to uppvote this. thank you.

[–]Immamac1995 0 points1 point ago

He kinda looks like an old woman.

[–]txdale 0 points1 point ago

DAMN IT ALLEN!!!

[–]2muffins 0 points1 point ago

TIL I've never really looked at Hitler. I've always just stated at the stache.

[–]WhatWasThatNow 0 points1 point ago

Why Google that? Where you actually missing something?

[–]stagfury 0 points1 point ago

My thought process. "Oh hey that's Hitler! Is the title saying our society got something missing and it's Hitler? Wait a second, something doesn't look right....mhmm where is the mustache?"

[–]csar_dressing 0 points1 point ago

Kind of reminds me of Steve Carrell....

[–]BreutFawce 0 points1 point ago

Who's this handsome fellow?

[–]binod_d86 0 points1 point ago

In Google or on Hitler face ?

[–]someredditguy 0 points1 point ago

The great artist that could have been.

[–]Chugabilly 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my Dad. No matter what I do, or how I look at it, He still looks like my Dad.

[–]Savoir_Faire 0 points1 point ago

Man, those eyes are so dark. He looks haunted.

[–]Stujelmabok 0 points1 point ago

This looks scarily like an older version of a Danish friend of mine. Except he's ginga.

[–]sasemax 0 points1 point ago

Looks a bit like an old lesbian.

[–]pastamanrofl 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else feel compelled to put their finger up horizontally in front of his upper lip?

[–]Madonkadonk 0 points1 point ago

Charlie Chaplin without a mustache and hat?

[–]TiffaWhatsit 0 points1 point ago

Made ke think of an awesome game for childrens birthday parties! Fuck pin the tail on the donkey..

[–]andioji 0 points1 point ago

I immediately thought of Kate Gosselin.

[–]Killer_taco28 0 points1 point ago

I don't give a flying doodle about the mustache. Dem eyes, though. That's a different story.

[–]swiftwoshi 0 points1 point ago

He almost looks sane...

[–]MrRedTRex 0 points1 point ago

looks like Thomas Lennon

[–]ReneBelloq 0 points1 point ago

[–]emceelokey 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a sad, not buff John Cena.

[–]KCbizzy 0 points1 point ago

Sunglasses!!!

[–]lhommealenvers 0 points1 point ago

I don't miss him, though.

[–]lucasreher 0 points1 point ago

What's up with his right eye 0_o

[–]durtyhairy 0 points1 point ago

The king of mgmt

[–]lwbii00 0 points1 point ago

His pupils are two different sizes.

[–]DJTimeless 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Martin Sheen

[–]MrRicey 0 points1 point ago

If we only done this before ze war, all his powers would be no more

[–]mr-snuffles 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a hipster

[–]blickblocks 0 points1 point ago

Old men who look like lesbians.

[–]mpg1846 0 points1 point ago

Hipster Barrista?

[–]automatic66 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a thinner KD Lang.

[–]kaiseresc 0 points1 point ago

now you're just some mustache that I used to own.

[–]dat_penguin 0 points1 point ago

He'd have to write a sequel to Mein Kempf once I was through with him.

[–]backward_z 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or are his irises two different sizes?

[–]mikesicle 0 points1 point ago

Zorg!

[–]S1ip9 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly Buscemi

[–]Shifty2o2 0 points1 point ago

gary oldman

[–]MericaFsckYeah 0 points1 point ago

He kind of looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt or a middle aged woman.

[–]code_makes_me_happy 0 points1 point ago

Hitler's boi faic!

[–]Nfc24 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a butch lesbian. That's all.

[–]Gigi_Alex 0 points1 point ago

Without the moustache the only thing I notice in the picture is that one eye looks smaller than the other.

[–]friedjerk 0 points1 point ago

If you cover his left eye with your thumb he doesn't look too bad

[–]cheezncrackerz 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he had it to distract from the wonky eye, because that's the first time I've noticed it.

[–]ITdoug 0 points1 point ago

Daniel Craig would make an amazing Hitler if there ever was such a thing

[–]sonastyinc 0 points1 point ago

Hugh Laurie?

[–]FreakinWolfy_ 0 points1 point ago

He suddenly doesn't look so dastardly...

[–]skylowr 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think he looks kinda feminine in this shot? I don't know. Maybe it's a reich to think so.

[–]crappymissy 0 points1 point ago

He looks like David Carradine to me.

[–]Drewski27 0 points1 point ago

looks like tilda swintons long lost brother.

[–]ReekSisblax 0 points1 point ago

What's with his eyes?

[–]CylonbabyLiam 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I know who that is, that's Aldof Jones!

[–]sakaionrye 0 points1 point ago

Hitler was probably the cutest baby

[–]Papaver-Somniferum 0 points1 point ago

At first I didn't even notice the absent mustache and assumed it was a joke about that dude having only one of his balls.

[–]compromisinglie 0 points1 point ago

i don't know what it's called... cornea, iris, retina.. no idea, but anyone notice the size difference in his eyes? i've never noticed before this.

[–]Thatswhatshesaid3909 0 points1 point ago

This guy ain't one of us he says he wants to fuck sheep ... So long dirty sheep fucker..

[–]unicornprincess666[!] 0 points1 point ago

Kinda looks like Ron Weasley.

[–]poetryinthewater -1 points0 points ago

[–]martusfine 0 points1 point ago

That seems like a bad photoshop, actually.

[–]CoriJane 3 points4 points ago

Probably because that's what it actually is.

[–]Sinus2310 0 points1 point ago

This Kinder humor make mein Fuhrious