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Walking outside with my Boss...He ask's me if I smoke...I answered "Smoke what?"...His reaction (imgur.com)

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[–]AlphaRedditor 404 points405 points ago

Incoming random drug test.

[–]Lcar210 13 points14 points ago

All hail the sin crunch king.

[–][deleted] 154 points155 points ago

This reminds me of something that happened to me one time.

When I was working at Denny's as a cook, we didn't have drug tests. I mean they knew the staff there was doing all sorts of shit. Hell, the managers were doing it with us. Nobody was going to drug test at a Denny's. But then one day they did. Word came down from on high that everyone, managers on down, had to go in to this nearby clinic to give a sample.

Anyway, I was alright. I was actually on a sober streak because my new girlfriend was raging hot and didn't want me doing anything dangerous since I think she had her eye on us getting married. The problem was that she worked with me at that same Denny's. And while telling me NOT to smoke pot, she had been going out and doing cocaine with our fucking assistant manager. COCAINE.

So she freaks the fuck out. Starts screaming IN THE STORE. "I'M NOT TAKING A GOD-DAMN DRUG TEST. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THIS SHIT." Starts storming toward the front of the store. Now like I said, she's gorgeous, just drop dead gorgeous. And her tits are swinging under her shirt and she's huffing and wild-eyed. Well this dude walking in the door as she storms out, he sees her and asks her what's the matter and asks if she's just quit and asks if she wants to come back to his place and fuck to get the anger out of her system.

This kid that was walking in at the same moment was holding one of those ice cream pops with the wooden handle and the cream in the middle. She grabs it from him, bends this guy over, pulls down his pants, and, I shit you not, sticks it right up his ass. Right in front of me and the managers and this kid and everyone.

So yeah, she didn't have to take the drug test because she got fired. But the dude was way cooler about it so she didn't get arrested or anything. Fucking drug tests man.

[–]Linktank 770 points771 points ago

Nothing has ever not happened as much as this didn't happen.

[–]Ceejae 212 points213 points ago

It sounded quite plausible right up until she stuck an ice cream up a guys ass. Do you have any idea how hard it would be to stick any object up an unwilling person's ass? Impossible hard.

[–]dkdchiizu 80 points81 points ago

However impossible ice cream up a guys ass seems, finding a drop-dead gorgeous waitress at a Denny's restaurant has GOTTA be ten fold.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 14 points15 points ago

To be fair, he didn't say at The Waffle House. The story may still hold true...

[–]gammarayzzz 1 point2 points ago

This is true, I hooked up with a super babe once that worked at a Denny's. She got mad tips.

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    [–]arah91 111 points112 points ago

    He never said that it was unwilling, and he was dtf.

    [–]sheriff_skullface 112 points113 points ago

    "Oh yeah baby! Twist the stick. I'm melting it so fast! Soon we can read the joke!

    [–]Albub 15 points16 points ago

    This was a smile until 'Soon we can read the joke!' at which point it became a laugh. The arousal and enthusiasm I picture in this man's voice are nothing short of hysterical.

    [–]kevinwillis2291 12 points13 points ago

    They don't call it a push-pop for nothin'.

    [–]EnlightermENT 2 points3 points ago

    I actually love you.

    [–]kevinwillis2291 1 point2 points ago

    You know the song goes "...we all scream for ice cream", but I have the feeling he was the only one screaming here.

    P.S. Love you too :3

    [–]Fappin_Alone_Guy 1 point2 points ago

    You sir are comedy gold!!!

    [–]Magicgypsierape 12 points13 points ago

    I can go as far as the wooden stick making slight penetration, but just imagine, a colorful, delicious, sugary and rapidly deteroriating popsicle being inserted into a mans anus....cant happen. Dammit, now I want icecream.

    [–]huenixion 20 points21 points ago

    icecram

    [–]Mr_Titicaca 6 points7 points ago

    I lost it at rapidly deteriorating.

    [–]ItalianRapscallion 1 point2 points ago

    this sounds like a challenge you really don't want to propose to the internet...

    [–]AlanTRobot 25 points26 points ago

    nothings impossible. Obviously you need a day trip to a penitentiary

    [–]MANNASAURAS_GOD 9 points10 points ago

    Right because prison is full of chicks forcing shit up dudes asses one vs one.

    [–]AcidFiend 43 points44 points ago

    BRB, HEADED TO PRISON.

    [–]mitchybaer 5 points6 points ago

    I think he's just referring to the whole "Do you have any idea how hard it would be to stick any object up an unwilling person's ass? Impossible hard." statement that Ceejae made. Not specifically women forcing shit up guys asses.

    [–]Incongruity7 4 points5 points ago

    The key word term here is "ice cream pop." It isn't dense enough to enter an unwilling person's ass.

    Don't worry, this probably never happened.

    edit:clarity

    [–]MANNASAURAS_GOD 1 point2 points ago

    I agree, I just think that Ceejae was talking about the clearly fake situation. We all know anal rape happens but I would think that it is done under much more difficult circumstances. If it is done easily I would say its either not by force, a gang rape, weapons and threats. I guess this has gone on long, but the point remains that a woman doing this would be really hard.

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      [–]acespace 2 points3 points ago

      Depends how willing he was, really. Like there's no way someone could just come in here and bend me over and start shoving shit up my ass. No way at all. So dont bother trying. It wont get you anywhere. Just stop. Dont do it.

      [–]TennuyanRyu 4 points5 points ago

      You sure? holds up a TV remote eagerly

      [–]TheDreadGazeebo 1 point2 points ago

      suuuure....

      [–]JonnieGoodboyTyler 2 points3 points ago

      A Popsicle? I don't know about you, but I foresee that going into an ass fairly easy...especially when one doesn't expect it.

      [–]Mr_Titicaca 1 point2 points ago

      Oh my friend...you have no idea about the wonders that happen in Maricopa County.

      [–]MyOtherAccountIsGood 1 point2 points ago

      I skipped the story and read your comment. Needless to say I had to go back.

      [–]rockstang 1 point2 points ago

      Ever see a motivated coke head before?

      [–]Rudeboy658 1 point2 points ago

      Oh man. A good hearty laugh. Enjoy your uptoke

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        [–]onenifty 66 points67 points ago

        Really?

        [–]AcidFiend 79 points80 points ago

        Really?

        [–]hellovaturnip 14 points15 points ago

        EY BOYS, WE GOT A SPAAAAAH!

        [–]karlizkool350 4 points5 points ago

        THAT ENT IS A SPY!

        [–]Hortisimo63 21 points22 points ago

        I love you right now

        [–]Aggrandizer 2 points3 points ago

        oh my god did you make this [7]

        [–]Phillip_Enos 18 points19 points ago

        I really thought this was going to link to a page that just says 'The Holocaust.'

        [–]blankblank 3 points4 points ago

        Meh, still upvoted.

        [–]IchTuDirWeh 1 point2 points ago

        I laughed way harder at this comment than the parent comment lmao

        [–]Sangricarn 1 point2 points ago

        I lol'd

        [–]Zertiof 1 point2 points ago

        Well it was entertaining

        [–]lCHANCHOl 5 points6 points ago

        Come on

        [–]Mattgratson 5 points6 points ago

        Guys, we're supposed to be the ones who don't care if it happened or not. I came here to LAUGH, not bicker and doubt others.

        [–]LeSandwiich 20 points21 points ago

        We're not supposed to be anything... just because we get high doesn't make us any less naive then regular redditors, you can laugh all you want, but when it's this obvious that it's a troll, there is nothing wrong with pointing it out.

        [–]-notacanadian 2 points3 points ago

        "A victory for Upfish! but a staggering loss of control for Hardcastle." - Wizard People

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          [–]verstas 27 points28 points ago

          But the dude was way cooler about it

          I bet.

          [–]thebadguyy 14 points15 points ago

          I just giggled like a little girl. Thanks for that.

          [–]redninjamonkey 5 points6 points ago

          Did someone just stick ice cream up your ass?

          [–]waythingschange 55 points56 points ago

          Normally I hate it when people on reddit say the same phrases over and over again, but I think this one is warranted: Boy, that escalated quickly.

          [–]Krags 8 points9 points ago

          Was expecting a loch ness monster, honestly.

          [–]Loch-ness_monster 5 points6 points ago

          Ima need about tree-fiddy

          [–]Krags 3 points4 points ago

          I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

          [–]ajoshw 10 points11 points ago

          http://i.imgur.com/QQqJO.gif

          [–]canoftomatoes 16 points17 points ago

          Lost credibility when he said "drop dead gorgeous" and "works at denny's" in the same sentence

          [–]ivapealot 2 points3 points ago

          How did I get here?

          [–]Werewolfgirl34 18 points19 points ago

          She was pissed off and some random guy who walked in asked if she wanted to fuck? Gross, I would have shoved ice cream up his ass too. It's so creepy how people think they can say weird sexual stuff to girls just because they're attractive. Being pretty doesn't mean she wants to fuck you or is even thinking about sex.

          [–]thebadguyy 14 points15 points ago

          Fuck you. Being creepy and asking someone if they want to fuck is nowhere on the level of actually being raped with ice cream!

          [–]Werewolfgirl34 16 points17 points ago

          That's just the cold slimy feeling of justice, my friend.

          [–]thebadguyy 10 points11 points ago

          Well.....in retrospect, I guess the guy didn't specify how he wanted to fuck.

          [–]FlutterShy- 1 point2 points ago

          Is it really creepy to ask if someone wants to fuck? Why doesn't society make sense?!

          [–]o0mrjoe0o 1 point2 points ago

          Because society is full of people who give too many fucks. People whose Jimmies are rustled too easily. Also the pope.

          [–]unplural 20 points21 points ago

          yeah but asking someone if they wanna fuck does not justify getting sodomized...

          [–]ytrewq2013 35 points36 points ago

          False: Homosexuals

          [–]unplural 6 points7 points ago

          as "sodomy" can also refer to acts of oral sex, i guess i should have qualified my statement with "against their will" :p

          [–]TennuyanRyu 1 point2 points ago

          I actually went to check if this was true.... and well, TIL.

          [–]Krags 6 points7 points ago

          Wanting to be sodomized by the sodomizer is the only thing which justifies getting sodomized.

          Now that word no longer seems to make any sense to me. Also, "The Sodomizer" would make for a really weird supervillain.

          [–]AlanTRobot 3 points4 points ago

          It's also a terrible basic cable show

          [–]Magicgypsierape 4 points5 points ago

          Wait, but she shoved icecream up his ass, that is sexual.....rather hot and arousing for me. imagine this, a hot, young, fiery girl who smells like breakfast food trying to shove icecream up your ass n getting all dominant.....ohhhhhh man

          [–]kigrax 2 points3 points ago

          read in hank hills voice

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            [–]youropinionman420 2 points3 points ago

            what the fuck.....

            [–]EPIC_BAGELS9000 2 points3 points ago

            She should really get help with the cocaine addiction.That shit will mess you up later.

            [–]brizzi 2 points3 points ago

            what the hell.. lol this is like one of those 4chan stories that starts out pretty normal and sorta predictable but then takes a really messed up turn for the weird.

            [–]MormonJ3sus 1 point2 points ago

            What the fuck did I just read

            [–]thattreesguy 1 point2 points ago

            she didnt want you doing anything while she went out and did coke with some other dude? cool chick.

            [–]mensink 1 point2 points ago

            Sooooo, when did you get married?

            [–]checout8 2 points3 points ago

            holly shit man! hahaha

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              [–]keiyakins 1 point2 points ago

              I don't smoke weed or tobacco. I want to start smoking my own meat, then say something like that, just to mess with the drug testers. (then get fired for 'abusing' adderall which I have a proper prescription for and use at the correct doses and everything. >_>)

              [–]Retreaux 1 point2 points ago

              Maybe, but my answer would be:

              "I don't smoke cigarettes, but I will have a cigar on occasion."

              Bingo.

              [–]dsr541 1 point2 points ago

              Haha yup, why the fuck would OP say that.

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                [–]DiscoMonkay 75 points76 points ago

                Fuuuuck. How did you follow up?

                [–]esiper[S] 313 points314 points ago

                I responded with " I meant menthol or non-menthol "

                [–]DiscoMonkay 191 points192 points ago

                You cool-headed motherfucker. Very well done.

                [–]da_muffinman 51 points52 points ago

                it's so kosher here in cali that you'd more likely be met with disapproval by revealing you smoke cigs than weed. you guys should move here, man

                [–]DiscoMonkay 8 points9 points ago

                I wish.

                Which city is the big city for weed? I've always figured L.A but it's statewide regulation, so is it just as easy to get green in San Francisco or San Diego?

                [–]da_muffinman 14 points15 points ago

                I have a buddy who just moved to San Diego, and just last week we tried to track down some dispensaries but they were all closed for some reason...though on weedmaps we found several delivery services which were still legal & legit...though not as much selection.

                I live in Los Angeles, where there's as many dispensaries as 7-11s. That green cross is literally everywhere.

                I hear Oakland is pretty liberal with it. Not sure about SF

                [–]DiscoMonkay 8 points9 points ago

                Man alive, thanks for indulging my curiosity.

                I can only wish a bit harder.

                [–]da_muffinman 5 points6 points ago

                what's holding you back?

                [–]DiscoMonkay 5 points6 points ago

                Starting university next year, being a teenager severely limits ones ability to travel.

                If I had the money and ability, I'd be state-side in a week.

                [–]da_muffinman 5 points6 points ago

                You're 18, you can do whatever you want! Though if you have a good thing lined up, I'd say see it through...education is important, just don't think it will get you a job haha. After I graduated from college I came straight to Cali - no friends, no job lined up. I found both.

                Perhaps by the time you're done weed will be decrim in your state anyway...though imo the climate & culture in socal are hard to beat. Don't let the "cost of living" be a deterrent - yes rent can be higher, and gas is slightly higher, but there's so much market competition that foods/goods/necessities I've found to be generally the same (I lived in St Louis, Kirksville, Columbia MO). I pay $525/mo for my own room.

                food for thought

                [–]ant_upvotes 2 points3 points ago

                I figure, san diego is closer to mexico, which is closer to the cartels, who of course, are in with the politicans, who in turn close the legal stores.

                [–]da_muffinman 1 point2 points ago

                interesting hypothesis. It seems something happened very recently, as many of the dispensary locations were still listed, but abandoned, as if they were just shut down. It may have just been that particular, suburbany area changing ordinance. or the feds. or aliens.

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                  [–]TwwIX 2 points3 points ago

                  We got all kinds of dispensaries here in Sacramento. From mom and pop shops to bigger and more professional dispensaries like the Abatin Wellness Center that was recently opened here by Montel Williams. However, the local government has been shutting down a lot of them over the past year by harassing and threatening the owners of the buildings. The state is drowning in debt yet we still have morons like the ones in my county that are continuously fighting a pointless war, killing jobs and a viable source of tax revenue. People are going to continue to use is it regardless of its legality.

                  /end of rant

                  [–]Ch-Ch-Chia 1 point2 points ago

                  Humboldt.

                  [–]MrCrippy 1 point2 points ago

                  So when you find out how expensive California is and then find out how cheap it is in San Bernardino when compared to the rest of the state, don't do it... It isn't worth it.

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                      [–]420patience[!] 10 points11 points ago

                      not really, no cigarette-smoker would be asked if he smoked and actually be concerned with whether or not he [was asked if he] smoked menthols or non-menthols.

                      edit: for clarity

                      [–]DiscoMonkay 6 points7 points ago

                      Well what other way out of such a precarious situation do you propose?

                      [–]420patience[!] 32 points33 points ago

                      If I was asked by my boss if I smoke?

                      I'd say "No."

                      If I realized I had already flubbed and said "Smoke what?"

                      I'd follow up with "I don't smoke cigarettes, but I enjoy some good pipe tobacco."

                      or

                      "I don't smoke cigarettes, but sometimes I'll smoke a cigar on a special occasions."

                      or

                      "I don't smoke cigarettes, but I've smoked shisha at the hookah bar downtown before."

                      (all of which are true)

                      [–]johkonut 16 points17 points ago

                      "I don't smoke cigarettes, I smoke marijuana."

                      [–]420patience[!] 6 points7 points ago

                      "I don't like reggae; I love it."

                      [–]AcidFiend 27 points28 points ago

                      Or pole.

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                          [–]voo055 1 point2 points ago

                          kinda

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                            [–]littering_aaand 13 points14 points ago

                            You're that clever bastard that always gets people on the fake handshake.

                            You're cheeky. I like you.

                            That extrapolated quickly.

                            [–]H-Resin 5 points6 points ago

                            Him: "non-menthol"

                            You: "Nah, I don't smoke cigarettes"

                            [–]420patience[!] 11 points12 points ago

                            "I don't smoke cigarettes, but I enjoy some good pipe tobacco."

                            or

                            "I don't smoke cigarettes, but sometimes I'll smoke a cigar on a special occasions."

                            or

                            "I don't smoke cigarettes, but I've smoked shisha at the hookah bar downtown before."

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                              [–]thebadguyy 30 points31 points ago

                              Do you smoke?

                              The one fatal question to any toker. Ive noticed that even if the person does smoke cigarettes too they ALWAYS answer with "Smoke what?"

                              [–]420patience[!] 10 points11 points ago

                              only if they smoke more than cigarettes.

                              most people who smoke probably only smoke cigarettes.

                              [–]thebadguyy 4 points5 points ago

                              Yeah, but still I'd figure that if they smoked both then a "Yes" would be an easy ass-saver there, but I can understand why they wouldn't.

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                                [–]xMeRcHanDiSe 4 points5 points ago

                                Hell, I don't even smoke anymore and I STILL answer with "Smoke what?"

                                [–]hobbes987 1 point2 points ago

                                I just say "not cigarettes"

                                [–]peckerbrown 1 point2 points ago

                                I tend to say 'No--I smoulder...'.

                                [–]danielgrak 164 points165 points ago

                                That's the second longest staring contest I've ever had with a goat.

                                [–]Zaefire 125 points126 points ago

                                I am about 95% sure that is a sheep. Goats are shit at staring contests and that thing is a frickin pro.

                                [–]Mr_Titicaca 12 points13 points ago

                                Not gonna lie...it looks like a sheoat!

                                [–]thenuge26 5 points6 points ago

                                Nah, it's a goaeep.

                                [–]desert_cruiser 6 points7 points ago

                                that is a sheep not a goat

                                [–]red321red321 6 points7 points ago

                                i watched that shit with one eye shut i thought it was going to crawl out of my screen and attack me

                                [–]sheriff_skullface 2 points3 points ago

                                keep waiting. it's a long gif.

                                [–]Mr_Titicaca 5 points6 points ago

                                The 20 minute mark is when it gets good.

                                [–]corneconomy 4 points5 points ago

                                You have clearly never tried to stare down a sheep you have chased around the field for 20 minutes.

                                [–]TexAvery90 2 points3 points ago

                                AMA, had a starring contest with a sheep, didn't (or did) have sexual relations

                                [–]lilbithyphy 1 point2 points ago

                                Tell us about the first!

                                [–]kodemage 72 points73 points ago

                                Best answer: "Cigarettes? Noooooooope ."

                                [–]Cat_that_says_meow 41 points42 points ago

                                I like how the o's get tiny[7]

                                [–]bobothetwit 25 points26 points ago

                                Oooooooooooooo h you do, do you?

                                [–]imtrent 37 points38 points ago

                                OOOO O O OOOOOO O O O OOOOOO O O O O O OOOOO O O O OOOO O O O

                                [–]imtrent 23 points24 points ago

                                That took forever at a [9]

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                                  [–]gbot26 1 point2 points ago

                                  You do, do you doo-doo? Do you?

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                                    [–]openeyes756 44 points45 points ago

                                    That is creepy as fuck! [4]

                                    [–]douglasSOfresh 20 points21 points ago

                                    Sheep stares into your soul. So help you god

                                    [–]red321red321 11 points12 points ago

                                    have the lambs stopped screaming yet clarice?

                                    [–]BonutDot 23 points24 points ago

                                    For future reference, the correct response is "Cigarettes are bad for you", combined with a stern look on your face for a few seconds. Nice and ambiguous, while still being completely truthful.

                                    [–]th3r3isnooneh3r3 2 points3 points ago

                                    I uptoked, started scrolling up, had a lightbulb moment, furiously scrolled back down and understood.

                                    So there. [5]

                                    [–]lawlolawl144 1 point2 points ago

                                    Another good way to put it if the person asking you seems like they smoke too is, "I only smoke socially."

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                                      [–]SentSS 18 points19 points ago

                                      Watching that gave me the biggest grin and I let out a quiet snicker at the end because shit he was still looking at me!

                                      [–]gumbogogo 20 points21 points ago

                                      Nobody ever brings up CIGARS in these situations. Accidentally say "smoke what?" and they give you a weird look? Laugh a little and say, "no, I smoke cigars" then laugh a little after.

                                      Easy cheese

                                      [–]fuss58 13 points14 points ago

                                      i was just having a stare-off with that sheep for what seemed like an eternity.

                                      [–]capt_ishmael 39 points40 points ago

                                      Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable...

                                      [–]TinyMu 16 points17 points ago

                                      Please elaborate.

                                      [–]bobothetwit 27 points28 points ago

                                      Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable...

                                      [–]ANAL_EMANCIPATOR 2 points3 points ago

                                      Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Uncomfortable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable, Unconformable...

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                                        [–]matt420therose 8 points9 points ago

                                        I just laughed my ass off three times in a row. Thanks for this haha

                                        [–]cheeserail 7 points8 points ago

                                        Oh my god that was killing me as it just stared...

                                        [–]brochundo 13 points14 points ago

                                        holy shit i lost it

                                        [–]bakedaslays 9 points10 points ago

                                        Where was the last place you saw it?

                                        [–]Nick321321 1 point2 points ago

                                        god dammit man. its all over everything

                                        [–]brochundo 1 point2 points ago

                                        fuck it, cant find it

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                                          [–]halfmanhalfcupboard 6 points7 points ago

                                          Your boss is a sheep? That's intense.

                                          [–]trikillr42 4 points5 points ago

                                          Always answer no haha.

                                          [–]juanup91 6 points7 points ago

                                          i. am. dying.

                                          [–]jackzilla7 4 points5 points ago

                                          I didn't realize I was at an [8] until I watched this. Thank you.

                                          [–]jlind022 4 points5 points ago

                                          I don't know how much I believe that this "raging hot", "drop dead gorgeous", girlfriend worked at Denny's to begin with....

                                          [–]Cormasaurus 4 points5 points ago

                                          Read your comment and had no idea what you were talking about, scrolled down a bit, read the Denny's story, and now everything makes sense.

                                          [–]Mr_Titicaca 4 points5 points ago

                                          After a while, I completely forgot why the fuck I was even in this page since it all turned into that story with that hot tittied chick. Then I clicked on the link again...fuck.

                                          [–]Incongruity7 1 point2 points ago

                                          Don't worry, it probably never happened.

                                          [–]bornrevolution 1 point2 points ago

                                          This was my first thought. No waitress at any Denny's I've ever been to has had an even ok looking waitress. Either old, or trashy as fuck.

                                          Then again one man's trash...

                                          [–]twasFunny 2 points3 points ago

                                          dat stare, omg im dying lol

                                          [–]SpaceMonkey77 2 points3 points ago

                                          ask's?

                                          [–]Bondsy 2 points3 points ago

                                          I will never get tired of this gif.

                                          [–]dogboobes 2 points3 points ago

                                          I did this in the doctor's office once haha.

                                          At first I was like this... and then I was like this.

                                          [–]dgdrling 2 points3 points ago

                                          long .gif is long

                                          [–]kuanica 1 point2 points ago

                                          Way to go, champ. Hey - maybe he's a closet ent and you guys will spark up the occasional spliff during the break.

                                          [–]SailingEditor 1 point2 points ago

                                          Worst thing ever to watch at a [6], i kept waiting and waiting letting the awkwardness build up, I thought it was going to change to something happy but it just looped !

                                          [–]Phil_Bam69 1 point2 points ago

                                          Me at a [8] This is gif is pretty entertaining, Kept me entertained for a while.

                                          [–]abovTheclouds 1 point2 points ago

                                          Dude why was he smiling at you like that? [8]

                                          [–]ProcrastinatorsUnite 1 point2 points ago

                                          that sheep looks at you for a long time.

                                          [–]Uncreativity_Alarm 1 point2 points ago

                                          Dude, your boss is a sheep?

                                          [–]prototype945 1 point2 points ago

                                          For some reason this thing reminds me of Ryan Reynolds [6]

                                          [–]Tanniith 1 point2 points ago

                                          Whoops.

                                          [–]surger1 1 point2 points ago

                                          Fuck you sheep. Judging me! You're a gif and incapable of thought... Asshole

                                          [–]hydrohydro 1 point2 points ago

                                          I remember being pulled into the schools Resource Officer's office under the suspicion I was high, I was sleeping in class, first period of the day.

                                          Anyways, the Officer asked me if I had smoked marijuana, I replied, dumbly, "Today?"

                                          [–]treepulse 1 point2 points ago

                                          I was at my buddy's work today and he's clocking out. His coworker asks if he's got any plans after work and my buddy says "nah probably just gonna go home and blaze" and then notices his boss walking by. His boss just grinned and kept walking. Also, my boss (who happens to be that same friends old boss) has come into work baked multiple time. After my friend quit, he asked my boss "so do you smoke?" And my boss said "i can't confirm nor deny anything".

                                          [–]legalize_happiness 1 point2 points ago

                                          that's when you turn to the "i meant hookah"

                                          [–]Unknown_Artist 1 point2 points ago

                                          In my language "blowjob" is called "smoking a dick"... so when someone asks you if you smoke, you NEVER say "Smoke what?".

                                          Also in my country marijuana is considered a drug on the same level with heroin, cocaine and other shit like that. Breaks my heart.

                                          It will never get legalized, not even in a million years. What's worse is there are a lot of young people that agree with it, so if someone learns that you smoked pot you are branded a junkie as if you are on the needle. Also, the penalties for possession and usage are scary.

                                          [–]PunyProtozoa 1 point2 points ago

                                          tabaaaaco?

                                          [–]lizard_almighty 1 point2 points ago

                                          "Cigars or just cigarettes?" Is my play off response in case I'm not getting any green love.

                                          [–]CHAINSAW_GUTSFUCK 1 point2 points ago

                                          I don't ever upvote. But that fucking goat/sheep gave me a good laugh paired with your title, so WHAT THE FUCK, HAVE THE GODDAMN UPTOKE.

                                          [–]Levi_Garrett 1 point2 points ago

                                          that is a creepy long stare. it made me feel uncomfortable.

                                          [–]SodaPopp 0 points1 point ago

                                          Lmfao. I can't stop laughing at this gif.

                                          Bravo.

                                          [–]EndymionAwake 0 points1 point ago

                                          Well that's what you get for working as a Shepard.

                                          [–]Sumbohdie 0 points1 point ago

                                          that goat has seen my soul. it stared for far too long. [7]

                                          [–]BadMotorFinger77 0 points1 point ago

                                          Yeah, you kinda get stuck in a verbal shit hole when one answers that question like that lol.

                                          [–]dubDalts 0 points1 point ago

                                          Hey man, it was worth a try. Who knows; man coulda been a huge ENT and u have no idea. I commend your bravery/freudian slip

                                          [–]bgrem261 0 points1 point ago

                                          Ouch my soul...

                                          [–]jsherman256 0 points1 point ago

                                          A good response is "I don't smoke cigarettes"

                                          [–]SuperKlydeFrog 0 points1 point ago

                                          I swear dude, just weed. I aint doin that banana-shit. Nuh-uh; no way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuDJzPyO0mM

                                          [–]chucKing 0 points1 point ago

                                          Are we talking manager at Papa John's, or CEO of Fortune 500 company here? Definitely a varying degree of severity in this situation...

                                          [–]rauf107 0 points1 point ago

                                          I lost my shit at [9] when it stared at me for like 15 seconds.

                                          [–]irregodless 0 points1 point ago

                                          "...because I smoke the competition. (cough)

                                          [–]AlertAtheist 0 points1 point ago

                                          Wow I laughed way too hard at this.

                                          [–]Baddiekins 0 points1 point ago

                                          I never understand the problem with this question. It seems like a valid question to ask.

                                          [–]myneighborsmokeweed 0 points1 point ago

                                          i laughed for a long time [6]...fuck! so much for quitting

                                          [–]daejeeduma 0 points1 point ago

                                          this is a hint that you should smoke together

                                          [–]beingpoliteisrude 0 points1 point ago

                                          This made me laugh out loud, you clever prick...

                                          [–]DDCHGeo 0 points1 point ago

                                          THIS MAKES ME WANT CHIcken now

                                          [–]TennuyanRyu 0 points1 point ago

                                          Dem soul-less lamb eyes....

                                          [–]AllizGood 0 points1 point ago

                                          he was like. "get the fuck outta here with that bullshit..."

                                          [–]Dick_Lovejoy 0 points1 point ago

                                          Maybe he thought you were implying you smoked cock

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