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all 126 comments

[–]mitkase 47 points48 points ago

Is that a dick in a box?

[–]ZarehB 13 points14 points ago

No. It's Dick Fil A

[–]harrydorcas 2 points3 points ago

[–]Clarkson55 39 points40 points ago

They're actually called dicken tenders

[–]sexi_squidward[S] 18 points19 points ago

I regret not calling it this in the title lol

[–]tookiselite12 20 points21 points ago

Eh, just post it again tomorrow around noon.

[–]nnnrtn 0 points1 point ago

that one looks like a chicken stiffy.

[–]Tyler_Durdan 14 points15 points ago

that's clearly a happy meal.

[–]HickoryDickoryDank 10 points11 points ago

Meal and toy all in one.

[–]SwiftToStreetlight 1 point2 points ago

I love your username, good sir.

[–]sanderman123 11 points12 points ago

Now we know what Elvis was talking about when he said, "Love me tender."

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

I groaned audibly. You earned your upvote.

[–]jayembee 20 points21 points ago

[–]feedthefantasy 23 points24 points ago

[–]Solomaxwell6 2 points3 points ago

Whenever that first gif is posted, someone responds with the reversed one. But goddamn if it doesn't make me laugh every single time.

[–]jimozu -2 points-1 points ago

...fuck it, have an upvote.

[–]msaifhassan 8 points9 points ago

Did you eat it from the base or top?

[–]sexi_squidward[S] 9 points10 points ago

From the base...I was awkwardly by myself as I was waiting to get a haircut in the mall lol

[–]Goldps 5 points6 points ago

That's made from real cock you know.

[–]shakensunshine 1 point2 points ago

So did you gag when swallowing it?

[–]goingTofu 3 points4 points ago

I hope someone got a well timed picture of you taking the first bite

[–]Bombdiggitybomber 3 points4 points ago

[–]sexi_squidward[S] 3 points4 points ago

DAMMIT....WHY AM I NEVER CLEVER ENOUGH TO THINK OF POST TITLES LIKE THIS!

[–]Cartersdaddy 4 points5 points ago

From the good christian chicken people no less! Blasphemy!

[–]jeeaudley 3 points4 points ago

Cock- a- doodle - doo

[–]frid 3 points4 points ago

ba-kawk!

[–]Clarkson55 0 points1 point ago

Just imagined that in Will Smith's voice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVEawirSl7o 0:46

[–]TheAdamantArchvile 4 points5 points ago

This is you shouldn't eat at Chik-Fil-A. You'll always end up getting stiffed.

[–]killingzone 0 points1 point ago

and stuffed

[–]prometheus199 6 points7 points ago

I WANT CHICK FIL A

[–]I_Like_You_Too 2 points3 points ago

Even worse when you live across the country from them...

[–]mirabellamoose 1 point2 points ago

This! I'm from Alabama, and you know what effing Washington state has none of? Delicious Chick-Fil-A. :-(

[–]CountryMXBarbie 1 point2 points ago

Agreed! Lived in North Carolina for 3 years and had all the Chik-Fil-A and Bojangles my little stomach could handle and now I'm back in Washington and have none of it.

[–]Jdb172 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea how people live without Bojangles and Cracker Barrel.

[–]CountryMXBarbie 0 points1 point ago

I had completely forgotten about Cracker Barrel for a minute. I miss that one too.

EDIT: I just found out I can buy Cracker Barrel store items online, including their muffin and pancake mixes. My world is now a much better place.

[–]I_Like_You_Too 1 point2 points ago

From Florida, live in WA now...I am sad.

[–]Solomaxwell6 0 points1 point ago

When I moved from New York to Virginia, it was as if a whole new world had opened up to me.

[–]prometheus199 0 points1 point ago

I live like 40 miles from one....

[–]Galifianafuck13 2 points3 points ago

I just really wanna stick that tender in my mouth

[–]Krotor 2 points3 points ago

Was there sauce with it?

[–]wookiesandwich 11 points12 points ago

fuckin chic-fil-a FTW

that shits so good I don't even care that they're evenagelicals who close on Sundays

[–]dancepanda 9 points10 points ago

That's the number one time of the week I want to eat there. It's a curse.

[–]dominicanlou 4 points5 points ago

I dealt with the whole evangelical thing like I do with bible quotes printed on the bottom of in n out cups because they're both fucking delicious.. but I drew the line when I found out they donate to anti gay rights activist groups.

[–]elkins9293 0 points1 point ago

See, I know they support those guys, but the chicken man. Its just soooo good. I can't help it anymore! I just have to eat it.

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

I have worked there for nearly a year and I still love it.

[–]BeautifulLittleLies 1 point2 points ago

Thats because you get free Chick-fil-a. Free Chick-fil-a would make me love my job, too.

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, I mean as far as I'm concerned its just another fast food place. They are really careful in hiring though, so we end up with nice coworkers. Besides that, the only difference is our awesome food.

[–]Vidalio 1 point2 points ago

so that's where it went!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's a hung-ass chicken tender.

[–]Aperture_Scientist4 1 point2 points ago

If it bothered you, you could have broken it in half before pulling it out of the box.

[–]KaitouKuroba 1 point2 points ago

Chickfile? More like dickfile *badum *tss

[–]KidCasey 0 points1 point ago

Knew someone would beat me to the punch on that one.

[–]Get_Hard 1 point2 points ago

Chick fil a: secretly gay

[–]ninjadudenitro 1 point2 points ago

I thought this was a /r/mildlyinteresting post.

[–]JoelMontgomery 0 points1 point ago

I don't know.. Looks more tough than tender to me

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

Okay, seriously, this is the fifth thing on r/funny I've seen today that looks like a dick!

[–]dirkandersen 0 points1 point ago

Everyone is dickin around I know!

[–]N05f3r47u 0 points1 point ago

Damn, Reddit sure seems to be finding a lot of dick-shaped things recently.

[–]dirkandersen 0 points1 point ago

They're all dickheads...

[–]paisanwest 0 points1 point ago

I dunno that chicken tender looks pretty hard to me...

[–]dirkandersen 0 points1 point ago

There's a chance it's not chicken.

[–]Banana_Zombie 0 points1 point ago

That must have been a huge chicken.

[–]hickgorilla 0 points1 point ago

I bet you still gladly put it in your mouth.

[–]Xroadsblues 0 points1 point ago

Yeah..but how did you eat it?

[–]strangetemples 0 points1 point ago

This kind of reminds me of Drawn Together.

[–]mcknicker 0 points1 point ago

We are rapidly approaching a catastrophic dick to cat imbalance on the front page of Reddit. Fellow Redditors, I appreciate your keen ability to spot the shape of a dick in nearly any object, be it natural or manmade, but, please, for the love of God, let's get some motherfucking cats posted or something.

[–]Aseconverse 0 points1 point ago

Cock tender, not chicken.

[–]johnnybgoode17 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god I thought that was a nugget. I got REALLY jealous

[–]Lives_I_Touched 0 points1 point ago

This probably won't help you sleep at night.

[–]INFEKTEK 0 points1 point ago

Did it melt in your mouth?

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

Ha! I work at ChickFilA preparing nuggets, strips, fries, etc. and I haven't seen that happen yet.

[–]JonathanWarner 0 points1 point ago

They gave you a One-strip in a Three-strip box. Either somebody is too last to put them in a tighter fitting box, or you ate the other two.

[–]SpaceJockey1979 0 points1 point ago

You obviously saved the best for last ;)

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

you can eat it balls first, if it makes you feel better

[–]shaggietv4 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure its chicken? all I see is cock

[–]noxert323 0 points1 point ago

there is no way i could eat that.

[–]Buckwyld1986 0 points1 point ago

More like chicken member.

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't care. I've eaten quite a few dick-shaped things in public because they were delicious. I have zero shame when it comes to good food.

[–]Ilostmytoe 0 points1 point ago

If you wasn't so ugly, I'd put mah dick in yo face. dick in yo face, put my dick in yo faccccce, yeahhh

[–]SpectreFire 0 points1 point ago

Your chicken tender doesn't look that tender.

[–]imperator285 0 points1 point ago

Lawsuit.

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

Penises are inappropriate now?

[–]E1minster 0 points1 point ago

So....did you eat it?

[–]monk_A8 0 points1 point ago

you should sell it. People sell chicken nuggets on e-bay nowadays

[–]blooregard325i 0 points1 point ago

Your duck head is upside down, ya sick freak... ;)

[–]x3r0h0ur 0 points1 point ago

Looks like 2, someone laid them across each other.

[–]cyboninja 0 points1 point ago

How did you eat it? I just imagine that every way would be pretty uncomfortable.

[–]KyleDrewAPicture 0 points1 point ago

I'd just feel dirty eating that.

[–]Pregnenolone 0 points1 point ago

Come on girl, eat that penis! I can't eat all of it.

Tyrita, come down on these penises with me.

Oh Joe Rogan, you crazy!

[–]DeadAimHeadshot 0 points1 point ago

So you got the McCock?

[–]HighDefHotDog 0 points1 point ago

As long as you eat it balls first, you're not gay.

[–]ShakinBacon 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, had Chick fil a.

[–]Neonpeekaboo 0 points1 point ago

So, you got your dicken tender, made from real cock, sure... But what about dem nuggets?

[–]LeahLynne 0 points1 point ago

Oooh those dirty, dirty mormons!

[–]kpop101 0 points1 point ago

Well, did you eat it?

[–]La_Symboliste 0 points1 point ago

It's a chick dick

[–]iagainsti 0 points1 point ago

I see your dick nugget and raise you mine.

[–]Jimmy8085 0 points1 point ago

You pretend it's chicken We pretend it's chicken So let's call it chicken!

[–]twasthenightbefore 0 points1 point ago

[–]Hero_Sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Chic-Fellatio

[–]stevelev 0 points1 point ago

Focus on the Family's not gonna like that...

[–]MisiterSinister 0 points1 point ago

Maybe its not chicken at all- Could taste like chicken

[–]manatee_farts 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love Chik Fil A. My favorite meal there is a 12-count (also known as the "preteen") meal, an additional 8-count, and bbq, buffalo, and polynesian sauces. I dip each nugget in the bbq, then the buffalo, before consumption. Only a few nuggets get the polynesian, as it is hard to beat the deliciousness of the bbq/buffalo combo.

My mouth is now watering.

[–]CaptainTim1982 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a space gun.

[–]TheShaeDee 0 points1 point ago

You have just found the holy visage of the Chick-Fil-A lord and savoir Jesus Christ.

[–]supermario69 0 points1 point ago

For an organization that's anti-gay, they sure do send the wrong message.

[–]AlphaRedditor 0 points1 point ago

Chick-fil-a never makes mistakes. They knew.

[–]expendabledispenser 0 points1 point ago

dip the tip in ranch...

[–]Commander_Cheza 0 points1 point ago

Chic-fil-a, really wish I was in the south to get some of that :( we need one in Alaska

[–]divvd 0 points1 point ago

AND AT A CHRISTIAN INSTITUTION, I AM APPALLED

relevant

[–]tehcharon 1 point2 points ago

Donates money to anti gay causes.

Makes customers eat dicks.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA -1 points0 points ago

Asian penis

[–]Tommy9x6 -1 points0 points ago

that looks like a cock

[–]slurred_bird -1 points0 points ago

Chicken tenderLOIN.

[–]StornZ -1 points0 points ago

so go complain to kfc not reddit

[–]goguy007 -2 points-1 points ago

Ummmm....bro that's not a piece of chicken........-------NINJA