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When someone tells me I've had too much to drink..... (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by whodeywant_flip

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

Indeed sir, indeed.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 4 points5 points ago

I always make it home ok and i"m up for work the next morning.

[–]whodeywant_flip[S] 8 points9 points ago

It is a skill not everyone is blessed with.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

aye, working hungover/carryover is a bitch.

[–]murdahmamurdah 2 points3 points ago

Necessary evil. What am I supposed to do? Not get drunk? HA.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

lucky you

[–]jurb13 4 points5 points ago

Story of my life. Then again its the summer. What else to I do other than work and party?

[–]Thats_Puffin_Talk 4 points5 points ago

The first time I got cut off by a bartender I tipped her. Then fell on my ass because I thought there was a bar stool behind me.

[–]thetebe 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for being cool to the barstaff, man

[–]SleazySteve 3 points4 points ago

Ironic. He had a drinking problem.

[–]thebluesaracudas 2 points3 points ago

and we salute him for it.

[–]thetebe 0 points1 point ago

I don't.

[–]mikemcg 0 points1 point ago

Then I don't think you're the "we" thebluesaracudas means.

[–]thetebe 0 points1 point ago

Then I belive It falls upon thebluesaracudas to be more specifi.

[–]ReturnThroughAether 1 point2 points ago

If your friends tell you you've had too much (barring the need to drive), you need better friends.

[–]Ryugi -3 points-2 points ago

In my case, my friends just don't want to clean up vomit. None of us have ever thrown up because of intoxication, and we don't want to have to witness or clean up after the first.

[–]Mr-You 2 points3 points ago

If you were true friends you'd clean up your friends vomit and then put them to bed, that's what one of my good friends did for me, a couple of times, when I was really drunk. And I've done the same for him.

And here's what a bad friend did for me after I puked in his sink, punched me in the face a couple of times and then kicked me out of his house.

I guess my point is, choose your friends wisely. Vomit shouldn't be a big fucking deal.

[–]dogpaddle 0 points1 point ago

I once puked at a friend's party. Haven't hung out with that group in over a year. Fuck em.

[–]Ryugi -1 points0 points ago

We would if we had to, but we'd rather not deal with the puke. We take care of eachother so it doesn't get to the point of poisoning yourself so bad you have to throw up. That's what a good friend does.

[–]shoelessbob 0 points1 point ago

Please.

[–]SpellChick 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhh following his headshake is making me dizzy.

[–]redmosquito 0 points1 point ago

Remember, Red, bourbon is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

[–]freudian_nipple_slip 0 points1 point ago

"I'd only ask three beers apiece for my co-workers"

[–]JackieOrgasm 0 points1 point ago

That was Andy though!

[–]CanadianControl 0 points1 point ago

Why does Morgan Freeman look so much like Gus Fring here?

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