• 30% more atheists!
• 400% more females!
• Pop stars!
• Porn stars!
• Nameplates!
• Improved typography!
• Ayn Rand is still here. Get over it.
• Fixed a spelling error.

Edit: For those of you who didn't "get" it, and still might not, let me explain the subtle insinuations that make this awesome:

1. This is meant to poke a bit of fun at religious folks by pointing out that if their Sky God and his silly Sky Rules are real, then some of the brightest, most influential, most popular, <insert adjective here> people to have ever been born will be going to Hell.
2. Atheists don't actually believe they are going to Hell to kick it with these people. It's a statement of pride that we would (if it were true) gladly share that fate with our heroes who have gone fearlessly before us.

Edit 2: I understand quite well how unpopular Ayn Rand is on Reddit and I understand precisely why. I am not an Objectivist and disagree with her philosophy. I also disagree with certain things other people included here have said or done. My criteria for inclusion, however, was not "Do I worship this person?" I worship nobody. Rand was a very intelligent woman who believed that the use of one's mind (not blind faith, not tradition, not superstition) was the best way to solve problems and understand the world. That is why she was included. Less pigeonholing and less black and white thinking, please, for fuck's sake.