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[–]authorless 133 points134 points ago

[–]Ayatrollah_Umadi 32 points33 points ago

oh the flashbacks this triggered

[–]authorless 35 points36 points ago

[underConstruction.gif]

[–]Smiles1077 47 points48 points ago

This what you're looking for?

WARNING: Bandwidth heavy.

[–]fun_young_man 12 points13 points ago

Dialup Warning

[–]madcatlady 4 points5 points ago

I want some of these on maternity tshirts...

[–]Craigellachie 1 point2 points ago

Literally was more popular than porn.

[–]cyclicamp 21 points22 points ago

I swear I heard the Smells Like Teen Spirit "nirvan~1.mid" start playing when I saw that skull.

[–]zieren2 16 points17 points ago

Midi songs will forever remind me of those customizable Neopets homepages.

[–]Josmeister 1 point2 points ago

what on EARTH is that? I have seen it before, a lot of times, but have no idea where!

[–]Avien 109 points110 points ago

Hey you guys like my banner?

I also just added this really cool counter

[–]RandomWorkAccount 36 points37 points ago

oh god I used that exact banner on my first website. I'm not joking. it was SOOOO cool.

[–]Drawtaru 28 points29 points ago

It looks JUST LIKE FIRE!!!

[–]pieguyfry22 5 points6 points ago

[–]Dolomite808 20 points21 points ago

Where's the little torch gifs for the sides?

[–]genericusername123 321 points322 points ago

And make a spelling mistake in the title, in a clever ploy to make people comment and upvote. I'm onto your tricks!

[–]0bsesshun 137 points138 points ago

I mind as well join in the fun.

[–]el_banditos 152 points153 points ago

might if i join in too?

[–]rightjason 50 points51 points ago

I got my might on my money and my money on my might.

[–]Kellboy69 20 points21 points ago

Oh how the mind-y have fallen...

[–]sgruender14 3 points4 points ago

Might your manners!

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 1 point2 points ago

You can't tell Mindy Mouse what to do!

[–]bradavis65 1 point2 points ago

hey guys, might your own business!

[–]CeeBmata 1 point2 points ago

The OP mind have a learning disorder.

[–]d4vi3j03 24 points25 points ago

Its not a spelling mistake. Its a I don't know how this phrase is actually said mistake.

[–]austeregrim 10 points11 points ago

It's called an eggcorn. Seriously its a thing.

[–]AmeriSauce 6 points7 points ago

For all intense and porposes, eggcorn is a very real thing

[–]TheGrantParker 7 points8 points ago

For all in tents and porpoises.

FTFY

[–]Canis314 1 point2 points ago

Well, that certainly added nothing to his humorous comment.

[–]TheGrantParker 1 point2 points ago

I added tents :(

[–]gskrivo 4 points5 points ago

A co worker once asked how to spell "might as well." She said "It's just miles well, right?" I said yes.

[–]mamajamerson 25 points26 points ago

Is that a ploy? I compulsively downvote for mistakes in the title.

What's wrong with me?!

[–]genericusername123 26 points27 points ago

You often see posts with obvious spelling mistakes getting frontpaged, even when most of the comments section is discussing how silly the spelling mistake is. My theory (and probably other people's) is that someone will comment on the mistake, then upvote the post to make their own comment more likely to be seen.

[–]mamajamerson 8 points9 points ago

I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me on that.

But...that means that it's working because I'm commenting on it. Dammit!

[–]Garenzo 1 point2 points ago

Nothing. You're doing the right thing.

[–]alienbringer 2 points3 points ago

Before i clicked the link i thought it was intentional, and a play on words. Where the image or gif had something to do with the brain. After clicking on it i just shook my head in shame.

[–]dionysus6794 3 points4 points ago

Actually, I just upvoted, I'm not... Fuck

[–]tolstoyleo 67 points68 points ago

you_kicked_my_dog.mp3

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 23 points24 points ago

You do not tell me to fuck

[–]albebop 8 points9 points ago

You fucking asshole-man...

[–]RedStill 4 points5 points ago

I spent my childhood setting trees on fire and getting eaten by you

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 1 point2 points ago

I ate your mom too

[–]cosmoceratops 18 points19 points ago

So I'm in high school, Career And Life Management class. My friend pulls out his mp3 player and says, "Dude, you have to hear this." We're watching a video and the lights are out so we go for it, each with one ear bud. It was this clip.

At every stifled giggle, someone gives us a weird look. But they're not the teacher so we just keep going, slowly losing our minds in our seats. The looks get more and more concerned as this goes on.

Finally, I look at what we're watching - an STD awareness video. Not only that, it is an extremely graphic STD awareness video. To everyone else, my buddy and I had been laughing at pictures of malformed genitalia.

[–]drb00b 6 points7 points ago

before the days of youtube, downloading funny videos on limewire

[–]stallion89 4 points5 points ago

before the days of youtube, downloading funny videos on kazaa

Get off my lawn

[–]drb00b 2 points3 points ago

haha I had kaZaA for a while, and morpheus

[–]raven12456 1 point2 points ago

"She's lying!"

[–]genericusername123 114 points115 points ago

[–]stillnotking 53 points54 points ago

to the internet

To the World Wide Web, whippersnapper.

[–]BroganTheBoss 1 point2 points ago

No, no, the information superhighway, sonny boy.

[–]Canis314 1 point2 points ago

Check us out at www.nick.com, AOL keyword "nick"!

[–]Kongo204 5 points6 points ago

Thank you

[–]OmegaArcadia 6 points7 points ago

The initials of their name, LHC, are the same as those of the Large Hadron Collider which was later built at CERN.

Well, that's just totally irrelevant.

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

That's sad.

[–]thecacti 1 point2 points ago

sadly awesome?

[–]Thumbz8 16 points17 points ago

It should have been a cat.

[–]rawstone 33 points34 points ago

[–]StoneSigma 7 points8 points ago

I miss Palace Chat, SouthPark channel.

[–]HooDooOperator 1 point2 points ago

oh shit. i cant believe i just read those words. its been a long time since i thought of the palace south park channel.

[–]keiyakins 5 points6 points ago

I still see kids using forum avatars ripped out of there

[–]HooDooOperator 1 point2 points ago

remember editing those things pixel by pixel? it was totally worth the time...

[–]sweetcheeksbaby 2 points3 points ago

The palace was my shit, i spent hours on it. I miss it so much looking at that..

[–]Slippery-Pete 2 points3 points ago

Man, every single male in that picture has such horrible posture.

[–]S1ayer 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. I remember The Palace. I used to mod a palace name Firebird's Forest. That was a program where your avatar could literally be anything. Any picture. 90% of the people were those crappy "sk8er" avatars.

[–]bunglejerry 32 points33 points ago

That was back when 'meme' was a word that only evolutionary geneticists used.

[–]Hiredgoonthug 9 points10 points ago

I think I remember people calling them 'Fads'

[–]RedAero 3 points4 points ago

And pranks weren't called trolls.

[–]BAM225 50 points51 points ago

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

RIP headphone users.

[–]interfail 13 points14 points ago

You spelled hampster wrong.

[–]Momonga_In_Flight 57 points58 points ago

I think he spelled x wrong.

[–]bungholeo 10 points11 points ago

Im ashamed that i understand this reference.

[–]wicketr 1 point2 points ago

Fuck. And it's still laggy as shit 15 yrs later (on my phone)

[–]yayforcookies 24 points25 points ago

www.stickdeath.com

Holy shit, that site is still up.

[–]iQuatro 7 points8 points ago

My good friends dad is the creator of Stick Death, I never realized people outside our town knew about the site.

[–]yayforcookies 4 points5 points ago

That site was was got me through computer classes in high school. That at the Furby microwave on NewGrounds.

[–]buster2Xk 1 point2 points ago

You serious? Everyone knows about it.

[–]DrLasagna 1 point2 points ago

In Canada here, my childhood internet consisted of stick death, and stick page.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Jesus, it's weird seeing this...

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor

[–]DevlinSEN 1 point2 points ago

I was just about to post this, too. I can't believe that still exists.

[–]genericusername123 42 points43 points ago

[–]harsh2k5 8 points9 points ago

Does it ever end?

[–]Positronix 31 points32 points ago

The ending is the best part

[–]buster2Xk 11 points12 points ago

It's a long wait but definitely worth it.

[–]NothingInsightful 4 points5 points ago

Why kind of website is this? That isn't weebls-stuff.com

[–]mcgeem5 3 points4 points ago

I did enjoy that.

[–]triplea20x 2 points3 points ago

It makes me very happy that this link is purple

[–]veul 1 point2 points ago

Anyone subscribe to b3ta back in the day?

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/pie/

[–]omegacrunch 39 points40 points ago

Zombo.com

[–]genericusername123 20 points21 points ago

I heard anything was possible there. Is this true?

[–]omegacrunch 22 points23 points ago

Yes. The only limit is yourself

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 8 points9 points ago

What was the song that came along with this video? it was something like "I can't stop this feeling living inside of mee" ♫♪

Ninjaedit: Nevermind, found it!

[–]hillke 1 point2 points ago

OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA

[–]TimesWasting 4 points5 points ago

fuck, I had that on my geocities site

[–]Cozmo23 48 points49 points ago

[–]RedAero 18 points19 points ago

That's not even that old. Also, you might as well link to the original source and host, www.albinoblacksheep.com

[–]ellipses1 11 points12 points ago

Llama llama taste of Llama Llama in a car alarma Llama Llama duck

Papa smurf can I lick your ass? Yeah, lick my ass bitch!

I like bukkake, you like bukkake!

[–]The_Music 2 points3 points ago

You just overloaded my nostalgia meter.

[–]rawbamatic 7 points8 points ago

This video caused me to say "hokay" instead of "okay." I've even been able to slowly turn my girl to the dark side.

[–]colonpee 2 points3 points ago

I say the same thing. This video is also responsible for the "le" thing that everyone here hates.

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 14 points15 points ago

Ihatethatbabyihatethatbabyihatethatbaby....it just creeps me the fuck out since it first appeared.

[–]raven12456 20 points21 points ago

[–]sycatrix 8 points9 points ago

remember the video game for sega?

[–]StickyBunz1 6 points7 points ago

Cool Spot!

[–]hobbnet 20 points21 points ago

I mind as well too. I kiss you!

[–]space_boat 8 points9 points ago

That guy sounds pretty cool TBH.

[–]drunxor 12 points13 points ago

Real life borat?

[–]steroberts89 13 points14 points ago

It may just be my memory, or I've been spoiled by higher resolution monitors, but I swear the dancing baby was clearer than that.

[–]mtnkodiak 4 points5 points ago

...and the clip was definitely longer. Seems like the baby did a complete rotation.

[–]BabyLizard 7 points8 points ago

[–]AlphaRedditor 96 points97 points ago

The sad part is that there are probably people on Reddit who weren't alive during the first post.

[–]DefMyOnlyAccount 11 points12 points ago

I saw dancing baby in the comments of some post a week ago or so. The most upvoted reply was "what the hell is that?"

sadface.jpg

[–]genericusername123 69 points70 points ago

Yes I am really sad now, thinking about that.

(I'm not)

[–]Renmauzuo 66 points67 points ago

It fills me with sorrow to think that there are people doing things I do who are not the same age as me.

[–]genericusername123 38 points39 points ago

Need a shoulder to cry on*, buddy?

* must be between ages 28 and 32

[–]authorless 9 points10 points ago

(Dang, I am four years too old! Blast this infernal "being born in the seventies"!!!)

[–]space_boat 18 points19 points ago

Only 90's kids will get this.

[–]authorless 5 points6 points ago

Hey, I know about the Pokeman Z!

[–]bacon_pants 9 points10 points ago

Chill, my main man, you're still happenin' in a far out way! Catch you on the flip-side, ya dig?

[–]FlyingPasta 9 points10 points ago

Groovy!

Am I doing this right

[–]TheNerdist[S] 30 points31 points ago

It upsets me sometimes to know that Reddit is run by 14 year olds

[–]TaintedSquirrel 39 points40 points ago

24 year old, white, male, college student.

^ This is your 'average' Redditor.

[–]space_boat 28 points29 points ago

24 year old, white, male, college student (who acts 14 on the internet).

[–]Dolomite808 6 points7 points ago

[–]BagOnuts 7 points8 points ago

24 year old college student? I do not envy your student loans, Redditors...

[–]AtheistTVWeinberg 4 points5 points ago

It upsets me sometimes to know that /r/trees is run by 14 year olds

ftfy

[–]Umidk 1 point2 points ago

Not to upset you but when was it made? My early years on the internet went pretty much exclusively to Neopets.

[–]Tsury 18 points19 points ago

[–]progdrumr 4 points5 points ago

Lets not forget about Khaled-Mardam Bey's Nose

[–]boredcanadian 16 points17 points ago

image hosted by tripod

Nostalgia

[–]rcklmbr 3 points4 points ago

Even linked to a tripod page. Nice touch

[–]loconet 1 point2 points ago

* loconet slaps Tsury around a bit with a large trout

[–]Tsury 1 point2 points ago

Ping? Pong!

[–]tgian13 4 points5 points ago

No love for "Alien Song" yet? For shame!

[–]Yeeslander 3 points4 points ago

All Your Base, bitches.

[–]SanchoPandas 8 points9 points ago

This just reminded me of how much I hated Ally McBeal. Thanks...

[–]DutchJester 7 points8 points ago

[–]ATwig 2 points3 points ago

Original: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/magical+trevor/ (And it loops FOREVER!)

Also #4 is my favorite :P

[–]yosemitesquint 4 points5 points ago

Mind as well not.

[–]angriers 4 points5 points ago

[–]minecraftshaft 3 points4 points ago

the nerdist are you seriously the nerdist?

[–]darkside17 1 point2 points ago

Yes! OP please answer this!

[–]spyx5 2 points3 points ago

NO! We can't tamper with prehistoric internet!

[–]Tengushee 8 points9 points ago

Followed by some "all your base are belong to us action."

[–]pseudolobster 7 points8 points ago

Before All Your Base there was a little thing called "ate my balls"

[–]matthewsteez 7 points8 points ago

[–]halloni 18 points19 points ago

man he still hasn't registered that hypercam

[–]Zorca99 1 point2 points ago

Either you or another redditor used this as their comment on youtube

[–]degofx6 2 points3 points ago

I am watching "The Addams Family" More specifically it is the "Mumushka"" scene. I've seen this years before. It now fits with this. So, good timing. Thank you.

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 2 points3 points ago

[–]sampearl1 2 points3 points ago

It wasnt even the full gif!

[–]SgtSausage 2 points3 points ago

Mind?

[–]Twistatron 2 points3 points ago

[–]Tennouzan 3 points4 points ago

First saw this on Ally McBeal, no homo.

Edit: When it aired in Finland, which makes it 2000ish?

[–]Honeybeard 2 points3 points ago

I saw this on Ally McBeal. I loved the show (even enough to get it on DVD and watch it again), but some of the stuff in there was the loopiest stuff ever. I can't believe it was targeted at adults sometimes.

[–]Seen_Unseen 1 point2 points ago

Loved that shit though I think it aired around 1998 at that time. Damn.. Calista Flockhart, Lucy Liu, Portia Di Rossa all in their mid-twenties being all hot and stuff... Pretty depressing to realize that I'm now older then they were at that time :|

[–]space_boat 7 points8 points ago

First usage of *le.

[–]lordkabab 1 point2 points ago

First, well known incorrect usage of "le" in a comical scenario.

[–]noblee93 1 point2 points ago

I presume most on here aren't old enough to get this post... ah the good old days of the dancing baby!

[–]Solidbob 1 point2 points ago

Yep, we mind as well.

[–]TheJustin72 1 point2 points ago

Is the title some sort of elaborate joke?

what do you mind as well?

What is the explanation of that remark? What does mind as well mean?

[–]TheGreenShepherd 1 point2 points ago

Fuck no. Dancing babies - not. even. once.

[–]th1nker 1 point2 points ago

Every single time this picture ever gets posted, it gets huge loads of Karma. Proof reposting works

[–]GuyWhoSaysRepost 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]PotatoPotahto 1 point2 points ago

What's funny is this is a repost in itself

[–]TylerKeys 1 point2 points ago

[–]beckzilla 1 point2 points ago

ooga chaka

[–]Murry33 1 point2 points ago

So meta since this "start from the beginning" post is in itself a repost.

[–]gh0stwriter 1 point2 points ago

Awesome! I just found this very cool site by a dude name Maddox. He is soooo funny ROFL. Check out the name of the site!!!1 thebestpageintheuniverse.com

[–]gadorp 1 point2 points ago

I mind as well of spilled some melk on my pellow but that's asides the point.

I could of been a dick about you're grammer issue's but I could care less, its neither hear nor their.

[–]bigbadfox 1 point2 points ago

Wait... are you... no, no you cant be... Chris? Is that you Hardwick??

[–]NateTheGreat424 1 point2 points ago

Once of my best friend's Uncle worked on this. His name is John Chadwick I believe.

[–]happenings 1 point2 points ago

i still haven't learned what happened to this guy

[–]SoCo_cpp 1 point2 points ago

<snd=yahoo>

[–]DavidNatan 1 point2 points ago

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx?type=DIV1&byte=1477

I believe you're missing an important piece in the history of viral information.

[–]Clowncopter 1 point2 points ago

[–]shmushies 1 point2 points ago

Might* as well.

[–]Tori1313 1 point2 points ago

Might as well*

[–]slabadoodle 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted for spelling.

[–]conman_127 8 points9 points ago

No reddit no. Dont let this become a thing, the amount of repost is getting way to bad already.

[–]dontletmecum 18 points19 points ago

Shut up and nostalgia, damnit.

[–]yelper 2 points3 points ago

http://bellsnwhistles.com/ -- Your source for any 'under construction' gif!

[–]Honeybeard 1 point2 points ago

This website was my only used bookmark back in 2002. GeoCities had never seen such a fancier website.

[–]Prudencia 2 points3 points ago

This is a repost of a post that was joke about reposts

[–]icepickjones 1 point2 points ago

Ever dently this is what we are doing now?

[–]antoto013 1 point2 points ago

And now you're even reposting this very post, which comes around each month or so!

[–]jodox 1 point2 points ago

You don't know what you've done! Tomorrow, the front page will be full of gifs and pictures dating back 15 years. Thank god I'm a 90s kid thought and I'll understand them all.

[–]atzefanz 1 point2 points ago

my first wtf moments in the 90's exploring the internet. schoolmate showed me this site and it took me hours to delete the browser's history.

rotten.com

edit: link is nsfw

[–]HeavenSk8 1 point2 points ago

I was terrified of that website when I was a kid, my brother showed me some pictures and I thought "What an evil man, I am now scarred for life".

I visited that site again a few months ago and I was like "...This is nothing compared to the things i've seen on 4chan."

[–]CarlEatshands 0 points1 point ago

This used to be my screen saver in the 90's

[–]i-rawr123 0 points1 point ago

I haven't seen this since I was so little! Thank you.

[–]All_the_rage 0 points1 point ago

This is the second time I've seen the 'might as well start from the beginning' post.

[–]prairiedawg91 0 points1 point ago

Funny thing is, this is a repost of other people that posted this image making fun of it being a repost.

[–]DextrosKnight 0 points1 point ago

ah, the dancing baby. I remember my mom thinking this was the funniest damn thing in the world in 1996 or whenever it was.

[–]technodeviant 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen that version of the phrase yet...

[–]lordkabab 0 points1 point ago

Pure Pwnage.