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[–]Arizzletron 17 points18 points ago

I always felt so bad for Squidward in that episode. The guy wanted to play his clarinet :(

[–]norcal_toker 1 point2 points ago

fuck squidward, he's never nice to those awesome neighbors...

[–]captainsnow 16 points17 points ago

firmly GRASP IT!!!!!!!

[–]hint_of_sage -4 points-3 points ago

In your hand!!

[–]OriginalLurker 12 points13 points ago

I read this in patrick's voice and lost it at a [7].

[–]Darageth 1 point2 points ago

I went back and did that, all i have to say is thank you.

[–]impossiblyirrelevant 8 points9 points ago

I'm always afraid that I'm gonna grip it so tightly I shatter it lol

[–]Turgletoke 4 points5 points ago

I'm just imagining a house made entirely out of checkered bathroom floor tiles

[–]ThunderGyra 0 points1 point ago

Wait, that's not what it is?

[–]benvoelz[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yes that too haha

[–]EnjoyNaturesTrees 2 points3 points ago

I carry mine like a newborn. Firm and tight yet gently and loving

[–]thehof14 2 points3 points ago

It's hard for me to imagine life with an all tile house. I feel that would be terribly cold on my feet...[4]

[–]JuggaloRando 0 points1 point ago

It is, and a lot of broken glass, I buy pipes on sale I go through so many. [6]

[–]masturbassist 3 points4 points ago

Lololololol!!!!!! Yes!

[–]Freezing_Moon 1 point2 points ago

Tiles never forgive.

[–]SativaSunday 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha

[–]Slothforth 1 point2 points ago

I ALWAYS UPTOKE SPONGEBOB RELATED POSTS

[–]zodiac720 0 points1 point ago

Same with an open bottle/jar of dank

[–]sandyholly3 0 points1 point ago

Did you watch this episode today???

[–]KingPoopty 0 points1 point ago

What's a tile house?

Is it like a hospital?

[–]canitazeyou2014 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it just means he/she has a tiled floor instead of a rug.

[–]benvoelz[S] 0 points1 point ago

Precisely.

[–]peanutbudder 0 points1 point ago

I carry mine like a waiter serves a table a bottle of wine. Two hands, one on the neck and one cupping the bottom, the bong tilted a bit to keep the water in.

[–]AustralianStudENT 0 points1 point ago

This same picture, with nearly the same title appears almost weekly now.

[–]cA05GfJ2K6 0 points1 point ago

Patrick's voice during this scene is so deeply ingrained in my head

[–]parkadactyl 0 points1 point ago

Is it sad that the first thing that came into my mind when I saw this pic was masturbation?

[–]Radioactive24 0 points1 point ago

1 rule: No bongs on the floor.

[–]yogi89 0 points1 point ago

that's how my first bong died, my frient turned out the light and I came back into the garage to smoke and I kicked it. It was sad.

[–]Radioactive24 0 points1 point ago

My first was lost to this as well. Friend put it down in front of him on the couch while his legs were crossed. Uncrossed his leg without thinking and boom, broken.

[–]yogi89 0 points1 point ago

always sad to lose a loved one :_(

[–]Radioactive24 0 points1 point ago

Oddly enough, he didn't break the tree perc, so when someone broke the tree perc on my second bong, I fused them together and made a double tree perc Frankenbong.

[–]K011in 0 points1 point ago

I love how this gets reposted aabout once a month and I always upvote it

[–]Trease 0 points1 point ago

Lol pattrick, FIRMLY GRASP IT!!

[–]paulvip33 -1 points0 points ago

True statement

[–]smfc -3 points-2 points ago

This meme is so overused in r/trees.

[–]where_are_the_trees -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 0 points1 point ago

So true

[–]slvspartan 0 points1 point ago

agreed

[–]yogi89 -2 points-1 points ago

what