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[–]Feltron 3 points4 points ago

If you liked this post then you're sure to like http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/

Obviously nsfw

[–]Derpez23 0 points1 point ago

I thank you with an up vote

[–]ricecoreyr 0 points1 point ago

You said kitties and titties.....why did I see a vagina. kittiesntittiesnvaginas*

[–]Feltron 1 point2 points ago

kitties=pussies. Both have a double meaning, its not missleading.

TheMoarYouKnow.jpg

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

Boobies!

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

I hate to be "this guy" but when you said titties and kitties I didn't expect a huge penis to pop on my screen.

[–]dieselnut -1 points0 points ago

Where are the kitties? ... oh, oh, those kitties. Alright, I'll let it be.

[–]PlumDrop 1 point2 points ago

I'd love to be those boobs right now.

[–]Slowbow 0 points1 point ago

I would have chosen the same

[–]Dmoser 0 points1 point ago

When a cat does it, its fine, but when I walk up to a girl in the bar and try the exact thing, suddenly I'm registering as a sex offender...

[–]mockjiggah 0 points1 point ago

Those boobs are massive o.O

[–]qpid 0 points1 point ago

/r/hugeboobs would disagree

[–]savagechindi 0 points1 point ago

Every mans dream

[–]thepony88 0 points1 point ago

because boobs

[–]bradavis65 0 points1 point ago

TITTIIIEEEESSS!… erm, I mean KITTIIIEEEE! sorry reddit, I still have much to learn

[–]CaptainOblvious 0 points1 point ago

Hey, it's reddit.

[–]TheGuyThatAteYourDog 0 points1 point ago

If I was a cat for a day...

[–]toolusingmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

All of a sudden many random people want to take lots of cute pics of the kitty