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[–]appleton_in_my_glass 192 points193 points ago

My dad always jokingly responds, "I'm an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac - I stay up all night thinking about whether or not there really is a Dog."

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexia Association

[–]Tossedinthebin 5 points6 points ago

Dyslexics of the world untie!

[–]free_to_try 2 points3 points ago

Next DNA meeting at my place.

As requested, I've rented the Chevy Chase film 'FELTCH'.

[–]StripRip 6 points7 points ago

Cruel.

[–]Zugbug 2 points3 points ago

National Dyslexia Assosiation

[–]MassiveKillerRobot 1 point2 points ago

That's not funny. Lysdexics are teople poo.

[–]dijitalia -2 points-1 points ago

Deoxyribonucleic acid.

[–]woahmygawd 0 points1 point ago

SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKER

[–]jordiguate -1 points0 points ago

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[–]MrVandalous 62 points63 points ago

[–]Cyphixthegreat 72 points73 points ago

[–]miniguy 2 points3 points ago

Shutup, dog. You are not even real.

I think.

[–]monstereddit -2 points-1 points ago

why is a severed arm holding the phone?

[–]AntiHeroX 1 point2 points ago

Such a good song. Love mushroomhead.

[–]jlevil 0 points1 point ago

I heard the same thing when I read that.

[–]rolfsaurusrex 222 points223 points ago

I don't normally upvote GIFS in this subreddit, but when I do, it's because they're fucking spot on.

[–]DickHeads 78 points79 points ago

I was grinning like an idiot by the time that gif started to replay.

[–]Hadean 27 points28 points ago

I watched it slow loading over 3G. Played "chariots of fire" in my head and it was beautiful.

[–]maynardftw 0 points1 point ago

Most things are when in slow motion played over chariots of fire, I find.

[–]therealatri 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like a chariots of fire?

[–]maynardftw 0 points1 point ago

[–]darsh_vader 8 points9 points ago

this is a rare for me too

[–]NerdBuurglar 254 points255 points ago

Best reaction. Best GIF. Best movie. Win.

[–]elvisliveson 11 points12 points ago

we need a reddit academy awards.

[–]Decitron 24 points25 points ago

best would be them squirting ketchup and mustard on their tongues.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 1 point2 points ago

hows aboot ripping the chef's heart out and putting it in a doggie bag?

[–]jsteppling 0 points1 point ago

Too much.

[–]GreatDrok -1 points0 points ago

Fart lighting, and the squirts on the broken dunny?

[–]Boss_Taurus 2 points3 points ago

Fuck it, just show the entire movie. It's that great.

[–]PR05ECC0 1 point2 points ago

If they made a proper follow up to that movie I think it would break all records.

[–]Dsesh 1 point2 points ago

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels were cast for a sequel but Carrey dropped out last month due to "lack of interest" from the producers. It was subsequently canceled. I suggest everyone write him a strongly-worded letter informing him how a shitty sequel starring he and Jeff would be much more appreciated than the shitty prequel starring (no) god knows who.

[–]PR05ECC0 1 point2 points ago

That's too bad. I think maybe it was too soon and Carrey wanted to move on to other projects. Right now would be a great time to do it, since R rated comedies are popular.

[–]VillaIncognito -1 points0 points ago

If only all of the idiots could grasp this.

[–]Mic1389 10 points11 points ago

"You've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time?" "Yeah? We're in the rockies!"

[–]PaulWR 39 points40 points ago

I think my Dad might be an Atheist too but I don't really know how to ask...

[–]DarkSchalie 138 points139 points ago

"Dad, are you atheist?"

[–]Rabble_Arouser 73 points74 points ago

That should work.

[–]everred 1 point2 points ago

That's how my daughter asked me.

[–]artstanton 1 point2 points ago

Buy him a copy of Skeptic. See if it lands in his bathroom reading pile or the garbage.

[–]Lord_Vectron 8 points9 points ago

...Nope. My father is an atheist but he doesn't want to read books about it because he sees it as common sense and any attention set towards it, from any point of view, is a waste of time. I started this paragraph with the intention of saying he isn't an intellectual but i really can't argue with his logic.

The best way for PaulWR would to just fucking ASK with WORDS. If your father means enough to you that you're interested in his religious beliefs, you should be able to at least ask him about them. Jesus.

[–]ShapATAQ 1 point2 points ago

author?

[–]lua2 7 points8 points ago

Magazine

[–]Cenfre 3 points4 points ago

Interesting

[–]WoollyMittens 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he means the magazine? http://www.skeptic.com/

[–]drunkpontiff 1 point2 points ago

Same thing here. I'm pretty sure he is, which seems really bizarre for some reason.

[–]PaulWR 1 point2 points ago

Yeah he never came along whenever my Mom took me and my brother to church as kids, and he never initiates prayer at dinner like my mom does (my parents don't know I'm an Athiest), but it's to weird to just ask him out of the blue....

[–]GovernmentMan 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he just doesn't think his personal beliefs are anyone else's business and people should figure things out for themselves...

[–]NiteShadeX2 2 points3 points ago

So at best, closet atheist, at worst, religious but keeps it to himself and (hopefully) doesnt let it control his outside decisions. Not bad.

[–]calj 2 points3 points ago

Serious question: How do you not know what your parents beliefs are? I mean they raised you. You've been around them your whole life. I'm genuinely confused.

[–]Zelleth 12 points13 points ago

Because many times the parent won't say anything so they wouldn't 'cause any trouble. It's usually just one parent hiding it, while the other is probably really religious.

[–]redcyanotype 0 points1 point ago

Ok I'm going to be brutally honest: I wouldn't want to live in a country where people keep their religion (or lack of) hidden from their family, friends or boss fearing what others could think about them. It seems to me that lots of right wing American Christians (the "vocal minority") want to establish a theocracy (while they condemn the same thing about muslim theocracies, for example).

My father is atheist, my mother was raised Catholic but hates the Pope and the whole Church: she's very anticlerical, very left leaning (bordering with modern communism) but still believes in a life after death where eventually everyone - even non believers, or believers in other religions - will spend their days after this worldly life. I asked her how a very erudite person with an outstanding comprehension of the World can believe in Heaven. She says the teachings of Jesus taught her to fight for everyone's rights on Earth, against discrimination, for a public, secular school and society who doesn't oppress the rights of women and minorities, and that's what really matters, but the thought of a better, metaphysical world comforts her. And I, an atheist, respect and admire her pro-society stance.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I don't get this at all. How can these people seriously not know?

[–]WaffleGod97 0 points1 point ago

Your username. I like it.

[–]grumbledum 0 points1 point ago

My family has never been very religious, but because of my friends, I went to church with them from time to time as a kid, so if my parents are atheists, they've been pretty quiet about it.

[–]w_wilder24 0 points1 point ago

I know I have never seen my dad go to church and he doesn't seem very religious, but its still impossible to be completely sure and at this point in my life I see no need to rock the boat by inquiring.

[–]DiscursiveFormations 0 points1 point ago

"Dad, where do gods come from?"

[–]NeighborhoodDog -1 points0 points ago

Tell him your going to bee a priest if he supports the decision hes either a good atheist father or a religious person, if he sits you down and tells you how it is then hes a non-believer.

[–]_Lurker_Pro 15 points16 points ago

All around WIN

[–]Metsubo 15 points16 points ago

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

[–]SW1 1 point2 points ago

go to my happy place

[–]BobbyDillon 9 points10 points ago

I died laughing

[–]AgentVanillaGorilla 8 points9 points ago

Me too. Wait... are we in heaven?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Unlikely. I'm here, right?

[–]atheos 1 point2 points ago

this kills the atheist

[–]this_is_my_rifle_ 5 points6 points ago

You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[–]SuperCrawford54 1 point2 points ago

I wish that was a ringtone...

[–]this_is_my_rifle_ 4 points5 points ago

Me too. Middle of class.. ERRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

[–]silverwolf761 1 point2 points ago

would make a good alarm clock sound as well

[–]kalkent 2 points3 points ago

Well now the both of you need to take a Road Trip to Aspen.

[–]cronicjestrdude 1 point2 points ago

"Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano!"

[–]knowsguy 2 points3 points ago

I use "Dumb and Dumber" as a way of judging character of someone I have recently met.

If they think it's the funniest movie ever, it's a good sign. If they think it's stupid, then I kick them in the ear and never speak to them again.

[–]JonPaula 1 point2 points ago

Frequently, if I'm meeting someone for the first time, and an awkward pause comes up, I'll just go, "Big Gulps, huh? ... well, see you later!", and just pretend to walk off.

If it successfully breaks the ice, then our relationship is off to a good start.

[–]jesuschristthe3rd 0 points1 point ago

Same for Zoolander, even though Dumb and Dumber is still a wee bit better IMO.

[–]philborg 2 points3 points ago

your dad is the gas man?

[–]HairyGamer 9 points10 points ago

Hahaha this is perfect!

[–]InTheHamIAm 8 points9 points ago

You must have been proud when suddenly realized how perfect this gif would be. I up-vote you sir.

[–]RacistAtheist 3 points4 points ago

Does anyone else's computer choke when they try to open a gif?

[–]TheUltimatePoet 1 point2 points ago

Yes, and it's not a bandwith problem. It just seems to be the way the computer loads gifs. Seems to be a problem in most browsers, though someone suggests Chrome. (I have not tried it).

[–]Vodkasonic 1 point2 points ago

You....you dont use chrome...?

[–]TheUltimatePoet 0 points1 point ago

No, using Firefox. Should I convert immediately?

[–]Roarkewa 5 points6 points ago

Yes.

[–]Vodkasonic 0 points1 point ago

If you don't, the Chrome elves will come to your house and eat you.....so...your choice.

[–]bebobli 0 points1 point ago

Not my problem particularly, but when your bandwidth is choked it'll happen. It has to load the rest of the frames and it only does so when it initially loads it. If you must, wait for the first loop to finish, then watch.

[–]entbeard 0 points1 point ago

Fortunately the url has "yes" in it so you know the answer already...

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/illK6U.gif

[–]Jontallica 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing that's a "yes".

[–]Technonick 1 point2 points ago

Man, I wish. My Dad gave me some Agnostic Christian Theist interpretation. I respect and love the man, but sometimes, his views are absolute crap.

[–]XAL53 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god I'm laughing my ass off. Crying now.

[–]boatplane 1 point2 points ago

I truly can't understand this.

My grandfather was an agnostic atheist till the end; my father is an atheist and growing stronger the older he gets; I am a fucking atheist (and so are 3 of my four siblings, the other is a wiccan or sort of); and my daughter (14) is an atheist too (and she gives hell to her new age, mumbo jumbo mother on a daily basis).

I just can't fathom what all this is about.

[–]FerociousImbecile 1 point2 points ago

It's an American thang, Boris.

[–]MrMojoRisin98 1 point2 points ago

The greatest gif ever...

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

The greates gif use ever.*

[–]Sanwi 1 point2 points ago

I loved this movie. I need to go watch it again now. Tata.

[–]SKSmokes 1 point2 points ago

It's odd to me that it's this awkward. The fact that the question needs to be asked clearly points to some problems in society. Seriously--has the question ever had to be asked out of the blue, "Dad, are you a Hindu?"

[–]Shloop_Shloop_Splat 1 point2 points ago

Perfect gif.

I practically had to drag my dad out of the atheist closet (been looking for the perfect gif for the last half hour). He has no problem saying he prefers the company of men, but getting him to come out as an atheist was like pulling teeth with a pair of rusty pliers.

[–]angryshack 1 point2 points ago

I had something similar with my father. His new wife is a Jehovah Witness (or is it Jehovah's?) We were both about 12 beers deep sitting in the living room and something came up about some meeting she was at and I made a comment akin to "so why aren't you there?" and he flat out said "Because that fuckin' thing is a cult. Whole thing is a fucking sham."

I had about the same reaction as this gif when it happened.

[–]frownifdown 1 point2 points ago

I don't give a fuck what title you put, I'm upvoting this GIF.

[–]new-socks 1 point2 points ago

I've always loved gifs. Always. But this is is the most masterful gif use I have ever seen. This is waht longtime Beatles fans must have felt like when they first listened to Sgt. Pepper's.

[–]soapfish 1 point2 points ago

new all time favorite GIF

[–]eXePyrowolf 1 point2 points ago

That actually works really well XD

[–]buttluvin 1 point2 points ago

with all due respect, i usually don't come here for laughs but this...this is hilarious!

[–]r34ddi789 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for making my stomach hurt from laughing. Just thank you.

[–]rrymak 0 points1 point ago

oh my god im laughing my ass off great connection there

[–]dcook7 0 points1 point ago

it's hard to believe that is the same actor in hbo's ballin new show The Newsroom

[–]NewLeaves 0 points1 point ago

alright, this one was pretty damn funny.

[–]Tokenone 0 points1 point ago

that's cute

[–]JabroniMurph 0 points1 point ago

cannot upvote enough

[–]RoyallyTenenbaumed 0 points1 point ago

This is perfect :)

[–]dobie1kenobi 0 points1 point ago

Saw this gif and balked at the thought that I was looking at Sorkin's Newsroom anchor.

[–]luca- 0 points1 point ago

How can I give this more upvotes?!

WAIT.

MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS!!!

[–]theMagicalCouch 1 point2 points ago

Theres a system in place to prevent upvoting something multiple times from one IP, in the form of adding a downvote for every vote past the first.

Captain Buzzkill, awaaaaaaaaay

[–]battery_go 0 points1 point ago

Heh.

[–]shperdy 0 points1 point ago

The facial expression says it all.

[–]Google_weed 0 points1 point ago

100% win, thanks.

[–]hardrider2k4 0 points1 point ago

very few things actually make me bust out laughing.. this did and for that i thank you .. it also inspired me to watch dumb and dumber RIGHT NOW

[–]tedstyle 0 points1 point ago

God that was the best movie. I watched that gif for 5 mins and was laughing the whole time

[–]abbAtheist 0 points1 point ago

This made me burst into hysterics momentarily while at my desk. Damn you OP, my colleagues think I am crazy now.

[–]JohnnyHammerstix 0 points1 point ago

I died laughing at this. That's honestly the perfect gif.

[–]havik08 0 points1 point ago

haha that made my day!

[–]Christmas_Elvis 0 points1 point ago

Poor analogy, if you think about it.

[–]Guinness 0 points1 point ago

I like these types of posts as much as anyone else, but can we link to the youtube video? This gif is 6 MEGABYTES, 408x208, and no sound.

By comparison, the full 45 second scene on youtube is 2.45 megabytes, 480p, and comes with sound. Just sayin'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Funniest post I've seen on Reddit in months. Well played, sir.

[–]SarkMuski 0 points1 point ago

Watched it once, smiled, watched it twice, laughed, watched it three times, "Son, what's do damn funny over there!" Fourth time, Dad joins in on the fun.

[–]Teh_Sauce 0 points1 point ago

Not an atheist but damn did i laugh my ass off when i saw this. No matter what you're beliefs are you still gotta laugh at dumb and dumber.

[–]chooch138 0 points1 point ago

holy shit man, i just almost spit my beer out all over my keyboard and monitor... fucking upvotes for you...

[–]JimmySaintWaffles 0 points1 point ago

lucky... my Dad nearly killed me when I started hypothetically speaking of my atheism

[–]TUVegeto137 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't be too proud, cause you're both dumbasses. :P

[–]philborg 0 points1 point ago

You made me laugh so much. I owe you. I don't have any cash, but here's an I.O.U. It's as good as cash. This one right here, $275 thou, might wanna hang onto that. Or you can meet me at the bar. 10 o clock. AM, not PM, I'm a raging alcoholic.

[–]artstead 0 points1 point ago

I've had about 6 beers...and this is making giggle like a little girl

[–]ImnotChineseImKorean 0 points1 point ago

WTF Just realized Harry from D&D is Will McAvoy from The Newsroom, how did I miss this?

[–]Baggabones88 0 points1 point ago

Have an upvote, you magnificent bastard.

[–]mrhal 0 points1 point ago

This is so much win that I finally created an account just to say so.

[–]marijuanamarine 0 points1 point ago

This is how I imagine it will be when my son asks me if I ever smoked trees.

[–]Swooshs 0 points1 point ago

I remember that awesome day. Now if only my mom was on this road. Still would love them even if they were religious :)

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

Why wouldn't you already know?

[–]dmpinder 0 points1 point ago

Best use of this gif I've ever seen!

[–]Tiwaa 0 points1 point ago

Where I live it's frown upon to believe in god, thank fuck for that.

[–]EatUpAndWellTellYa 0 points1 point ago

First time my username is relevant.

[–]fr3ddie 0 points1 point ago

your dad is two people?... maybe your dads are gay?

[–]whatsupallday 0 points1 point ago

I was raised in an atheist household, but I just recently was told that my grandfather too was an atheist.

[–]Fry3162 0 points1 point ago

Are religious people really that bad? I know of only three people that are and they dont give a shit either way.

[–]Temujin1210 0 points1 point ago

I'm led to believe it's a much bigger deal in America, you sound English?

[–]Fry3162 0 points1 point ago

Was it the use of the word shit that gave me away?

[–]Temujin1210 1 point2 points ago

In conjunction with nobody you know giving the slightest fuck about religion.

[–]Nomedboy 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the best gifs supporting a thread that I've seen on Reddit....very funny!!

[–]francoismeyer 0 points1 point ago

One of the things that I'm really happy about is the fact that my dad is an atheist and that I can be totally open with my parents about my atheism and frustration with religion, even though my mom's still (kinda) a Christian. Some of my friends who are atheists still have to go to church and would never tell their parents about their atheism.

[–]WolfySnackrib 0 points1 point ago

It's quite possible that this is my favorite post on entire reddit. I saved it to favorites. Although it accidentally ended up in my pornfolder...

[–]classic__schmosby -1 points0 points ago

Then you put hot peppers in a guys burger and then force fed him rat poison on accident?

[–]sketchbro -1 points0 points ago

gey

[–]ValveCantCountToLe -5 points-4 points ago

atheist fucks goin to hell for talking shit about thsi god guy.

[–]ValveCantCountToLe -3 points-2 points ago

the guy above me is a philospher up vote him to karma heaven

[–]SumnerHook -1 points0 points ago

On my iPhone it looks like Bruce Villanch. Do you have two dads? When I enlarge its Harold or Lloyd? Athiests are usually smart aren't they?