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Finishing while watching a weird porno (SFW) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mastercylinder2 91 points92 points ago

oh yea oh yea oh ..oh..oh what the fuck?! not the dog! no no NO!

[–]FishBonePendant 37 points38 points ago

"that poor woman... That poor DONKEY!""

[–]danish_hole 16 points17 points ago

"Where'd the horse come from?!"

[–]0takuSharkGuy 5 points6 points ago

"I never knew you could fit so many clowns in there"...

[–]ilikedroids 4 points5 points ago

"Where could they have gotten that giraffe?"

[–]NotALockNessMonster 3 points4 points ago

" Dude, it's Mexico! Everybodys poor! *

[–]Cabooseman 1 point2 points ago

Asses of the Caribbean, man.

[–]SayBott 2 points3 points ago

The Hills Have Thighs.

[–]SrsSteel 9 points10 points ago

Oh yeah stick that baseball bat up there... YEAH BRAKE THAT GLASS BOTTLE OH YEAH.. OH OH

oh wtf man this is sick.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 2 points3 points ago

oh yea oh yea oh ..oh..oh what the fuck?! how did her arm fit in there? And where's the other one's foot? no no NO!

[–]Another_Desk_Jockey 324 points325 points ago

I have never seen a more accurate representation of how I feel when this happens. Bravo sir. Bravo.

[–]wonderless2686 47 points48 points ago

Have you been looking?

[–]Breathing_Balls 64 points65 points ago

Have you never masturbated in front of a mirror?

free hand on mirror

"How you doin' handsome."

[–]mcfuckbucket 23 points24 points ago

thats when you turn around, bend over, and look back at the mirror... then you feel all lonely.

[–]LordOfTheNorth 37 points38 points ago

Has anyone ever been at home and with everyone in the house and went to the bathroom for a sneaky wank? And your standing over the toilet bowl smashing away at it..Then all of a sudden you cum..but you come way too hard and you partially lose sight and lose your balance causing you to fall forward so you have to reach out with your free hand to stop yourself head-butting the wall. But you knock everything off the top of the toilet causing everyone to hear you and think you have collapsed. So they come rushing into the bathroom only to catch you slumped between the toilet and the bath tub, trousers down, dick out, ejaculate on your pants, knuckles and toilet lid and bowl?

Cause that would be awkward

[–]AppYeR 15 points16 points ago

A locked door is a must, anything else is a rookie error.

[–]budbuds 4 points5 points ago

Not everyone has locks

[–]janyk 9 points10 points ago

On the bathroom door? Who doesn't have locks on their bathroom door?

[–]budbuds 1 point2 points ago

I've never had a lock on any bathroom door

[–]janyk 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell are you from?

[–]Axoren 4 points5 points ago

Not everyone has cocks.

Read that wrong the first time. Considering the topic, could you blame me?

[–]Tacos4ever100 3 points4 points ago

It is true. Not everyone has cocks. I prefer cows.

[–]jdk 4 points5 points ago

This is oddly specific.

[–]Shinpachi 4 points5 points ago

Locked door aside, not sure why you'd stand rather than take a nice comfy seat on the toilet.

[–]duvakiin 2 points3 points ago

i lock the door.

[–]TakingTheXOutOfXmas 10 points11 points ago

There is always that look of intrigue at the end...

[–]sleepyhead12 4 points5 points ago

No matter what happens though, you never stop mid-jerk. Never.

[–]That-one-guy12 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much the face one makes when rubbing one out and you cum at the exact moment they pan to either the guys balls or his face and you realize that you just came to that image.......

[–]Olukon 45 points46 points ago

Wow that's...dead on. I just feel like walking away for a while, collar turned up to hide my face and everything.

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[–]Finaltidus 11 points12 points ago

no one should ever try that.

edit: he posted link to /r/NoFap

[–]RememberWhoYouAre 3 points4 points ago

Followed the link, briefly considered the benefits of a break. Then realized it's nearly time for bed and hit Ctrl-Shift-N out of habit.

[–]Olukon 3 points4 points ago

I hate the term "fap". Why use such a lame onomatopoeia while there are so many better terms for boppin' the baloney? What about spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating the meat, wiggling the worm, or -my favorite- just plain jacking off? And those are just the simple ones!

[–]mistsofobscurity 8 points9 points ago

masturbation

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

Classic.

[–]iTARIS 4 points5 points ago

Beating mr. Richard

[–]Putrify 2 points3 points ago

I like diddle the skittle

[–]Olukon 1 point2 points ago

Flashy!

[–]turchx 1 point2 points ago

If there had to be a better onomatopoeia it would be Thp.

Thp thp thp thp thp

[–]Dynamaxion 1 point2 points ago

Jacking the beanstalk, fiddling the fiddler, the list goes on and on

[–]bombaal 0 points1 point ago

Try /r/NoWormWigglin then.

/serious face

[–]Shinpachi 0 points1 point ago

Newest favorite: Hand-gargling.

[–]Already__Taken 58 points59 points ago

Is that from "Yes Minister" ?

[–]jkua 33 points34 points ago

As an American, "Yes, Minister," and it's sequel, "Yes, Prime Minister," gave me great insight into the British political system, even though it was filmed in the eighties. Plus, it's hilarious to boot.

If you like witty dialogue and wordplay, this is the show for you. The interplay between Paul Eddington and Nigel Hawthorne is awesome.

I heard it's Margaret Thatcher's favorite (favourite?) show.

[–]Sotha 30 points31 points ago

I heard it's Margaret Thatcher's favorite (favourite?) show.

But don't let that put you off; it is a great series!

[–]Mc_Graw 9 points10 points ago

Yeah Thatcher said she found it remarkably accurate

[–]stanfan114 2 points3 points ago

Yes, Minister and Are You Being Served are up there with Seinfeld as the funniest shows ever.

[–]noisymime 3 points4 points ago

In all seriousness, that show can teach you a lot about corporate politics.

[–]fauxmosexual 0 points1 point ago

Or about human nature as it applies to pretty much any heirachial organisation.

[–]fauxmosexual 2 points3 points ago

The producers of the show had two very high ranking civil servants (one who is now a baroness) spilling beans about the inner workings of the government, so it was often uncomfortably accurate for the government of the day. The scene where the government goes to great lengths to secure a private room at a Saudi wedding for "confidential communications" (read: getting drunk out of the eyes of the teetotalling Muslims) was actually something that happened.

The whole series is on Veoh

[–]inoxia 1 point2 points ago

Sound man.

[–]planeray 1 point2 points ago

One of my favourite shows that I've now got my fiancee hooked on. She loves watching it while ironing (it's the sort of thing you can listen to without watching and not really miss much). Can't tell you the amount of times that we've finished watching, turned on the news and heard almost the same headlines!

[–]Yvugvygichuv 1 point2 points ago

Nigel Thornberry

FTFY

[–]markovich04 0 points1 point ago

It's no match for Alan B'Stard.

[–]HospitableJohnDoe 10 points11 points ago

Yes, that is Jim Hacker from Yes Prime/Minister.

[–]AmosKeto 4 points5 points ago

Yep, I've been watching the DVDs over the last couple of weeks, you have to pay close attention to get the humour, something that I'm not used to these days.

[–]inoxia 7 points8 points ago

"And to that end, I recommend that we set up an interdepartmental committee with fairly broad terms of reference so that at the end of the day we'll be in the position to think through the various implications and arrive at a decision based on long-term considerations rather than rush prematurely into precipitate and possibly ill-conceived action which might well have unforeseen repercussions."

"You mean no?"

[–]Yvugvygichuv 0 points1 point ago

Any British show since before 2000 is hilarious if you pay attention

[–]AmosKeto 0 points1 point ago

I've also been watching Men Behaving badly. Funnily enough, I think I found it more funny when i was 11/12, which is strage because I can't imagine I get many of the jokes at all.

If you're looking for something British from the last couple of years, go watch "The Trip". It is fantastic.

[–]SargesHeroes 3 points4 points ago

Well... yes and no.

[–]pancake_breakfast 2 points3 points ago

Former PM's memoirs - Yes, Prime Minister - BBC comedy

This clip starts around 1:15

[–]SargesHeroes 2 points3 points ago

Its a quote from another episode where Sir Humphrey won't give Hacker a straight answer :d

[–]fauxmosexual 4 points5 points ago

You just described every single episode.

[–]Innos245 2 points3 points ago

I'd definitely recommend watching it, it's great. It's vaguely along the lines of The Thick of It (interaction between the minister, civil service and the party in a minor governmental department) except made in the eighties and without the Malcolm Tucker rants.

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

It was such a good show. Funny and witty at a time when the broadcasters didn't always pander to the lowest common denominator.

[–]Caddy666 -1 points0 points ago

Looks like it.

[–]c00yt825 16 points17 points ago

Exactly this. 100% this.

[–]Twatamatic 12 points13 points ago

Who cares? Still Finished.

[–]Nightfalls 17 points18 points ago

Doesn't matter had porn?

[–]MizDocta 3 points4 points ago

I read that as " fishing while watching a weird porno." Needless to say, I was quite confused.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 2 points3 points ago

At first I thought you had put "fishing" in the title. Certainly not my proudest boner, but I'll be damned if I let it go to waste.

[–]ctrunner22 2 points3 points ago

"Oh yea oh yea ohh yeeaa, whaaattt, nawwww, hmmmm, ehhhhh, welllll, nah no no no"

[–]MonkeyBoatRentals 6 points7 points ago

Well played sir, well played indeed.

I think he's watching Felicity Kendell change into her dungarees.

[–]ISlayTitans -1 points0 points ago

The Good Life reference. Upboats are yours!

[–]drewche_bag 6 points7 points ago

I laughing so hard I think my grammy thinks I'm a crazy person!

[–]prometheus1981 9 points10 points ago

"Grammy"... Never-mind, I've got nothing.

[–]dirkforthree 1 point2 points ago

So true...

[–]starkravingmad_91 1 point2 points ago

Tranny porn. Gets me every time.

[–]spunkbridge 1 point2 points ago

This is a clip from Yes Minister if anyone cares.

[–]a_suspicious_duck 1 point2 points ago

More like finishing when the shot changes to a close-up of the dude's face.

[–]Zystral 1 point2 points ago

CAW CAW CAW CAW

 If anybody gets this I will be impressed.

[–]hamseleee 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/ib_DkMwmgDA?t=2m42s

[–]Gingenator 0 points1 point ago

Pterodactyl Porn if I'm not mistaken, watching that video was a mixed reaction of ಠ_ಠ , and laughing my ass off.

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

I love yes minster. Classic show which taught me all I knew about politics.

[–]uber-kinky 1 point2 points ago

God, I hate that feeling after rubbing one out. It's especially dangerous when I haven't came in a while, and I'm so fucking horny I'll get a raging hard-on from looking at a Sears catalogue.

And yes, I have fapped to a Sears catalogue.

[–]EightBitBen 1 point2 points ago

I read the tittle as "fishing while watching a weird porno"

Reaction GIF still kinda fit.

[–]electricdemon 1 point2 points ago

Looks like I wasn't the only one...

[–]groudhogday 1 point2 points ago

Is that what happens when you watch your blood fetish pornos?

[–]oenoneshore 1 point2 points ago

Lemon stealing whore

[–]jag0007 3 points4 points ago

a collection of WTF worthy porn

[–]Dynamaxion 0 points1 point ago

I spent hours on that site, fucking hilarious

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Even though the link title is pretty straight forward, I think it deserves a NSFW tag.

[–]bombaal 2 points3 points ago

NSFW should be implied with the phrase "WTF worthy porn". [WTFWPNSFW]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]David0673 0 points1 point ago

this is why we have stupid labels on things like "warning contains nuts" on peanut butter.

[–]Chrisfiftytwo 1 point2 points ago

This made my day. Got some really strange looks from the gf as started laughing quite a lot and it was somewhat awkward to explain why...but totally worth it.

[–]packerbacker1221 1 point2 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

[–]I_post_yiff_n_stuff -1 points0 points ago

You pussies wouldn't know weird porn if it came and spanked you on the ass

And that's the tame stuff

[–]asunyra1 3 points4 points ago

e621? C'mon, that's nothing. For unforgivable porn you want Gurochan.

fchan's /ah/ section is a close second.

[–]I_post_yiff_n_stuff 1 point2 points ago

e621 is my quick go-to for things like this. Plus on fchan or gurochan you run the risk of pics 404-ing

believe me, I've been around the Internet. Love fchan - especially the /f/ and /s/ boards. although duly noted for the future

[–]asunyra1 0 points1 point ago

I've never had a pic 404 on fchan/gurochan, and I've been on there for years. Are you in Singapore/Australia or one of those countries that has government Internet censorship maybe?

I'll admit e621 is my go-to for most things too. It's so well organized! furry booru is a mirror with less-enforced DNP which can be nice. wildcritters is a good counterpart for kemono style stuff too. I just discovered e-hentai.net has full furry doujinshi online too.

[–]I_post_yiff_n_stuff 1 point2 points ago

e-hentai has some pretty good furry/clop stuff, but I've never really been too into doujinshi. Never heard of wildcritters though - I'll check it out, report back

for science

I'd try and recommend some sites too, but you'd probably have heard of them too if you're familiar with fchan and e621. Herpy.net was good for scalie stuff, which I like a bit more, but it's been inactive for a while

[–]asunyra1 0 points1 point ago

Ah cool, I'll check out herpy - scalie stuff is my favourite as well. It's not in short supply on e621/fchan/FA though, and there's so much of it that it's easy to get into more weird/specific stuff.

I'm trying to get more into the more mainstream furporn though. My RL BF is a fur and we're aiming to get some dragon murrsuits made by noble wolf but we've been on the waitlist for ~8 months. We'll be sure to make an xtube vid when we get them, but if you're into /f/ and /s/ it won't be up your alley :P

[–]I_post_yiff_n_stuff 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the warning, though to each his or her own. Good luck getting the suits - I don't know much about that aspect (in it mostly for the porn/artwork) but I have heard how competitive they get

Have fun with your BF, make those vids dirty when the time comes >:)

[–]amaefm 6 points7 points ago

That's really not that weird.

[–]I_post_yiff_n_stuff 0 points1 point ago

There are two links. Did you click on the second?

and do you want me to do better?

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 1 point2 points ago

As soon as I saw the tab name I almost instantaneously noped the hell out of there!

[–]Gartokk 0 points1 point ago

Simply stunning.

[–]AKiss20 0 points1 point ago

Awwww i'll never be able to look at ole' Jim the same way...

If you ruin Bernard of Applebee for me, shit's going down

[–]frodoturtle 0 points1 point ago

lol perfect.

[–]Infammo 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if girls have this problem.

[–]BraydenLikesCheese 0 points1 point ago

SO TRUE oh my goood

[–]jaded_1 0 points1 point ago

Senator Palpatine hearing about Darth Maul's fate??

[–]jellytime 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he was watching 2 girls 1 cup.

[–]HoofaKingFarted 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you so much.

[–]Kratoyd 0 points1 point ago

...Is that a fucking lemon?

[–]ABentSp00n 0 points1 point ago

That was.... highly accurate.

[–]d-listcelebrity 0 points1 point ago

Watching this gif, all I can think of is Emperor Palpatine

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I like how at the end he's like well maybe.. No.. noo.. oh god i'm sick

[–]LegendaryJungling 0 points1 point ago

so much win

[–]Cruven 0 points1 point ago

Is that Jeffrey Tambor with hair?

[–]Sticky-Scrotum 0 points1 point ago

I was watching a movie with 2 really hot girls and things were going really well. The one girl was fisting the other one in the ass. She goes to pull her hand out and the asshole looks like it turned itself inside out. Looked like someone turned a bowl of red jelly upside down and removed the bowl. I stopped and just stared in disbelief...

Edit: I scrolled down the posts and found a far worse video in a different post. I think it's time for me and reddit to have some time apart.

[–]MicaR 0 points1 point ago

I'm impressed with myself -- I knew which episode this was from just from the initial still image ...

[–]JbFroik 0 points1 point ago

That is one of the best meme's I've seen on reddit. Ever.

[–]TrustMeImUnemployed 0 points1 point ago

Came in here lookin for links

[–]frockinbrock 0 points1 point ago

In 3+ years this is the best and most accurate picture post I have ever seen.

[–]fermionox 0 points1 point ago

I initially read this as " fishing while watching a weird porno"

[–]SwaggerBoisterously 0 points1 point ago

...... And boom goes the dynamite.

[–]Niceandinconspicuous 0 points1 point ago

Didn't laugh, but I can't help but upvote The Good Life.

[–]kawaiigardiner 0 points1 point ago

Nope, it isn't the good life - it is Yes Prime Minister.

[–]Niceandinconspicuous 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure? I thought that was Jerry laughing at one of Tom's jokes then getting a look from Margo.

[–]kawaiigardiner 0 points1 point ago

Nope, as others have noted it was the episode where a former prime minister dies who was about to release a scandalous memoir and Jim Hacker torn between celebrating and paying his condolences.

[–]FBGMadjutant 1 point2 points ago

I made this a while ago, you may enjoy.

[–]Vessix 7 points8 points ago

TIL what the Finnish look like.

[–]FBGMadjutant 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious misspellings.

[–]alexcroox 4 points5 points ago

How porn looks during...

[–]Shamwow22 2 points3 points ago

Is it wrong that the "After" still looks pretty good to me?

[–]Ninguna 3 points4 points ago

Looks better.

[–]amaefm 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, top is a Digiorno type deal, bottom is a delicious east US style delicacy.

[–]candace5280 0 points1 point ago

No no.

[–]FBGMadjutant 0 points1 point ago

exaaaaaactly

[–]dirkforthree 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious

[–]bloodyfknmess 0 points1 point ago

I laughed out loud, really loud, at work! This is fucking Hilarious!

[–]elendryst 0 points1 point ago

Why do I Dickfore tagged as period blood skin?

[–]schmorrell -1 points0 points ago

Philosoraptor.jpg If a repost has a better title... Is it really a repost?

[–]Ibanezltd -1 points0 points ago

Are you kidding me? I make that face all the time...

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