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[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 1 point2 points ago

Yup, me too. I was like "dang, that poor Joseph never questioned her! What a sad, pitiful fella."

[–]Von_Meowstien[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hah, yup! "some ones got some 'splainin' to dooo"

[–]burf12345 1 point2 points ago

Mary: "I'm pregnant"

Joseph: "but we didn't have sex"

Mary: "oh... what happened was that God had sex with me, so the baby is going to be half human, and half god"

Joseph: "are you sure?"

Mary: "absolutely"

Joseph: "that seems about right"

that's probably more or less how it happened

[–]Von_Meowstien[S] 0 points1 point ago

LMAFO! I think you may be on to something.

[–]crushmastac 0 points1 point ago

One day. You can't wait more than one day to repost this? It literally came off the front page this morning.

[–]Von_Meowstien[S] 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, I failed to see it. I saw it on FB.

[–]crushmastac 0 points1 point ago

Understandable. Just a general rule of thumb, if you see something posted on Facebook, it probably came from reddit.