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[–]smileymalaise 1064 points1065 points ago

I like how "Mr. Bean" is the only caption needed. That's usually enough for me to click on it.

[–]CasualPenguin 435 points436 points ago

www.imgur.com/MrBeanGoatse

Edit: Wth it actually links to a picture

Edit2: Some are saying the link is down now so here's the picture I randomly got for MrBeanGoatse:
http://i.imgur.com/uw1Qp.jpg

[–]mathematicool 563 points564 points ago

Well that turned out better than expected.

[–]hinduguru 398 points399 points ago

Newest addiction: Gambling with imgur

[–]jayseesee85 156 points157 points ago

Imgur Gambling? NSFW

Edit: Caution, may (and probably will) find penises, and some rather sick shit.

Well hell this one seems much nicer.

[–]bholzer 145 points146 points ago

[–]Real-Life-Reddit 17 points18 points ago

Me too, child, me too.

[–]schrodingers_cumbox 37 points38 points ago

I got a baby panda on a seesaw. It made me happy

Edit: second click got a penis. I lose.

[–]HairyButtCheeks 38 points39 points ago

First picture was a penis. Second one: http://i.imgur.com/tX5De.jpg I thought they went together perfectly.

[–]XPreNN 69 points70 points ago

Say what? http://i.imgur.com/ht47A.jpg

EDIT: should have added this is NSFW

[–]sillyhippo 33 points34 points ago

[–]jayseesee85 9 points10 points ago

This is the greatest thing I've seen in a while.

[–]fat_lingam 90 points91 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ZAXye.jpg first try. I'm gonna quit while i'm ahead

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK 83 points84 points ago

[–]TheJoseppi 24 points25 points ago

[–]Ellemennohpee 6 points7 points ago

I think you win

[–]Kupie 3 points4 points ago

I don't even know....

[–]coke125 55 points56 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/LE3Ka.jpg first try. I think I beat you :) [NSFW]

[–]ztraider 67 points68 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/uLCSg.jpg First try. I win too!

[–]GoBucs11 107 points108 points ago

[–]RyanLikesyoface 16 points17 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/mEnyo.jpg My first try... this is strangely disturbing.

[–]LordOfTheAmish 37 points38 points ago

[–]TwentySteven 4 points5 points ago

Is she trying to kill that hose because she thinks it's a crazy vomiting snake?

[–]Megastefs 57 points58 points ago

[–]producer35 4 points5 points ago

Wow, two manbearpigs in a row.

[–]temetys1 20 points21 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/gzpmo.jpg I won too... well almost

[–]foobiscuit 43 points44 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/wETA2.jpg Id say a nice calm win was in order.

[–]ellisrgreen 21 points22 points ago

[–]Diiiiirty 37 points38 points ago

In that guy's defense, he's got great quads.

[–]HandsomeSloth 20 points21 points ago

[–]spamdinavia 19 points20 points ago

[–]Endzeitkind 2 points3 points ago

Turbo Teen! Awesome!

[–]Tehkaiser 34 points35 points ago

[–]UDNTNOME 19 points20 points ago

Its a real medical condition

[–]Stregano 24 points25 points ago

there are dozens of them. DOZENS

[–]ThatIrishDude 6 points7 points ago

Oh hey, Tobias takes the train just like everyone else.

[–]InfiniteMonkeyCage 13 points14 points ago

[–]Greguire 25 points26 points ago

[–]iamgannon 130 points131 points ago

[–]xtrasneakygastro 11 points12 points ago

GEM!!1!

[–]shit_master 9 points10 points ago

Gem Gem Gem Mine.

[–]Stats_monkey 9 points10 points ago

FUCK! I got a screamer. Scared the shit out of me. What are the chances!

[–]Gescean 31 points32 points ago

Got two kids kneeling over a dead cat with thumbs up and a bag. wtf :[

[–]glovesoff11 15 points16 points ago

I got this cat pic.

[–]Wethequeens13 2 points3 points ago

FAAAALLLLLCCOOORRRR

[–]jayseesee85 35 points36 points ago

That's so not cool. :(

[–]loves_being_that_guy 27 points28 points ago

Holy shit, I'm pretty sure that's 3 guys one hammer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

[–]smileymalaise 6 points7 points ago

synonymous with "scumbags"

[–]ralf_ 14 points15 points ago

Not scumbags. Psychopathic serial murderers.

[–]Jetblast787 6 points7 points ago

That is risky!

[–]Sonic_Dah_Hedgehog 3 points4 points ago

This deserves it's own subreddit

[–]PHLAK 2 points3 points ago

Well that was fun for a while, then I started getting pictures of dicks. I guess that's inevitable on the internet though.

[–]jayseesee85 4 points5 points ago

Still a better experience than Omegle.

[–]Wingboner 2 points3 points ago

10 images before I hit child porn. Good times.

[–]Themex 2 points3 points ago

[–]LizardArmyOfJFK 2 points3 points ago

found this

[–]eastward_bound 2 points3 points ago

This just yeilded one of my new favourite GIFs!

[–]bsrg 24 points25 points ago

[–]christianomac 11 points12 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Ny9SG.jpg YES! i got lucky!

[–]vishalb777 19 points20 points ago

ImgurRoulette

[–]Mr_Rawrr 5 points6 points ago

NOOOO, they have that on FunnyJunk.

[–]thesupermutant 16 points17 points ago

It's funny because your comment probably makes 80% of people say "Oh, then I'm DEFINITELY not clicking it."

[–]Clue57 30 points31 points ago

Risky click. Worth it.

[–]The_Magnificent 50 points51 points ago

Karen Gillan?

[–]rockpoodle 17 points18 points ago

Indeed.

Dem legs.

[–]dontlemmedown 15 points16 points ago

That picture made me very happy.

[–]SHREDDED_WHEAT 19 points20 points ago

Saw it was an actual link, and took a gamble. Results were much better than expected.

[–]jinklmun 12 points13 points ago

AMELIA POND! Read in Doctor Who's voice

[–]betcheslovethis 9 points10 points ago

Come along, Pond

[–]RogueAxle 7 points8 points ago

The Doctor, just The Doctor.

[–]prose-before-hoes 4 points5 points ago

It links to something because the imgur link for that image is MrBea which I find pretty fucking hilarious.

[–]Space-Dementia 5 points6 points ago

I tried some more, the only other one I could find for those characters was:

http://imgur.com/mrbEa

Edit: Also this, http://imgur.com/mRbea

[–]tp736 7 points8 points ago

link is down

[–]Darksider94 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap. Such a risky click, and out of all things that it could be, it leads to karen gillan. Woo!

[–]aliwehf 17 points18 points ago

reddit needs more Mr. Bean...

[–]N8CCRG 29 points30 points ago

What if it said Mr. Bean and had a NSFW tag?

Yes reddit, that was a dare.

[–]StrictlyStupid 55 points56 points ago

it's like another aphex twin

[–]BCouto 27 points28 points ago

My eyes slowly made their way from the bottom to the to- OH WHAT THE FUCK

[–]kayla_kixx 11 points12 points ago

dat face

[–]vertigo1083 4 points5 points ago

6/10

Still not sure if would bang.

[–]TheStumpyOne 461 points462 points ago

She got Bean Zoned

[–]Doctor_Adequate 29 points30 points ago

If only there were an equally funny Mr. Rice.

[–]smyttins88 226 points227 points ago

Didn't you hear? Mr Rice died years ago. No more Mr Rice guy :(

[–]noam_thwompsky 69 points70 points ago

How long... how long have you dreamed of this moment?

[–]orificebizarre 11 points12 points ago

[–]centurijon 5 points6 points ago

Was the caption indicating that Bill was the guest, or that Bill was calling himself? I prefer the latter, please don't disappoint.

[–]0bsesshun 1216 points1217 points ago

[–]sltkr 3 points4 points ago

That's from this music video (also starring Bruce Dickinson!)

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 58 points59 points ago

reading a lot of comments, do some people here not know who Mr Bean is?

[–]zirzo 19 points20 points ago

Rowan Atkinson aka Prince Edmund aka Duke of Edinburgh aka Lord of the Privy

[–]Clumpy 12 points13 points ago

aka Majordomo Zazu.

[–]checkraptor 2 points3 points ago

aka Johnny English

[–]FirstTimeWang 554 points555 points ago

He's not being a prick, it was very presumptive of that woman to assume he wanted a hug.

Edit: This comment is literally the most-replied-to comment I've ever made on this site.

[–]Ankyra 286 points287 points ago

From the look of it, it seems like this was the UK tv show "Blind Date" with Cilla Black.

Premise of it being a woman asks questions to three men she can't see and, based on their answers, pick one to go on a (blind) date with.

Looks like she picked Mr Bean, and the bachelorette and her chosen date would commonly hug and/or kiss each other on the cheek in greeting when they'd first see each other, before waving to the audience and walking off.

So, in this scenario, it's not that presumptive of the woman to assume he wanted a hug as the canon of the show kind of expects it at that moment.

Edit to add: rushn006 posted a link to the full video of "Mr. Bean on Blind Date" which you can see here.

Whereas YourOpinionFuckIt, below him (her?), posted a link for the lazy to the bit where the .gif is taken from, which you can get here.

[–]whut 906 points907 points ago

MR BEAN IS DOING AWKWARD OR INAPPROPRIATE THINGS. THIS IS SORT OF THE PREMISE OF HIS CHARACTER.

[–]tokomini 342 points343 points ago

HE HAS BEEN CONSISTENT IN THIS APPROACH TO COMEDY FOR DECADES, WHO ELSE WANTS TO YELL?

[–]InquisitorKaede 240 points241 points ago

I TOO AM FOND OF YELLING.

[–]bungholeo 79 points80 points ago

Hi its Billy Mayes here...

[–]Littlefly 138 points139 points ago

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 51 points52 points ago

WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!!

[–]alextonne 18 points19 points ago

jab00dy dubs. Fuckin' awesome

[–]poptart2nd 12 points13 points ago

IMPOSTOR!

[–]sleepyhead12 9 points10 points ago

I too am moist.

[–]TehGogglesDoNothing 12 points13 points ago

I LOVE LAMP!

[–]lackingsaint 45 points46 points ago

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

[–]Captain_LargePoop 5 points6 points ago

HOW DARE HE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL BE EATING CRAW FISH WITH THE SHELL ON, OR RUINING PAINTINGS IN A MUSEUM

[–]eukary0te 14 points15 points ago

I remember this episode! The followup was hilarious and I think involved Mr Bean shooting somebody in the back with a bow and arrow while he was on a date with the girl (she somehow picked him since it was obviously staged)

Edit: The episode of Blind Date

[–]redmandan 42 points43 points ago

You are clearly a guru of 90s UK television. I remember saturday nights, Gladiators was so awesome then this shitty programme my mum liked to watch. We only had one telly, and it had no remote.

[–]SirSandGoblin 32 points33 points ago

noel edmonds fucking house shit party cunt

[–]redmandan 6 points7 points ago

man I totally forgot about that shitty programme, I think this was around the time they did a big scratch and sniff for the whole night in aid of comic relief. That was a fucking waste of time too

[–]PR-UK 3 points4 points ago

You can thank me later - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Also... Jeremy Clarkson cameo!?

[–]tharman 8 points9 points ago

Don't tell me you missed Noel's House Party and Mr. Blobby!!!

[–]TheAngryGoat 5 points6 points ago

And you had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to change the channel.

[–]kimchifart 5 points6 points ago

A kid in my year went on it. He made lots of double entendre jokes about him being a butcher and did'nt get picked.

[–]ablebodiedmango 40 points41 points ago

It was a fucking sketch

[–]FirstTimeWang 14 points15 points ago

I know, people are really not picking up on my sarcasm.

[–]exflashkick 11 points12 points ago

Because it's text, it gives no hint of sarcasm, and "omg, non internet dwelling people like hugging? So inconsiderate" is a real opinion in this site.

[–]0bsesshun 20 points21 points ago

Fine. Lets just agree to disagree that I'm wrong.

[–]jakfischer 60 points61 points ago

pushes you in da face

[–]feckineejit 9 points10 points ago

Hugs?

[–]PinchoVe 15 points16 points ago

shakes hand

[–]keepsitsafe 177 points178 points ago

[–]creepyeyes 114 points115 points ago

The fact that he's reading Asterix and Obelix makes that gif even better

[–]Nothingtotalkabout 40 points41 points ago

I bet you 90 dollars that a shitty asterix and obelix movie will be released sometime during the next 9 years.

[–]AbanoMex[!] 20 points21 points ago

it has already been releaser, well like 6 years ago or more

[–]wisebud 16 points17 points ago

They weren't shit, though.

[–]devjunk 16 points17 points ago

Actually, they were pretty good.

[–]wisebud 22 points23 points ago

The one with cleopatra was absolutely hilarious.

[–]crazyjah2003 13 points14 points ago

There are actually at least 3 of them. I fell in love with Laetitia Casta watching the first one.

[–]czhunc 4 points5 points ago

What? It's a very scholarly and historical text.

[–]rushn006 67 points68 points ago

[–]ij00mini 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit, that's Alan Cumming in the middle seat!

[–]Vancha 2 points3 points ago

That's impolite of him...

[–]Crazium 47 points48 points ago

NO TOUCHING

[–]awall528 11 points12 points ago

This is Great...there should be a r/bean

[–]YumRangoon 94 points95 points ago

Socially awesome.

[–]themagictoast 23 points24 points ago

For those not familiar with the monster that is Cilla Black this is a UK show called Blind Date with the same format as The Dating Game in the US. This is where he is meeting the girl that just picked him.

[–]Grizzalbee 5 points6 points ago

Is he there as Bean, or as a different character (or just himself?)

[–]themagictoast 18 points19 points ago

Yeah he is there are Mr. Bean. It was a special episode for a charity telethon called Comic Relief. Here is the full 16 minutes...

If you have problems with watching outside the UK just search for "blind date mr. bean" and there are plenty of clips.

[–]rockpoodle 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit! That's Nightcrawler!

[–]themagictoast 3 points4 points ago

Indeed it is a young Alan Cumming. I think for the special they used actors as the other contestants - I'm sure this was the highlight of his career.

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[–]Zethos 15 points16 points ago

I am terrible at 'hugs' or so I have been told.

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW, I ONLY KNOW HOW TO BEAR HUG. ):

Normal hugs are weird.

[–]BenDarDunDat 11 points12 points ago

I'm not good with hugs either. I was hugging a taller friend of my wife's and ended up with a handful of tush. It was embarrassing.

[–]Bobzer 3 points4 points ago

DM;GA

[–]KyleStannings 8 points9 points ago

Wait, what? People suck at hugging? I didn't know this was a thing. It's literally one of the simplest actions a person can perform. How can you suck at hugging? I'm sorry, it just makes no sense to me.

[–]bayb 6 points7 points ago

Many complain that they can't breathe. "You're hurting me" they cry. Hogwash!

[–]Zethos 1 point2 points ago

Its not so much at sucking, its more of it just being awkward. Some people know how to hug well. You would know because then it feels nice (feels very nice). Not so with the awkward hugs. The planned positioning is weird to some.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2 points3 points ago

I've seen girls do it to guys that didn't even move in for a hug.

[–]listentobillyzane 21 points22 points ago

Stiff Arm

[–]Thatsrigtimafunnyguy 136 points137 points ago

Forever alone lvl: mr.bean Http://i.imgur.com/wFdD5.jpg

[–]gabbarS 4 points5 points ago

[–]IWasMeButNowHesGone 13 points14 points ago

Bean: the redditor before reddit.

[–]WildGingerBear 6 points7 points ago

I think he may be paranoid about people putting kick me signs on his back....

[–]kimchifart 5 points6 points ago

Blliiiiiiiinnnddd DDaaaaatuuuhh with Miss Ciiiillllllaaaaaaa Blaaaaaaaaack.

[–]222_3 3 points4 points ago

My family thinks i'm retarded for thinking Mr. Bean is hilarious. I'm so glad I've found people who can appreciate his work.

I have even tried to tell them that he's is actually a genius, they won't believe me. >:[

[–]Gramma42ton 13 points14 points ago

The original socially awkward penguin

[–]ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH 22 points23 points ago

I always thought he said "mated", but "made it" is way more appropriate for Zap.

[–]BCRob 28 points29 points ago

I think you're in the wrong thread, but I like your style soldier.

[–]Faloran 14 points15 points ago

I know which thread this comment goes in.... I'm done with a Reddit for a while.

[–]SkepticalSagan 11 points12 points ago

Well... he IS an electrical engineer so... that would explain the awkwardness.

[–]PzGren 4 points5 points ago

Damn, mr. bean is cold with them hoes.

[–]goosehysteria 6 points7 points ago

and the reverse!

[–]KittyCanScratch 5 points6 points ago

Mr. Bean, stay classy my friend.

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan 2 points3 points ago

Is that Cilla Black? Haven't seen her for years! Can't say I've missed her though...

[–]kneebuz 2 points3 points ago

TIL There are many extremely awkward people on Reddit

[–]tonguesplitter 2 points3 points ago

Redditor since 2009

Little slow on the uptake, eh?

[–]LexLV 2 points3 points ago

[–]Purplethreadhooker 2 points3 points ago

I remember watching Mr Bean as a kid, and my favorite episode involved him sitting at a park bench, and he was trying to make himself a sandwich, he needed to spread butter on his bread, and starts rummaging through his belongings while a stranger is watching him with a very confused look on their face. He ends up pulling out his credit card and spreads his butter with it, when he looks up at the bystander, he says, "My flexible friend!" as he shows him his credit card.

At least that's how I remember it. It's been so long since I've seen it.

Edit: For your viewing pleasure. http://youtu.be/bS1ePEZZCDY

[–]oxygn 11 points12 points ago

Come to think of it, I'd like to see Mr. Bean vs. Borat (a la Alien vs Predator?)

[–]Bridgemaster11 20 points21 points ago

Borat would run around being crazy while Bean would just look at him silently like he's crazy. Bean would make Borat look like a fool IMHO.

[–]Basic_Stance 6 points7 points ago

Or they would team up and become the first, the biggest, and the most trolling troll team in the history of man.

[–]Sir_Richfield 4 points5 points ago

I'd rather see Mr. Atkinson and Mr. Baron Cohen making a movie together with new characters they come up with.

[–]tenshady 1 point2 points ago

Classy

[–]blitzkr1eg 1 point2 points ago

I should try this when relatives want to hug.

[–]daweaver 1 point2 points ago

For someone who's only exposure to Mr. Bean is through Reddit posts, I'm so confused, and intrigued.

[–]Twoflappylips 1 point2 points ago

Face palm...

[–]yevb 1 point2 points ago

I missed my first kiss by doing something like this.. Awkward teenage years.

[–]dick_science 1 point2 points ago

swag swag swag

[–]Butterspud 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, this is one the funniest things I've seen from Mr. Bean. As always the simplest things tend to be the funniest.

[–]sincewevebeenwrong 1 point2 points ago

Get back bitch, you don't know me like that.

[–]brinleyk87 1 point2 points ago

Mr Bean, original SAP.

[–]SeaHawk17 1 point2 points ago

Rejected Mr. Bean style

[–]aTroll 1 point2 points ago

a true redditor

[–]Tabtykins 1 point2 points ago

We're gonna have a lorra lorra laughs!

[–]myth1n 1 point2 points ago

he's one of the worlds richest comedians, not many people know that

[–]bloxie 1 point2 points ago

Socially Awkward Beanguin

[–]kabomlamma 1 point2 points ago

he pretends to be a 9/10 year old boy when he is Mr bean. that's generally the reaction of a boy when a girl tries to kiss him.

[–]ghettocasper 1 point2 points ago

I love "Mr. Bean" so much. Growing up in England solidified that, along with the fact that he is remarkably similar to my brother..

[–]DrMasterBlaster 1 point2 points ago

The whole point of his character is being a socially-inept, bumbling fool. It seems to me he was just in character.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

the scandalized look she gives him after he casually facepalms her...priceless.

[–]da-sein 1 point2 points ago

It looks like he's putting something from his pocket into her mouth.

[–]abhi91 1 point2 points ago

Alpha as fuck