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[–]nothing_pt 55 points56 points ago

I don't remember the name of this Ausie Comedy show, but i remember that it was awesome.

[–]OrenYarok 56 points57 points ago

[–]Tattered 11 points12 points ago

Do a 50/50. Or say "the third answer"

[–]adalonus 9 points10 points ago

The letter A is the first letter of the alphabet, therefore, I choose option C, letter A.

1 mil please.

[–]Asterisk007 5 points6 points ago

Or "bottom left"

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[–]Asterisk007 3 points4 points ago

What?

[–]Souske22597 3 points4 points ago

This was probably funny in your head but in letters it looks retarded

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[–]Three_Headed_Monkey 1 point2 points ago

It was good. But still didn't hold a candle to Fast Forward and Full Frontal. My god those were great. And that's not just nostalgia talking. I watched through some of them recently and they are still fantastic although some of the pop culture jokes are a little old.

Comedy Inc and Skithouse were good but I don't think they were as consistently good.

[–]Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy 0 points1 point ago

cough cough SKITHOUSE! cough cough

[–]zingiah 3 points4 points ago

the late shift its at end of vid

[–]MoNkEyxJOSHH 0 points1 point ago

looks like who wants to be a millionaire to me, not just in australia

[–]Ev00 19 points20 points ago

My final answer is A. As in C. As in MY FINAL ANSWER IS A WHICH IS C. THE FIRST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET IS A WHICH IS ANSWER C.... I got it :)

[–]P8ntBal1551 9 points10 points ago

"The third option" or "The third one to appear" or "The bottom left one"

[–]Ev00 0 points1 point ago

lol thats not how that show works. Have to say "My final answer is __" __being a letter.

[–]P8ntBal1551 0 points1 point ago

i understnad, but its obviously not a serious question so....not a serious answer

[–]Ev00 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't anyone give a shit about the rules anymore!?

[–]P8ntBal1551 1 point2 points ago

Walter, they're calling the cops, put the piece away.

[–]evelution 0 points1 point ago

It was a comedy show doing a parody of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

[–]Lawlmylife 0 points1 point ago

No, it was a comedy show doing a skit.

[–]Sir_Berus -1 points0 points ago

Reddit will deliver. Please?

[–]Jasejunk 1 point2 points ago

The late shift

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[–]Sir_Berus 0 points1 point ago

Not earlier. But thanks.

[–]vagabond_dilldo 56 points57 points ago

"Option C: the letter, 'A'"

[–]LimeGreenTeknii 5 points6 points ago

I would've said, "I'd like to pick the answer on the lower left," but I like yours better.

[–]horsesemen 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure that's correct arrangement of punctuation for this sentence, but man does it ever look goofy.

[–]Tetelesthai 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this.

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[–]FreEarl 115 points116 points ago

that look of total uncertainty on her face is what gets me.

[–]Soccer21x 45 points46 points ago

I feel awful for this guy. That last second when he realizes what he's done, but it's too late...

[–]fateswarm 14 points15 points ago

You know what. It's probable there is a hydraulic surge protector.

In fact I'm almost certain there is, but it might have a different name usually.

[–]HammerJack 24 points25 points ago

It's called a water hammer arrestor. Didn't even have to google it.

wtf are you doing up there brain? This is not the kind of shit you need to remember.

[–]Hounmlayn 0 points1 point ago

username reminded you? Pretty sad comment I know =[

[–]SWEETBRO 4 points5 points ago

dams, levees, dykes, sea walls, uh... storm drains... sandbags...

[–]fateswarm 1 point2 points ago

I mean even in a small scale where one could install it on a common house pipe.

[–]HammerJack 0 points1 point ago

Water hammer arrestor is the correct answer sir.

[–]upinflames 11 points12 points ago

I have this terrible fear that if I went on a game show like this I would freeze, forget every fact I ever knew, and look like an idiot.

[–]ScruffySaysMhm 9 points10 points ago

That dude walked off the stage, and straight into oncoming traffic.

[–]wayndom 1 point2 points ago

Who is the George Washington Bridge named after?

[–]BobTehCat 5 points6 points ago

It is funny because they capatalized nouns that are not proper nouns.

[–]BoOnDoXeY 2 points3 points ago

O_o

[–]GearsOfZelda -4 points-3 points ago

The stupid... It burns

[–]Lord_Purple_ 18 points19 points ago

It could be chlamydia, see a doctor.

[–]GearsOfZelda 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I'll go see him right now.

[–]Quantumor 19 points20 points ago

[–]Vessix -1 points0 points ago

I cannot believe people can't immediately tell it's fake. Look at the discoloration around the question and all the answers!

[–]ToasterAtheism -2 points-1 points ago

Good thing this is fake.

[–]beckerist 20 points21 points ago

"See, ay. Final answer."

[–]withoutexcuse 8 points9 points ago

I C what you did there.

[–]subatomicsushi 8 points9 points ago

Ugh... pointers.

[–]Candylandsings 8 points9 points ago

From "Whose Line?": "What is the correct answer to this question? A: B; B: C; C: A; D: D; or E: Big Bowl of Almonds?"

[–]And_Repost 78 points79 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
How would you answer this question? 4coms 16pts 2mos funny
trolling level: infinite 5coms 21pts 2mos funny
Trolling in Who Wants to be a Millionaire 91coms 716pts 6mos funny
Trolling Gameshow 102coms 1006pts 6mos funny
A. No. Not that one the other A! 0coms 3pts 1mo funny
Well... Fuck. 2coms 42pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]DaemonDanton 18 points19 points ago

Yay! OP is the winner!

[–]namesrhardtothinkof 2 points3 points ago

Good job on Trolling Gameshow!

[–]Spyro_A_Dragon 4 points5 points ago

[–]Probable_Foreigner 10 points11 points ago

Just say " C colon A"

[–]BobTehCat 13 points14 points ago

Hehe colon.

[–]Bakyra 12 points13 points ago

"Option C" would work just fine.

[–]Major_Tom42 1 point2 points ago

I heard the same thing in an introductory biology course

[–]markman71122 2 points3 points ago

What letter is closest F? Think man think!

[–]x1expert1x 2 points3 points ago

"I pick the third choice."

[–]redditchao999 1 point2 points ago

I thought it would be T (the first letter in "the English alphabet")

[–]ElArcho 0 points1 point ago

The guy looks like a mix of Christian Bale and Matt Damon. Weird.

[–]MetaX24 0 points1 point ago

[–]genocideangel 0 points1 point ago

That is nucking futs.

[–]azn6ftelf 0 points1 point ago

"The third Option"

[–]Methone 0 points1 point ago

Option "C": "A". Problem solved.

[–]Digiimandan 0 points1 point ago

This is a DUI test in Florida.

[–]Seminoles753 0 points1 point ago

I swear this is probably the most reposted image on the internet..

[–]Megabamf7 0 points1 point ago

All you would have to say is "I choose the letter choice C.". It's very simple.

[–]Paxientas 0 points1 point ago

"A: C, final answer... aww damnit!"

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

Judging by his face, he ran out of time.

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

"I'd like to use my life-line."

[–]smug_soul 0 points1 point ago

More like I 'C' what you did there.

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

What? Which one... What do I... Which is the... Dammit!

[–]BlazingFox 0 points1 point ago

Why does the alphabet need to be in a certain order?

[–]lateralvincent 0 points1 point ago

I 'c' what you did there...right guys?

[–]Tori1313 0 points1 point ago

I would say: my final answer is c, the letter a

[–]peesinpools 0 points1 point ago

Uhh, that one.

[–]epiphone805 0 points1 point ago

[–]exoticlumps 0 points1 point ago

Just say the third box.

[–]FreEarl 3 points4 points ago

Or is it the second?

I can't see it being the second, because then it would be B, I guess, eh?

[–]demgraves 0 points1 point ago

Knowing me I would of said A lol

[–]I_Spell_You_Smell 8 points9 points ago

You probably meant 'would have'.

[–]herenseti 0 points1 point ago

that's actually a very close call, but i would definitely say the sun because we are in orbit around it, and it is only a semi-mutual orbit with the moon we have, with the centre of rotation still being within the earth.

[–]kingite -1 points0 points ago

Now I had to think about this here. Question: How long does it take for earth to orbit the sun? Answers: 12 Months, 30 days, 24 hours, 60 minutes

[–]B_oucher -1 points0 points ago

I C what you did there

[–]OttoWolf -3 points-2 points ago

That was as funny as the last time I saw it!

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[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

The first letter of the English alphabet is not C:A. Pathetic.

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[–]rob7030 2 points3 points ago

It seems you forgot to switch accounts.

[–]Thilo-Costanza -5 points-4 points ago